Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost
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After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.
First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days in a month for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.
In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13). 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other, symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.
EDIT: Spelling