DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I predict that by the end of the week Phail will declare that Critikal is mentally ill, that he got brainwashed by da trollz and that he is misusing his "power" as a large creator to hurt a small business owner and family man. I have $10 on him repeating the picture book Jew's "With great power comes great responsibility" quote and another $50 on the phrase "punching down" being used.
Missed my prediction by 2 weeks.

In regards to time with spouse. I don't he knows how. If you look at his on screen time with Khet, there is no "physical comfort" here. I know couples will rub their shoulders, hand or let the partner speak more. Phil treats Khet like she is a maid. Which reminds me of Bezos who literally told the maid to climb out of a window.
Just compare the early videos he had with Leanna to the ones he had with Khet. The former they were like an actual teenage couple, which makes sense given that Phail is one mentally while Reeanna was one physically and mentally. The few times he was together on screen with Khet they had the body language of two people who are stuck in a Saw trap.
 
Lol fucking awesome the delusional cope rant retardness in response to critkal.

Again critikal spends 2 minutes talking about Dave and the dude turns it into a 10 minute rant.
Critkal has now spent a total of 4 minutes talking about dsp in the last month. Mentioned him twice.

Dave has spent like 4 hours talking about him. Mentioning him everyday. Can't wait to see how long he'll keep this going.


No one listens to me.
No one believes me.
No one knows me.
Blah blah blah blah.
 
Phil is having a hard time keeping up this act.

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Kinda related because I've been clipping this egregious shit where he pauses the game outta nowhere to zip onto a tip despite it being "pittance".



Fuckin' addict behavior. Later in the stream he does what is mentioned here
This man is losing his mind at a lesbian relationship. Is this man even human?
and proceeds to be a fuckin' 6th grade clown. And of course he goes on how there has been no horror or scares! Not like he halts his playthrough of a movie where he talks over it at every opportunity and ruins any build up in the first place by pausing it constantly.

I'm just going to spoil the game for myself before watching anymore of it because he makes me lose patience. This is like the 6th fuckin Dark Pictures game, you know how they go, asshole.
 
Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost

After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.

First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days in a month for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.

In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13). 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other, symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.

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Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost
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After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.

First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.

In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13.) 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other. symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.
I just don't understand why he pretends to be some moral role model for people.

Maybe the Catholic stuff was brought up to try and counteract all the evidence of him being a blatant liar.

That or he's just a contrarian by default, and says "wrong" to others because he himself hates the embarrassment of being called out.
 
The nuns apparently taught Phil that "666" is Augustus Caesar's birthday, that a "rainy day fund" is money you spend when your original plans get ruined by rain, and that all charity should be anonymous (unless it's a tip to Phil, in which case, shoutouts!).

Did they shove him into the mop closet and have the janitor teach him this shit, and he was just too retarded to see through it? Everything he learned in school seems to be incorrect.
 
The nuns apparently taught Phil that "666" is Augustus Caesar's birthday, that a "rainy day fund" is money you spend when your original plans get ruined by rain, and that all charity should be anonymous (unless it's a tip to Phil, in which case, shoutouts!).

Did they shove him into the mop closet and have the janitor teach him this shit, and he was just too retarded to see through it? Everything he learned in school seems to be incorrect.
Maybe he was the Catholic school's Wimp Lo from Kung Pow and they purposely taught him everything wrong as a joke.
 
Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost
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After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.

First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days in a month for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.

In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13). 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other, symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.

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Awesome effortpost, bro! Loved reading it from beginning to end. His parents was most definitely the valedictorians, not him.
 
I don't condone giving Phil money for any reason, but it would be funny if someone tipped him and asked what his confirmation name is. I bet he would have no idea what that means.
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have one because confirmation names aren't a thing in countries like Spain, Italy and other parts of the Catholic world. I'm Orthodox but I live in a part of the country where we also have a lot of ethnic Hungarians and they're Catholics who don't have the custom of confirmation names.

Then again, he is an Amerimutt and the Catholic Church in North America does have that custom.
 
What the actual fuck do you talk to him about?

Unless he happens to find a barber that has a scat fetish and is very open about it, there really isn't anything Phil could talk to anyone about. The man spent an hour bitching about a grocery store not having things a week before thanksgiving. He's completely detached from actual life.
 
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Unless he happens to find a barber that has a scat fetish and is very open about it, there really isn't anything Phil could talk to anyone about. The man spent an hour bitching about a grocery store not having things a week before thanksgiving. He's completely detached from actual life.
Phil is basically that kid from Gran Torino trying to fit in at the barbershop.
 
Is there a reason why he doesn't go to a barber? is he afraid of men? maybe thinks niggas will jump him if he goes to one?
I think it's just his autism about "wasting time". Why should he have to wait around while Khet is groomed AND THEN have to go and get his hair cut somewhere else?!
And NO Khet can't go on one of her 7 days off a week! She might go to the wrong shop and end up with cornrows!!
 
As with the 666 thing, it interests me how people get autistic lockjaw on certain erroneous factoids. Almost as a hoarder develops some kind of emotional attachment to actual garbage, the denthead develops the same for a garbage idea. Another one he does this with is, "Dr. Disrespect won a GIANT lawsuit against Twitch." The reality is that no one knows for sure why he was banned or what the settlement deal was, and we never will.

On a side note: I've heard Alotta Peepul speculate that his "day ahf appointments" might be Dr.s appointments. Dave seems like the type of asshole to go to the Dr. for alcoholism-induced health problems and then lie to the Dr. and say he doesn't drink. He probably doesn't even call it alcohol, it's probably his "unwind water" or "relaxation juice." He's actually that delusional.
 
Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost
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After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.

First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days in a month for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.

In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13). 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other, symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.

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I had to double check when I heard that. If you want to know how even more pants on head retarded this gets Agustus died in 14AD. This would be during the lost years of Christ, before he began traveling the holy land. Christianity at this point wasn't called Christianity - likely still would have been its early Jewish insulated sect - and the whole event that made Christianity what it is, the crucifixion, wouldn't happen for another 19 years.

As a side note, Augustus was and is considered the best Roman emporer to ever live and rule. Anyone who had issues with him didn't really write any history books about their views that survived. He was so well regarded that by the time of Byzantium they were still using the term Augusta (orginally given to Augustus' wife Livia) which was a title given to the empress that meant first mother of the empire. No idea how he could have pulled that out of his ass. I'd get if he said Nero, there were beliefs at the time he was the anti-christ, but Augustus is pretty separate in the public conscious.
 
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