Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Useful_Mistake]

Didn't say you did, I was simply making a point.

Oh, my bad. I misunderstood you. Sorry!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

But with the amount of exposure he's gotten lately and assuming his streams get around the same number of viewers as Metokur's on average, shouldn't he be less compelled to be TMI, not more?

He's catering to his paying audience. Everyone who chats in the Locals chat pays Nick $5 a month which is well over 5,000 people now. Since Rumble pays jackall in advertising revenue and their superchat system is (reportedly) terrible he's incentivized to get people to pay for his Locals which he has repeatedly said is "best chat" in contrast to Discord which he routinely says he hates with a passion.

Yes, but Locals chat was a mistake.

I disagree, but only because Nick has convinced enough people that getting to respond to his Hank Hill ass in an elite chat is worth $5 a month. The grift is strong.

Fun night making fun of Nick for being a retard. Now what?

I guess nothing? This was a whole lot of hollerin over a PG-13 panties shot because a wannabe journalist threw in a salacious and incorrect headline.

 

[RussianParasite]

The worst thing about this is not how some y'all are engaging in over the top sperging about A PG-13 at best picture, declaring Nick a cuck because of A PG-13 at best picture, Nick doing a coping anti-cope stream that might be filled with meta irony mocking people who are upset about it or him maybe oversharing his sex life (I don't know if that's what happened and I don't ultimately care either way because this is a nothing burger).

Some of the pearl clutching in this thread is incredible. If any of you retards made Nick into your internet daddy for real you should probably have a thread on this site too.

 

[Lep in the hood]

Fuck yeah. Anime lawyer is now in internet famous. Anyone who watches anime is a paedo, your internet lawyer daddy watches anime.

 

[Puff]

Some of the pearl clutching in this thread is incredible. If any of you retards made Nick into your internet daddy for real you should probably have a thread on this site too.

Some of it is just trying to get a reaction from fans and Nick

 

[Phony Chicken]

Everyone commenting that his wife is hot is a coomer.
It's beside the point.

The only reason any of this matters is because of how much of a hypocrite it exposes him as. And a degenerate. The first sign was really the Twitch thot stream he did.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Some of the pearl clutching in this thread is incredible. If any of you retards made Nick into your internet daddy for real you should probably have a thread on this site too.

I've seen this level of in fighting before.


Nick 100% caused this drama although. I expect tons of shit talking from both sides with shilling and "troll shielding" accusations flying. Dumpsters, rainbows and red X marks will litter this thread for the next few days/weeks.

Nick is acting retarded
Nick's ego lead him to this spot
Don't go full retard Nick or do what ever you want it's your life to burn.
Don't expect this to go away ever.
Expect your kids to get emails from creeps now of your ass with a bottle in it. It shouldn't happen, but you put the pictures out there. You should have known better.

Most people never thought you would reach these depths. Lets see what lows you can reach.

 

[feral cat #6385]

King Ralph rightfully dabbing on Rekieta Cuck ass lol

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Ralph got it wrong. It was clearly the big end that was pointed toward Racket's anus.

i'm retarded and if i were him i wouldn't have said anything, but i feel like after he started the ball rolling with the pics there really wasn't anything he could have done or said or not done or not said to prevent the perpetuation. it's weird that someone like lucas gets so bent out of shape over his thread that the farms were almost gone for good, meanwhile a handful of people seem hellbent on draggin rackets over the lolcow finish line in seemingly record time and he literally says he still likes kiwifarms as he corrects his own dox on air

in addition to being retarded, i'm also still relatively new to posting so i completely understand if i don't get it but i am trying to learn. i suppose it's been a wild ride down the slide

Rackets didn't do anything illegal or reprehensible. Just kind of weird and coom brained. Being a coomer is a slippery slope to other forms of degeneracy tho so who knows how far this will go. He has skirted on the edge of cowdom for a very long time.

 

[3322]

tradwife

I think the illusion of Mrs Rackets being a tradwife was shattered the minute she showed that she is covered in shitty tattoos on stream. Just having a lot of kids doesn't make a traditional wife, every nigger is doing that. That she posts her ass and titties on the internet for incels to drool over is just confirming that she is just an aged partygirl who likes her booze. The trad thing is all a LARP.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

This gif makes much more sense now

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I think the illusion of Mrs Rackets being a tradwife was shattered the minute she showed that she is covered in shitty tattoos on stream. Just having a lot of kids doesn't make a traditional wife, every nigger is doing that. That she posts her ass and titties on the internet for incels to drool over is just confirming that she is just an aged partygirl who likes her booze. The trad thing is all a LARP.

Party girl former cheerleader marries the jew nosed lawyer with a rich family a tale as old as time

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Another W for for the subject of NRN.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Gotta exfoliate them cheeks, son!

 

[Love Machine]

Don't know why anyone is surprised or disappointed by this.

Fence sitting grifter that always defends Dax is a degen? Who would have thunk it!

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Have you tried mounting your phone on a tripod? A lot of people here don't know what they're talking about, no offence.
You need a bracket to mount the phone onto a tripod and considering how large and odd the button placements are, many times you need a proper bracket.

Putting a tripod in sand is another retarded cope, unless this wasn't from a nudist beach which wtf were they doing? Anyway, people typically place CDs under the tripod so it doesn't sink into the sand.

Then there's also the logistics about carrying a fucking tripod to a trip with a significant other. Unless both of you are photo slobs, the other will absolutely NOT like that, speaking from personal experience. Most just bring a dumb stick to mount a phone on.

Simplest and least logistically retarded thing to do would involve a friend and then cropping the photo, that's it.

Phone levels are useless.

Dude, are you living in 2008? You have no clue what you’re talking about or you’re being deliberately ignorant.

First of all, there are all kinds of phone tripods that do not involve brackets or ball joints. Simple shit that clamps or folds open, and that fits in your pocket.

Second, you can use anything to prop a phone up. Hell, I have taken timer shots using a stick or a rock or a wadded-up hoodie to support the phone!

It’s weird how resistant you are to the idea that this can be done so easily.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Internet downfalls often start with a picture. Sometimes it’s a stomach hanging from a shirt, sonetimes it’s a whiskey bottle in your wife’s ass. Times will be rough from here on out.

 

[JamusActimus]

ITT: seething incels jelly that a nerd lolyer has a tradwife broodmare who still has a nice ass after pumping out five little racketeers.

"tradwife"
"sending ass pics to localcels"

 

[A Sunset]

Well I do think Nick and his bangin’ MILF wife sending out semi-nude photos to their audience is cringe, and this ass with bottle thing is obvious degen, and I personally think it was a mistake….

I still like Nick and his content and I’ll still watch it when it’s interesting to me personally - he’s given a lot of people who were “Internet Banished” a voice and put his channel at risk for this website, giving Null an audience in the thick of the Keffals shit. I’m not a fucking Christian and I don’t really care what people do in their sex life or if they’re degens.

Hell, I’m a fucking degen. But you gotta have some decorum with this shit. If they wanna be swingers or Exhibitionists online or whatever the fuck, join a BDSM swinger website, start an amatuer porn channel, join a nudist group, whatever.

But don’t put it in places where it’ll be sent to your kids and people can just make fun of you forever. Classy in the streets, degen in the sheets is the Kingly strategy here. Just my two cents.

I do think a lot of people here are being pearl-clutching faggots tbh. Not saying it isn’t embarrassing, but it’s not like Ralph’s sex tape, that MRA who got his gay porn with a dildo leaked, or that VG host who was sending underage fans Snapchats of him fucking his ass in his daughter’s room.

 

[Love Machine]

Most interesting think to happen on the show in years.

 

[AnOminous]

There's literally 20 pages of this fucking shit and I thought something had actually happened.