Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Today's when her big news interview was, I guess. Did anyone see it? Film it off the TV?
it'll probably be on the news website, if anyone wants to keep their eyes peeled.

if it is she'll definitely share it on her facebook page

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it's live, lads:
 
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The reporter (her bio, just for the record) did not know what she was getting into. She couldn't do the usual active listening faces you'd expect from a newscaster.

I liked how, when referencing the people who have been killed in the past year, Staph said "I haven't looked too closely at the list." Such commitment, such advocacy! A Facebook live event for some people whose names she hasn't really looked at.

I was also a fan of the network dumping their entire folder of pride-rainbow-LGBTQ stock images into the clip. I suppose they were struggling for anything to make the interview seem dynamic.

Next time, she needs to pencil on her facial hair.
 
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I’m so sorry I don’t know how to download/archive the video itself on mobile because I am retarded.
She has the webcam below her, so she has to emphasize her chins. For someone who lives on the Internet, she still doesn't know the fat girl angles.

I'm impressed how bad she is at explaining things she's allegedly enthusiastic about. "Tell me about your event." "*sigh* well..."

And that was such an easy question with the "why online?" setting her up to say something about COVID or not wanting to get queer-bashed. Nope, just "...well, I don't want to have to commute for my activism."
 
At first I thought that it was a deeply unflattering still image they had used of her looking dead eyed with a pursed butthole mouth mushed on top of that rack of chins. It was only when she smugly grinned at being introduced did I realise it was a video. I loved the brief moment of relief I was given when the banner with her name popped up and covered her face.

That pause after she was asked why she was doing a virtual ritual was fantastic. You could see the wheels turning to come up with something other than 'because I like to make the least amount of effort for anything I claim to do.'

'I haven't looked too closely at the list' makes her proposed ritual sound incredibly insincere. But that's Staph for you.

I wonder what normies thought to the video and what impression of her they got from watching it? If I try and imagine viewing this as your average person, all I can see is a smug woman who is lazily virtue signalling just to stroke her own ego.
 
I have previously tried avoiding their videos because it is very uncanny Valley to see them move. But wow. I had to pause when they started talking. I know we say their mouth is tiny but it really looks like somebody is smashing their cheeks together. I wonder if they could be missing some muscles or something in their face because it doesn't look like they can actually smile or move their mouth in a normal way? Is that why they don't smile in photos and can only look smug?

They have no sense what so ever. It would be better to say "On-line is more accessible for people who are disabled or don't have access to transportation." Would be better sounding then talking about how it'd inconvenience you.
 
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I’m so sorry I don’t know how to download/archive the video itself on mobile because I am retarded.

She calls herself a druid/priestess at the beginning.
Is she trying to pitch her voice lower or has she always sounded like someone trying to pitch their voice lower?

Such enthusiasm. Such passion for the poor dead teenagers. She’s definitely not just trying to get attention and an ego jerk.

But Yarrow, for serious: Work on your presence and tone if you want to do these things. You should be sitting up and trying to look at the camera. Out of respect for the dead, don’t act like they mean nothing to you. And try wearing an unbuttoned dress shirt or flannel with the sleeves rolled up. It will define your body better, especially if vertical stripes are involved. Put the camera higher so you don’t look like you’re being condescending by literally looking down on the viewer. Your blush makes you look overheated while your lips need more color. And practice smiling so you don’t smirk.

I wonder what normies thought to the video and what impression of her they got from watching it? If I try and imagine viewing this as your average person, all I can see is a smug woman who is lazily virtue signalling just to stroke her own ego.
She’s not doing the trans community any favors. She behaves like a right-winger’s idea of what a nonbinary transmasc whatever is.
 
Has she actually gotten out of fucking bed to do this interview? If all of her "activism" is online, she needs a desk with a chair, maybe a green screen or a pride flag in the background and a really nice top so she looks presentable.

I worked as a virtual PA for a year and a half and in that time I would regularly only dress from the top up because that's all people see of you. This bitch can't even be bothered to half dress herself but thinks she'll have the wherewithal to inject herself with T? Fuck this bitch.
 
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I’m so sorry I don’t know how to download/archive the video itself on mobile because I am retarded.

She calls herself a druid/priestess at the beginning.
Too anyone who's not seen this, please do, it's only four and half minutes and is right up there with r/antiwork with how hilariously cringeworthy it is.

Totally agree with @Vandy2 statement about how stupid she was to say; "it's easier ". You dumbo, even if that's the truth that's not how you spin that kind of shit, you always have to phrase it in a way that makes it seem your being conscientious of others.

I think they flashed the pics after they saw the interview because if you just listened to Steffles, youd honestly wouldn't even know who the vigil is for, she just keeps repeating: people need to be aware/know. Okay, about what, pic of gay/trans stuff, oh okay, that.

And dear lord, for having a "masters" she's terribly ineloquent. She didn't even have a statement ready.
All in all, this was a most glorious and hilarious disaster of an interview and I enjoyed very much.🤣
 
For fuck's sake, I have no interest in Trans Day of Remembrance or paying respect to dead troons, but I could have done a better and more convincing interview than that shit.

Staph, that was absolutely abysmal and makes not only you but anyone who vaguely is on your side look completely retarded.

Instead of pins, why don't you buy a webcam that doesn't look like it's from 2008? Maybe with that TEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS that you were given?

Sit up, don't slouch like you're sitting on the couch watching Star Wars. Put on something at least business-casual. A button up shirt is gender neutral and presentable.

Starting with "I'm a drewidd" made the rest of the interview unnecessary because you immediately lost everyone's interest and the very miniscule amount of credibility you may have had.

You couldn't have possibly made yourself and the tranny cause look any worse. Congratulations, you fucking mushy potato.
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I was kind of disappointed that she wasn’t sporting the dirt mustache, not going to lie.

Her interview reminded me of elementary aged kids giving a class presentation. Not someone talking to a newscaster.

I’ve been caught off guard by a newscaster, in an emotional setting for myself, and asked to give some words for their segment. I was completely unprepared for it, but I feel like I pulled it off well for the situation.

I would imagine that Staph had more time to think up what she wanted to say, and recite it. To look at the list of names as well. She’s so lazy.
 
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