Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Staticness]

I dated a retail witch (aka "I buy the books and go crystal shopping, this is so me") once. She was... nice.
The animal bones she collected kinda freaked me out, but at least she was self-aware enough to acknowledge that it was weird.
(My personal favorite part is that she came from a Muslim family and had picked as her personal diety... Baphomet. A corruption of "Muhammad".)

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

How about a nice spiritual cup of coffee?

 

[Punished Brent]

Women lack the part of the brain that allows for the harnessing and control of ethereal energies or magicks. I love watching them pretend to be wizards. Spellcraft is a mans game.

 

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Women lack the part of the brain that allows for the harnessing and control of ethereal energies or magicks. I love watching them pretend to be wizards. Spellcraft is a mans game.

What about all the Indian tribes where the shamans were traditionally women and troons?

 

[Linako 2.0]

What about all the Indian tribes where the shamans were traditionally women and troons?

Well there's a reason they're irrelevant now.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

the part of the brain that allows for the harnessing and control of ethereal energies

Seriously dude? What part of the brain is that?

 

[speedweed]

Seriously dude? What part of the brain is that?

The prefrontal cortex.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

And what pray tell are "ethereal energies"?

 

[NoReturn]

The prefrontal cortex.

It's the pineal gland, you absolute MONG.

And what pray tell are "ethereal energies"?

Semen.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Women lack the part of the brain that allows for the harnessing and control of ethereal energies or magicks. I love watching them pretend to be wizards. Spellcraft is a mans game.

Spellcraft is no one's game, because it's playing pretend and none of this actually works.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

I get it. Not a thread about laughing at superstitious ninnies. It's a thread about how bitches witches be inferior at realo true-lo spell casting.

 

[speedweed]

Never seen a ho cast a fireball.

 

[Flexo]

And all this time I thought Brent was making a gag.

 

[Linako 2.0]

(My personal favorite part is that she came from a Muslim family and had picked as her personal diety... Baphomet. A corruption of "Muhammad".)

If it's not the Baphomet from Drowned God than we can't be homies.

 

[Clownish]

Guys it looks like we missed a whole bunch of drama in the Thelema cult. Looks like a far left anti-fascist tried to cancel Aleister Crowley because he was sexist and racist. It failed miserably.
Turns out that there are far-right and traditionalist people in Thelema. Who knew?


Post explaining the drama. The Death Of Post-Thelema

​

 

[speedweed]

Post explaining the drama. The Death Of Post-Thelema

For someone who critiques the behavior of everyone else around him, Marco does not have a squeaky clean record. On a now-deleted burner account, he falsely accused numerous high-profile Thelemites of sexual assualt. As well, on a discord account, he repeatedly told another Thelemite who disagreed with him on theological matters to commit suicide. Beyond this, Marco, on his public social media, has run numerous slander campaigns against occultists who disagree with him. In one disturbing moment, he stated that a woman named esotericariel (who has since deleted her accounts) who had accused one of Marco’s close friends of sexual misconduct that he did not care whether or not she was assaulted, because she was mean to Marco. Truly, the behavior of a virtuous male feminist who cares about defending and protectiong women.

I thought wizard fights would be a lot cooler than telling people to kill themselves over Discord

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

The Thelema cult was one of Crowley's little contemptuous practical jokes on his followers.

It comes straight from Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel.

https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/1200/pg1200-images.html#link2HCH0052

That's right. The whole shtick was taken from a political satire about French aristocrats who do what they wilt. The big joke is he got people to take it seriously.

Anyone who seeks truth by following Crowley is inherently a LOLcow,
and Crowley would agree.

 

[Flexo]

I thought wizard fights would be a lot cooler than telling people to kill themselves over Discord

Yeah I was promised you had to tap lands for your mana!

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Guys it looks like we missed a whole bunch of drama in the Thelema cult. Looks like a far left anti-fascist tried to cancel Aleister Crowley because he was sexist and racist. It failed miserably.
Turns out that there are far-right and traditionalist people in Thelema. Who knew?


Post explaining the drama. The Death Of Post-Thelema

​

>Gerogina Rose
a far-right pagan waifu, nice

I thought wizard fights would be a lot cooler than telling people to kill themselves over Discord

Unfortunately, most wizard fight are conducted by terminally online fatties and deranged trannies. so no cool stuff

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]