Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%
  • Total voters
    381
Ralph Barnhardt said:
It's that you niggers invoked a name and gave attention to someone during No R**** November and that makes you double niggers.
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Vows were broken. In the distant land of Mexico, a lonely humanoid-animal, some hybrid creature, the abomination known locally as El Cerdo Rabioso, dances la cucaracha in the wind.
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Rekeita will continue to get clowned on for a bit, now there’s a spotlight on any deviant shit from recent memory. Letting it go is the quickest way forward, ie, to cope.
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Some don’t care much, some will always push a joke until it’s at beating dead horses level. Let it play out silently. Laugh, (maybe in private as it can come off cringe when the spotlight shines on you,) and move on with regularly scheduled business. Lay off the bottles though, for real.
 
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3MMA said:
Vows were broken. In the distant land of Mexico, a lonely humanoid-animal, some hybrid creature, the abomination known locally as El Cerdo Rabioso, dances la cucaracha in the wind.
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Everyone was doing so good, how is it that THIS is what forced he who should not be named back into our collective conscience. HALF A MONTH. We couldn't last HALF A MONTH.

This is all Nick's fault.
 
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Matt Damon said:
So I hesitate to ask this, but uh... you put this thing around your ballsack and then use it to penetrate something?

The angle and logistics of what I'm imagining seem incredibly awkward.
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Everyone thinks it looks painful. Go to their website and there's an ANIMATION.
But yes. IMO, it looks too floppy to penetrate anything.
It went from meme to Nick getting a sponsorship and doing a review in like a month.
Edit: link to the FAQ https://www.balldo.com/pages/ballsex-faqs https://archive.ph/FaxY5
Edit:edit: The videos are on the "press kit" tab.
Use promo code "nose"
 
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Matt Damon said:
So I hesitate to ask this, but uh... you put this thing around your ballsack and then use it to penetrate something?

The angle and logistics of what I'm imagining seem incredibly awkward.
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Seems like you need to be put into a submissive position for it to work.
 
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Matt Damon said:
So I hesitate to ask this, but uh... you put this thing around your ballsack and then use it to penetrate something?

The angle and logistics of what I'm imagining seem incredibly awkward.
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Seems overly complicated. Especially when there is something designed to do that sort of thing already.
 
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TardC0rPs77 said:
Someone should make new lyrics to that Irish Folk-sounding song Rackets uses for his outro music to include things like him letting other dudes plow his wife while he gets a whiskey bottle shoved up his ass.
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So empty that bottle, shove it up your botty,
and share some more pictures you'll never live down.
Put a shine to your bike that's been ever so lovely,
just in case you've a mind to go ride around town!
 
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Pentamidine said:
his official discord has the pics, posted last night at 6pm eastern



people knew it was lady rackets, said it was a dump from the locals chat. replies are mostly calling nick a cuck and saying she's going to open an OF. coiuple responses from Nick

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some of the responses are pretty good tbh
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i think the discord is only for paying locals members, so these are people that give nick every month to get access to his special chats (no other benefit to donating)

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This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

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Gross. Didn’t know she was all tatted up. Nothing kills a boner faster than inked chics.
 
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Matt Damon said:
I'd imagine all of us answered that question in our own way when we registered a KF account.
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Sure but I don't so I want to know why I should, if others do. Is it that his wife shouldn't post ass shots on locals? Ok. Kinda minor compared to the good threads that have some sauce and spice to them. That's why I am asking cause it's not really juicy. It's not like boogie losing it all on crypto or Chantal flying to Kuwait to marry a stranger. But to each their own.
 
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