Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Just for posterity for you and others who may be reading; To elaborate on @Meltryllis eloquent post shank did reach out to null and null did verify him, keffals himself has also referenced him to further add credibility to his statements.
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Good to know, I mainly highlight surf when I've been absent from the thread and I didn't see a Verified Kiwileam sticker so I assumed. My bad
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
I think that if Twitter dies, this thread will likely slow down a lot. Lucas’s streams are still unwatchable to the mentally stable and he’s uninterested in Mastodon and the like. Maybe his brand new Tik Tok could sustain the thread, but I doubt it since Tony Reed is pretty active on there and his tweets still make up most of the discussion there outside of Tone’s past.

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Trust me, it’s not that.
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It’s probably looking like a retard.
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Boring
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I legit laughed at this. Good one nigger.
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He really just had to make me look dumb.
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If Twitter doesn't go down I'd really not want to be any other perceived "essential" tech bro in Silicon Valley. When folks realize what you do isn't really magic, uh-oh.
 
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'2B or not 2B, dat is the question'- An illiterate Keffals Stan, probably.

Does anyone know what percentage from that 100k Keffals will need to pay in tax?
Between a years worth of rent, the catboy donation and the IRL stream backpack (not to mention the new laptop for streaming whilst on the run which was used 2 times before Keffals took over EFNO's computer) I believe Keffals has spent about $38k on those 3 things alone.
Surely is running short on actual funds that could be used to take legal action at this point.

What I find funny is that Keffals has a literal walk in wardrobe in the apartment yet still seems to dress in the literal worst drip imaginable

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Punished Neco said:
'2B or not 2B, dat is the question'- An illiterate Keffals Stan, probably.

Does anyone know what percentage from that 100k Keffals will need to pay in tax?
Between a years worth of rent, the catboy donation and the IRL stream backpack (not to mention the new laptop for streaming whilst on the run which was used 2 times before Keffals took over EFNO's computer) I believe Keffals has spent about $38k on those 3 things alone.
Surely is running short on actual funds that could be used to take legal action at this point.

What I find funny is that Keffals has a literal walk in wardrobe in the apartment yet still seems to dress in the literal worst drip imaginable

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Keffals already spent it all, he has kept no receipts, he has any idea how or when or what it went to. He's a commie, not some kind of budget keeping guy.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
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You were saying?
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Sanpaku eyes.
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Otm Shank said:
He told me he would often take more than prescribed and hallucinate shadow people. He thought this was normal.
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Well it is. If you do lots of speed.
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The Faggot Ben Collins:
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I do think this dude was born male, but I still can't get over how much he looks like an FtM Aidan.

Imagine being this soy-filled, this ball-less, a fucking eunuch with balls.

Remember this utter coward has seethed about this site for literally years but couldn't bring himself even to mention us until he thought he had a "killshot."

Which was a weak limp-dicked dud failure and we're back and harder than ever.

What a fucking chickenshit pussy.

Imagine being this much of a girl's blouse while having a Y chromosome in every DNA-carrying cell of your body.
 
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Um... said:
He’s killing me with the stache and lopsided frankenmoobs.

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Seriously, at least shave your fucking face, dude.
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Bleeergh fuck pls spoiler that shit when he has his moobs hanging out I'm sick of seeing them without warning they are fucking rotten.
You're right though fucking hell he could have had a shave first, he's not auditioning for a place in PT Barnums show, although with those pendulous moobs and the 5 oclock shadow he'd fit right in.
 
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You know, this curtain and the odd right angled corner of a wall just intruding on the room always irked me.
The regular viewer could be forgiven for thinking that the black curtain is just to go around the back of the shelves and provide a backdrop for the plushies etc to stand out from. Keffals forgets to pull it all around the back quite often though which reveals that this is in fact just an excuse for the curtains true purpose: to hide what is on the side of the wall.
 
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Um... said:
He’s killing me with the stache and lopsided frankenmoobs.

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Seriously look at this fucking shit.
Why is he so proud of those gross wonky dangling moobs?
They look like an African Villagers dugs.
Except worse because even African dugs with the life sucked out of them are actually breasts, not these fucking mutant chemical growths.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Seriously look at this fucking shit.
Why is he so proud of those gross wonky dangling moobs?
They look like an African Villagers dugs.
Except worse because even African dugs with the life sucked out of them are actually breasts, not these fucking mutant chemical growths.
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Saggy dugs are saggy because they've been used to feed multiple babies. They're not the best to look at, but when you see one of those women who have them, you know that she's devoted her life to her many children. She's spent years providing for her kids, keeping house, avoiding her husband's ire. Her entire life has been spent in the service of others.

And then you have Keffals, silicon lumps inserted into his chest, proclaiming himself to be an activist for human rights by typing 'ratio' on Twitter.

A deeply impoverished woman, married off when she was still a child, illiterate, perpetually on the verge of starvation, body worn out by constant childbearing, and like Keffals, genital mutilated, has an infinitely more meaningful and fulfilled life than he ever will.

By all means, keep slinging your chest tumours about, Keffals. Maybe if you do it enough your life can have meaning.
 
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Punished Neco said:
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You know, this curtain and the odd right angled corner of a wall just intruding on the room always irked me.
The regular viewer could be forgiven for thinking that the black curtain is just to go around the back of the shelves and provide a backdrop for the plushies etc to stand out from. Keffals forgets to pull it all around the back quite often though which reveals that this is in fact just an excuse for the curtains true purpose: to hide what is on the side of the wall.
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What is this? I don't get it.
 
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He says he was born on the same day as Michael Jordan (February 17).

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And he was 10 years old during some WWE storyline in 2000.

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So maybe February 17, 1990.


I know he said he reached out to Null, but why doesn't he have a verified tag? Not that I think he's lying, since he's posted previously unseen photos of Lucas.
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Close.

Benjamin Thomas Collins was born on Feb 17, 1988. Wouldn't have an address without it and the proper middle name.

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Benjamin Thomas Collins, aka Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) on twitter (formerly tweeting from @globesoundtrack), and LinkedIn, born February 17, 1988.
216 EAST 90 STREET 5RE, NEW YORK 10128-1012
Note the price history not updating since 2017 and wouldya lookit that....
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Big ups to 3119967d0c who got the correct birthday and address but didn't show their work, so I'm unclear how they got there, but better to be right and unclear than wrong and extensively documented.
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