Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[Ralph Barnhardt]

3 kikes and a goy
Wasn’t that a movie?

Or the name of a Moonman rendition of a Beastie Boys song.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Someone out there probably did actually pay $15,000 for a blue checkmark. Let that sink in.

I betcha Fatrick did. Or rather, SFWA did on his behalf

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

So cunts like this are why the price of avocados went through the roof for anyone who actually wants to use them for a reasonable purpose like guacamole.

yeah, guacamole or salad - not fucking toast

things that belong on toast: butter, jam, marmalade, melted hard cheese (preferably garnished with Worcestershire sauce or Hendo's), soft cheese, meat paste, pate, baked beans
(not all at once, obviously)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

yeah, guacamole or salad - not fucking toast

things that belong on toast: butter, jam, marmalade, melted hard cheese (preferably garnished with Worcestershire sauce or Hendo's), soft cheese, meat paste, pate, baked beans
(not all at once, obviously)

Peanut butter is also an acceptable answer.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

That ain't even how's made when you want to eat it with bread.

I can't believe that this

only costs like $0.6 and looks much, much better than this


that costs $22.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You almost wonder if they saw her name on the order and did it deliberately. Why would a place that sells toast with avocado spread on it for $22 not even bother to spread it on the toast otherwise?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You almost wonder if they saw her name on the order and did it deliberately. Why would a place that sells toast with avocado spread on it for $22 not even bother to spread it on the toast otherwise?

Imagine being so insufferable that hipsters purposely fuck up your order.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You almost wonder if they saw her name on the order and did it deliberately. Why would a place that sells toast with avocado spread on it for $22 not even bother to spread it on the toast otherwise?

One likely scenario is that they've delivered to Taylor before, and she either stiffed them on the tip or called the place to Karen about her order. She's lucky if her order was just thrown around in the box, it could have been spit on or the delivery guy could have stuck his finger up his ass to then poke around her food with. I bet Taylor gets her food fucked with a lot. She seems the type.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

You're thinking too much, lol. Have you ever seen those BK/McD burgers promo vs real comparisons?

 

[lrresistable]

Lorenz is a 40 something year old dead egg and I would not sex them

thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

 

[LillWeeb]

You almost wonder if they saw her name on the order and did it deliberately. Why would a place that sells toast with avocado spread on it for $22 not even bother to spread it on the toast otherwise?

Imagine paying $22 for freaking toast

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And this rich bitch wonders why people hate her. It's not fucking hard to toast bread and make avocado spread. To wonder she can't get a man that would love her, she can't even make a fucking sandwich.

 

[ChampFantana]

I suspect this utterly loathsome retard cunt has inadvertently consumed a LOT of public hairs, boogers and toe jam.

 

[siegemeister675]

If all of modern journoscum's problems had a single name, it would be Taylor Lorenz. The slimiest, scummiest, most partisan hack in a highly competitive field. It's hard to imagine a bigger piece of shit than this dried up old cunt.

 

[grapeshark77]

Taylor is still making new friends on Mastodon:



she also refuses to leave the main Mastodon server that's overloaded and blocked by a bunch of other ones because she wants to be "among the masses" even though the masses are everywhere, from what I can see.

 

[Next Task]

she also refuses to leave the main Mastodon server that's overloaded and blocked by a bunch of other ones because she wants to be "among the masses" even though the masses are everywhere, from what I can see.

I'd be fairly certain that she doesn't know how to change instances. Also that she thinks she has to be on the biggest server because it's the 'most popular' one, and she deserves to be a big fish in the biggest pond.

If any of these Twitter exoduses stick, which is doubtful, then the site is better for it. Of course, there's nothing at all suspicious that there was an organised, concerted effort by a large number of journalists to move off Twitter. Because nothing makes you a better journalist than only acting in lockstep with your peers, no matter the reality of the situation.

 

[Wallace]

I'd be fairly certain that she doesn't know how to change instances. Also that she thinks she has to be on the biggest server because it's the 'most popular' one, and she deserves to be a big fish in the biggest pond.

If any of these Twitter exoduses stick, which is doubtful, then the site is better for it. Of course, there's nothing at all suspicious that there was an organised, concerted effort by a large number of journalists to move off Twitter. Because nothing makes you a better journalist than only acting in lockstep with your peers, no matter the reality of the situation.

Well yeah. The entire point of being a journalist on Twitter is to self-aggrandize and flout about how you are sitting at the metaphorical Cool Kids' table.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You'd think a "tech columnist" who works for Jeff Bezos would stop posting publicly about how she doesn't understand simple internet technology and also apparently is incapable of reaching out to someone who could explain it to her.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

If all of modern journoscum's problems had a single name, it would be Taylor Lorenz. The slimiest, scummiest, most partisan hack in a highly competitive field.

She's all that with a smile, which is perhaps the creepiest thing about her. She will knock at your old grandma's house to stalk her for committing the crime of giving birth to your mother with a big grin of satisfaction on her face.

It's a fake smile, of course, just like her fake crying. She's incapable of real feelings, even the most basic: fear and joy. And if she feels any joy, is the one caused by causing harm to others.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Speaking of being a retard about the fediverse how do you port over your account i made a poast one to follow jersh now I want to move over to chudbuds or is there any point in doing that?