Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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What an incredibly stupid thing to whine about. Was Kane involved at all with that one? It’s still real to Ben, dammit.

Ben Collins, one of your colleagues anally raped a woman in a hotel room in Russia. In real life, not a professional wrestling storyline. Please take a seat.
 
Another Twitter hiatus? So soon after the last one? Why is he even employing an extensive team to tweet for him with all these hiatuses? Just delete the account, everyone will find out where to get your content from your Wikipedia page!
He takes a week long hiatus every other day. Twitter is one hell of an addiction.
 
Follow up on this dumb woke ungrateful bitch.
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Black supremacist? She needs to be stranded in deepest, darkest Africa, no passport, no ID, no money. Just the clothes on her back. Let her make her way on her wits if she's so clever, if she's got the world all worked out it'll be a piece of cake, right? She'll fit right in and have no trouble at all.
 
Never adopt a darky, they don't have the capacity to understand the gibs that they are given.
Nah dude, she was born his child. Here's her and her mom.
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Stolen from Lipstick Alley, where black women are torn between praising her (since he could still theoretically be racist at her in private and they don't like white millionares) and laughing and calling her a professional victim (lol).
 
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Trust me, it’s not that.

Is Lucas implying Chinks enjoy the taste and aroma of dog meat? I mean, they do, but implying Chinks enjoy the flavor and smell of dog meat is racist, even if it's true, right? In fact, if you mention Asians and dogs in the same sentence, you're racist according to the PC Police, right?

His "joke" might have gone over my head because I'm a little stoned, but I agree with everyone who's been saying Luke would be happier shit posting here than on twitter. He could call Dong Gone a filthy, yellow, dog eating Chinaman here and the worst that would happen to him would be puzzle piece and top hat stickers. On twitter, he has to delete his shit posts within minutes of posting lest some POC faggot starts crying.
 
Nah dude, she was born his child. Here's her and her mom.
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Stolen from Lipstick Alley, where black women are torn between praising her (since he could still theoretically be racist at her in private and they don't like white millionares) and laughing and calling her a professional victim (lol).
Ok, well then never bone a darky. I mean half the modern darkies probably descended from white slave masters and they're no better.
 
Ok, well then never bone a darky. I mean half the modern darkies probably descended from white slave masters and they're no better.
I'm waiting to see if his wife calls him out and who she sides with. Just because your child is a dipshit doesn't mean that your wife is, this is a woke child going by they/them pronouns so she could be high on college farts and deeply insecure. She's old enough to become a tard on her own.

You could just marry a pale person to avoid this but you know he'd be called transgayphoric.
 
I'm waiting to see if his wife calls him out and who she sides with. Just because your child is a dipshit doesn't mean that your wife is, this is a woke child going by they/them pronouns so she could be high on college farts and deeply insecure. She's old enough to become a tard on her own.

You could just marry a pale person to avoid this but you know he'd be called transgayphobic.

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transmisogyhomoraceophobic!
 
He’s killing me with the stache and lopsided frankenmoobs.

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Seriously, at least shave your fucking face, dude.
This is... unfortunate.

I know this discussion has been all over the recent pages but I really do dislike it when lolcows become just sad so quickly. Man out here speedrunning the Icarus of Lolcows status.
 
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Nigga, you can’t even work at McDonald’s.
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Damn, this nigga stupid.
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Just say faggot. Everyone knows you want to. Oh yeah, he deleted this.
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Some deleted tweets.
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Post that selfie, I like seeing the doxroom.
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Take the universal cure.
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I miss when he didn’t post as much.
 
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Nigga, you can’t even work at McDonald’s.
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Damn, this nigga stupid.
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Just say faggot. Everyone knows you want to. Oh yeah, he deleted this.
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I miss when he didn’t post as much.
What happened to this hiatus of his i guess it will all just bullshit and he can't live without Twitter or he will go into withdrawal.

It's funny seeing him trying to be some twitch that when he looks so fucking uncanny and revolts me to the core of my being.
 
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I miss when he didn’t post as much.

Imagine being this torturously unfunny. This is what happens when you spend all your time on a website with nothing but positive feedback.
 
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Don’t watch the above, it’s really unfunny. Also, Jagmeet Singh does not follow this account of Lucas’s.
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No balls (shocking).
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I think he got high as shit or something. Wtf is EFNO doing with him?
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In conclusion, debate me Lucas.
 
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