Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

So, Zoe's long dead kickstarter...
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It's been almost five years and some of these fucking retards are still thinking they are going to get a game, lol.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
So, Zoe's long dead kickstarter...

It's been almost five years and some of these fucking retards are still thinking they are going to get a game, lol.
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God, has it really been that long already? Time fucking flies.

At least most people have come to terms with the fact that they got scammed, but it's crazy that there are still backers that are demanding a response or a refund. Sorry, fellas, Kickstarter clearly states no refunds in their ToS, so you're shit outta luck. The most they can do is lock Blowy Zoe out from using their services anymore until she makes an effort to bring the project to some form of conclusion, and considering how she's probably never going to bother trying another crowdfunding scam anyway, that's hardly a punishment at all.

I'd like to think that they'll all come to the realization that they were scammed eventually, but some people really do seem to be that stupid.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
So, Zoe's long dead kickstarter...

It's been almost five years and some of these fucking retards are still thinking they are going to get a game, lol.
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Here's what the superbacked supercuck Matt Wiseman tweeted from her Kickstarter comments.
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Remember Robbi Rodriguez for posting images of his butthole to EVS while working on Zoe Quinn's Goddess Mode comic? He's hiding in his Instagram now.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
Also, she's probably got nothing left by this point and has blown it all on booze and her implants.
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By coincidence, she was doing a lot of traveling, including at least a couple trips to the Grorious Nippon, at that time.

Chelsea can’t do another Kickstarter but there’s a bunch of other crowdfunding sites that are available to grift off her simps. Problem is none of those simps are really useful and she’s too lazy to do a Kickstarter by herself. She’s the type to delegate all the work to others while she takes the credit. There are simps who will work for free for her but it’s not at a level that she can use to do a successful Cuck Tingle-esque grift. Nobody remotely successful wants to be next Alec and understandably so.
 
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She’s the type to delegate all the work to others while she takes the credit.
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Imagine being so terminally lazy you can't even do your own grifting and have to suck dick to get someone to do it for you.

A blowjob is the closest thing this whore has ever had to a job.
 
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Calefactorite said:
Deus Ex would be my guess, considering how obsessed with cyber punk shit she is.

Could also be "Dicks everyday"
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Cyber skank Quinn apparently has copy of Deus Ex on a chip embedded in her hand.

In tangibly related news, there is some evidence of rats and mice who were injected with microchips developing subcutaneous sarcomas.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
From the Blackbirds RPG website. This is what Zoe Quinn published while burning bridges and jumping careers.
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Anyone on the Farms read/posted anything about this? I'm super curious how this turned out, 'cause Zweihander was absolute trash. Imagine Warhammer Fantasy, but with abilities like 'Gangsta Grip' (literally how it's wrote). So I'm wondering if she just basically wrote a bunch of fluff while these guys wrote the mechanics, or if it's just reskinned Zweihander.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
By coincidence, she was doing a lot of traveling, including at least a couple trips to the Grorious Nippon, at that time.

Chelsea can’t do another Kickstarter but there’s a bunch of other crowdfunding sites that are available to grift off her simps. Problem is none of those simps are really useful and she’s too lazy to do a Kickstarter by herself. She’s the type to delegate all the work to others while she takes the credit. There are simps who will work for free for her but it’s not at a level that she can use to do a successful Cuck Tingle-esque grift. Nobody remotely successful wants to be next Alec and understandably so.
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She's gotta have a sugar daddy somewhere or her parents are helping her. A talentless, skil-less hack like her can only survive so long on gibs, even in commie strongholds like Seattle.
 
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Anyone on the Farms read/posted anything about this? I'm super curious how this turned out, 'cause Zweihander was absolute trash. Imagine Warhammer Fantasy, but with abilities like 'Gangsta Grip' (literally how it's wrote). So I'm wondering if she just basically wrote a bunch of fluff while these guys wrote the mechanics, or if it's just reskinned Zweihander.
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I do know the guy who wrote Zweihander, Daniel Fox, is loathed in the RPG communities for his DMCA strikes and attempts to shut down any file sharing amongst hobbyists. Also that Zweihander was a copy/paste from an older Warhammer Fantasy RPG that he desperately tries to shill. It doesn't surprise me that he's in company with Quinn given the overall laziness, grifting and copywrite abuse the guy is into. Birds of the lazy and miserable feather.
 
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