Terrorist Donny Long / Donald Carlos Seoane / Donny Seo / God Long / generossisback / @XXXCAMJOBS - Failed HIV+ Pornstar, Extortionist, Harasser, Narcissist, and Sociopath; Currently in Jail for Trafficking and fucking animals

[Trans Fat 41g]

I just ate potatoes don't show me shit.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I've never watched his cam shows, but apparently they're not very good.

For those too lazy to go to the link, here's the relevant bits:

It turns out that Donald’s constant boasting about how his shows are oh so hot and exciting, that his dick is so big and that he’s such a great performer is blatant FALSE ADVERTISING. Donald’s webcam show is basically no more than an x-rated after school special about a guy realizing he’s actually gay when he gets into bed with a cute girl and his dick doesn’t work.

The girls that he has on the show with him look bored as can be and actually seem to smirk at the fact that Donald is unable to get hard. If Donald’s body was still in prime condition, that could possibly be his saving grace, BUT unfortunately he’s clearly out of shape (you’d think he’d do at least a sit up here and there to at least look presentable on webcam) and his pasty white skin just adds to the show’s lack of appeal.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Do we know that girl who looks like a little boy is actually of age?

Which girl are you talking about

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Which girl are you talking about

He means the one in the OP. He posted a pic of her taking a shit, and she was naked.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He doesn't post on his Facebook as much, so these are a little older than his Twitter posts, but his newsfeed is still similarly insane.

Spoiler: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Spoiler: Posted without a single hint of irony

I also like how he uses a picture of a Buddha statue while talking about getting revenge

Spoiler: Smugly talking about how he could create 50 accounts to harass someone

Spoiler: Donny tells some jokes

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

For those unwilling to read the entire joke:

Hue hue Thais r stoopid

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Apparently, he hates Thailand because his daughter was almost forced into a child sex trafficking ring or some shit like that. Which, admittedly, is a valid reason. That shit happens a lot over there, after all.

However, if rumors are to be believed, Donny himself has a history of child sex trafficking. Which turns it into more of a case of "it's okay unless it personally affects me or someone close to me."

Also doesn't really account for his other racist behavior.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

Apparently, he hates Thailand because his daughter was almost forced into a child sex trafficking ring or some shit like that. Which, admittedly, is a valid reason. That shit happens a lot over there, after all.

However, if rumors are to be believed, Donny himself has a history of child sex trafficking. Which turns it into more of a case of "it's okay unless it personally affects me or someone close to me."

Also doesn't really account for his other racist behavior.

Thanks for clearing that up. Still a dick move, ESPECIALLY if the stuff about him being a pedo is true.

 

[Bungleboy]

For someone who hates gay people, Donny sure is a faggot.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Porn men are pretty chuckle worthy by sheer existence. Donny Long does take the cake though. Between being an unrepentant unfunny bigot and leaking sensitive medical documents it really is surprising he hasn't been mentioned here earlier. The wealth of blue blooded milk and ire this man generates is magnificent. He is also notably unattractive which may explain his total hate boner for the gay porn side of the industry. The trainwreck video he leaked of Chasey Lain pretty much solidified his butt hurt porn status. (Side note: that video is seriously fucking depressing.)

There is tons of entertaining wtfuckery to be found amongst porn gossip/industry blogs in general.

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/the-disturbing-homophobic-motives-behind-porn-wikileaks

Is this what you're referring to?

Also, I had a look at the PWL Forums, and a lot of the posters there appear to be Donny trying to be anonymous. A lot of them type similarly to him, and have the same idiosyncratic speech patterns like referring to wiki articles as "wikis."

Given the fact that others have said that he talks to himself with multiple accounts, I'm sure at least some of them are him.

Donny doesn't seem charismatic enough to have very many people genuinely following him and hanging onto his every statement. But then again, neither does Brianna Wu...

Donny's also a GoAnimate! sperg:

Spoiler: Donny indirectly admits that he owns PWL

Spoiler: Donny discusses PWL and goes on several unrelated tirades about his enemies

Spoiler: More Monica Foster bitterness

Every single fucking thing he posts contains at least one instance of him taking a shot at Monica Foster. It's actually pretty funny, honestly. He clearly obsesses over her, and probably thinks about her 24/7.

Also, since Donny says that he's going to be changing shit on PWL, I've decided to archive some of the more humorous and/or informative "wikis" on the site. Most links are NSFW.

• Mark Spiegler
• Mike South
• Christianx
• Monica Foster
• Donny Long
• Donnyisms
• Sean Tompkins
• World Famous Vice Club Incident

 

[WhoWhatWhere]

Is this what you're referring to?

Also, I had a look at the PWL Forums, and a lot of the posters there appear to be Donny trying to be anonymous. A lot of them type similarly to him, and have the same idiosyncratic speech patterns like referring to wiki articles as "wikis."

Given the fact that others have said that he talks to himself with multiple accounts, I'm sure at least some of them are him.

Donny doesn't seem charismatic enough to have very many people genuinely following him and hanging onto his every statement. But then again, neither does Brianna Wu...

Donny's also a GoAnimate! sperg:

Spoiler: Donny indirectly admits that he owns PWL

Spoiler: Donny discusses PWL and goes on several unrelated tirades about his enemies

Spoiler: More Monica Foster bitterness

Every single fucking thing he posts contains at least one instance of him taking a shot at Monica Foster. It's actually pretty funny, honestly. He clearly obsesses over her, and probably thinks about her 24/7.

Also, since Donny says that he's going to be changing shit on PWL, I've decided to archive some of the more humorous and/or informative "wikis" on the site. Most links are NSFW.

• Mark Spiegler
• Mike South
• Christianx
• Monica Foster
• Donny Long
• Donnyisms
• Sean Tompkins
• World Famous Vice Club Incident

Yup. Shits depressing as fuck. I went to find you a link to the HIV+ speculation but now it's missing in action.

Mike South hates Monica Foster too. Seriously porn blogs are a black hole into bizarro world. You can get lost there for hours. Shelley Lubben is probably worth having a thread as well. She's fucking nuts.

https://www.shelleylubben.com/what-pink-cross

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Yup. Shits depressing as fuck. I went to find you a link to the HIV+ speculation but now it's missing in action.

Mike South hates Monica Foster too. Seriously porn blogs are a black hole into bizarro world. You can get lost there for hours. Shelley Lubben is probably worth having a thread as well. She's fucking nuts.

https://www.shelleylubben.com/what-pink-cross

Yeah, I did some searching for that, too. Apparently, that one site had actual proof that he's HIV+, but they got rid of it after Donny and the owner made some kind of deal.

On one hand, it sucks because it's a loss of info. On the other hand, it's hilarious that despite all of Donny's grandstanding and talking about how great he is, nobody really gave enough of a shit about him to even so much as back something like that up.

 

[CatFace]

I don't know how to tell if this sort of thing is real or fake. Either way he has been doing bareback videos with random Thai women who I really doubt have been tested. I wouldn't be surprised if he has picked up something.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He was livestreaming earlier tonight. I went there for a couple minutes, and it seemed awkward as fuck.

 

[WhoWhatWhere]

He was livestreaming earlier tonight. I went there for a couple minutes, and it seemed awkward as fuck.

From where? Or rather what site?

His face is so off putting. It's hard to pinpoint any one reason why though.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

From where? Or rather what site?

His face is so off putting. It's hard to pinpoint any one reason why though.

His own, through Chaturbate. For some reason, his site had two windows showing the same show, so the audio was kinda fucked unless you muted one of them.

 

[WhoWhatWhere]

His own, through Chaturbate. For some reason, his site had two windows showing the same show, so the audio was kinda fucked unless you muted one of them.

He looks like Aaron Carter in five more years.

 

[The Colonel]

He's got tiny baby hands.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

After all these years, Donny's still got a hate boner for Mark Spiegler.

Spoiler: Donny being salty

Hilariously, Donny tried to blame Mark Spiegler for the creation of PWL a few years ago. The problem with this was that Spiegler's own article on PWL was insulting just like the rest of them (except, of course, Donny's). Also, Donny's previous narrative was that "he wasn't behind PWL, but he was associated with the person who was." Seeing as how he tried to pin that on Spiegler, Donny unintentionally claimed that he associated with "gay Jew child rapists."

 

[Darwin Watterson]

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