𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[SteelPlatedHeart]

massive retardation


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Bringing back memories.

 

[Some Badger]

These people are pissing and shitting themselves over mean tweets, but I guarantee you, none of them, not a single one, is gonna up and leave over Donny-boy returning to the platform. Their dopamine dependence is too strong.

 

[Hokuriku]

I can't wait for Donald Trump's government sanctioned internet death squads to start going door to door, executing American citizens for disagreeing with the Trump agenda.

Inshallah.

I vividly remember the CBC's 2016 election coverage and their panel had some bowling ball-shaped black woman from DC openly weeping live on air, unironically claiming Trump was going to do exactly this.

Obviously she was brutally executed on national television two months later.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Pictured above: Twitter following the return of "El Diablo Naranja"

 

[The Big O]

Fuckin' Elon is a madlad. He actually did it. Tonight, we dine in SALT.

 

[Vott]

Alright which one of you niggers is this?

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Now we just have to get him to tweet about Gamergate and we'll have won the culture war.

Slight powerlevel, but i was hooking up with a travel nurse during the early parts of the pandemic on my ambulance.

She was pulling in a few thousand a week. It was fun.

I really don't buy the "boohoo poor nurses" shit anymore.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The bougie tweeters are going to build a wall that forces out the normies and make Elon pay for it.

 

[Mothra1988]

@CBSNews (8.8M followers) scared of "uncertainty"


lol it's hilarious how a major for-profit news corporation is engaging in tranny histrionics, and still able to stick to their guns better than the likes of Patrick Tomlinson and other Twitter addicts.

cbs.com is a client of Cloudflare but something tells me they didn't notice any concerning uncertainty about them lately.

LOL MSM leaving Twitter voluntarily. This is great.

 

[AgendaPoster]

My prediction about Elon owning twitter:
- frogposters and "racists" will remain banned
- blompf and some MAGApede adjacent cuckservatard figures will return, maybe
- TERFs (I kid, I kid, I mean "gender critical women") will remain banned
- ToS will continue to enforce "hate speech" prohibitions
- trannies and degenerates in programmer socks like Liz Fong Ding Dong Chink Chong will continue to run the IT, HR and PR departments at twitter
- online rightoids will celebrate for like a week for a few crumbles and because leftoid deviant biomass will be fearfully seething about "twitter becoming another KiwiFarms, OMG they gonna genocide the troons reeeeeeee"
Twitter will never become even a quarter as fun, diverse, cozy and actually based as KF is.
Feel free to quote me later on if I fucked up my predictions.

meh
I am in shock to see such a devoted Trump fanbase here. He is so... average and unexciting. I realize I am in a small minority.
I hope at least you guys will have fun (no bait/shitpost).

 

[cat merchant]

Brooklyn Dad has something to say.


This guy is shamelessly fishing for followers LMAO

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

Please reinstate Alex Jones next!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Bringing back memories.
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Ah, that was a good day.

I was hoping for more, but you don't complain about a gift.

 

[The Big O]

Brooklyn Dad has something to say.
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This guy is shamelessly fishing for followers LMAO

Mald some more, Majid Padellan. And while we're at it, I hope Elon takes a scalpel to your astroturfed botnet, you DNC shill!

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

meh
I am in shock to see such a devoted Trump fanbase here. He is so... average and unexciting. I realize I am in a small minority.
I hope at least you guys will have fun (no bait/shitpost).

I personally always want the outcome that would cause the most asshurt. After the utter meltdowns only rivaled by Chernobyl over anything to do with Trump. It is the most funny option, to bring him back.

 

[Colon capital V]

Bringing back memories.
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LETS TURN 41% TO 100%

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

meh
I am in shock to see such a devoted Trump fanbase here. He is so... average and unexciting. I realize I am in a small minority.
I hope at least you guys will have fun (no bait/shitpost).

It's not so much a fanbase as it is following the humor. Anything he posts they scream about. It never stops being funny..

They're practically suicide-baiting because "He's back", but he probably doesn't even know.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I said from the start that Elon buying Twitter would either save it or destroy it.

The verdict is still out on which will happen, but this is the most fun Twitter has ever been!

 

[zShirt]

meh
I am in shock to see such a devoted Trump fanbase here. He is so... average and unexciting. I realize I am in a small minority.
I hope at least you guys will have fun (no bait/shitpost).

I think a lot of us are just excited to see everyone freak the fuck out about it.

 

[Vott]

Brooklyn Dad has something to say.
This guy is shamelessly fishing for followers LMAO

I think that guy is paid to post rants on Twitter, Imagine screeching into the void being your job lol.