- Joined
- Apr 6, 2022
Amanda, Pantsu, whatever you'd prefer to be called, babygirl. Leave the gunt with his spawn - come live on my ranch.
I've got a nice, heated stall picked out just for you. On top of that, I only stock low-carb hay, so that we can get you down to a healthy mare's weight.
I'll feed you all the carrots you can later puke up. I'll get the vet to come pull all those crooked ass teeth and make you a nice grill. We'll have the farrier put nice new shoes on you.
You can roam the acreage, enjoy the sunshine, and play with all the stranded, lonesome foals to your hearts content.
And when the time inevitably comes, I'll take you up to the niceglue factory equine retirement community so you can enjoy a peaceful retirement.
Surely, that appeals more than dealing with the hollerin hog and his demon spawn. Think about it, sugarcube.
With love,
Sanic
I've got a nice, heated stall picked out just for you. On top of that, I only stock low-carb hay, so that we can get you down to a healthy mare's weight.
I'll feed you all the carrots you can later puke up. I'll get the vet to come pull all those crooked ass teeth and make you a nice grill. We'll have the farrier put nice new shoes on you.
You can roam the acreage, enjoy the sunshine, and play with all the stranded, lonesome foals to your hearts content.
And when the time inevitably comes, I'll take you up to the nice
Surely, that appeals more than dealing with the hollerin hog and his demon spawn. Think about it, sugarcube.
With love,
Sanic