Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What's going on with her right hand lmao?

 

[Simon]

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I love how she poses with the bag to make her waist look smaller lol. She really has mastered the fat girl angles.

She looks so uncomfortable in that pic. She's looks so stuffed in, and you can tell her fat is like two seconds from bursting through.

 

[Ginger_beer]

What's going on with her right hand lmao?

If you were wondering why her smallest finger looks like it bends like a thumb (i.e. as if her hand was backwards) that seems to be a combination of slimming filter and so much fat on the upper finger digits that they look bent when they're not. Her finger is stretched out straight.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Tessy loves black businesses.
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God that bag is hideous. It looks like someone melted down a mood ring and mixed it into the fabric. And the designer's logo looks like a toddler scribbled it in crayon. Could it be any more obvious she only bought this for woke points?

 

[JambledUpWords]

God that bag is hideous. It looks like someone melted down a mood ring and mixed it into the fabric. And the designer's logo looks like a toddler scribbled it in crayon. Could it be any more obvious she only bought this for woke points?

The bag retails for $275. Way overpriced for how ugly it looks. If I saw someone, especially someone like Tess wear it, I’d assume she got it for $15 at the Target clearance rack. I don’t get the hype, but anything to look like a true activist I guess.

 

[Local Fed]

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The bag retails for $275. Way overpriced for how ugly it looks. If I saw someone, especially someone like Tess wear it, I’d assume she got it for $15 at the Target clearance rack. I don’t get the hype, but anything to look like a true activist I guess.

Looks like her purse is corroding lol.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Is she wearing Pedobear overalls?
Becase it looks like she is wearing Pedobear overalls.

 

[NoReturn]

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The bag retails for $275. Way overpriced for how ugly it looks. If I saw someone, especially someone like Tess wear it, I’d assume she got it for $15 at the Target clearance rack. I don’t get the hype, but anything to look like a true activist I guess.

I went on Target's website out of curiosity and of the discount section I found nothing even as close to as ugly as this bag.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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The bag retails for $275. Way overpriced for how ugly it looks. If I saw someone, especially someone like Tess wear it, I’d assume she got it for $15 at the Target clearance rack.

Hey, don't shit on Target like that. As a true Minnesotan who makes her weekly Target pilgrimage, they would never stock something so hideous. That's something you'd find at an estate sale for a shopping addict.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I went on Target's website out of curiosity and of the discount section I found nothing even as close to as ugly as this bag.

Yeah, it’s actually hard to top a bag that ugly, but even if it was only $15, I still wouldn’t buy it, no matter the store it came from.

 

[NoReturn]

This is @drewafualo (who recently interviewed Dylan Mulvaney)

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

This is @drewafualo (who recently interviewed Dylan Mulvaney)
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Christ, Tess, never wear skintight flesh-colored clothing. Ever. Gave me a heart attack thinking she'd gone commando under those overalls.

 

[Barbarella]

Oh God, is that bag the next Telfar? Same idea, hideously ugly plastic bag for $300.00. It was so popular each drop sold out in seconds. The guy had it drop regularly in different shades so people would go crazy needing different colors. Black designer so it was all for woke points, because the bags were ugly and I heard they fell apart.

I haven’t heard about Telfar in a while so maybe these ugly bags will replace the previous ugly bags.

Of course, it’d be something tasteless Tessy likes.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Oh God, is that bag the next Telfar? Same idea, hideously ugly plastic bag for $300.00. It was so popular each drop sold out in seconds. The guy had it drop regularly in different shades so people would go crazy needing different colors. Black designer so it was all for woke points, because the bags were ugly and I heard they fell apart.

I haven’t heard about Telfar in a while so maybe these ugly bags will replace the previous ugly bags.

Of course, it’d be something tasteless Tessy likes.

I was looking for a pic of his God awful logo because, honestly, that would put me off any designer - and I found this:



Fuckin' camel toe bags in every color of the rainbow.

ETA: rotting banana bag

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Oh God, is that bag the next Telfar? Same idea, hideously ugly plastic bag for $300.00. It was so popular each drop sold out in seconds. The guy had it drop regularly in different shades so people would go crazy needing different colors. Black designer so it was all for woke points, because the bags were ugly and I heard they fell apart.

I haven’t heard about Telfar in a while so maybe these ugly bags will replace the previous ugly bags.

Of course, it’d be something tasteless Tessy likes.

$300 for a PLASTIC handbag? You can find a nice leather bag for $100.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

$300 for a PLASTIC handbag? You can find a nice leather bag for $100.

Yeah but you won’t get any woke points for that leather bag though.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Yeah but you won’t get any woke points for that leather bag though.

Mess would eat a homeless pansexual trans black woman's shit for woke points - an ugly bag is nothing.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I was looking for a pic of his God awful logo because, honestly, that would put me off any designer - and I found this:

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Fuckin' camel toe bags in every color of the rainbow.

ETA: rotting banana bag
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This is the type of bag that looks like a practical joke designers play on people to see what ugly things they’ll wear so long as they call it “fashionable.” Though, I think Tess has awful taste no matter the price of whatever she buys. The only times she has looked decent (for a deathfat) are times where other people style her.

Tess’s Instagram today:

 

[Jumpingintrash]

This is @drewafualo (who recently interviewed Dylan Mulvaney)
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It's definitely pedobear.

Oh the irony you fucking monster unit. I bet she feels like a real badass with that soundbite. It's not a good look in the "Woke World" to use quotes from depressing as hell movies about negligent and abusive mothers who regularly abuse their children. Or maybe that's the look you were going for? That is pretty much all you have in common with Joan Crawford. Can I request Karla Homolka next?

This bitch is insufferable.

 

[Pina Colada]

It's definitely pedobear.

Oh the irony you fucking monster unit. I bet she feels like a real badass with that soundbite. It's not a good look in the "Woke World" to use quotes from depressing as hell movies about negligent and abusive mothers who regularly abuse their children. Or maybe that's the look you were going for? That is pretty much all you have in common with Joan Crawford. Can I request Karla Homolka next?

This bitch is insufferable.

You're close, but it's actually Rilakkuma (or a very similar design); Pedobear has a brown muzzle and an open mouth. /autism