Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

That bottle under the ass thing looks pretty faggy. What if Lady Rackets is the beard and Drex and Nick are the real lovers?

 

[beautiful person]

What I have learned from this is that Rackets fanboys are giant faggots.

For real. I still smell cope up in here.

Nick, I know you read this. We're not mad at you, we're just very disappointed.

A lot of us aren't even disappointed. The cracks have been showing for a while. We just think this whole thing, including the defensiveness and cope, is hilarious. Like we do when any other Internet retard does goofy shit.

 

[JamusActimus]

That bottle under the ass thing looks pretty faggy. What if Lady Rackets is the beard and Drex and Nick are the real lovers?

Doubt Rackets is gay with how bad he shaved his ass (if you can call that an ass).
He should ask PPP for tips.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

That bottle under the ass thing looks pretty faggy. What if Lady Rackets is the beard and Drex and Nick are the real lovers?

I mean, obviously.

 

[AnOminous]

They do a homeschool co-op. 30 kids to a classroom, just like public school.

So 29 homeschooled kids and 29 sets of boomer parents have to never use Google ever. That's going to happen I'm sure. If one of the kids finds it out all 29 will know the next day, and if one of the parents finds out, they might not be very happy with Nick themselves.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

So 29 homeschooled kids and 29 sets of boomer parents have to never use Google ever. That's going to happen I'm sure. If one of the kids finds it out all 29 will know the next day, and if one of the parents finds out, they might not be very happy with Nick themselves.

Parent: My kid told me you are a dengenerate who shoves boytles up your arse
Nick: What are you dping letting your children watch?

To be a fly on a walk for that confrontation.

Why would boomer parents care? Internet is not that important to most normal people.

They’ll only start caribg if Nick starts talking about his sex life to their kids.

Start the countdown to that I guess.

 

[AnOminous]

Why would boomer parents care? Internet is not that important to most normal people.

They're home schoolers. Who generally don't want their kids exposed to degeneracy or they'd send them to public school.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Then explain the no-tie branca stream that was a time pool episode. He had prepared articles to discuss and everything. I think that is what is so confusing about this. He is doing mediocre boomer content and coomer content. I think people would be less critical about the coomer content if it wasn't so juxtaposed to the boring boomer shit. The diaperfur stream was a classic and he could be as degen as he wanted without people caring.

Now his content is uninteresting talk about an article for 20 minutes followed with him talking about his love of sex toys. It's so confusing as to what audience he is trying to capture.

Ironically I think the weird restrictions placed by youtube helped temper Nick's overly sexual talk we have seen now, even on his night shows, that no one but his boomer coomer superfans on locals care about.

 

[JCDenthog]

Every time I've had the misfortune of hearing Nick's wife on stream she comes off as a crazy bitch so I could totally believe she's into some freak shit be it pegging, or cuckery. I fully expect more embarrassing stuff from Rackets in the future.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

They're home schoolers. Who generally don't want their kids exposed to degeneracy or they'd send them to public school.

Then their kids won’t be expossed to it. Because they won’t let them watch that kind of stuff. If they are home schooling to avoid degeneracy they will be monitoring internet usage.

One or more of those kids probably learnt what a VPN is very early as a result.

Again. You can do the crazziest shit on the internet in public. People really don’t care until you bring that stuff to the classroom specifically.

I eagerly await Nick explaining pegging by way of the constitution.

 

[Fools Idol]

The world has lost it's sense of shame, there was a time when what happens between a man and a woman in the bedroom was a private affair, when a mans Internet history was sacred. Nowadays everyone will go out of there way to go into excruciating detail about what gets them off. It's good that a person can be comfortable with themselves but normal people keep it to purely private. Balance is key in life, making the occasional joke is fine, getting dressed up and frequenting nightclubs and hidden fetish bars on your time then fine, but the moment an accountant starts wearing his BDSM gimp suit to work he stops being an accountant and starts being a coom obsessed pervert.

Nick can call people prudes or being say we're being killjoys but part of the reason we're in the mess we're in is because people didn't push back hard enough on open degeneracy. Mark my words, if Nick and his wife don't reverse on this over sharing and frankly overly sexual content then they will end up swinging or whatever.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Two, their oldest and youngest are known to be daughters.

no the oldest is definitely a son, he's 13 or 14. lady rackets mentions mentions him in the "turtle on my knee" video on her channel



i swear it looks like a single man was pulled into some sort of a temporal nexus from four different times. poor kid probably looks exactly like them. marvelous

 

[Captain Manning]

Shouldn't the future Mrs. Moon, Brittany Venti, be calling out this non-trad degenerate behavior?

None of those bitches are gonna raise a hand against what LR did because it would be like looking in the mirror. Venti is merely the most tolerable one in the estrogen gagglefuck that is the Simpcast.

Hell, LR merely dabbled in thottery with those (freely available) lingerie pics. Anna's turned hers into a full on commercial proposition with her cosplay calendar. There ain't a snowball's chance in hell.

Frankly I thought defending Diddler Dax and all but Gunt-guarding after they both turned out to be all but open pedophiles was more degenerate than some mildly lewd shit or even utterly gay shit like pink Balldos.

My brother in Christ, I got some bad news for you....

Brittler somehow baited Nick into defending child porn (10-year old Brook Shields). This is great.

edit: and then Anna went and posted the CP in question to their group chat to prove how cool she is with all of it.

At this point, I think we should at least consider the possibility that Dax has infected Rekieta with the insidious disease known as "L.A. brain rot."

Sadly, I know from experience that anyone who tries to rationalize any such point with him will be told to fuck off. It's gonna take Dax throwing the first punch. Just like it eventually did with Ralph.

The Racketbros here should be praying that one day Dax takes the wrong magic mushrooms, and calls LR a nasty name, or asks to cast his youngest daughter in Cuties 2. It might very well be Rekieta's best chance at getting off the train to cowtown.

Parent: My kid told me you are a dengenerate who shoves boytles up your arse
Nick: What are you dping letting your children watch?

To be a fly on a walk for that confrontation.

Parent: "My innocent little Jimmy believed that girls were gross and had cooties. Then he found your wife's pictures, and I had to awkwardly explain to him why his weiner got hard. Fuck you Nick! You're out of the co-opt!"

 

[SargonF00t]

The world has lost it's sense of shame, there was a time when what happens between a man and a woman in the bedroom was a private affair, when a mans Internet history was sacred. Nowadays everyone will go out of there way to go into excruciating detail about what gets them off. It's good that a person can be comfortable with themselves but normal people keep it to purely private. Balance is key in life, making the occasional joke is fine, getting dressed up and frequenting nightclubs and hidden fetish bars on your time then fine, but the moment an accountant starts wearing his BDSM gimp suit to work he stops being an accountant and starts being a coom obsessed pervert.

Nick can call people prudes or being say we're being killjoys but part of the reason we're in the mess we're in is because people didn't push back hard enough on open degeneracy. Mark my words, if Nick and his wife don't reverse on this over sharing and frankly overly sexual content then they will end up swinging or whatever.

I'm beginning to think his wife is the problem and he is doing this dumb shit to keep her happy.

I also wonder if Rackets is the only guy she has ever fucked and is now showing signs she doesn't want to die, with Rackets being the only guy she has fucked?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Parent: "My innocent little Jimmy believed that girls were gross and had cooties. Then he found your wife's pictures, and I had to awkwardly explain to him why his weiner got hard. Fuck you Nick! You're out of the co-opt!"

Nick; What were you doing letting your son luck up naked women? You have issues. Might I suggest a baldo.

I'm beginning to think his wife is the problem and he is doing this dumb shit to keep her happy.

She likes crafts and odd shit. Of course she is the problem.

I also wonder if Rackets is the only guy she has ever fucked and is now showing signs she doesn't want to die, with Rackets being the only guy she has fucked?

No. Rackets is absolutely not the only guy. I'm sure of that. But considering they met in uni, they've probably both only had a few partners.

 

[DaBigBopper]

The world has lost it's sense of shame, there was a time when what happens between a man and a woman in the bedroom was a private affair, when a mans Internet history was sacred. Nowadays everyone will go out of there way to go into excruciating detail about what gets them off. It's good that a person can be comfortable with themselves but normal people keep it to purely private. Balance is key in life, making the occasional joke is fine, getting dressed up and frequenting nightclubs and hidden fetish bars on your time then fine, but the moment an accountant starts wearing his BDSM gimp suit to work he stops being an accountant and starts being a coom obsessed pervert.

Nick can call people prudes or being say we're being killjoys but part of the reason we're in the mess we're in is because people didn't push back hard enough on open degeneracy. Mark my words, if Nick and his wife don't reverse on this over sharing and frankly overly sexual content then they will end up swinging or whatever.

My guess is that her hobbies aren't taking enough of her time and she's getting bored while hubby chats with younger women. Sex Drive usually starts to Peter out for men at 50, but it depends on a a lot more factors then woman who just have menopause torpedo that shit.

Nick's talked about his oldest son being more independent. Odds are the kids are keeping each other in line and the parents don't need to do any parenting other than getting them to school, feeding them, and making sure homework gets done.

Too much time is fucking awful if you aren't working on anything.

 

[AnOminous]

Then their kids won’t be expossed to it. Because they won’t let them watch that kind of stuff. If they are home schooling to avoid degeneracy they will be monitoring internet usage.

One or more of those kids probably learnt what a VPN is very early as a result.

That's my fucking point. What's yours?

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm beginning to think his wife is the problem and he is doing this dumb shit to keep her happy.

I think the growing consensus seems to be that having her on the show as much as he has, and talking about her as much as he has, is a net negative.

I think it's great that they're in a loving monogamous marriage (I hope), but there's a time and place for everything. Given the fact this is his primary income source, it's like every other show is now "bring your wife to work day." It's weird. For one thing, I am convinced she doesn't grasp how this sektur of Internet really works. To the determent of them both.

Also, how many husband and wife duos in livestreaming are actually worth a shit? Ethan and Hila Klein ain't exactly doing stellar.

Spoiler: Oh, and BTW, if you don't know who Hila Klein is...

 

[6MillionCoofs]

That's my fucking point. What's yours?

My point is unless he brings that shit directly into class parents will not give a fuck.

Also, how many husband and wife duos in livestreaming are actually worth a shit?

Not many. And if they do do it as a job you can tell they hate it. And each other. Usually.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I think the growing consensus seems to be that having her on the show as much as he has, and talking about her as much as he has, is a net negative.

I think it's great that they're in a loving monogamous marriage (I hope), but there's a time and place for everything. Given the fact this is his primary income source, it's like every other show is now "bring your wife to work day." It's weird. For one thing, I am convinced she doesn't grasp how this sektur of Internet really works. To the determent of them both.

Also, how many husband and wife duos in livestreaming are actually worth a shit? Ethan and Hila Klein ain't exactly doing stellar.

Spoiler: Oh, and BTW, if you don't know who Hila Klein is...

Godwinson's video, while kino and over the top, really captured the issues with Lady Rackets well.

Godwinson chimed in as well during the Kino Casino Friday night. KC commented on rackets too, but IDGAF. Am archiving the above and will upload if I can fit it in under the mb limit.
Edit: Archive of said Godwinson Live News Alert:
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The focus in on Kayla starts around 28 minutes (with a prelude before it by a Knowville-era analysis by CRP).