Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I'm beginning to think his wife is the problem and he is doing this dumb shit to keep her happy.

I suspect they both have a list of problems. I suspect that neither of them work and both hang around the house too much. There is also obvious alcoholism at least in Nick's case. I watch him and see a guy shrinking and getting more sweaty. They also live in a really tiny hick town in the middle of nowhere which leads to more isolation and boredom. There are also both at an age where some people tend to go off the deep end.

As far as home school co-ops go, the ones I'm familiar with usually do shared social activities with the kids, specialized teaching like music classes and certain classes that do specialized teaching. I'm not familiar with home-school co-ops where they do daily teaching of 30 kids. Because thats really more of a private school at that point. They could exist, but I've not seen them.

As far as getting away with things, you can get away with quite alot in a small town. Many people will know, but nobody will talk to each other about it. It just gets used as secret dirt to share within the area. If Nick actually attended an evangelical church (I dont think he does), the public drinking would get him as much heat as the sex stuff. A person can get into real trouble if it somehow becomes a public story - lets say Nick reaches a point where he becomes noticed by journalists up in Minneapolis.

I think his kids are doomed regardless. Homeschooling, parents who don't work, parents who pretend to be one thing in the community while being something very different in private and alot of awful public information about the parents that the kids will eventually discover is usually a bad situation.

He needs to stop drinking and figure out something to do with his life beyond streaming. But him getting into trouble and running to the THOT army for "help" suggests he is going to have to go all the way to rock bottom to work his way out.

 

[Phony Chicken]

None of those bitches are gonna raise a hand against what LR did because it would be like looking in the mirror. Venti is merely the most tolerable one in the estrogen gagglefuck that is the Simpcast.

Hell, LR merely dabbled in thottery with those (freely available) lingerie pics. Anna's turned hers into a full on commercial proposition with her cosplay calendar. There ain't a snowball's chance in hell.

Also consider what just happened when Nick got YT banned. It instantly turned into a loyalty test on who was speaking up in defense of him. Anyone that didn't got shit on, not by Nick, but by his rapid fanbase. None of those useless thots want to deal with his fanbase coming after them for speaking up against something he's doing.
Calling him Law Pope is more accurate then they think.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

He needs to stop drinking and figure out something to do with his life beyond streaming.

Why? Dudes got 5 years or so left making bank. And then he can probably retire. And he is still in fact a lawyer.

 

[Strix454]

Why? Dudes got 5 years or so left making bank. And then he can probably retire. And he is still in fact a lawyer.

- He is barely a lawyer. I have not looked in at least a year, but I don't think he has practiced law since 2018. His law career lasted about three years. I'll be greatful if anyone can provide evidence to the contrary, but as far as I've ever been able to tell he is a full time youtuber.
- He is already effectively retired off his grandparents money.

 

[hawkisnight]

And then he can probably retire.

Not if he spends it all on dildos and booze. Not to mention future divorce.

And he is still in fact a lawyer.

Won't it be hard to return to law practice after long break?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He is already effectively retired off his grandparents money.

This is dumb. Nick is rolling in dough because of paypigs, super-chats, and sex torture device sponsorships.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I suspect they both have a list of problems. I suspect that neither of them work and both hang around the house too much. There is also obvious alcoholism at least in Nick's case. I watch him and see a guy shrinking and getting more sweaty. They also live in a really tiny hick town in the middle of nowhere which leads to more isolation and boredom. There are also both at an age where some people tend to go off the deep end.

As far as home school co-ops go, the ones I'm familiar with usually do shared social activities with the kids, specialized teaching like music classes and certain classes that do specialized teaching. I'm not familiar with home-school co-ops where they do daily teaching of 30 kids. Because thats really more of a private school at that point. They could exist, but I've not seen them.

As far as getting away with things, you can get away with quite alot in a small town. Many people will know, but nobody will talk to each other about it. It just gets used as secret dirt to share within the area. If Nick actually attended an evangelical church (I dont think he does), the public drinking would get him as much heat as the sex stuff. A person can get into real trouble if it somehow becomes a public story - lets say Nick reaches a point where he becomes noticed by journalists up in Minneapolis.

I think his kids are doomed regardless. Homeschooling, parents who don't work, parents who pretend to be one thing in the community while being something very different in private and alot of awful public information about the parents that the kids will eventually discover is usually a bad situation.

He needs to stop drinking and figure out something to do with his life beyond streaming. But him getting into trouble and running to the THOT army for "help" suggests he is going to have to go all the way to rock bottom to work his way out.

Don't worry, the coke will get to him. The few streams I've watched, his nose was always red and he was constantly sniffing. Especially, after he would "use" the bathroom.

 

[AnOminous]

- He is barely a lawyer. I have not looked in at least a year, but I don't think he has practiced law since 2018.

His last big case was resolved October 25, 2021, and was discussed in this thread repeatedly.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Rackets fucked up and exposed himself as a grifting hypocrite.
I personally never wanted this to happen but I sort of suspected it.
Look, normal people don't do this shit.

The man that calls himself "The Grift King" turns out to be a grifter.
Reminds me of this:

'I Go Chop Your Dollar' star arrested

419 spoof turns real

www.theregister.com

 

[TheClappening]

Two, their oldest and youngest are known to be daughters.

no the oldest is definitely a son, he's 13 or 14. lady rackets mentions mentions him in the "turtle on my knee" video on her channel

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i swear it looks like a single man was pulled into some sort of a temporal nexus from four different times. poor kid probably looks exactly like them. marvelous

Five kids. First two are sons, with the first being around 14-15, as mentioned.

Last three are girls, with the youngest two being 5 and 7.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Godwinson is live again on the Rackets topic it appears, "Cucksotto's Slatternly Wife ft. Current Cropémon & Old Masters"

 

[oh no im late for school]

His last big case was resolved October 25, 2021, and was discussed in this thread repeatedly.

iirc he did something pro-bono this spring (was it some sort of embezzlement case and he lost?) and something where he wasn't in the courtroom but was contributing to someone's legal team within the past couple months

i think there's some sort of rule wherein you have to do some amount of lawyering every year in order to retain your license in minnesota. you definitely have to do 45 hours of cle every three years

 

[CECA Loather]

Godwinson is live again on the Rackets topic it appears, "Cucksotto's Slatternly Wife ft. Current Cropémon & Old Masters"

I am not sure that was intentional on Godwinson's part but it seems that everytime he pauses to focus on Mrs Rekieta's face, she looks psychotic and awful.

 

[Captain Manning]

He needs to stop drinking and figure out something to do with his life beyond streaming. But him getting into trouble and running to the THOT army for "help" suggests he is going to have to go all the way to rock bottom to work his way out.

It honestly doesn't need to be that drastic. What he should do, IMO, is roll back the clock to about a year ago where he simply reads legal briefs, offers commentary on the same, and then do a panel show with the rest of lawtube on an interesting mainstream trial whenever one happens. Alcohol optional.

As I stated before, I am convinced there's a strong market for that last one. When you turn on Court TV, MSNBC, or whatnot, you usually end up with a panel of ivy-league diversity shitheads who seemingly can't understand the difference between social justice and actual justice. The state of mainstream media legal analysis is appalling. It's more propaganda than education and entertainment, and preys on the general public's ignorance of the judicial system. Exploit that failing to the hilt.

If one's only frame of reference for the Rittenhouse trial was what CNN said, I'm sure that same person would be shocked when Kyle wasn't given 39 consecutive death sentences.

Also consider what just happened when Nick got YT banned. It instantly turned into a loyalty test on who was speaking up in defense of him. Anyone that didn't got shit on, not by Nick, but by his rapid fanbase. None of those useless thots want to deal with his fanbase coming after them for speaking up against something he's doing.
Calling him Law Pope is more accurate then they think.

Oh, I'm well aware how bugfuck some of the Rackeeters can get. Believe me. Among other things, I was put in charge of re-writing @Spectre_06's thread. Not content to be just a fake Marine Corps officer, he became so enamored with Rekieta he decided at some point he was a lawyer in his own right. That ended in disaster, and the IRL legal fallout is still technically ongoing.

His last big case was resolved October 25, 2021, and was discussed in this thread repeatedly.

He's still a semi-practicing lawyer, yes.

However, I think it's also been true, for a long time now, that livestreaming is a better value proposition for him than practicing law out of Spicer, MN. I'm not even sure Rekieta himself would dispute that. Certainly I think his bank account wouldn't.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I am not sure that was intentional on Godwinson's part but it seems that everytime he pauses to focus on Mrs Rekieta's face, she looks psychotic and awful.

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It's 100% intentional. And funny.

 

[Kosher Salt]

A bunch of people seem to be missing the fact that all the "A good traditional Christian father should only have intercourse with his own wife in the privacy of their bedroom twice a year with the lights turned off and they should never ever talk about it!" type of faggots, who would absolutely faint at the thought of someone introducing batteries into their bedroom fun, are precisely the reason Nick is leaning in to the sex talk so hard. As far as Nick's concerned, a big reason why so many Christians are in unhappy marriages is precisely that whole sexually-repressed, not being allowed to have any fun (or admit to having any fun), attitude. Projecting your view of how a Christian should behave onto Nick, when he vehemently disagrees with it, only causes him to rebel against you even harder.

HOWEVER. To borrow a term from Drexel, men should stop their women from doing "fuck shit," and taking suggestive pictures - I don't care whether it's lingerie or swimsuit - and posting them on the internet for attention is substantially across the line of what I'd consider "fuck shit." That's the sort of "well maybe I am flouncing my tits and ass around to get men's attention, but it's not porn, I'm better than that!" shit that a bunch of other thots pull (I could name a few, but in a word... SimpCast). No, it's not porn, it's attention seeking. I have more respect for people who actually make porn. At least they're honest about it.

But goddamn, all you slippery slope folks seem to think this means she'll be posting butthole on OnlyFans in a month or two. And to that, I say, I envy you; your optimism seems unbounded. I'm quite positive that it'll never happen. But I'd be happy to be proven wrong. It'd be pretty damn funny.

 

[AnOminous]

iirc he did something pro-bono this spring (was it some sort of embezzlement case and he lost?) and something where he wasn't in the courtroom but was contributing to someone's legal team within the past couple months

I seriously doubt he did that pro bono and no, it pled out, and the defendant was obviously guilty as sin.

 

[Thumb Butler]

with his youtube bucks fucked with, normies don't pay the bills. He's taking the streamer approach that tech companies frequently do now- you appeal to the whales that will pay the most.

Yeah, and at least one of the whales likes to transform the testicles into a penetrative member like a phallus.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Every time I've had the misfortune of hearing Nick's wife on stream she comes off as a crazy bitch so I could totally believe she's into some freak shit be it pegging, or cuckery. I fully expect more embarrassing stuff from Rackets in the future.

She definitely seems to be the freakier of the two. Just look at the balldo review. Nick was super squeamish about broadcasting it until it became pretty obvious that she was totes cool with it. Eventually he was just like "well if she's okay with it, I guess."

I don't see that as an invitation, I see it as a shit test.

And frankly I don't particularly care if he does the balldo review. It's funny, it's just the right amount irreverent, and it seems like it'd be right up his alley if not for the fact that he was obviously reluctant to talk about it. I don't care if you want to draw the line between talking about a sex swing or St. Andrew's cross vs. talking about a balldo, I kinda expect you to be consistent though.

I seriously doubt he did that pro bono and no, it pled out, and the defendant was obviously guilty as sin.

If you're talking about the embezzlement case, yeah, it was pro bono. It was one of the things that he got mad about, during sentencing the judge harped about how the defendant was so privileged being able to hire a private attorney. He said he told the judge afterward that he hadn't billed a penny for the case just to see the look on her face.

 

[Phony Chicken]

A bunch of people seem to be missing the fact that all the "A good traditional Christian father should only have intercourse with his own wife in the privacy of their bedroom twice a year with the lights turned off and they should never ever talk about it!" type of faggots, who would absolutely faint at the thought of someone introducing batteries into their bedroom fun, are precisely the reason Nick is leaning in to the sex talk so hard.

I haven't seen anyone suggesting that. Everyone I've seen is just saying to keep his sex life private and offline. If he's interrupting that as what you said then he's an idiot. He can get pegged and lick Drex's load off her face every night for all I care, no one needs to know and only degens want to know.

But even if you're completely right, that childish oppositional behavior is why he's sliding into cowdom. "Fuck you, I'll shoot my foot if I want. You can't tell me what to do" is a pretty fucking retarded way to live.