Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
  • Total voters
    1,393
Amanda, Pantsu, whatever you'd prefer to be called, babygirl. Leave the gunt with his spawn - come live on my ranch.

I've got a nice, heated stall picked out just for you. On top of that, I only stock low-carb hay, so that we can get you down to a healthy mare's weight.
I'll feed you all the carrots you can later puke up. I'll get the vet to come pull all those crooked ass teeth and make you a nice grill. We'll have the farrier put nice new shoes on you.
You can roam the acreage, enjoy the sunshine, and play with all the stranded, lonesome foals to your hearts content.

And when the time inevitably comes, I'll take you up to the nice glue factory equine retirement community so you can enjoy a peaceful retirement.

Surely, that appeals more than dealing with the hollerin hog and his demon spawn. Think about it, sugarcube.

With love,
Sanic
 
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Just horsing around a little.
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John Andrews Stan said:
Ralph knocked her teeth down her throat? Guess heā€™s not totally irredeemable after all.
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Fully eshay skits bruh V3 said:
That cannot be real, I refuse to believe her teeth have gotten that worse.
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How dare you heartless, vicious kiwis make fun of her dental disaster malady?

Dont you know, she lives in a third world country. They just dont have the resources to fix that sort of wreckage! Think about it: how many third world countries have industrial grade excavation equipment and a round the clock crew to fix that kind of atrocity? Think of the 6 million+ people drones it would take to dig those crooked, mishapen chiclets out and replace them with something more suitable, like cement.

Its a pipe dream, I tell you! I urge you all, be more kind to your impoverished farm animals, kiwis.

P.S. Amanda, when you read this, please HMU. I've bought a saddle at a flea market that wont fit any of my other stallions mares jackasses, which I unfortunately cant return (god damn gypsies and their no returns policy). I think it will fit your bony, disgusting *special* body quite nicely. My offer still stands - think about it, sugarcube.

Love, Sanic. ā¤ļøšŸ“
 
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SanicBlackMagic said:
How dare you heartless, vicious kiwis make fun of her dental disaster malady?

Dont you know, she lives in a third world country. They just dont have the resources to fix that sort of wreckage! Think about it: how many third world countries have industrial grade excavation equipment and a round the clock crew to fix that kind of atrocity? Think of the 6 million+ people drones it would take to dig those crooked, mishapen chiclets out and replace them with something more suitable, like cement.

Its a pipe dream, I tell you! I urge you all, be more kind to your impoverished farm animals, kiwis.

P.S. Amanda, when you read this, please HMU. I've bought a saddle at a flea market that wont fit any of my other stallions mares jackasses, which I unfortunately cant return (god damn gypsies and their no returns policy). I think it will fit your bony, disgusting *special* body quite nicely. My offer still stands - think about it, sugarcube.

Love, Sanic. ā¤ļøšŸ“
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You know, I'm really glad to see that there are still charitable people out there willing to take in unwanted horses and try to give them a nice life even when times are tough.

Back in my day you have a mare that queer looking and sickly and you'd just put it down. I'd say you could maybe take it and use it to give kids riding lessons or something, something a little lower impact, but I don't think I trust this one around the young folk.

No sir, not much to do with this one except put it out to pasture and let it live out its few remaining years. Looking that bony and sickly you know it doesn't have long left.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
You know, I'm really glad to see that there are still charitable people out there willing to take in unwanted horses and try to give them a nice life even when times are tough.

Back in my day you have a mare that queer looking and sickly and you'd just put it down. I'd say you could maybe take it and use it to give kids riding lessons or something, something a little lower impact, but I don't think I trust this one around the young folk.

No sir, not much to do with this one except put it out to pasture and let it live out its few remaining years. Looking that bony and sickly you know it doesn't have long left.
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You know, what really worries me is seeing this young colt old mare swing erratically between the extremes of bloated obesity and bony nothingness. Truly, her hostler is doing a very poor job. He's probably drinking himself to death on the job.

People like that should be kept far away from jobs where they take care of animals. You wouldn't leave a lolicon pedophile with your baby girl, why would you leave your mare with a careless gunt caretaker? Its common sense people! Some people just have none, it seems.
 
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@Pit Viper Salesman You overestimate the capabilities of farriers, my friend. They're just simple country folk, not seal team 6 trained emergency surgeons equipped with blasting caps, excavators, and jackhammers.

I think we can all agree that the only thing that would fix pantsu's face is the equivalent of a targeted, tactical nuclear strike with a low yield fusion bomb.
 
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SanicBlackMagic said:
@Pit Viper Salesman You overestimate the capabilities of farriers, my friend. They're just simple country folk, not seal team 6 trained emergency surgeons equipped with blasting caps, excavators, and jackhammers.

I think we can all agree that the only thing that would fix pantsu's face is the equivalent of a targeted, tactical nuclear strike with a low yield fusion bomb.
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But would that be enough to fix the entire face? I feel more is neededā€¦
 
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