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Something Awful said:
Bonus: Keffals thinks it's "bad faith" to use a picture of him not taken from a MySpace angle.
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I completely agree with Lucas here, using screenshots from his hostage video is lazy when there are so many other great shots of him looking hideous, like all the obvious 5 O'clock shadows ones from his recent failed titty stream attempts.

And keep puffing your (mangled) chest about the 100k Luke. That's definitely not gonna come back to haunt you in a couple years when your star has faded and you're having to beg just to make ends meet, as is the fate of all flavour-of-the-month barrel-scraping e-celebs.

Hope you invested wisely, buddy.
 
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Says the guy who fled to a different continent because the police knocked on his door. :psyduck:
 
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Something Awful said:
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Says the guy who fled to a different continent because the police knocked on his door. :psyduck:
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IM GOING TO TELL YOUR JJOBS YOU USE A SITE YOURE LEGALLY ENTITLED TO USE!
OH NO I GOT 100K AND NOW IM BETTER THAN THEN AND SOMEHOW NOT A COMMUNIST ANYMORE....really makes you think.,
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
You have to be a spiteful, cold-blooded sonofabitch to try and cut someone off from making a living - as hard as it is to come by a good job nowadays or earning a good revenue stream as an independent worker - just because they point and laugh at your faggotry. I'll never understand a) how that's considered just in their worldview; and b) if they think that'll somehow convince the injured party that they learned their lesson and now they'll bend the knee to girldique™. If anything, that'll make people resent you more and willing to up the retaliation.
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Online Manichaeism is a hell of a drug.
 
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Something Awful said:
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Do you think he's so desperate to become a martyr because he knows the only other way he's gonna be remembered is as the creepy weirdo who boasted about giving DIY drugs to kids?
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
>It's just crazy slow now.
All mentally-ill males in #dropkiwifarms say that, and this is such a cope. It's now faster than it was with ClownFlare, anyone can see that.
But they can't tell anyone all their efforts were completely in vain, so they have to make up shit.
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I'm making a new term for when someone obliquely acknowledges something once in their favor going the other way, while also compensating by goalpost shifting or otherwise diminishing the value of the L they were just handed.

Conseethe.
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Didn't this nigga say he wasn't the trans hero?!? #PickASide

Edit: Trying not to double (or cluster) post.
 
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>Never leave your house, just sit in front of the computer screen playing OW2 , sucking hard and seething while being overdosed on Xaniberries and hammered by Maker's Mark alcohol
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Maybe some Kentucky Gentleman or bottom tier Canadian whiskey but no way this Faggot is springing for Maker's Mark.
 
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buttsguy said:
lucas is a dead cow at this point but i'm just glad the farms are back
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This thread is (the only things that's) slow (BEN!), which is unfortunate. As I was hoping to see this hit 3k pages by the end of the year. I know Luke has to have one more fumble in him to inject this thread with some life. Rainbows if you agree.

E: Spelling
 
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MoonState said:
It's an older Mr. Metokur video that actually was on Youtube at one point. Mirror on Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/KtbIdjx8741G/

Edit: Now that I think about it I'm not sure if it really was on Youtube or straight to Bitchute.
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It was uploaded straight to bitchute, but some mad lads actually uploaded it to youtube. Unfortunately they didn't last long, so now there is only a SFW version, with all the juicy bits covered up with GIFs:
 
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