Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
I dare say I have more respects for atheists (Not "Atheists"), since they can at least logically explain why they arrived at a conclusion that god does not exist.
:optimistic: as to most of them these days when atheism is just a fashion accessory to look smart, like black plastic glasses without corrective lenses in them.
 
Since this has generated sperging not often seen, can someone please clarify something for me? Did Nick/Nicks' wife post some actual nudes or porn of themselves, or was it simply lingerie and a distant ass pic of the wife? I'm wondering if some are riled up over that, or is it the likelihood it's going to escalate into lolcow-tier degeneracy that has a few peeps excited.
Lingerie for now. Nudes come later.

Tonight's show. I am skeptical. Methinks too many thots.
 
Anyone know who this Kalea is? I am guessing some onlyfans thot by the name. Quartergunt is Tim Pool without the charisma. Nina and Anna are just there rarely adding anything to the conversation. I expect a boring circle jerk.
 
:optimistic: as to most of them these days when atheism is just a fashion accessory to look smart, like black plastic glasses without corrective lenses in them.
I basically gave up being even remotely spiritual after seeing the sheer amount of stupidity in EMS, so knowing clown world, that's what the majority of atheists are exactly what you said.
At least I can still laugh when idiots decapitate themselves.
If there are gods, we have created them to fullfill our own desire for acknowledgement. Who else to model the insanity after rather than ourselves?

Anyone know who this Kalea is? I am guessing some onlyfans thot by the name. Quartergunt is Tim Pool without the charisma. Nina and Anna are just there rarely adding anything to the conversation. I expect a boring circle jerk.
Can someone fill me in who these retards on simpcast are? I know Anna from FNT I think (?) and Venti only because she was bigbrained /pol/ tier retardation but I have no idea about the others.

In other news, Law of Self Defense (Andrew Branca) still being an absolute shitposter lol. He's like Nick + Drexel without the degeneracy and most of the swearing but is chronically on twitter.... Almost a cow if he didn't have an actually successful practice LOL. Watching him tweet is much better than watching Nick or his wife's bottle up the ass.
Turns out use of force self-defense expert can into use of force on twitter as well...
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I basically gave up being even remotely spiritual after seeing the sheer amount of stupidity in EMS, so knowing clown world, that's what the majority of atheists are exactly what you said.
At least I can still laugh when idiots decapitate themselves.
If there are gods, we have created them to fullfill our own desire for acknowledgement. Who else to model the insanity after rather than ourselves?


Can someone fill me in who these retards on simpcast are? I know Anna from FNT I think (?) and Venti only because she was bigbrained /pol/ tier retardation but I have no idea about the others.

In other news, Law of Self Defense (Andrew Branca) still being an absolute shitposter lol. He's like Nick + Drexel without the degeneracy and most of the swearing but is chronically on twitter.... Almost a cow if he didn't have an actually successful practice LOL. Watching him tweet is much better than watching Nick or his wife's bottle up the ass.
Turns out use of force self-defense expert can into use of force on twitter as well...
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I really hope that wasn't the bottle Rackets was clapping cheeks on.
 
Lingerie for now. Nudes come later.

Tonight's show. I am skeptical. Methinks too many thots.
Looks like it's Nick's turn to host simpcast now. Great way to instill any confidence that remained of going back to talking about stimulating topics, mentally stimulating that is.

Seen her in nick's chat think she's a parasocial thot.
Yeah she's one of many parasocial orbiters like that one Divinitysaid stoner, Mandy, and "basedmars" Nick has had frequent dialogue with on streams. I'm sure there are more in locals chat.
 
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Looks like it's Nick's turn to host simpcast now. Great way to instill any confidence that remained of going back to talking about stimulating topics, mentally stimulating that is.


Yeah she's one of many parasocial orbiters like that one Divinitysaid stoner, Mandy, and "basedmars" Nick has had frequent dialogue with on streams. I'm sure there are more in locals chat.
Mandy needs to buy a better camera/phone and stop posting grainy ass nudes. Imagine posting grainy ass booba pics in 2022 smh.

:Edit: damn 17 minutes and still hasn't started. I blame the amount of estrogen on this stream. Though shockingly enough Quarterpounder may be the only man on this stream.
 
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Anyone know who this Kalea is? I am guessing some onlyfans thot by the name. Quartergunt is Tim Pool without the charisma. Nina and Anna are just there rarely adding anything to the conversation. I expect a boring circle jerk.
Apparently, she was running the Rekieta Law News (or whatever it was named) twitter account.
 
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Instead of maybe trying to get a free speech lawyer this asshole is having the thots to massage his sore asshole. Where's the fucking law talk? Good thing Locals is super easy to cancel.
I mean, pretty much anyone could be ♂taking that ass♂ with his lack of muscle.
looooooool nick got raped by his hot tub the other night. that's whatchu get :story:

:Edit: Kalea ran the RekietaLawNews twitter account.
Okay that escalated fast. The fuck did I miss yesterday?

Nicks joking (?????) about sucking penises and ladypenises on stream. Motherfucker's about to speed run the fetish gauntlet from the book The Plum in the Golden Vase at record speed at this rate.
 
I mean, pretty much anyone could be ♂taking that ass♂ with his lack of muscle.

Okay that escalated fast. The fuck did I miss yesterday?

Nicks joking (?????) about sucking penises and ladypenises on stream. Motherfucker's about to speed run the fetish gauntlet from the book The Plum in the Golden Vase at record speed at this rate.
Nothing too special I just found it funny. He went to get into the tub while changing the water and got a shot of hot water up the bum. Seemed fitting for the current times.
 
Crossposting from the Godwinson thread. Pulled probably the funniest part to me from the godwinson stream, really loving the Godwinson alogging. Kayla "Slatternly Woman" Rekieta really emotes her face like a loony toons facial expression study.

'when the SSRI and booze cocktail hit.'
 
Crossposting from the Godwinson thread. Pulled probably the funniest part to me from the godwinson stream, really loving the Godwinson alogging. Kayla "Slatternly Woman" Rekieta really emotes her face like a loony toons facial expression study.
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'when the SSRI and booze cocktail hit.'
That's the face of a woman who kills her husband in his sleep, murders the kids and burns the house down.
 
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