Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[GenociderSyo]

It isn't quite over yet. We've got to think about the disabled gays too!

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It actually isn't supposed to have to do with LGBT at all:

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Pride Amsterdam is two whole months late and is scheduled for July 30 - Aug 7

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Pride Amsterdam is two whole months late and is scheduled for July 30 - Aug 7

Lube up those holes boy, its butt fuckin summer in Holland!

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Sorry to necro this thread but I've recently observed an uptick in Pride events happening in September and I was wondering if it's more than just my country or queers are trying to make September the next Pride month.
It's too many events happening at once for it to be merely a coincidence.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Sorry to necro this thread but I've recently observed an uptick in Pride events happening in September and I was wondering if it's more than just my country or queers are trying to make September the next Pride month.
It's too many events happening at once for it to be merely a coincidence.

Some Pride events happen in September or October, partly because of how busy it gets in June. Atlanta's Pride shit happens in September, for example, while Las Vegas often hosts events in October.

I did find this page which shows Pride events that happen throughout the year around the world.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Some Pride events happen in September or October, partly because of how busy it gets in June. Atlanta's Pride shit happens in September, for example, while Las Vegas often hosts events in October.

I did find this page which shows Pride events that happen throughout the year around the world.

After posting that message, I walked passed several shops with pride themes in it and it felt like I was in They Live with the propaganda everywhere.

Two charity shops had rainbow flags and items to make up said rainbow, plus the gay cafe that always has the shit-stained flag up.
When I walked past the town hall, they have pride flags up as well instead of our country flag, absolute shameful display of anti-patriotism by standing for sodomy and AIDS instead of our country.
But I can't say anything about because then I'd be dismissed as a homophobe.

Thank you for making me one.

 

[Apostle Sneed]

Have you all noticed an uptick of these "unicorn" flavored items when going to the store? I swear everywhere I fucking look in the store I see this rainbow/unicorn shit stuffed into every product. Below is a list of items I found on some grocery store websites.

Spoiler: Unicorn Food

Even recipes are being afflicted by this plague

I'm not sure if this is the newest marketing gimmick targeted towards children, or if this is another example of corporate pride™. Note that the typical "unicorn" colors that you see are similar to either the gay or trans flag

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you will eat ze gay

 

[AbyssStarer]

Have you all noticed an uptick of these "unicorn" flavored items when going to the store? I swear everywhere I fucking look in the store I see this rainbow/unicorn shit stuffed into every product. Below is a list of items I found on some grocery store websites.

Spoiler: Unicorn Food

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Even recipes are being afflicted by this plague
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I'm not sure if this is the newest marketing gimmick targeted towards children, or if this is another example of corporate pride™. Note that the typical "unicorn" colors that you see are similar to either the gay or trans flag

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I have noticed this for a few years, I figured it was a quasai awareness of American culture valuing uniqueness so much that everybody is a unicorn meaning nobody is unique anymore. ...Or maybe the flavor is just shorthand for "sugar bomb" like the Starschmuchks drink that kicked it off a few years ago. I believe it targets children and redditors.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I actually really like this product a lot. The box shows a happy display of Kellogg's corporate mascots all holding hands while showcasing a bowl of all their cereal mixed together, but if you look inside, all the boxes are very much segregated from each other. The irony of having to physically force each cereal together in a disgusting and unappetizing mass, making each cereal lose its individuality in the process, is so powerful that it almost counts as hate speech.

Great work, Kellogg's. Your product went so far woke that it ended up implicitly advocating for the cereal ethnostate.

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And to think that Kellogg's Cornflakes were invented to curb cooming in young lads is now used to celebrate this state propaganized cooming.

 

[NoReturn]

I have noticed this for a few years, I figured it was a quasai awareness of American culture valuing uniqueness so much that everybody is a unicorn meaning nobody is unique anymore. ...Or maybe the flavor is just shorthand for "sugar bomb" like the Starschmuchks drink that kicked it off a few years ago. I believe it targets children and redditors.

It's this one.
I have a personal conspiracy theory that "unicorn" flavoring is made from something that's the industrial waste of some other product, so it's cheap and easy to get, but it doesn't taste like anything specific other than "sweet" so they call it "unicorn" and market it to kids.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Have you all noticed an uptick of these "unicorn" flavored items when going to the store? I swear everywhere I fucking look in the store I see this rainbow/unicorn shit stuffed into every product. Below is a list of items I found on some grocery store websites.

Spoiler: Unicorn Food

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Even recipes are being afflicted by this plague
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I'm not sure if this is the newest marketing gimmick targeted towards children, or if this is another example of corporate pride™. Note that the typical "unicorn" colors that you see are similar to either the gay or trans flag

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"Unicorn" and "Mermaid" flavors have been popular for at least ten years now. My cousins have kids and unicorn things in particular are very popular. I think it's an offshoot of when everything "quirky" was unicorn, mermaid, or llama. There was a time some cheap ass shit slapped a unicorn on the front for a quick buck.

In my experience "Unicorn" is typically more a codeword for overwhelmingly sweet and/or loaded with sprinkles (more sweet). Not even nuanced sweet like cotton candy where it's faintly caramelized. Just Scrooge McDuck's Money Bin but with pastel colored sugar. I would say that the colors are more coincidental. Pastel pink and blue are aesthetically pleasing together (I hate that the trans flag took those colors for that reason. I just want to enjoy pink and blue together without being thought of as a tranny since I'm over the age of seven).

I haven't tried it but Kroger carries a "dragon" flavored ice cream. Can't remember the flavor profile but I thought that having something dragon flavored was nifty.

You also just reminded me of how Breyers used to carry a rainbow sherbet arranged in a near perfect ROYGBIV in the 90s. My rainbow loving ass loved the packaging despite despising the actual product.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I haven't tried it but Kroger carries a "dragon" flavored ice cream. Can't remember the flavor profile but I thought that having something dragon flavored was nifty.

It was "toasted marshmallow", but it actually tasted like the dehydrated marshmallows from cereal. How something creamy can taste dehydrated I don't know. It was also a weird purple color that reminded me of stuff that was made from taro.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Sorry to necro this thread but I've recently observed an uptick in Pride events happening in September and I was wondering if it's more than just my country or queers are trying to make September the next Pride month.
It's too many events happening at once for it to be merely a coincidence.

Target seems to be permanently embracing pride and BLM merchandise. Or maybe it was the one location I went to.

I recently stepped into a Target because my friend had to use the restroom, and from the front of the store I could see displays with the BLM pro-female black African melanin qween shirts, trans lives matter shirts (including the ones for kids and toddlers ), and the employees were wearing shirts with rings that were colors of the troon and BLM inclusive flag... even though skin color isn't a sexuality and the T should be dropped.

 

[admiral]

Hahah guys im only joking but don't you think lockheed martin are kinda allies for bombing the russkis?? Lol jk tho but they do have that full HRT insurance coverage



You cannot make this shit up lmao

 

[Android raptor]

Some Pride events happen in September or October, partly because of how busy it gets in June. Atlanta's Pride shit happens in September, for example, while Las Vegas often hosts events in October.

I did find this page which shows Pride events that happen throughout the year around the world.

Atlanta happens in like October and thank fuck for that. Leaving the house in daylight in the southeast from like, late April-mid October should be considered a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

I hate it here

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Atlanta happens in like October and thank fuck for that. Leaving the house in daylight in the southeast from like, late April-mid October should be considered a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

I hate it here

You're correct, the actual Pride parade is in October. Although it looks like more events (particularly movie screenings) are in September this year? I haven't fucked with Atlanta pride in a good time. I haven't even bothered with the DragonCon parade in years. Not a parade person.

Target seems to be permanently embracing pride and BLM merchandise. Or maybe it was the one location I went to.

I recently stepped into a Target because my friend had to use the restroom, and from the front of the store I could see displays with the BLM pro-female black African melanin qween shirts, trans lives matter shirts (including the ones for kids and toddlers ), and the employees were wearing shirts with rings that were colors of the troon and BLM inclusive flag... even though skin color isn't a sexuality and the T should be dropped.

I saw gay greeting cards last time I was at Target (which was last month).

I saw a guy wearing a "progressive" pride shirt at work last night and I'm just tired. I hate that fucking flag so much. It's even infiltrated Europe. I can't escape it.

 

[NoReturn]

Target seems to be permanently embracing pride and BLM merchandise. Or maybe it was the one location I went to.

I recently stepped into a Target because my friend had to use the restroom, and from the front of the store I could see displays with the BLM pro-female black African melanin qween shirts, trans lives matter shirts (including the ones for kids and toddlers ), and the employees were wearing shirts with rings that were colors of the troon and BLM inclusive flag... even though skin color isn't a sexuality and the T should be dropped.

That's just Target. Even on their website they have a permanent "Black owned companies" section.
...which I think is some of the most condescending shit ever. Like "Hey darkey, we know you can't compete with the real people, so we'll give your product it's own specific section so you don't miss out on any pity-sales."

Though, I did laugh my butt off at the fact that they're doing a "Latino pride month" thing and it's "Latino/a" everywhere.
Seems like someone in the marketing department isn't down with the "latinx" train.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

It's November, Santander. It's fucking November and you're a banking company, you have 0 business in sodomites!
When people tell me, "It's not Pride Month everyday" I say "bullshit".

Plus, they got the dark ring flag, can't wait for them to have this in 2024.

Spoiler

Corporations suck tranny cock.

 

[DrNow]

Don’t dismiss these people as just money grubbing opportunists. They invariably count true believers among their corporate ranks, the people selling you the slop food and brainrot entertainment ensure positions of influence for the ideologues and keep them well paid. LFJ isn’t just pretending to be a degenerate scumbag, and neither are the people giving the go ahead to children’s cereal with pronouns on the side.

You’ll often hear communists say this isn’t ‘real leftism’, it absolutely is. We’re seeing the late stage rot of something that was just theorized decades ago.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Don’t dismiss these people as just money grubbing opportunists. They invariably count true believers among their corporate ranks, the people selling you the slop food and brainrot entertainment ensure positions of influence for the ideologues and keep them well paid. LFJ isn’t just pretending to be a degenerate scumbag, and neither are the people giving the go ahead to children’s cereal with pronouns on the side.

You’ll often hear communists say this isn’t ‘real leftism’, it absolutely is. We’re seeing the late stage rot of something that was just theorized decades ago.

I've read not too long ago that there's a decline in the birthrate across the west. Not only is it people not wanting their kids to be taken away by them by making them queer, those that become queer often become leaves on the Family Tree.
They don't get partners of the opposite gender, they treat heterosexuality as something to exterminate and aim to do so, sterilise themselves with the wrong hormones or end up killing themselves as they realise the horrible, irreversible damage they've done to their body because their teachers told them that they're trans.

I loathe the community so much for trying to tear apart our culture and normality and think they're being righteous for doing so. Queers are a cancer and the globe needs chemo.
All I can do is wait for the day we go back to shaming those that don rainbow flags like pre-2010s.