Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Nick and the Mrs. are apparently thinking about doing a cosplay calendar now. I dont know if the same weirdos who buy Dirt Eaters and this Nina lady's will buy Nick's because it'll be a lot weirder to jerk it too, but with the new audience he's garnered who knows.

What the fuck?

And you get those. When something takes Nick’s interest. The problem is what you find a fun or interesting court case Nick does not and he’s just lazy.

Chat constantly suggests things to him and he usually declines because the actual documents are boring to read.

The actual day to day practice of law can be tedious and dry. Which explains why so many of them are drunks.

That doesn't mean court cases can't be fun. It may just be time to admit Rackets isn't Jim or particularly magnetic on his own.

Oh Christ, the Godwinson/ PPP people are here. Someone have a dead horse .gif ready? They're going to beat the joke to death until it's painted the walls.

Is it a joke? First the man posts a beer bottle in his ass. He does the baldo review. Lot of smoke there. Now a fucking cosplay calendar with his wife?

At this point, it's the grifter fanboys that need to white night for him.

Also, PPP and Godwinson are mortal enemies. So there is that.
 
All the people in the thread saying Nick has never presented himself as some trad-cath religious person; he's talked on his stream about teaching Sunday School to the youth in his local church. He's talked about going to religious events and how fulfilling it is. If you think the Kiwis on the thread saying, 'lol, degenerate' are being uptight prudes, that pales in comparison to how the members of his congregation are likely to react when this comes to their attention. He's talked about a kid in his homeschool co-op class asking him questions about his youtube channel, it's certain that the people in his church know about his online presence or will someday find out about it.

He has to know that being openly degenerate will have repercussions for him and his children in the communities they are a part of IRL. I kinda wonder if something already happened in those communities to make losing them not as big a threat. If he was acting improperly with the nanny and the nanny was a church girl, they might already be on the outs with their religious community, meaning that Nick and LR no longer feel like there's a personal cost to flaunting their degeneracy. Nick could be thumbing his nose - not only at the prudes in his own audience - but to those church people who dared to judge him.

Whatever's going on, it's incredibly selfish. His kids are going to bear the stigma of this the rest of their lives. Church moms and most homeschooling moms are going to look askance at degeneracy. They might not rally the troops against him, but they're likely to not be willing to send their kids over to play with Nick's children at his house, and perhaps even not allow Nick's kids over at their house to play. When people have already breached the lines of privacy with their sexual behavior, you really don't know when they're going to stop. You can't have confidence that they won't expose your kids to that. He's been all 'MAPS go on the wall,' but there's still going to be room for doubt about what kids would be exposed to.
 
He has to know that being openly degenerate will have repercussions for him and his children in the communities they are a part of IRL. I kinda wonder if something already happened in those communities to make losing them not as big a threat. If he was acting improperly with the nanny and the nanny was a church girl, they might already be on the outs with their religious community, meaning that Nick and LR no longer feel like there's a personal cost to flaunting their degeneracy. Nick could be thumbing his nose - not only at the prudes in his own audience - but to those church people who dared to judge him.
Half the people in this thread need to stop posting and enroll in that creative writing class at the community college already.
 
but there's still going to be room for doubt about what kids would be exposed to.

One of the kids could find a sweaty Balldo, and use it as a hat for their toy!. Or they might see a wild bull (Drex) roaming around looking agitated (horny).

But yeah, not sure if it's a good idea sending kids to a house with exhibitionists and fetishists.
 
"Stop criticizing my e-daddy!"-t. cuck defense force
Give it some time, this is just the denial stage. It'll be a lot clearer down the line now that he's firmly shaping up to be a cow. Or maybe not.
Watching him cope is still funny, no matter where it'll go in the end.
Nevertheless, his wife making onlyfans-esque posts is a bad sign for their marriage, or at least its integrity. Divorce-saga would probably break and push him into full lolcow status.
 
The issue right now is Nick being a hypocrite and refusing to admit that + not admitting that he and his wife are HIV positive (if not admitting having full blown AIDS).

It’s also the issue of how to address that. Jim got away with shilling merchandise by explaining he has cancer and mocking himself. You can’t do a PPP/ MundaneMatt and admit to being a hypocrite because you aren’t fat enough to survive a Canadian Winter/ soyfilled bitch.

Godwinson’s entire foray is being a giant faggot who’s only difference from PPP is not being fat and having parents who will support his retardation. I get vibes that PPP and Godwinson basically unironically hate certain people in the sektur as it’s called, but lack the capital to move on those enemies.
 
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Branca has strong red pilled manosphere fan energy.
It was pretty funny to see him mock Chrissy Mayr.

She was still coping about it a few weeks after.
He was gangsta till his wife walked in the room and told him to stfu they had guest over and they could hear him. He looked like a puppy getting scolded it was fucking embarrassing to watch.
 
The author talked about the "long tail" how an album can have a fix amount of sales. phyiscal shelf space is limited along with pressing costs. so you could have a band that would sell 100K not worth a labels time. but in a digital market space that 100K could make money because the over head is alot lower.
Yeah, well, the author's a fucking moron. The problem with this sort of thinking is that it assumes that you can actually attract the eyeballs in the digital market space to get those 100K. The problem, of course, is that most people rely on the algorithmic suggestions of whatever site they're on because they don't want to waste time browsing. End result: niche artists that would've gotten 100K in an environment with limited shelf space and random walks from browsers instead get shut out by the algorithm in favor of those that will get guaranteed huge views. Natch the solution to that is running your own marketing campaign to get traffic instead of relying on The Algorithm, but that takes work, so naturally 99% of artists won't do it.
Where I m going with this is that nick audience will always have a built in ceiling. I wonder if he s trying to grow the audience by getting away from boring stuff.
The problem with that thinking is that there's an associated opportunity cost with trying to service multiple audiences, because what appeals to one audience may in fact drive away others. You're seeing so many people complain here precisely because his attempt to appeal to coomer paypigs is driving away his normie audience. If the coomers he's appealing to are in fact the ones paying the majority of his superchats then it might sound like a solid strategy, but only if the number of coomers has a greater growth potential than the number of normies, and then only if appealing to them doesn't drive the normies away. Having witnessed this sort of greed-induced myopia before in other industries I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that, No, in fact his coomer audience will ultimately prove to be smaller than he thinks, will not grow as much as he'd like, and he'll wind up losing normies in the process -- probably to Emily Baker, Andrew Branca, and Legal Mindset (and maybe the jew from New York). If he wants to avoid that then he needs to remember there's a reason to separate his daytime and nighttime content.
Also I ve spoken to normies that dont watch his show and we kinda agree that having a husband stay up late drinking being a shock jock has some issues.
Considering the fact that he seems to spend the rest of his time sleeping? Yeah, definitely.
I dont know if it would be a lowtax situation but it almost might be better if he did the show...not in the house.
Well, more precisely, it might be better for his marriage if he just did either the daytime show or the nighttime show, but not both... but he'll never admit that it's causing problems, and if you try to tell him anything then you're a massive faggot and he'll double and triple down because, at the end of the day, he's just as much of a fat faggot as everyone's favorite CRISIS KANG grifter, the Gunt, and he's about one internet slapfight away from becoming the butt of every joke for the coming year.
 
First of all some of you niggers are so hot and heavy with your fanfictions that you make the bog hog look correct.

Now to what Nick has said that I believe should be pointed out.
  1. He teaches The Constitution to high school aged children.
  2. He has said before that his streams have been referenced by his students during class.
  3. He insinuated (if not out right stated) his disapproval to his students watching of his program.
  4. His wife got really mad about his streaming for a long time.
  5. He stated how he treated nudity differently during his "Caribbean" vacation and nude beach.
It is almost a certainty that his students will see his ass and more importantly his wife's ass. All of his children will gain the knowledge of their "traditional" parents posting degeneracy online. Nick fucked up his razor edge walk of comedy vs propriety. The real downfall that nobody is mentioning is YouTube. Once nick was kicked off there, he could be as degenerate and funny as alt-tech allowed. This when paired with his nude beach trip gave the nudge required for the ass bottle on locals.

It was a slow slide from laughing at parties in a lawsuit to balldo reviews.
He is still a teacher full of his children's peers and neighbors disapproval. He also still states that he holds his faith dear to his heart. He has just been tempted into a hedonistic culture that he partial created. I would guess that he does from here is not likely to be dramatic, but we will be watching and sure to record every failing.

Pic related is looking at his wife's ass
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Interview from about 5 months ago vs now



I'm not projecting, that's not true. In fact, if i had to guess, it was probably YOU who was projecting!

You'd figure with what he's seen he wouldn't get tripped up over this. What's there to be afraid of?



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A bunch of people seem to be missing the fact that all the "A good traditional Christian father should only have intercourse with his own wife in the privacy of their bedroom twice a year with the lights turned off and they should never ever talk about it!" type of faggots, who would absolutely faint at the thought of someone introducing batteries into their bedroom fun, are precisely the reason Nick is leaning in to the sex talk so hard. As far as Nick's concerned, a big reason why so many Christians are in unhappy marriages is precisely that whole sexually-repressed, not being allowed to have any fun (or admit to having any fun), attitude. Projecting your view of how a Christian should behave onto Nick, when he vehemently disagrees with it, only causes him to rebel against you even harder.
1. Don't you feel mans is slightly overcorrecting in his 20 year masterplan to own the pearl clutchers? An apt simile would be someone being mad about you having a glass of wine with dinner, so to own him you proceed to polish off a bottle of cheap vodka daily for a year.
2. I'm willing to bet that most of the people are disappointed with Nick not because he's a Christian behaving like he does, but because both he and the mother to his 6 million kids behave like tards online, which can negatively impact said kids.
3. If a middle aged man 'rebels against me' for any reason then he's got issues, full stop.

But goddamn, all you slippery slope folks seem to think this means she'll be posting butthole on OnlyFans in a month or two. And to that, I say, I envy you; your optimism seems unbounded. I'm quite positive that it'll never happen. But I'd be happy to be proven wrong. It'd be pretty damn funny.
Mans was raking in buckets of money covering the Rittenhouse trial November 2021, now he's posting a whisky bottle up his cheeks to own the haters while his wife posts her half naked ass to 'express herself'. This is not an upward trend.
 
@Cherenkovblue you raise some good points. But in fairness to the author of that article it was written in like 1999 before the algorithm.

My bigger thesis point is that people like nick and most youtube content is basically subsidized by google. because nick doesnt have to pay or maintain the "transmission" infrastucre hence the old model of tv/cable where costs are distributed among a large group of content.

in the old days best nick could do would be public access or writing for a zine.

But yes having a husband "Work" at home where he just drinks screams sleeps it off. Would make trouble for a marriage but bringing his wife into it espically in a sexual way is stupid.

And yes shiffting for coomers who are willing to throw their neet bucks is a bad idea.

Though i think a better grift would be if nick pulled a comics gate and wrote a comic book and did a indigo go

Hey nick if your reading this try that. take a bunch of fanfics being written here and do a limited run!
 
Here's a little secret about men.
If we love someone, like really love them, they become our personal 10. We know they objectively aren't a 10, but we don't care because we love them. If they keep themselves in a reasonable degree of shape and don't balloon to 250lbs, so long as he still loves you wholeheartedly you are his 10.
I still wouldn't post lewds online though, that's just dumb.
I continue to be pretty sick of Nick's weird self-rigtheous coomer rants and TMI sex toy share sessions every fucking stream, the attacks on his marriage by the fanfic writers among us is just weird to me. The fact that he's still crazy into his wife after 20 years, even as he doubles down on his balldo shackled degenerate lolcowdom, is among his remaining endearing features to me.

And pretending she's some kind of uggo stinks of cope. She's a 40 year old former cheerleader who's popped out 5 kids and stayed in decent shape (maybe with some help, given how much Nick vehemently defends implants). She sometimes comes on stream without her makeup done and makes weird faces. If your wife looks that bad after all that mileage, you'd be pretty lucky.
 
Don't you feel mans is slightly overcorrecting in his 20 year masterplan to own the pearl clutchers?
In a word, yes. As I said, I don't think that kind of attention whoring is healthy for two people who are in a committed, monogamous relationship, nevermind the autistic hair splitting over whether lingerie pics are pornographic or not. But I think it's pretty optimistic that people think this means they're going to get divorced or we're going to get close-up pics of her uterus any time soon, or ever. I mean, I'd be here for it, I'm not saying it wouldn't be funny, but I really don't see it happening.
 
All the people in the thread saying Nick has never presented himself as some trad-cath religious person; he's talked on his stream about teaching Sunday School to the youth in his local church. He's talked about going to religious events and how fulfilling it is. If you think the Kiwis on the thread saying, 'lol, degenerate' are being uptight prudes, that pales in comparison to how the members of his congregation are likely to react when this comes to their attention. He's talked about a kid in his homeschool co-op class asking him questions about his youtube channel, it's certain that the people in his church know about his online presence or will someday find out about it.

He has to know that being openly degenerate will have repercussions for him and his children in the communities they are a part of IRL. I kinda wonder if something already happened in those communities to make losing them not as big a threat. If he was acting improperly with the nanny and the nanny was a church girl, they might already be on the outs with their religious community, meaning that Nick and LR no longer feel like there's a personal cost to flaunting their degeneracy. Nick could be thumbing his nose - not only at the prudes in his own audience - but to those church people who dared to judge him.

Whatever's going on, it's incredibly selfish. His kids are going to bear the stigma of this the rest of their lives. Church moms and most homeschooling moms are going to look askance at degeneracy. They might not rally the troops against him, but they're likely to not be willing to send their kids over to play with Nick's children at his house, and perhaps even not allow Nick's kids over at their house to play. When people have already breached the lines of privacy with their sexual behavior, you really don't know when they're going to stop. You can't have confidence that they won't expose your kids to that. He's been all 'MAPS go on the wall,' but there's still going to be room for doubt about what kids would be exposed to.

Nick was for years playing the tradcath thing due to Vic getting shit in part for his Christianity.

I'm torn on whether most of his fellow church people are even online. I feel like most devout people are unplugged?

Feels like there's a lot of "I've never been in a long-term relationship" energy in the last few pages...

I both have and I've never had my partner stick a bottle up my ass.
 
Interview from about 5 months ago vs now

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I'm not projecting, that's not true. In fact, if i had to guess, it was probably YOU who was projecting!

You'd figure with what he's seen he wouldn't get tripped up over this. What's there to be afraid of?

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Yeah this is proof of what I've been saying. Lady Rackets and him were having issues and were bored of each other, like sexually. They decided to try some new stuff and they enjoyed it, it helped them. It is cringe and whatever, yes. I can sort of understand it but it won't make it any less funny that he's doing what he's doing.
 
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