James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 442 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,853
Where are you guys in the Doug Walker thread? I say the same shit, that he's an unfunny hack and obviously embezzled Indiegogo money for that terrible game show, and a bunch of weens jump out of the woodwork to defend his ass. Some faggot strawman's and say's I think he's as bad as Ethan Ralph or some shit. The thread is infested with Doug Walker fans that don't like anyone speaking ill of their master.
Sorry you have to deal with Doug Walker gushers (I can’t imagine him having unironic fans in this decade over the age of 14). Back in 2010, I liked some of NC (something about early high school me wanted something to scratch that MST3K itch) but could never get into AVGN. Tried watching one episode where AVGN was fighting a guy in a bugs bunny costume and eventually someone shat on bug’s face or something? Maybe it was a “bad” first episode from 12 years ago, but didn’t do anything for me.

In the years since, and especially on this site, people would say “NC is bad and AVGN is so much better!” I think they’re both early internet cringe with funny parts and I’m getting schadenfreude seeing everybody outed as a lolcow.
 
Sorry you have to deal with Doug Walker gushers (I can’t imagine him having unironic fans in this decade over the age of 14). Back in 2010, I liked some of NC (something about early high school me wanted something to scratch that MST3K itch) but could never get into AVGN. Tried watching one episode where AVGN was fighting a guy in a bugs bunny costume and eventually someone shat on bug’s face or something? Maybe it was a “bad” first episode from 12 years ago, but didn’t do anything for me.

In the years since, and especially on this site, people would say “NC is bad and AVGN is so much better!” I think they’re both early internet cringe with funny parts and I’m getting schadenfreude seeing everybody outed as a lolcow.
Yeah, they're all over that thread now.


"I like it when Doug's reads a synopsis off wikipedia!" Whenever they post a video without the remotest bit of criticism. I'm sure these dudes have unwashed Nostalgia Critic branded underwear that they leave on for weeks at a time until the monthly laundry day where they take off their panties and give them a deep whiff.
 
Doug got in over his head, and never had the understanding or skills needed to run a company which is honestly is a common issue for youtubers. However getting in over his head does not excuse his handling of the Jew Wario shit, the fact he never reported that shit to police or even went to a lawyer to ask for advice in how to approach dealing with such allegations is pretty unforgivable in my eyes.
They did go to a lawyer about the Jewwario sexual assault allegation, which is why he was gone from TGWTG in Feburary 2013. The reason they didn't say anything about the allegation was because the victim did an anonymous accusation in fear of possible harassment from CA fans. There's no evidence that they knew of Justin possibly grooming for years, just Allison Pregler claiming that with no evidence. The same Allison Pregler who couldn't tell the truth about the Applebee's complaint or the reason she got fired as well as left out Justin's name as the sexual predator in order to double dip with Dr. Gonzo's complaint of not being able to memoralize Justin and to make sure that people didn't know that Holly may have possibly been the one who covered up Jewwario being a sexual predator.
 
They did go to a lawyer about the Jewwario sexual assault allegation, which is why he was gone from TGWTG in Feburary 2013. The reason they didn't say anything about the allegation was because the victim did an anonymous accusation in fear of possible harassment from CA fans. There's no evidence that they knew of Justin possibly grooming for years, just Allison Pregler claiming that with no evidence. The same Allison Pregler who couldn't tell the truth about the Applebee's complaint or the reason she got fired as well as left out Justin's name as the sexual predator in order to double dip with Dr. Gonzo's complaint of not being able to memoralize Justin and to make sure that people didn't know that Holly may have possibly been the one who covered up Jewwario being a sexual predator.
Thanks for correcting me, been so long must have forgot all about that.
 
They did go to a lawyer about the Jewwario sexual assault allegation, which is why he was gone from TGWTG in Feburary 2013. The reason they didn't say anything about the allegation was because the victim did an anonymous accusation in fear of possible harassment from CA fans. There's no evidence that they knew of Justin possibly grooming for years, just Allison Pregler claiming that with no evidence. The same Allison Pregler who couldn't tell the truth about the Applebee's complaint or the reason she got fired as well as left out Justin's name as the sexual predator in order to double dip with Dr. Gonzo's complaint of not being able to memoralize Justin and to make sure that people didn't know that Holly may have possibly been the one who covered up Jewwario being a sexual predator.
You faggots keep doing this. You go back to the Channel Not So Awesome document, cite Allison Pregler or LordKat or someone else, and this is supposed to handwave all criticism of Doug Walker. I'll keep calling his shit cringe and low effort and the fact that people like you get so upset over that say's wonders.
 
Oh god, I'm salavating at the thought of Doug Walker sharing all the inside secrets of what was going on behind closed doors at TGWTG regarding each member (at least the "major" ones that appeared on the movies too). Metokur's videos were great, but this would be even better.
i thought metokurs videos were good too then i saw some people break down a few episodes i forget which part but he tries to make 1 of the bosses seem horrible for firing someone for not answering a skype call in 40minutes but in reality the boss had been trying to call them all day and they were not answering and when he says its time to part ways they finally respond
 
A-HA! Consider yourself sussed, James. You had issues as a child and can't write or format a book properly. That makes you a Chris-chan equivalent. You may has well have raped your demented mom as a climax(no pun intended) to decades of semen drinking, creeping on woman, assaulting people, and being a blight on the lives of whomever dared to give you the time of day. Why can't you have always been perfect like us Kiwis? Amateur mistake.
 
Where are you guys in the Doug Walker thread? I say the same shit, that he's an unfunny hack and obviously embezzled Indiegogo money for that terrible game show, and a bunch of weens jump out of the woodwork to defend his ass. Some faggot strawman's and say's I think he's as bad as Ethan Ralph or some shit. The thread is infested with Doug Walker fans that don't like anyone speaking ill of their master.
i think the real issue boils down to..dougs just honestly not that bad he does a few dumb things but he makes autistic reviews on youtube hes not really a lolcow

every human being does a dumb thing every now and then and its not like hes committed a serious crime or hurt someone

most of the hate he got was from that stupid expose thing that came out from a bunch of confirmed lolcows and liars i believe one of there biggest acts of inhumanity was doug did not offer free food while filming a shitty indie movie
 
i think the real issue boils down to..dougs just honestly not that bad he does a few dumb things but he makes autistic reviews on youtube hes not really a lolcow

every human being does a dumb thing every now and then and its not like hes committed a serious crime or hurt someone

most of the hate he got was from that stupid expose thing that came out from a bunch of confirmed lolcows and liars i believe one of there biggest acts of inhumanity was doug did not offer free food while filming a shitty indie movie
Oh, I agree. He's not horrible and neither is James. My point is that weens white knight him because they don't like anyone criticizing him. That's always been my point but the weens perform mental gymnastics and straw man. Imagine posting on the fucking Farm and you vehemently white knight a guy who has a lolcow thread. That's just a lack of self-awareness.

I disagree that he's not a lolcow because he still creates cringe content.
 
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You faggots keep doing this. You go back to the Channel Not So Awesome document, cite Allison Pregler or LordKat or someone else, and this is supposed to handwave all criticism of Doug Walker. I'll keep calling his shit cringe and low effort and the fact that people like you get so upset over that say's wonders.
I was responding to someone's posts talking about CA not doing anything about a sexual predator which is in the document. I didn't bring up the document for no reason. If you don't like his videos, that's fine. Just don't act like the Indiegogo fraud is legit when there has been no evidence to back up those allegations.
i thought metokurs videos were good too then i saw some people break down a few episodes i forget which part but he tries to make 1 of the bosses seem horrible for firing someone for not answering a skype call in 40minutes but in reality the boss had been trying to call them all day and they were not answering and when he says its time to part ways they finally respond
Allison lied about being fired for being away from the computer for 15 minutes when really Michaud asked if she had time for a call, she said no, Michaud asked when will you, she didn't respond for over 2 hours, and then Michaud let her go.
 
Oh, I agree. He's not horrible and neither is James. My point is that weens white knight him because they don't like anyone criticizing him. That's always been my point but the weens perform mental gymnastics and straw man. Imagine posting on the fucking Farm and you vehemently white knight a dude a guy who has a lolcow thread. That's just a lack of self-awareness.

I disagree that he's not a lolcow because he still creates cringe content.
i suppose in my mind a lolcow is more someone who does or says really dumb shit on a regular bases

creating cringe shit that people enjoy i view as just having fun especially after owning the fact he failed quite hard in his dreams of doing more then nostalgia critic

i see a lot of people on threads call people white knights simply for not hating on someone like they are the spawn of satan, if you wanna see real dick riders view the rlm thread whenever people have something to say about how they have been going downhill
 
i suppose in my mind a lolcow is more someone who does or says really dumb shit on a regular bases

creating cringe shit that people enjoy i view as just having fun especially after owning the fact he failed quite hard in his dreams of doing more then nostalgia critic

i see a lot of people on threads call people white knights simply for not hating on someone like they are the spawn of satan, if you wanna see real dick riders view the rlm thread whenever people have something to say about how they have been going downhill
I think it's all about self-awareness which is something James and Doug both lack. If a guy is doing a Sam Hyde or Andy Kaufman kind of thing then it's a different story.


It's sad that there's a generation that doesn't know about Andy Kaufman.
 
Been a bad 5 years for the OGs of web videos, first the shitshow with TGWTG and then James slow descent into mediocrity and now this.

I think we need a little perspective here when comparing James to Chris Chan, but this is definitely an embarrassment, we didn't really need to know these details about his life.

James is still an alright guy at the end of the day, some of the most fun I've ever had on the internet was the first several years of the AVGN (Board James was really good too), but this is definitely worthy of mockery and a sour note to add to his legacy to say the least.
 
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I think it's all about self-awareness which is something James and Doug both lack. If a guy is doing a Sam Hyde or Andy Kaufman kind of thing then it's a different story.


It's sad that there's a generation that doesn't know about Andy Kaufman.
i feel like deep down doug is somewhat self aware especially in livestream clips where he watched oneyplays jokes about himself

and same about sam and andy at least sam gets popularity boosts now and then
 
Where are you guys in the Doug Walker thread? I say the same shit, that he's an unfunny hack and obviously embezzled Indiegogo money for that terrible game show, and a bunch of weens jump out of the woodwork to defend his ass. Some faggot strawman's and say's I think he's as bad as Ethan Ralph or some shit. The thread is infested with Doug Walker fans that don't like anyone speaking ill of their master.
You talking about his lolcow thread? I'd report them, iirc white knighting isn't allowed for a good reason.
 
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