Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[FinnSven]

Said it before: I can't imagine living with my girlfriend/fiancée/eternal real beloved, her having such horrible dental pain that she has an "eating side," and still being able to get joy from spending this amount on plastic toys.

If it were only a cordial roommate who was in horrible pain all the time and needed money to fix it, I'd at least feel a tiny bit bad and not brag about my splurges in public.

Is it understood why Penny doesn’t sell a gun or use other misappropriated funds to pay for his needed dental work?
Yes of course Kevvie shouldn’t be wasting money like this, but it’s been months now that Penny has been dealing with this.

Surely having it pulled will help a lot?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Is it understood why Penny doesn’t sell a gun or use other misappropriated funds to pay for his needed dental work?
Yes of course Kevvie shouldn’t be wasting money like this, but it’s been months now that Penny has been dealing with this.

Surely having it pulled will help a lot?

'Cuz they don't want to sacrifice anything or spend thier money, they want YOU to foot the bill!

 

[AfghanBlue]

Kevienomics sure is a really revolutionary approach at financial management.

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Personally,, I don't really believe Kev's statement that he pays people on patreon for nothing, when that same money could be spent on more plastic robots. I take anything he says with a grain of salt, because he's been dishonest and inconsistent with his narrative before.

You doubt that he really is the Ragged Amhole Philanthropist?

 

[retard strength]

If he sells even one gun, the fascists win! Easier to let every tooth rot into his bloodstream.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

I remember him complaining about the difficulty curve of those remakes. From what I've heard, the difficulty curve is absolutely gutted into being even more mindless than Pokemon usually is, especially in comparison to the original games. I distinctly recall him trading in a completely busted limit-time Pokemon and still struggled, something which I don't even think a literal child could achieve

I haven't played in many years but even if you play in a brainless way, I'm sure grinding a few extra levels would let you roll with a subpar team. Clawshrimpy is actually better at Pokemon than Kev lol. Pokemon's difficulty might not be for toddlers but obviously aren't designed to lock out kids with a skill level cap that would trouble adults.

 

[Kane Lives]

I haven't played in many years but even if you play in a brainless way, I'm sure grinding a few extra levels would let you roll with a subpar team. Clawshrimpy is actually better at Pokemon than Kev lol. Pokemon's difficulty might not be for toddlers but obviously aren't designed to lock out kids with a skill level cap that would trouble adults.

Pokemon is only "difficult" if you're mentally deficient. And yes, you can power through any difficulty with an overlevelled team, demonstrated aptly by how Twitch Plays Pokemon manages to bulldoze their way through the entire series by sheer autism, grinding and schizo inputs of thousands of individuals.

 

[FinnSven]

So is Pokémon still just pretty basic turn based rock paper scissors with extra steps?

I played the original game, on a game boy color, 20 years ago or more.

It was not exactly difficult, just more a grind.
Baldur’s gate or fallout were better in terms of story.

I get that the bigger point was to battle other people with leveled up Pokémon, but surely they could have worked on a more fun, engaging combat strategy system by now?

 

[Thumb Butler]

Said it before: I can't imagine living with my girlfriend/fiancée/eternal real beloved, her having such horrible dental pain that she has an "eating side," and still being able to get joy from spending this amount on plastic toys.

If it were only a cordial roommate who was in horrible pain all the time and needed money to fix it, I'd at least feel a tiny bit bad and not brag about my splurges in public.

Indeed. Kevin is such a selfish asshole.

 

[AnOminous]

Indeed. Kevin is such a selfish asshole.

All these troons are like this which is why everyone knew the Tranch was doomed from the outset. You can't have a "society" of malignant narcissistic perverts with no moral values but pure coomery.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Said it before: I can't imagine living with my girlfriend/fiancée/eternal real beloved, her having such horrible dental pain that she has an "eating side," and still being able to get joy from spending this amount on plastic toys.

If it were only a cordial roommate who was in horrible pain all the time and needed money to fix it, I'd at least feel a tiny bit bad and not brag about my splurges in public.

I had to get some dental work done during the time my work insurance lapsed, and I was able to get a loan of a few grand from a place called Care Credit, and their rates were more than fair. I assume they just can't qualify for any loan with how much they buy useless shit they don't need...

 

[AMHOLIO]

If only he lived in a community with other degenerates where his sexual desires could be fulfilled.

Me watching a trancher in the flesh move.

I'm convinced he's forgotten what real women look like.

He hasn't seen one since Alyssa/Kindness came to visit about a year or so now, and had sparse women in his space between that. Wait, there were the FtM tranchhands but they were outside so he still probably didn't see them as much. They left at the beginning of this year, so it could be that he has not interacted meaningfully with a woman in 10 months. Hell, he hasn't done such with any woman not in gender hell in years.

Meanwhile gibes and his gaping ax wound waste and poison the air and will continue to do so whereas Conroy willl live on in our memories and his body of work but its just never gonna be the same without him.

My point is the universe can be cruel even if it works in mysterious ways.

Of course. It was cruel for nature to rake him like that and I'll miss him too.

I still don't feel that Kevin is a burden on life, much more that life is a burden unto him. He's a sexless eunuch with no employable skills, no looks to coast off of to get a sugar daddy, no parts to enjoy it with, might be physically disabled, barely any socialization, surrounded by crazy people on a small ranch in the middle of nowhere stranded from other queers he could go uwu with... Kevin's a failure, his hole is a failure, and it's crueler that nature forces him to live and suffer.

"It's odd to me that people treat Patreon as a pure transaction and leave when they don't get anything."

...Yes? That's how subscriptions work?

Introducing the Kevin Gibes hierarchy of needs:

That's all I can think of.

Is it understood why Penny doesn’t sell a gun or use other misappropriated funds to pay for his needed dental work?

Sell a gun? Sell a tool to an oppressor? Give up his goddamn sweet child? lol

Penny carriers a gun in his holster even on carpentry jobs. I think it might be a carry over of him being sexually assaulted (or general paranoia if you don't believe that): he needs to feel safe. I think selling even a gun that didn't work would be hard for him. The more he has, the easier it is to feel in control.

 

[FinnSven]

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Me watching a trancher in the flesh move.


He hasn't seen one since Alyssa/Kindness came to visit about a year or so now, and had sparse women in his space between that. Wait, there were the FtM tranchhands but they were outside so he still probably didn't see them as much. They left at the beginning of this year, so it could be that he has not interacted meaningfully with a woman in 10 months. Hell, he hasn't done such with any woman not in gender hell in years.


Of course. It was cruel for nature to rake him like that and I'll miss him too.

I still don't feel that Kevin is a burden on life, much more that life is a burden unto him. He's a sexless eunuch with no employable skills, no looks to coast off of to get a sugar daddy, no parts to enjoy it with, might be physically disabled, barely any socialization, surrounded by crazy people on a small ranch in the middle of nowhere stranded from other queers he could go uwu with... Kevin's a failure, his hole is a failure, and it's crueler that nature forces him to live and suffer.


Introducing the Kevin Gibes hierarchy of needs:
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That's all I can think of.


Sell a gun? Sell a tool to an oppressor? Give up his goddamn sweet child? lol

Penny carriers a gun in his holster even on carpentry jobs. I think it might be a carry over of him being sexually assaulted (or general paranoia if you don't believe that): he needs to feel safe. I think selling even a gun that didn't work would be hard for him. The more he has, the easier it is to feel in control.

Not saying you are wrong, but do the interactions with shop workers count?

A while back he was going on about checkout staff for some reason or another.

Then again, the twin confusion of natal women not giving him asspats and having to w-w-work for pay may have triggered him, so he blocked the whole encounter out of his memory.

Penny needs to sort his priorities out.

Carrying a gun openly and constantly, while claiming neighbors who probably just regarded him previously with amusement and mild confusion of being threats to his existence, is just going to invite trouble.

Selling one of his many guns could pay for the tooth fixing he needs, unless he is getting to the stage he hopes an Elusive Earl takes his head off with a blunderbuss, presumably while wearing dungarees, barefoot, chewin’ tobaccy, and swigging from a jug marked with three xs, just to relieve not only his tooth pain but the pain of dwelling as he does.

In a lunatic filled hell of his own insane creation.

 

[AnOminous]

Penny carriers a gun in his holster even on carpentry jobs. I think it might be a carry over of him being sexually assaulted (or general paranoia if you don't believe that): he needs to feel safe. I think selling even a gun that didn't work would be hard for him. The more he has, the easier it is to feel in control.

If anything, it makes him even less safe. If his insane behavior results in having to interact with police, they will be treating him as an obviously severely mentally ill man with a gun.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Not saying you are wrong, but do the interactions with shop workers count? A while back he was going on about checkout staff for some reason or another.

Then again, the twin confusion of natal women not giving him asspats and having to w-w-work for pay may have triggered him, so he blocked the whole encounter out of his memory.

In all honesty they do, and he's probably interacted with more natal females than we know (was his hairdresser female?), but it's funnier to say he hasn't. He keeps not being around them for long periods of time that they're more of a concept than a people. He's admittedly face blind which is his biggest problem.

Real question is how many non-whites has he interacted with in a while?

Penny needs to sort his priorities out.

Carrying a gun openly and constantly, while claiming neighbors who probably just regarded him previously with amusement and mild confusion of being threats to his existence, is just going to invite trouble.

Selling one of his many guns could pay for the tooth fixing he needs, unless he is getting to the stage he hopes an Elusive Earl takes his head off with a blunderbuss, presumably while wearing dungarees, barefoot, chewin’ tobaccy, and swigging from a jug marked with three xs, just to relieve not only his tooth pain but the pain of dwelling as he does.

In a lunatic filled hell of his own insane creation.

I wonder if Penny has more fear of the dentist than we realize.

 

[FinnSven]

Real question is how many non-whites has he interacted with in a while?

Just that grey man done raised by enemy virtue signaling token troon he claims is a girlfriend, as far as I know.

Kevvie is probably the whitest motherfucker I know of, and I live in Sweden.

While many western raised south Asian males are utter mummy’s boys, I doubt any would be so firmly ground in this childishness, coupled with degenerate hedonism and begging for oppression points.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

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Me watching a trancher in the flesh move.


He hasn't seen one since Alyssa/Kindness came to visit about a year or so now, and had sparse women in his space between that. Wait, there were the FtM tranchhands but they were outside so he still probably didn't see them as much. They left at the beginning of this year, so it could be that he has not interacted meaningfully with a woman in 10 months. Hell, he hasn't done such with any woman not in gender hell in years.


Of course. It was cruel for nature to rake him like that and I'll miss him too.

I still don't feel that Kevin is a burden on life, much more that life is a burden unto him. He's a sexless eunuch with no employable skills, no looks to coast off of to get a sugar daddy, no parts to enjoy it with, might be physically disabled, barely any socialization, surrounded by crazy people on a small ranch in the middle of nowhere stranded from other queers he could go uwu with... Kevin's a failure, his hole is a failure, and it's crueler that nature forces him to live and suffer.


Introducing the Kevin Gibes hierarchy of needs:
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That's all I can think of.


Sell a gun? Sell a tool to an oppressor? Give up his goddamn sweet child? lol

Penny carriers a gun in his holster even on carpentry jobs. I think it might be a carry over of him being sexually assaulted (or general paranoia if you don't believe that): he needs to feel safe. I think selling even a gun that didn't work would be hard for him. The more he has, the easier it is to feel in control.

I just assumed he did it to look like a "Tacti-cool" badass

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Real question is how many non-whites has he interacted with in a while?

Probably only when he went to the UK because there's less than 200 non-white people in all of Custer County:

 

[HackerX]

I remember him complaining about the difficulty curve of those remakes. From what I've heard, the difficulty curve is absolutely gutted into being even more mindless than Pokemon usually is, especially in comparison to the original games. I distinctly recall him trading in a completely busted limit-time Pokemon and still struggled, something which I don't even think a literal child could achieve. It's the same thing with him playing Overwatch for days on end but somehow only being in the lowest competitive rank, a rank the game starts you off two ranks above to begin with in which is more of a challenge to get into, not out of. And while playing the game's notoriously low-skill healing classes, no less. It's sort of like Chris Chan in a sense. I really can't fathom how somebody can spend so much time on a hobby and still be awful at it.

This made me think of it in the context of Dota. Kevin would ABSOLUTELY make sense to be in the "how do they remember to breathe" MMRs

And it's what I imagine those people would look like

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[stupid frog]

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They're acting so cocky you'd swear they were immortal. Maybe they actually think they are! It's a shame I can't think of any ways to prove them wrong. Hard to prove a negative, as they say. - Kathryn Gibes 2022 calls for murder