Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 318 4.2%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,295 95.8%

  • Total voters
    7,613
"Hey Hila, Lev Goldstein here, from the IDF? Yeah, long time no see! So, funny story, I',m in the Mossad now. You wanna tell your fat fuck husband to shut the fuck up with the bomb threats? We're not above dissapearing our own, especially if he's a mouthy liberal. Ok, have a good day, and a joyous Passover!"
 
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You either die a Filthy Frank or you live long enough to become Idubz/h3h3

Jesus Christ, his transition from edgy comedy to full blown wokescold has gone about as well as Chris Chan's transition from male to female. Maybe his retarded 12 year old fans buy it, but I'd like to think everyone with 2 brain cells can see he's just a hateful, jealous, holier than though prick picking his targets according to what's socially acceptable at the time. If not, at least he still manages to fuck it up and catch flak from the same retards he tries to cater to.

The problem is that, like many before and after him, he was given fame when he really never deserved it. He caught the wave of a trend and thats really it. He never truly "earned" this fame. And him winning the court case for "free speech" stroked his ego in ways that I dont think people truly understand. At that moment, he legit believed he was "The voice of a generation". He could do no wrong.

Thing is, once his fanbase of children grew up and he changed his style to satisfy the ones holding his leash...he lost his appeal. He is not the voice but just A voice among many preaching to the choir.

Mr Metokur said it best when the fall of a youtuber back into a nobody is a harsh thing to watch.
 
If this kike wanted to protect kids he should get his race's rabbis to stop sucking baby Dick's and giving them herpes.

And maybe do something about the homosexuals, whose only means of breeding is by abusing children to make more faggots.
 
Ethan threatening to bomb Vatican city as a joke
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Not to overtly politishart the thread, but Ethan should take a good, hard. look at assault stats between Priests vs Teachers. You can make fair debates about accountability/coverups/"culture" in the Catholic church, but if Ethan's primary goal is moralizing he's missing the beast in the boards to hate on traditionalist Papists
 

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Imagine being a fan of a youtuber so bad, that you actually apply to be an editor or soundboard guy for his videos. You get accepted, you move to L.A. and have what you think is a dream job; a living wage in entertainment, in a fun, freestyle youtube series.

But then the reality sets in. The guy you liked isn't actually funny anymore. Wait, was he ever actually funny to begin with? He used to get all these cool guests, but he doesn't have guests anymore. I'm not getting to meet anyone cool or design bits or sketches with anyone. Shit, my informal boss' life is circling the drain and he can't stop saying PR disasters on camera and threatening this gig. God I want to work somewhere else now. How long is this going to last? I mean it's ideal on paper, explaining it to someone else. This is L.A. for god's sake, what better job could I ask for? Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

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A lesson in never making (((production))) your livelihood. He has an out, and a future, but it involves back stabbing and ends with him looking like this guy:
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He's the perfect loremaster and either has access to all the best media, can get it, or is in-the-loop on its disposition. At the same time it requires recognizing he's a parasite, his relationship has always been parasitic, and even his success manifesting will be to Ethan/Hila's detriment. Oh and just like this guy he'll have to cop to at minimum going along with a psychotic faggot's delusions for years.

Thus is the grinding kikery of showbusiness. He could always take the L and flee LA like the plagued city it is, but I don't see that for someone this committed. He's had the glory, he's met names, and even if most of it is immediately spent his wages have been too high. Rick and his stupid hat didn't always look so disastrous:
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He couldn't give it up and look how it chewed him up and spat him out. I cannot wait to see our friend tilt like Quixote to try and escape a similar fate.
 
A lesson in never making (((production))) your livelihood. He has an out, and a future, but it involves back stabbing and ends with him looking like this guy:
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He's the perfect loremaster and either has access to all the best media, can get it, or is in-the-loop on its disposition. At the same time it requires recognizing he's a parasite, his relationship has always been parasitic, and even his success manifesting will be to Ethan/Hila's detriment. Oh and just like this guy he'll have to cop to at minimum going along with a psychotic faggot's delusions for years.

Thus is the grinding kikery of showbusiness. He could always take the L and flee LA like the plagued city it is, but I don't see that for someone this committed. He's had the glory, he's met names, and even if most of it is immediately spent his wages have been too high. Rick and his stupid hat didn't always look so disastrous:
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He couldn't give it up and look how it chewed him up and spat him out. I cannot wait to see our friend tilt like Quixote to try and escape a similar fate.
What is the name of that guy? He has a familiar face but I can't remember what he's called.
 
Dude is losing it, he needs to go full Kanye. We need a complete meltdown.

Someone, quickly find this man a platform that he can lose his shit on, as he has lost his Twitter!
Kanye is actually entertaining and is talking about things that will get you debanked/deplatformes/depersoned

Ethan is a fat kike making Catholic church rape jokes that were played out in 2005.

They are not the same.
 
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