Which non-mainstream religions magical curses are biblically allowable and the least used by fat pimply teenaged girls?

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I want to magically, financially, and in direct proportion to my own offensiveness as a disgusting, horny client, DESTROY my therapist from 2013 and possibly her Indian husband for leaking confidential information and then trying to kill/discredit me through intermediaries to protect themselves from reputation damage and litigation.

Is there a way to do this while remaining compliant with all Biblical law and international law and not harm her children?
Thanks
 
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Haitian voodoo calls upon Catholic saints, and white teenage girls are scared of it because it's a "closed practice" aka they think it's cultural appropriation if whitey does it.

For BIBLICAL biblical curses, King Solomon had that shit down to a T and the Ars Goetia is your way to go.
 
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Well you should at least get your money back from the therapist because you appear to still be insane.

Monkey Pink said:
Haitian voodoo calls upon Catholic saints, and white teenage girls are scared of it because it's a "closed practice" aka they think it's cultural appropriation if whitey does it.

For BIBLICAL biblical curses, King Solomon had that shit down to a T and the Ars Goetia is your way to go.
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I think there was that time the king Herod dude's dick exploded too. That seems like it was pretty gnarly.

I guess I'm not really sure where the line is between biblical curse VS. divine smiting; does it count as a curse if you're basically just asking god really nicely to destroy your enemies?
 
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Okay I ate dinner and drank a bunch of bottled water and am now no longer seething with rage. Remember to stay hydrated robos.

As for the lady she cool. I think her husband or ex husband got upset with me because her trying to peel off the layers of crazy caused me to psychically fart in her face which somehow fucked up the way he molded her or something. I have nothing against the majestic Indian people since I don't work as a doctor or in IT but I wish this rich Indian guy would move on, maybe study the Vedas. She was cool so if she married him he must also be a better man than me in a thousand ways and also smart and handsome (no homo)

I just wanted therapy not to start an intergalactic space war I have no chance of winning. Also is that blood coming out of my nose? Lmao
 
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@NoReturn you might be able to help here.
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I don't recommend curses. They're like a shotgun that rarely hits the target, ties you to them with invisible strings, and if you miss the recoil is enough to take you out yourself.
There's a reason why so many religions say not to do it, and why brujeria is discouraged.
Even taking magic and the occult out of things entirely, it's not healthy for you. Doing curses fucks you up mentally, no spirits required.
 
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My other advice is get a new therapist and focus on yourself instead of people who wronged you in the past. Also, take care of yourself.
 
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If you read the Bible, Jesus died to forgive all our sins. Therefore, you can do anything you want as long as you say, "I'm sorry" afterwards. Feel free to use any curse you want (except kill yourself because you can't apologize when you're dead) but just remember to ask for forgiveness afterwards. Nothing to worry about.
 
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If you read the Bible, Jesus died to forgive all our sins. Therefore, you can do anything you want as long as you say, "I'm sorry" afterwards. Feel free to use any curse you want (except kill yourself because you can't apologize when you're dead) but just remember to ask for forgiveness afterwards. Nothing to worry about.
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James 2:14-17
Matthew 7:16-20
Revelation 21:7-8
 
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Nothing is biblically allowable. The role of the Christian is to get the shit kicked out of them spiritually and physically and their reward is Heaven. All the badass stuff happened in the Old Testament and Jesus cucked all of that.
 
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Need to look East. Shinto's got some solid curses and all of the mythology is really kind of fucked up and full of weird ghosts and monsters. I'm sure Chinese folk religion has a pretty deep bench as well.

Japan did kick the Christians' asses pretty hard under Tokugawa, and so did the Chinese for that matter, so you might be able to get around the Biblical part on a technicality. Like if your religion defeats another one you get a free pass each time to use some of their spells.
 
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