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When you realize that it'd mean Destiny is unbanned if this is accurate, yet another Keffals L.
... Wait wouldn't this mean Null is also unbanned?
Imagine the sperging from Sinseer and the like, glorious.
 
People used to try and kill themselves using Paracetamol, it typically didn't work and instead just fucked up their kidneys.
People still use acetaminophen/paracetamol to commit suicide. It destroys the liver, not the kidneys, and is therefore a pretty effective method, although it's an extremely slow and excruciating means of killing oneself. For some people, the agonizing death is the goal.

Incidentally, if acetaminophen were introduced to market in the United States today, there's no way it would be approved by the FDA as an over the counter medication. It's way, way too easy to give yourself an extremely serious, or even fatal, liver injury. Acute liver failure is not a kind way to go.
 
Incidentally, if acetaminophen were introduced to market in the United States today, there's no way it would be approved by the FDA as an over the counter medication. It's way, way too easy to give yourself an extremely serious, or even fatal, liver injury. Acute liver failure is not a kind way to go.
The worst is combining it with alcohol which can nuke your liver with an alarmingly small combination dose. I think the dumbest thing anyone does is manufacture pills that also have codeine or some other weak opioid in them, because people end up taking insane doses of them to get off and nuke their liver. Why the fuck would you put those two in the same pill?
 
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When you realize that it'd mean Destiny is unbanned if this is accurate, yet another Keffals L.
... Wait wouldn't this mean Null is also unbanned?
Imagine the sperging from Sinseer and the like, glorious.
Nick Rekieta was unbanned so the Keffals L is already stacking.
All of the people who were flagged by Keffals discord like Mister Metokur and Destiny should be able to comeback soon.
 
Nick Rekieta was unbanned so the Keffals L is already stacking.
All of the people who were flagged by Keffals discord like Mister Metokur and Destiny should be able to comeback soon.
A month of Ls for a fat groomer troon and another fat groomer that's not found on Wikipedia because he's irrelevant.
 
The worst is combining it with alcohol which can nuke your liver with an alarmingly small combination dose. I think the dumbest thing anyone does is manufacture pills that also have codeine or some other weak opioid in them, because people end up taking insane doses of them to get off and nuke their liver. Why the fuck would you put those two in the same pill?
Sounds like a problem that fixes itself, to be honest. Based.
 
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When you realize that it'd mean Destiny is unbanned if this is accurate, yet another Keffals L.
... Wait wouldn't this mean Null is also unbanned?
Imagine the sperging from Sinseer and the like, glorious.
One possible future:
1, Null is unbanned
2, Sinseer spergs out so hard with actionable threats of violence and becomes perma-banned

That would be really funny.
 
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I've always wanted to ratio Keffals' viewcount
Thread views compared to overall YouTube channel views doesn’t exactly make for a fair comparison. However, if we’re going purely by YouTube channel views, I think a more devastating comparison would be to Destiny’s channel, which has been doing insanely well as of late.
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Even if we were to be charitable by ignoring the fact that the channel was started 5 years earlier than Keffals’s, lately Destiny’s daily videos still manage to rack up 100-300k views on average, where he’s debating or speaking with college students, professors, public speakers, and various online personalities. And that also doesn’t include his misc livestreams, commentary coverage, and some occasional drama he gets involved in.

Speaking of which, it’s already been a month since his Keffals video dropped, and it’s sitting at 587k views. I may not be a fan of the guy, but I’m honestly pleased to see him throwing shit right back at Keffals at every opportunity. He’s managed to turn the #dropkiwifarms narrative on its head, he’s followed through with filing a cease and desist, and his channel only continues to grow. Keffals meanwhile has only managed to (totally not) take credit for the Twitch and Twitter deplatforming and has tried and failed to threaten Destiny’s YouTube channel’s termination. Keffals’s growth has been stagnating to the point of literally begging for views, all while wallowing away in their own misery to the point of people literally telling them to “Stop being a sad sack of shit” during a livestream. And yet, I’m almost certain things will only continue to get more pathetic before the end of the year.
 
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i wonder how keffals is gonna handle all of his enemies getting unbanned on twitter. will he cry about it? will he cope? seethe? dilate? it really is just amazing to me how he just keeps losing. enjoy your life while you can lucas at the rate you are going it wont be long before the canadian police are dragging you to jail.
 
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