Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JustStopDude]

Hive not looking too hot 4 days after bitchtits made his bold career move there:
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Pigga did zero research and fell for a fad, lol.

I'm pretty sure that Hive is just an OnA forum bit at this point.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Could two people that fat fit on that bike? I am doubtful as to the physics of that.

the safe weight limit for bikes that size is typically around 180 kg / 400 lb, so no

 

[grapeshark77]

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I'm sure they appreciate him tagging them on a holiday weekend and that they'll get right on it - I saw a CNN review of Hive that said that searching for accounts will give you a bunch with the same username so I love that Pat thinks that this is unique to him, and not the app being a buggy piece of garbage.

 

[JJLiautaud]

the safe weight limit for bikes that size is typically around 180 kg / 400 lb, so no

God how does fat safely ride the thing then?

 

[CansOfCant]

God how does fat safely ride the thing then?

Here's your problem.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

God how does fat safely ride the thing then?

by taking bends and corners very, very, very slowly

 

[FinnSven]

by taking bends and corners very, very, very slowly

If something were to suddenly stop his front wheel, like an iron bar in the spokes, I dread to think the damage he could do when he lands.

Likely a tremor or small earthquake.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

If something were to suddenly stop his front wheel, like an iron bar in the spokes, I dread to think the damage he could do when he lands.

Likely a tremor or small earthquake.

it'd cause some serious rear-wheel skid for sure; if he's heavier than the bike itself (very likely), that would result in the bike being launched out from under him at great speed in a completely unpredictable direction

 

[Post Reply]

If something were to suddenly stop his front wheel, like an iron bar in the spokes, I dread to think the damage he could do when he lands.

Likely a tremor or small earthquake.

Consider the tensile strain his skin would experience in the event of a sudden deceleration, as it struggled in vain to contain the vast inertia of Patrick's blubber. I think he would make a very large splat rather then a kaboom. The subsequent grease fire might consume most of Milwaukee too.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

I'm sure they appreciate him tagging them on a holiday weekend and that they'll get right on it - I saw a CNN review of Hive that said that searching for accounts will give you a bunch with the same username so I love that Pat thinks that this is unique to him, and not the app being a buggy piece of garbage.

I know nothing about hive, but allowing multiple accounts to have the same username isn't necessarily a bug. It could just be a really bad design decision. Any kind of account is going to involve an internal ID of some kind, like when you go to someone's page here, the url is /members/your-gay-username.systemId. All you have to do to allow multiple usernames is not check your user database for existing usernames when creating new accounts. To me, it seems like hive did this to give themselves an edge against other platforms by doing something that other platforms don't. The problem with that is that other platforms don't allow it because it's a really bad idea.

All that we can know for sure is that patrick s tomlinson is fat and I would not have sex with him OR his wife.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Consider the tensile strain his skin would experience in the event of a sudden deceleration, as it struggled in vain to contain the vast inertia of Patrick's blubber. I think he would make a very large splat rather then a kaboom. The subsequent grease fire might consume most of Milwaukee too.

not to mention the forced excoriation by asphalt that happens when bikers without full-body protection crash and land on the road at speed

 

[Ophelia]

I am pretty certain Fatrick read, or someone else read this to him, and deciding that just doing the same idea about Tiny Tim, was too contrived.

I very much doubt it. He’s heard of the Pride and Prejudice book and the Abe Lincoln vampire book, and he drunkenly watched Mickey’s Christmas Carol. That’s probably it. He hasn’t read diddly.

I think he was just born an asshole.

Most children are, but they grow out of it and are taught out of it. Patso didn’t grow or care to be taught.

Imagine being such a fat lesbian wannabe…

Fat lesbians don’t deserve to be mentioned next to Pat.

 

[The Feline Solution]

God how does fat safely ride the thing then?

Insert "Safe is not my speed, child" tweet

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

How many swirlies do you reckon Fat Rick had?

fwiw he once claimed that a bully broke his arm. getting your head dunked in a toilet is less intense than getting your bones snapped so maybe.

 

[FinnSven]

fwiw he once claimed that a bully broke his arm. getting your head dunked in a toilet is less intense than getting your bones snapped so maybe.

What’s the betting he broke his arm playing a sport or falling off a bike and blamed the accident on some kids who picked on him and happened to be nearby?

I am sure he got picked on but I can’t see another child breaking his arm as part of bullying.
It very rarely gets that violent.

 

[Mr Moonface]

States that he's having his family Thanksgiving dinner AFTER Thanksgiving:



That was a lie? He's apparently getting ready to play some RPG with his "friends":

 

[AnOminous]

Most children are, but they grow out of it and are taught out of it. Patso didn’t grow or care to be taught.

Maybe he was too retarded to be taught.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

States that he's having his family Thanksgiving dinner AFTER Thanksgiving:

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That was a lie? He's apparently getting ready to play some RPG with his "friends":

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I have my doubts he ever played AD&D. He is such an asshole that no one would play with him.
Also LOL Pathfinder 2nd Edition. Dude, just play 4th Edition if you need a game that's easy to play. Or FATE based game. I know he's retarded but come on.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Come on, fat ass! Hurry up and tweet about Trump having dinner with Nick Fuentes already. You know you're pretty much obligated to. I want my feud between Patty and the pack of Cozy.tv fuck-ups.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Moderators: Not one mention of Patty being fat for an entire page.

Do your fucking job?