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I don't believe for one second that that is a different Ben Collins. Not after how much he sperged out about it and started asking questions about deleting DM's.
It definitely feels like "the lad doth protest too much". Unblocking someone to yell at them is not the actions of an unbothered person at the very least.
 
I don't believe for one second that that is a different Ben Collins. Not after how much he sperged out about it and started asking questions about deleting DM's.
Oh, me neither. That's exactly how much of a fuckup he is, he could have been curt from the start and kept to himself but the overly compensating denial fucked him over.


This is likely the first time being a wokebeard hasn’t gotten him out of something and has given the right wingers he loathes so much ammunition he cannot sneer at and ignore, so he’s floundering
That makes sense. He's like a fish on land, it's pathetic.
 
It definitely feels like "the lad doth protest too much". Unblocking someone to yell at them is not the actions of an unbothered person at the very least.
Yeah, if this nigger truly was not guilty he would just have tweeted "Nice troll Kiwifarms that's not me uWu still lov u lucas", and not the sperging spree he's currently on.
 
It definitely feels like "the lad doth protest too much". Unblocking someone to yell at them is not the actions of an unbothered person at the very least.
He knows Greenwald is a credible person accusing him of a cardinal sin that he is guilty of, and his comrade in crime Lucas Roberts was the one who ratted him out.

Now he has the choice of admitting he paid a source to tell lies he could use in his fake news stories, or claim the lying source he relied on for his fake news stories was a huge liar, and he never checked that out.

Well, he's chosen the other choice, of incoherent spluttering and whining.
 
It's always fun when a journalist like Ben Collins gets exposed for a lack of integrity, because then people are rightly justified in calling anything else they say, do, or write into question. Which is a real bad look for, you know, someone working in the field of journalism

That this is the result of keffals being even more of a walking clusterfuck than usual and blowing up Ben's spot makes this ten times funnier than it already is.

It cannot be said enough: keffals' worst enemy is keffals.
 
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There could’ve been a Lucas spotting, but EFNO has fake diseases. I’m genuinely unsure how this wanker is disabled.
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"imagine becoming a far right influencer and being this bad at it"

But maybe he's not trying to be a far right influencer so he's not actually bad at it?

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There could’ve been a Lucas spotting, but EFNO has fake diseases. I’m genuinely unsure how this wanker is disabled.
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I really don't see the appeal in following streamers where the entire selling point is their supposed personality and they openly lie to you constantly but I guess as long as they aren't trying to use illegal violence to silence speech I can't complain too much these days.
 
Not just misogynist, but isn't it also transphobic to suggest all British women look trans because they're fucking ugly?

Big yikes, Lucas.
So is deadnaming, but if we're giving Lucas the benefit of the doubt, and the ultrafag living soyjak that is Ben Colon somehow isn't paying him, he basically committed tranny murder by daring to speak ye old deadname out loud.
 
The chance of Lucas having 2 followers with the same name isn't unimaginable.

What's the chance of trooning out? So 0.5% of 18-24 are trans and 0.3% are over 65, who identify as trans. That's less than 1% (too high). Let's just say 1%.

Another website claims 111.79 Collins exist in 100k people in the USA. Let's just assume the entire planet is America. Divide that by 2 first so it's just men. 4,480,000 male Collins in the world. 0.27% and 0.08% are named Benjamin and Ben respectively, makes a total 15680 Ben Collins world wide, that's assuming the entire planet has the distribution of America. China and India and piss off with their Elliot Fongs and Pooman Loojabi whatever, White people can't comprehend that.

So Lucas, let's say he has 500,000 active followers, I know, he barely has 500. We have 15680 Ben Collins worldwide, giving a success chance of that divided by 8 billion, or 1.96*10^-6.

Basically, the chance of one Ben Collins matched with any other is the number above. The chance of one Ben Collins matched with another in a population of 500,000? Lol
But, the chance of another Ben Collins also being a tranny? We must multiply that by 1%. So it's 1.96*10^-8. If we multiply that number by half a million, the result is feasible, there's 49 in 5000 of a chance.

But this is working on the assumption that everyone on the planet has English names. Feel free to do the same calculations with 8 billion, having China and India, most of Africa and so on removed, lol. The more precision you add, the less feasible.

Debunked: source, Lucas himself.
Independent journalism, guys. Believe him because he's never lied about anything ever.

My opinion?
I'm not buying it, it's the same person.
I'll draft up better numbers when I'm bothered. I can even calculate the chance of having 2 Ben Collins but I can't be bothered right now.
 
It's always fun when a journalist like Ben Collins gets exposed for a lack of integrity, because then people are rightly justified in calling anything else they say, do, or write into question. Which is a real bad look for, you know, someone working in the field of journalism

That this is the result of keffals being even more of a walking clusterfuck than usual and blowing up Ben's spot makes this ten times funnier than it already is.

It cannot be said enough: keffals' worst enemy is keffals.

He has an army of NPC’s who find it funny that they have lying scumbags to serve and uphold their narratives. As long as Tucker Carlson continues calling for ‘trans children’ to be put into death camps and Matt Walsh is demanding Yemeni style child marriage, Collins giving Lucas money is small fries.

They live in a nightmare fantasy world of their own design. And journoscum like Collins are able to flourish on the back of it.
 
I posit that Keffals' reaction only makes sense as a reaction to Ben Collins of NBC making a payment.
  • That doesn't mean conclusively that Ben Collins of NBC did make a payment. It means Lucas thought it was that Ben Collins.
  • If Ben Collins is such a common name (race car driver, NBC, random troon's deadname), why would Lucas immediately think that he "outed" someone? Surely the troon in question could have the same plausible deniability as anyone else named Ben Collins.
  • "Ben Collins!?!???" said with incredulity. It's not his good friend Benita Collins giving him some dough. Lucas 100% thought it was the journalist and reacted as if that were the case.
  • Unless there's a Benita Collins whose last name is already well-known in the chat, no one, including Lucas, could possibly have given enough a fuck to state the name out loud and then immediately freak out. I could understand if he was like, "Oh, I shouldn't read names off like that, someone complained, sorry." But to instantly know that this name was a fuckup means he thought "BEN COLLINS" should not be giving him money.
  • If it was a surprise that anyone was actually paying him, lol, the focus was not on the payment part. The name was the surprise.
  • Remember this is the second excuse: At first, Ben Collins accused someone of purposefully putting his name in to make it look like he was paying Lucas. Which would never have come out or been noticed at all if Lucas didn't act scandalized by it and swoon on camera. It's not even like YouTube where the superchats pop up automatically on screen, right? So the most that a prankster could hope for would be for Lucas to text him to thank him and be embarrassed that he was wrong.
  • Ben Collins of NBC knows Lucas made the same mistake he's now accusing Glenn of making--mixing up Ben Collinses. Even if there is a troon out there who is the paypig, Ben Collins immediately understood that it looks bad for him and is doing the same internet scrubbing he always does to make it go away. He is using the liar's smear of throwing out a bunch of plausible other scenarios and letting you pick which one makes the most sense to you. It's not about the truth, it's about creating doubt with wordvomit.
Dear God, they make me laugh.
 
Not just misogynist, but isn't it also transphobic to suggest all British women look trans because they're fucking ugly?

Big yikes, Lucas.
You have to understand something
Clara sorrenti isn't a trans mtf anymore.
She declared herself to detransition into a woman, so that she could insult as many trans people as possible without looking hypocrite.
And yes, it doesn't makes any fucking sense and gives you permission to use on IT any pronouns and deadname IT as many fucking times as possible, IT's declaration was the most autistic thing the internet has ever seen ever since sonichu issue 10.

About the british stuff, I'd really want to make a joke about british people and Ludwig the accursed for a certain terminally online creature to read, but I'm pretty sure either it never played bloodborne nor defeated any boss from that game anyway (except daddy Guacamole because it hates father figures)
 
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