Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

Piggy reacting to Twitter fact checking him:

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I think Trump handled it better.

Well, it's not like I really expected him to understand accounting.

Wait for the knock, Elon.

 

[Meat Target]

What child is this who stays up nights
On laptop is tweeting
Whom trolls greet with shitposts sweet
While kiwifarms watch is keeping?
So bring him incest, lols and mirth
Come peasant king to own him
The Thomlinson devastation brings
Let loving hearts enthrone him

To the tune of Greensleeves - also about a whore, child.

As far as linguistic kill shots go released “child” is the underpowered pump action air soft.

Chorus:

This, this is Pat the Porcine
Whom Kiwis mock and Rascals ween
Haste, haste to bring him beer
The Fat, the Son of Raven

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Patrick decides to share his image search history to further own the children.

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Spoiler: NSFW

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "https://t.co/DTyp7FMaFB" / Twitter

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Hey Pat, you uh, wanna tell us something?
Cause I get the feeling he made this "meme" himself.

 

[John_Smith]

Notice Me Senpai! Oopsie Doodles, looks like Senpai took notice, Patso. Not good tacits, eh? The Lard will be up all night huffing copium and hiding replies. I sure hope his slattern Nikki is staying with her folks for the week-end, otherwise she's in for a brutal time. Obviously Pat is at home, or Hoolies, and not enjoying that fresh from the oven 2nd or 3rd Thanksgiving dinner. He lied. Quelle surprise.

I may have found The Lard's junior college transcript. He went to a technical jr college, so there was an emphasis on more practical learning. He did take a debating course, but from a quick review of his current twitter performance he should have followed up with more advanced courses.

Spoiler: Patso's college education

Debating 001: Arguing with fenceposts, lamp posts and other vertical inanimate objects. Required for Debating 002, arguing with barn doors, gates and brick walls. 1 credit

Patso got himself a big fat, fat A in that course. N.B. the course taught one how to argue with fenceposts etc., not how to win those arguments.

Reality Distortion 101: The theory and practice of ignoring facts, the truth and reality in general, especially that which is right in front of your face. Emphasis on strengthening your Dunning-Kruger abilities and learning to construct your own RD field. 3 credits

Patso was at the head of the class. Grade:A Nobody out Dunning-Krugered Piggy, nobody.

Meat Curing 101: An introduction to and instruction in the practice of transforming various meats into salami, pepperoni and other shelf stable products. 3 credits

Patso passed with difficulty. Grade (had trouble with cured meats other than pepperoni)

Meat Curing Lab 103: Lab instruction to be taken concurrently with Meat Curing 101. 3 credits

Patso passed, but only managed a grade of C-. Some of his sanitary practices appalled the professor, but his results were solid enough.

Popular Media Appreciation 103: Introduction to watching movies and reading comic books with the intent of learning how to apply critical analysis to said media. 3 credits

Piggy failed this one. Grade:F. He couldn't understand that "Hook" is not worthy of a critical analysis. It is just garbage. He tried arguing with his professor, but since his professor was a person and not a fence post, Patso lost.

Health 001: Introduction to the basics of personal hygiene. required for graduation. 1 credit

Patso failed this one. Grade:F. Students are expected to maintain a stable weight during the semester and not gain the freshman 15, or freshman 50 as in Piggy's case.

Practical Physical Education 010x: Introduction to the basics of physical education, including the proper way to wear athletic support gear, and to tie one's gym shoes. 1 credit

Patso failed this, which is why he wears flip flops. Grade:F. Tying shoelaces is beneath him. Or beyond him.

And that is Patso's post high school education. He may have taken a typing class in night school or summer school. He probably passed. He certainly types a lot. Calling his books 'just typing' is the most generous evaluation of them of which I can think."Just typing" was Truman Capote's evaluation of the book, "On The Road". Fitting.

 

[JustStopDude]

Why is he doing this? Mastadon is beyond him. Hive is just fucking with him.

He literally has nothing in his life besides Twitter.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Watching middle-aged people on Twitter using words like "stan" makes me want to throw up. I wish someone would take Twitter away from people like Patrick and put them into a forced labor camp or something. I'm not MATI, don't typically follow this guy actually, but the endless amount of time he and many others spend bickering online could surely be harnessed to a more useful purpose. Put him on a treadmill to generate power, he would lose weight and his energy would go to a more useful purpose than it is currently. Win-win.

 

[Top Skink]

personally I post horse porn of everyone I don't like, especially featuring them fucking young, attractive women.

perfect way to own the stalkerchilds.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Found on the other forum - Fatrick has been fact checked.

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Here's his last 30 minutes. I'm getting flashbacks of the Ukraine-paintballoon nonsense:

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Edit: A Tesla account is now dunking on him:

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Piggy reacting to Twitter fact checking him:

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I think Trump handled it better.

Patrick really wants to be the only real and legitimate “fact checker” that no one should check or question, only to then get mad when the fact check system of Twitter is actively doing a better job than him having to explain that not everything has to be done in the way in which you think businesses should be operated.

It’s the ones with no real work experience lecturing and dictating to others how jobs should be handled in a workplace.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Broke: Tesla is an emission credit company
Woke: Tesla is a car company
Bespoke: Tesla is a stock company

C'mon Pat get with the program

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Didn't this fat faggot pay several thousands of dollars to get his Twitter back? Multiple times? He should be disqualified from making Twitter Blue $8 jokes.

Child, there is a huge difference between the two. People who paid 8 dollars for Twitter got a blue check from it and are thus forever branded. Pat paid 5k for Twitter, but there's nothing on his profile that shows it (apart from its continued existence), so he's free to mock others for bad financial decisions, child.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Lol. Lmao.

elon twitter is so fuckingf unny

 

[MeltyTW]

Found on the other forum - Fatrick has been fact checked.

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "HAHAHAHAHA... https://t.co/YREDfUwa…

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Here's his last 30 minutes. I'm getting flashbacks of the Ukraine-paintballoon nonsense:

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Edit: A Tesla account is now dunking on him:

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Piggy reacting to Twitter fact checking him:

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I think Trump handled it better.

What a world when twitter's site function and staff alog lolcows for us its beautiful

 

[Cherryno]

He's trying to hide the replies that prove him wrong...

What a coward.

 

[Slobs]

Why the fuck does he have this saved? Does he want Niggi to fuck him like a horse, or is this how the pedophiles at SFWA fuck children?

In Pat's own words: He and Nikki are "into things".
Ever wonder why Nikki doesn't leave him despite the debt, the swattings, and the smell of rotting nigger babies coming from the basement? It's because she fucks horses. While Patrick watches. And she knows damn well that the second she so much as steps out of line Patrick is going to be on the phone to the FBI about how there's an atalker in his half-house and that he has video evidence of her forcing a large black stallion to fart in her vagina.

 

[A Sunset]

He's trying to hide the replies that prove him wrong...

What a coward.

Fatrick can fatly interview with all the journos he wants, and commission whatever fluff pieces on Kiwi Farms he wants, but ultimately anyone who interacts with him becomes a Patposter.

This is because Fatrick is completely unlikable, a retard, confrontational, will never admit when he’s wrong, calls everyone “child”, cannot stop responding to anyone or anyone, and most of all, is extremely fat.

The biggest bit of misinformation ever posted on Twitter was when Fatrick was asked about what he did to make people hate him, and he responded, “Nothing”.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

More like fat-checked.

 

[Pizdec]

He's trying to hide the replies that prove him wrong...

What a coward.

Public figures like Fatrick shouldn't be able to mute replies, especially when they're factually wrong.

 

[GaryGray]

Patrick decides to share his image search history to further own the children.

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "https://t.co/DTyp7FMaFB" / Twitter

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If I had not seen the Tweet (archive) live would have thought it was an edit. What does he mean by this? It make sense the horse is brown since Musk is an American American but if weird nerdy women want to have sex with Musk, there fore not Patrick, then why the horse?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Musk chimes in…

 

[ZipDisk]

My mom repeated that carbon credit shit at thanksgiving.

Hasn't Patrick bought twitter indulgence multiple times?