Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

Reading his most recent tweets about his borderline CP seems to be legitimately breaking his brain (again)

He's having another Patty melt

 

[Sammich]

I've always liked that Obscura podcast and now I appreciate it even more. Also it's actually well-researched so Patrick is being a dick.

Glad to find something new like that podcast, thanks fattits, and thanks grapeshark77 for letting me know it's worth a listen.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Personally, I would not use the "he who smelt it dealt it" defense regarding child sexual abuse.

Rick is, of course, ignorant of the fact that whoever denied it applied it.

 

[CansOfCant]

I can't describe the mouth feel that 50k must have gotten him, in this fashion.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is this confirmation that Musk is the mastermind behind all the fatphobia against Patrick? Surely. Reminder that he actually thinks he's the victim of a "dark money" conspiracy:
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@ElonMusk I know money is tight right now but I still haven't gotten my Bitcoin for November...

I pay them off with the money I made off of Tesla stocks.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'm just pissed that this couldn't have happened yesterday before MATI. Now I have to wait almost a whole week for a Fatrick impression.

I got you covered.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's posted the creepy porn image to his Instagram as well.

Spoiler: NSFW - Patrick S. Tomlinson's horse porn image

 

[Summoned Skull]

As far as I know, the only thing the "Sensitive Content" feature does is blur your image and make everyone else have to click a button to see it. The robot does this if it detects even a crumb of female presenting nipple or dick. It'll put you on a search ban that'll be removed the moment you make another post, so the only thing that happened here is that his nudity was covered under a blanket. You can even flag it yourself when you upload an image. In short, it's practically nothing.

But why would anyone would waste the opportunity to play victim to try and own the spaceman?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

There were like 100 meme images that could be used to say the same thing and Patrick just had to use one, that would backfire badly. This is why he is a lolcow. And fat. Really fucking fat.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

My favorite lolcow trait: inability to admit fault. Never fails.

Second only to being unabashedly fat.

Case in point: missing when somebody clearly implies you sound like a child molester just to reply sounding even more like a child molester.

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I love his usage of the word child, implying that he is above/in control/the superior of others on Twitter. Newsflash you're a fat fuck who got cucked by Twitter.

 

[ArgentinianGrandpa]

That's clearly a child, right?
This is one of the clearest cases of posting kiddy porn i've ever seen, fattits response is baffling.

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holy shit, now he's talkign about context..

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and he gets whacked by another random dude on twitter in pretty spicy fashion

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I think its funny that someone who keeps calling anyone who disagrees with him a "Child" is now confused at people saying that's a child.

 

[Secret Messages]

Found on the other forum - Fatrick has been fact checked.

This is like when that one retard who’s name slips me tried to claim 8chan’s servers were kept alive by the financial pillar of amazon erotic audiobook sales.

History rhymes!

 

[wimzi]

His meme doesn't even make sense. "Weird nerds" don't disguise themselves in order to get fucked by Elon in any sense of the word. This is just using gross edgy porn for shock value then feigning outrage when people are grossed out and pissed off.

 

[Pope Urban]

That would require self-reflection, humility, and/or an aversion to hypocrisy. I don't know if Patrick has any of those things.

Didn't this fat faggot pay several thousands of dollars to get his Twitter back? Multiple times? He should be disqualified from making Twitter Blue $8 jokes.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Humiliating night for horse pornographer Fatrick L Fatinson. I would pay $38,226.06 to see how greasy and red his face is right now.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Checkmate, child.

Imagine thinking arguments on the internet are important lol.

(Please no bully I made this in 15 minutes)

 

[grey area]

Pedo defence force to probable pedo, gotcha. No wonder he loves rubbing shoulders with NAMBLA adjunct SFWA. Pat, you are truly one of the most incompetent people to grace this blighted planet.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Goddammit Patrick if for one day, ONE DAY you could stop being a retard and use some self reflection it might do you a world of good. You are just SO UP YOUR OWN ASS all you see is colon. But we all know it is a front. We all know when you put the phone down and the buzz dies you have to face the encroaching irrelevancy that is your existence. You influence no one, you pal around with actual pedophiles, your wife is obviously a woman you don’t even like. You still owe Quasi.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

Patrick decides to share his image search history to further own the children.

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Spoiler: NSFW

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "https://t.co/DTyp7FMaFB" / Twitter

archived 27 Nov 2022 03:26:36 UTC

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all lolcows have some weird animal fetish

 

[bile demon]

What better way to spend Thanksgiving than going to a dive bar for dinner because you're a pariah to all your kin, having a game of Pathfinder with a group of balding, unwashed pedophiles, becoming a laughing stock on twitter, the only place in the world your care about, and responding to the barrage of public humiliation and mockery by posting animal porn drawn in a highly questionable CP-lite style?

Pat is truly living the life.