Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

IDK how anyone can have a straight face while saying it looks like a kid. The facial ratio and general size compared to the surroundings, is that it? It's shit art. She has big tits and a fat rear for heavens sake.

I'm more offended by the fact it's just a dumb meme that really doesn't make any sense, though it's kind of funny in that Fatprick himself is most certainly a weird nerd and is literally getting fucked by Musk right now.
 
IDK how anyone can have a straight face while saying it looks like a kid. The facial ratio and general size compared to the surroundings, is that it? It's shit art. She has big tits and a fat rear for heavens sake.

I'm more offended by the fact it's just a dumb meme that really doesn't make any sense, though it's kind of funny in that Fatprick himself is most certainly a weird nerd and is literally getting fucked by Musk right now.
I think it's clearly intended to be an adult woman. The biggest problem is that is looks like, and most likely is, bestiality fetish porn. For some reason, Patrick is so proud of this that he found it prudent to both defend and repost it multiple times despite being directly criticized for it. Then again, he's so unbelievably dumb that he may just be doing it as an act of defiance and is just too dense to realize it looks like something he peruses regularly, especially when he acts this way.
 
Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else think this guy is fat?
Technically, he is, but "fat" just isn't the word to capture his uniquely enormous girth. Calling him "fat" is like calling Mount Everest "big": technically correct, but it just fails to capture the monumental nature of it. It's difficult to find the words to capture his elephantine size, his ever-expanding excess adipose, his innumerable chins, his forever growing girth.

So I suppose we'll just have to call him fat.
 
I think it's clearly intended to be an adult woman. The biggest problem is that is looks like, and most likely is, bestiality fetish porn. For some reason, Patrick is so proud of this that he found it prudent to both defend and repost it multiple times despite being directly criticized for it. Then again, he's so unbelievably dumb that he may just be doing it as an act of defiance and is just too dense to realize it looks like something he peruses regularly, especially when he acts this way.
Maybe he's subconsciously coping about his fragile sense of masculinity. If a human woman wants a horse to fuck her, then perhaps a pig also stands a chance!
 
Why the fuck does he have this saved? Does he want Niggi to fuck him like a horse, or is this how the pedophiles at SFWA fuck children?

Pat just finds the thought of giant horse cocks penetrating cartoon children to be very calming, okay? And erotic.
How can he still say "child" so much even after years of ridicule?
You'd think he'd learn how retarded he sounds and change how he speaks, but he continues to do the same fucking thing every day.
Some people just aren't able to learn or adapt to the world.

Pat obviously doesn't hear things the way everyone else hears things.

Changing his insults, much like changing his phone number to avoid constant felony harassment, would be letting the assholes win (or whatever cliche he claims his parents hung up on the family refrigerator)

That, too.
 
not heard of this guy until today but holy shit he may be one of the most punchable motherfuckers the earth has ever seen
Yeah, but he’d enjoy it. Laughing at him puts joy in my heart and would turn him red if I did it to his face. The healthier and more effective option.

Welcome to the Fattyverse. It’s a wonderful place to be.

(I kind of want to sing that Greensleeves rewrite)
 
Found on the other forum - Fatrick has been fact checked.

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Oh my god, Elon noticed! We must show him Josiah part 5

not heard of this guy until today but holy shit he may be one of the most punchable motherfuckers the earth has ever seen

 
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I think it's clearly intended to be an adult woman. The biggest problem is that is looks like, and most likely is, bestiality fetish porn. For some reason, Patrick is so proud of this that he found it prudent to both defend and repost it multiple times despite being directly criticized for it. Then again, he's so unbelievably dumb that he may just be doing it as an act of defiance and is just too dense to realize it looks like something he peruses regularly, especially when he acts this way.
I for one am very excited for the Patrick Tomlinson zoophilia arc.
 
god fucking damn it I cant read any of his posts with out hearing null do his larp of him anymore
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD JERSH
I am the same. Can't read "internet" without hearing Null say "lower case i Internet". I love his Fatrick impression, though, so that I don't mind, stalker child.
 
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