Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Do you guys have any theories on how they could make a comeback at all?
-Drop Warski and give him full ownership of Kino Casino
-Pretend his partnership with Warski never happened and call anyone who brings it up schizophrenic
-Go back to a Pre-Surfer Arc body weight
-Apologise to Surfer and go back to doing shitty webcam streams and reboot cooking with surfer
-Get a job
-Have sex with a real biological woman
-Take the long walk back

This would be a comeback for Warski since he'll be left with his retarded audience that'll never critique him.
 
Do you guys have any theories on how they could make a comeback at all?

If PPP returned to his old streaming style, he could have a chance. He uses this format now with OBS and a cohost because he thinks it's, "what the audience wants." Maybe he had less live viewers back then, but his real fans are nostalgic for it. I think that could be huge.

Unrelated, something that annoys me about PPP is that he refers to the Kiwi Farms as, "Josh," as if our dear leader is actually every user in a sock account.
 
If PPP returned to his old streaming style, he could have a chance. He uses this format now with OBS and a cohost because he thinks it's, "what the audience wants."
PPP knows better. When the Warski coke scandal happened, Ashton opened Kino Cathedral for like all of 3 days or whatever, and people started going "PPP is back...?" but then he brought back Warski and the Cathedral's been abandoned again.

PPP teased a face-turn, and then re-affirmed his heel status.

Godwinson: "Its not too late, Ashton."
PPP: "I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this cold. I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?"
Godwinson: "Yes. Anything."
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Do you guys have any theories on how they could make a comeback at all?
Even if they make more episodes, it's nothing but a staggering corpse. It's been declining for a long time, but at this point what is there to even grasp on to? Tardski's an utter embarrassment all around. PPP, who is fat, has been a-logging Fuentes since before the Casino, is a shell of himself (while also being twice the size of what he was when he started) and is at this point BTFO'd pretty hard. The only other person they really cover is Ralph who is winning just by PPP and his stuttering pet rock being embarrassed at how much of a nothing burger the show is now. PPP's biggest audience (people here, myself being one of them) before he sold out almost universally don't like his new style and (just me speaking here) think that he can't go back (in part because he's too fat for the long walk.)

Unless Ralph troons out, or Fuentes comes out of the closet and does some "Catboys for America" cross country political movement with Kanye West, I don't even know where their content would come from.

The best thing that PPP could do is to end the show and admit that it was shit and that "it is what it is." Maybe do the occasional solo phone stream like he used to when he wants to and try to have non-grifting fun, but even then I don't think he'll be able to recapture what made it good before and there will always be that grifter stink on him. Not to mention that he's probably rattled that Godwinson has swooped in and has actually made interesting content, much of it either at the expense of the Casino and PPP or just making actual lore related videos.

Andy, meanwhile could just go play in traffic or something. Who cares really? I guess he has some audience that rode the short bus with him so maybe he can do some solo streams or something, but from what I can tell PPP was probably his final obese life raft. He (and Ashton) could and should just get normal jobs and at most do solo content as a hobby if they want.
 
I still can't get over the sense that PPP wants America First to succeed, talks about the leader of the White Race like there should be one, etc.

The whole, "I'm a fan of this sports team," vibe I get from PPP is very strange. There are many reasons why I find it strange, but being a Canadian foreigner is certainly one of them.
 
Even if they make more episodes, it's nothing but a staggering corpse. It's been declining for a long time, but at this point what is there to even grasp on to? Tardski's an utter embarrassment all around. PPP, who is fat, has been a-logging Fuentes since before the Casino, is a shell of himself (while also being twice the size of what he was when he started) and is at this point BTFO'd pretty hard. The only other person they really cover is Ralph who is winning just by PPP and his stuttering pet rock being embarrassed at how much of a nothing burger the show is now. PPP's biggest audience (people here, myself being one of them) before he sold out almost universally don't like his new style and (just me speaking here) think that he can't go back (in part because he's too fat for the long walk.)

Unless Ralph troons out, or Fuentes comes out of the closet and does some "Catboys for America" cross country political movement with Kanye West, I don't even know where their content would come from.

The best thing that PPP could do is to end the show and admit that it was shit and that "it is what it is." Maybe do the occasional solo phone stream like he used to when he wants to and try to have non-grifting fun, but even then I don't think he'll be able to recapture what made it good before and there will always be that grifter stink on him. Not to mention that he's probably rattled that Godwinson has swooped in and has actually made interesting content, much of it either at the expense of the Casino and PPP or just making actual lore related videos.

Andy, meanwhile could just go play in traffic or something. Who cares really? I guess he has some audience that rode the short bus with him so maybe he can do some solo streams or something, but from what I can tell PPP was probably his final obese life raft. He (and Ashton) could and should just get normal jobs and at most do solo content as a hobby if they want.
Dude he just has to stop being a faggot and make fun videos. Like if he had a stream about finding a sex tape of nick taking horse cock or idk had meanspirited but fun takedown of godwinson and videos of him crying over nonsense or something id watch it.
 
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Truth be told Asstroon has dug his own grave, and he had at least two-three chances offered by Godwinson to take the long walk back

But Asstroon didn’t bother taking that because he’s so fat and obese, and has utterly destroyed his internet reputation. With Fuentes suspending streaming indefinitely and connecting with Kanye West, and Ralph no longer doing crazy shit, what content does the Ogre of Ontario even have? Nothing because Asstroon is a gluttonous obese neo-Gunt
 
I still can't get over the sense that PPP wants America First to succeed, talks about the leader of the White Race like there should be one, etc.

The whole, "I'm a fan of this sports team," vibe I get from PPP is very strange. There are many reasons why I find it strange, but being a Canadian foreigner is certainly one of them.
Ashton used to be a Christian /pol guy but betrayed those ideals because he thought him and Andy were going to be the next Opie and Anthony and that stuff doesn't play on mainstream platforms. I kinda get that to an extent but he went to the point of saying people who actually believe it are stupid.

Anyway, I think they are f-fucking f-f-felted. Ashton made some decents point on twitter but he did it on twitter like a little bitch, why? Is Andy on a bender? Who knows, who cares.
I do hope they both come out of it for the better eventually. I do think PPP has some talent but he needs to go find his spirit animal or something. Warski needs to retire or go fuck off, vape and play super Mario at 3am or something where I won't run into it.
 
Been out of the loop recently, have either of them said why they aren't covering the Kanye West stuff? This should be their bread and butter.
no theyre running scared panicking that the nick show is done and theyve no more gay french fry clips. all ppp did was seethe that somehow this is actually a loss for everyone but him and tardski on twitter.
 
Been out of the loop recently, have either of them said why they aren't covering the Kanye West stuff? This should be their bread and butter.
No they haven’t, not a word to their audience why they missed the biggest Fuentes story maybe ever, at the very least since the Casino started. If it’s so “hysterical” like Asston claims on Twitter than you think they’d be covering it.

But nope, no explanation why they missed their shows, just silence then seething from Asston. He must really be assmad about Fuentes, I really think he thought Nick was beneath him or some shit, to the point where Asston was moralizing about him every show and LARPing like a surrogate father figure to lost groypers.

In reality, Asston is a just a morbily obese sped with no job prospects of his own, his only legacy making videos with people he used to be friends with, and having a show with Tardski that had two good episodes.

Godwinson tried to offer Porkton a chance to take The Long Walk Back, for old times sake. Unfortunately, PPP is too fat to walk any longer.

If the Long Walk Back involved eating 6 bags of potato chips in one sitting, perhaps Asstonne could have done it.
 
As much as a "Win" the Kanye association might be for AF and little Nicky, this is just a bigger and better lolcow-arch. Imagine the possibilities of crazy happenings the Ye, Milo and Fuentes triumvirate can produce and subsequently be milked for content in endless 8 hour streams. That their girfting lizard brains aren't going into overdrive is a testament to how far they have fallen.

SAD! and what a disaster.
 
So no take from the casino? Nothing? We have to wait one week so Tardski and Asston can deign themselves to read self donos and give takes colder than ice? What's the point of alogging if there is a schedule to follow that you wont even go through with? The Guido and the Mick cover the ahogerry daily and even if their takes are shit at least they are fresh. Even Daddy Gymnasium has disavowed and isn't sweeping it up anymore. Sad.
This shouldn't be surprising because they would cover clips on the Google Drive that were weeks old. They will still cover it but it will come after that time window has already closed. But I'm sure they were so incredibly busy over the weekend. Sad. Pathetic even.
 
Oh man, I'm listening to Metokur's Saturday stream on Odyssey and he's slaying Nick and the "schitzo nigger", that's how you do it.
Now even he is repeating the cold-cold in the cabin meme.
 
Oh man, I'm listening to Metokur's Saturday stream on Odyssey and he's slaying Nick and the "schitzo nigger", that's how you do it.
Now even he is repeating the cold-cold in the cabin meme.
Metokur: makes fun of the obvious fact that grifters are leeching on a bipolar nig
PPP: coping, seething, hiding because he didn't meet a based black man celebrity
PPP is basically Ralph right now, a salty angry wigger.
 
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