Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JCDenthog]

Seeing Fatrick posted on the front page is like waking up to Christmas morning

 

[Divine right to rule]

I still like that Fatty is having to argue about it, no it's not child porn, CHILD, it's just BESTIALITY!

Well, according to his rather extreme views on abortion, he maybe doesn't think children are human, so it is morally allowable to fuck and consume them.

 

[Haramburger]

There's no way Elon doesn't at least dip his toes in the lolcow world, for him to notice and comment on an irrelevant nobody like Tomlinson getting owned by his new fat check feature is beyond coincidence IMO.

how does one recoup over 5k by means of tweeting petulant shit all day?

The Jake Alley Method™, it would only take 5 months via Patreon

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Patrick decides to share his image search history to further own the children.

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Thing is, I don't think I've ever seen this meme format before, which implies Fatty thought "Hmmm yes that horse fucking image I saw earlier is perfect for this"

What is this even trying to say, though? I know you're not supposed to overanalyse memes but if anyone getting fucked by Elon here, it's Fatty, he's having a public meltdown and has been embarrassed in front of thousands of people as a liar and an artistically obsessed Elon hater.

There's no way Elon doesn't at least dip his toes in the lolcow world, for him to notice and comment on an irrelevant nobody like Tomlinson getting owned by his new fat check feature is beyond coincidence IMO.


The Jake Alley Method™, it would only take 5 months via Patreon

Wonder what his Farms account is.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well, according to his rather extreme views on abortion, he maybe doesn't think children are human, so it is morally allowable to fuck and consume them.

Try as they may, degenerate freak leftists will never be able to erase the connection between their abortion sacrament and its underlying eugenics roots. Abortion was always about curtailing black population growth - and, by and large, that’s been the thing it’s been used for - but circa 2022 discussion of that particular truth is halal and there is no unborn grievance lobby [no, the GOPe sperging self-righteously and blowing political capital over it doesn’t count].

 

[Ophelia]

Like did he just pay them off once, or has he seriously bought off bans repeatedly?

He has actually bought off at least two bans.

I vaguely remember him buying his account back from a hacker, but that might have been a different cow. I'm no loremaster.)

I don’t remember Pat doing this.

(Hi, daddy Elon!)

 

[JustStopDude]

He is on Hive, bitching about Twitter.


Move on Patrick. Elon just isn't into you.

 

[Divine right to rule]

He is on Hive, bitching about Twitter.


Move on Patrick. Elon just isn't into you.

The fuck is Hive? Some Ghetto for those with Musk Derangement Syndrome?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Move on Patrick. Elon just isn't into you.

You have to be an unhinged young woman, ie the type that aspergers fap too, for Elon to be into you.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I still like that Fatty is having to argue about it, no it's not child porn, CHILD, it's just BESTIALITY!

Fatrick says all of his enemies are children. The woman in the image is an analogy for his enemies. Therefore, to Patrick, the image is both bestiality and child pornography.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Though I agree the picture is not cp, the perception is there because of the use of the word ‘nerd’
Lwhich to most people implies someone younger and helpless. It is beastiality and a stupid shitty meme which is the thing I am most offended by.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

The fuck is Hive? Some Ghetto for those with Musk Derangement Syndrome?

Hive is MOVING TO CANADA for your Twitter presence.

 

[Shittus Maximus]

Here's his last 30 minutes. I'm getting flashbacks of the Ukraine-paintballoon nonsense:

(Mod edit for context: Patrick spent literal thousands of dollars getting his Twitter unsuspended in the past.)

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Edit: A Tesla account is now dunking on him:

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Piggy reacting to Twitter fact checking him:

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I think Trump handled it better.

I don't know if the world is prepared for this amount of boring faggotry.

 

[Meat Target]

I kind of want to sing that Greensleeves rewrite

I just tried, but broke down in a fit of laughter at "incest, lols, and mirth."

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Patrick decides to share his image search history to further own the children.

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>Weird Nerds
>Stealthygeek handle
Yep, this is how Projection Pat sees himself... as a child and literal faggot with bitch tits happily waiting to get railed by Elon's massive stallion cock.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Try as they may, degenerate freak leftists will never be able to erase the connection between their abortion sacrament and its underlying eugenics roots. Abortion was always about curtailing black population growth - and, by and large, that’s been the thing it’s been used for - but circa 2022 discussion of that particular truth is halal and there is no unborn grievance lobby [no, the GOPe sperging self-righteously and blowing political capital over it doesn’t count].

Margaret Sanger (the founder of Planned Parenthood) said this in her autobiography.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Musk chimes in…

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holy shit his senpai noticed him lmaoooo

 

[Meat Target]

He is on Hive, bitching about Twitter.


Move on Patrick. Elon just isn't into you.

The Blue Check was supposed to be a certification that the person running the account is who they say they are. But then it became a status symbol of orthodoxy (I knew this for sure when I saw people complaining to Jack to "take away their checkmark!").

Watching their coveted trophy of correctthink become desecrated makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

For those of you repulsed by Pat's attempts to co-opt zoomer/ebonic lingo, check out this gem I just spotted on his insta

First thing he's ever said that's true. Though for me the stuff makes me very ill.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I’m pretty sure Fat Rick paid $5K the first time to get his account back, and another $5K to get it back a second time, but it didn’t come with his certified wanker tick that time around.

Him now trying to mock anyone paying $8 a month for a tick, while he STILL doesn’t have one, is absolutely hilarious.