Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

That's what infuriates me the most. Regardless of weather, you get to wear whatever you want and I have to cover every inch of me? Fuck that.
Did Salah make her cover up though? I thought she voluntarily started wearing abayas to cover up her fat rolls just like she voluntarily started wearing hijab to cover her bald head. She treated them like fashion accessories, not a commitment to religious modesty. (Even though she later claimed it was out of "respect" for Salah).
 
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Thank you Null and fellow Kiwis for 7,000 entertaining pages.

I can hardly wait for the post-Salah 'story times' where Chantal reveals hippo-shittng and leaving a mess in the glamping poo-tent.

Never expected to see Five-Bite Falafel Kuwaiti Kween on my Bingo card, but here we are. It's been a fun ride!
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I appreciate the work of all farmers who give a glimpse into Chantal's lives. I don't have the strength to sit through all of them, and I salute those farmers who provide the rundown here.

I miss Tangerine Dream's recaps. I know she could have us screaming and laughing.
 
One measure of how well our superstar influencer is doing is to look at how long it took to reach the next thousand pages in this thread. Here is the breakdown.

1-1000 - July 2017 through May 2019 (22 months)
1001-2000 - May 2019 - April 2020 (11 months)
2001-3000 - April 2020 - December 2020 (8 months)
3001-4000 - December 2020 - April 2021 (4 months)
4001-5000 - April 2021 -October 2021 (6 months)
5001-6000 - October 2021 - April 2022 (6 months)
6001-7000 - April 2022 - November 2022 (7 months)

If this is a reliable guide to measuring how much interest there is in her, it would seem that she peaked in Dec. 2020 - April 2021 (The start of the livestream era, when she was stoned and naked every day)

The appearance of Nader in April 2021 marked the start of a decline for her. At present, she has nearly set herself back 2-3 years in terms of how much she amuses us...

This is far from scientific, but it does seem to jibe with her dwindling views and boring content. When the history books are written, the Chantal phenomenon really might turn out to be a Covid-related thing, just one more crazy thing we'll remember about 2020 decades from now.
 
Their idea of a lovely weekend getaway looks absolutely shit house. It looks like the hellish desert bound refugee camps Australians put their illegals in.
Having lived near a couple of our "hellish desert bound refugee camps" at least they had walls, and roofs, along with electricity, airconditioning, running water and kitchens. I'd suggest better than Salah's usual living conditions let alone their primitive and pricey camping experiences.

Well done on your 7k pages Gunt...our Page count would appear to eclipse your monthly income again.
 
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Anyone else have an urge to shove an apple in her mouth?

And I know it’s probably a result of the army of slimming filters she never takes a selfie without (which means she looks even fatter than this), but Salad’s hands are more feminine than those of any woman I know.
 
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Happy 7000 pages everyone and big congrats to Chantal, this thread is your crowning achievement in life.

I guess wherever they're at has no AC, the heart attack looks imminent. Do you guys remember when she said she doesn't wear deodorant because she doesn't sweat? You deserve whatever is coming to you, Salah.
 
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His body language… 0 affection, 100 discomfort. Like a teenager forced into a family photo with his aunt. A distant aunt. What even is his hand doing? This is the second time he’s got her in a psuedo-headlock. Is it a Mooslem thing?
 
That article says that one day usually costs 50 Dinar for one day of shitting in a hole and sitting on a couch (the only activities she can participate in) if you rent a place with a bathroom. Seems like a good use of limited funds.View attachment 3947448
Wow that conversion rate is even worse than I thought. Not to beat a retarded camel but it brings me unbelievable pleasure to see how much her stupidity is costing her. One day in the squatting tent is like seven days of nashies or a nights worth of Nader’s drugs. Oh yes the obligatory son of diseased camel jacking mother Elshamy. Inshallah durka jihad!
 
I agree she was being sarcastic, but she often throws us a curveball by saying something sarcastically that is actually true. Like, a couple of years ago, she'd say in a sarcastic tone, "It's hard to go up stairs when you weight 400 pounds" hyuk hyuk. The implication is that we are so stupid for throwing a number like 400 pounds around. Then, a day later she weighed herself and it said 397. Guess the joke was on us, 400 was only a sarcastic number.

One thing is for sure: she didn't say $600 in order to laugh at us because she really made $10K. If she made $10K, she'd tell us she made $20K.

So, how much do we realistically expect her to have made? This latest payday reflects her antics through October 1. In September, she had almost no video or livestream reach 20K views, and most struggled to top 15K in views. Of her uploads in September, she wound up deleting or privatizing about a third of them. This is before she deleted or privatized over 1000 uploads in October.

I suspect her total income was a lot closer to $600 than it was to $10K this month. Was it $2K? $1.5K? $2.5K? $1.2K? $1.8K? We'll never know, but one of those numbers is a lot more likely than her boasts of $10K, $12K, $20K, and $50K (yes, she once claimed, with a straight face, that she made $50K a month). Except for the most manic phase of the Nader era, she was most likely making $5K-$6K a month, maybe $7K when the superchats were good. Is it possible that she managed to deprive herself of 90% of her income with her monkeyshines of the past few months? Maybe not, but she did lose an awful lot.

I do not expect her to contribute to the rent and utilities of the villa this month; I think doing so would literally clean her out. Peetz may dimly realize this, which is why he is taking the too-little-too-late step of setting up memberships (at 99 cents; he's such a dummy)

Next month will be substantially worse, because it will reflect the 75% of her old videos that she has now memory-holed. Not to mention, her couples videos are now struggling to even top 10K views. If she were a smaller YouTube channel with about 10K subscribers and about 10K in daily views, there'd be no way anyone would estimate her income at $5K or more. And she has effectively turned herself into a smaller channel.

She gets sarcastic in order to deflect criticism or humiliation, and it stands to reason she is doing it now too. I do think she was shocked when she saw her monthly income this month.
Solid point, her sarcasm is often close to the truth.

Milk Tea said she made between C$600-700 and Chantal makes 5 times the views. Now you can't really compare it exactly but if you just use those metrics, Chantal likely made C$3000-4000 for the month. Makes it hard to mock the reactors when they're pulling in that kind of extra coin every month.
Bibi and Chantal weren't married
Common-law, sort of same.
 
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