Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

GenociderSyo · Nov 26, 2022

Chelsea has either munched or ketamined herself to death.

Chelsea is a 32 year old woman who claims to have multiple diagnoses requiring 24/7 care from her mother due to them. She made her mother quit her job back in 2019 to do this and refuses to even use a bed pan and makes her mother clean her shit covered bottom and bedding. She also has an obvious opiate addiction requiring more and more pain meds, but demanding that she has control over it refusing pump systems that have regulators. If her mother, who she states left her job as a nurse to care for her, had not enabled this shit for so long it wouldn't be where it is now.

She did a Q&A in December 2022 where she admited the drug she seeks and demands is Ketamine. Around this same time she was completely blacklisted and ordered to have her Hickmann and Feeding tube removed. She sought out a doctor out of state that she stated prescribed her medications leading to this. If this doctor had prescribed Ketamine out of state to her it would have been a huge red flag.

The list of diagnoses all began after she finally decided to get sober after drinking for some time. The current list of diagnoses she claims to have are Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, Mast Cell Activation Syndrome, Craniocervical Instability, Degenerative Disc Disease, Osteoarthritis, Posture Orthostatic Tachycardic Syndrome, Scoliosis, Functional Neurological Disorder, Dysautonomia, ADHD, Intestinal Dysmotility, and her new favorite, Stiff Person Syndrome. She has officially been diagnosed as a faker due to refusing to leave a hospital last year. She likes to take claim that she is one of the people behind the subreddit munchiesnark being shut down.

Now the FND diagnosis is used for someone who is unconsciously causing their symptoms which she is not. Considering the now two hospitals that have kicked her out there is a high probability that they realize its now conscious behavior. Conscious behavior is broken into two categories malingering which requires an external goal and Munchausen's or factitious disorder which requires an internal goal. The issue with Chelsea is she portrays both goals though if you separate out her obvious issue with opiates she fits solely into the internal goal of attention.

A more technical breakdown of each disorder:

The Stiff Person Syndrome that is her favorite thing to use besides the MCAS is actually identifiable and treatable, she just is negative when tested and thus proves she does not have it. This is the information by NORD on it: "A diagnosis of SPS is made based upon identification of characteristic symptoms, a detailed patient history, and a thorough clinical evaluation. Additional tests can be used to support a diagnosis and to rule out other conditions. Such tests include screening tests to detect the presence of antibodies against GAD-65, antibodies against amphiphysin (which are associated with paraneoplastic SPS) and an electromyography (EMG), a test that records electrical activity in skeletal (voluntary) muscles at rest and during muscle contraction. An EMG can demonstrate continuous muscle motor unit firing in stiff muscles, which is characteristic of SPS. High doses of diazepam will suppress the characteristic EMG results." This is the main research foundation for the disorder.

The following two posts have an entire breakdown of her history with grifting people from her 1,155 page caring bridge. It was far too large to be in one post and that is where she is most active besides tiktok. Her pics on Instagram are in there as well to show how she portrays things differently among different platforms.

When confronted on the fact she definitely does not have SPS she lies and posts to her followers:

The FND diagnosis pretty much means that there is no real physical disorder, but a psychosomatic one. At first she didn't realize this but once she did boy was she upset. This diagnosis was made by the Mayo Clinic when she attempted to use them to get all the accessories that come with being a munchie and was denied. All labs done on her miraculously are negative, but she still tries to spin it as some special snowflake reason. The Mayo Clinic wanted to reassess all her diagnoses so of course they were dropped as a place she wanted to be and now she has her sights set on John Hopkins.

In the early years before munching out she was attempting to become an actress and when this did not pan out, she saw the munchie route as an appropriate course of action. It appears her working on a disabled fashion show may have been what put this into her head. It also was clear even before this that the mother was completely wrapped around her little munchie fingers. The munchie journal began on November 12th 2019 and she keeps it rigorously updated a breakdown follows in the next few posts.

Pre munch photos from her acting/modeling shots:

Her favorite thing is to get hospitalized and fake either anaphylactic or heart attacks to get all the nurses attention and try to get a code called on her. She also attempts to get higher and higher amounts of opiates. This goes on until the hospital will finally kick her out. One hospital discharged her and later in the day she demanded to be let back in. She then refused to leave the hospital for an entire month until she was finally kicked out. Supposedly her MCAS likes to make her allergic to random things and cause seizures.

This stay was supposed to be a hysterectomy which is same day surgery, but due to her issues they were admitting her for 2 to 3 days. She turned this into a 10 week long benzo/opiate fun fest. This lasted until they finally pulled everything and kicked her out.

She attempted this again a few months ago and it seems she's now got a reputaiton behind her. She was finally kicked out of the last hospital earlier this month, and not only did they kick her out, they pulled all her prescriptions and appear to have reported her to her primary care team as well, for they have stopped her services too.

During this time her sister was in hospital with her own SERIOUS medical issues where she had an aortic dissection. This plus another munchie getting an unneeded trach made Chelsea up her shit to the point where it was obvious she was faking to almost everyone. Her mother now needs to take care of her sister her and her sister's kids.

She REALLY likes having rapid response and codes called on her and will tiktok them transferring her to high level rooms while they attempt to take her heart rate, etc.

She will fake symptoms whenever a diagnosis test is required. Need an MRI to confirm diagnosis? Nope stiff attack. Low Iron can be treated with hormones? Nope allergic to all hormones. She also will no-show appointments as well and then blame it on the doctor refusing to understand her disorder when they drop her as a patient.

She has been able to medically grift herself multiple toys including Picc Lines, Hickman Lines, GJ Tube, Power Wheelchair, Braces, Hysterectomy, Feeding Tube, IV Fluids, IVIG, etc. She did a hospital stay in 2021 where she bribed the doctors into giving her a feeding tube since she refused to eat. Her NG tube was even pulled out by her dog supposedly at one point. The amount of times she tapes herself in the ambulance on the way to the hospital when she's supposedly so sick she NEEDS a hospital is insane.

She makes her mother cater to all her needs. Since she's immunocompromised now supposedly she won't let her bring people into the house. Due to this last December she made her mother see the grandkids outside in the below zero weather. She also at the moment has a sister who had an aortic dissection and she is now completely refusing to move at all because no one can be sick but her.

She very clearly knows she is spoken about online and even named Kiwi Farms in her post. She has even made fake accounts to try to protest different munchie sites. She was caught out by the fact she used her her own avatar. She also gets some pretty interesting comments on her posts before she shut down all but her approved people. She actually ran a website at one point which is archived here, which discussed how she was so bullied by Reddit and Kiwi Farms.

For some reason every fashion week her symptoms completely stop.

Two Pre-Munchie Interviews showing no accent and no issues:

And a post munchie interview:

Back in 2019 ER doctors were already calling her out on her shit. This just made her escalate to what we see today.

Examples of one her "Stiff Person Attacks":

She also randomly has miracles where she can dance and do whatever she pleases without any medical paraphernalia. She suddenly doesn't have EDS neck of death during these times as well.

Chelsea died on March 31, 2023 after a prolonged stay in the hospital where they pulled all her pain meds (ketamine). She spent the entire stay complaining about the fact they were refusing her her pain medications and made a vague post at the end that she had obtained a way to get them from family. She was dead the next day so its assumed she did street ketamine to feed her addiction that her family brought her and that that killed her. This is further supported by the fact the family refused to release the cause of death. Her memorial was done 2 months later and is summarized in this post.

Accounts:
TikTok : tanzchelsea
Caring Bridge : chelsealawrence
Instagram : tanzchelsea
Youtube : cannelawrence
Facebook : chelsea.lawrence3
Twitter : seashellsnlace (Archive)
Linkedin : chelsea-lawrence (Archive)
IMDB : Chelsea (Archive)
Foursquare : seashellsnlace
Production Hub : chelsea-lawrence (Archive)
ModelMayhem : https://www.modelmayhem.com/CL9 (Archive)
Model Management : chelsea-anne-lawrence (Archive)
Instagram: MunchSnarkHunt (Deleted)
Youtube : Seashellsnlace (Abandoned)
SubReddit: Spooniesfightback (Archive) (Banned for Being Unmoderated by Reddit)
Website: https://kindnessisfree.info/ (Archive) (Deleted)
Vine : Vine (Abandoned)
Amazon Wishlist: Archive
Article 1 : Meet the 14 Candidates Vying to Become 2019's Aurora Queen of Snows (Archive)
Article 2 : Scene + Heard : Minnesota Renaissance Festival (Archive)
Article 3 : Q & A with SPS Research Foundation (Archive)

GenociderSyo · Nov 26, 2022

Deep Dive into her Caring Bridge Part 1

10/19/19
- She is stating she has 15 seizures a day. But an EEG showed no seizure activity so shes stuck with just CBD.
  - At this point she has made multiple ER trips in a month stating she was in status epileptis.
10/23/19
- Seizures are set off by:
  - Sounds, Lights, Sounded Movements, Dramatic TV Shows, Citrus and Sour foods, TVs, Phones, Talking, Radios, Rain, Clocks, etc.
10/29/19
- Mayo time because she is supposedly having 20 minute long seizures, but doesn't want her mom to call 911 because they won't help her.
11/2/19
- Fundraising begins for her grifting. This is now deleted so no way of knowing what funds it brought in.
11/11/19
- 2nd fundraiser, but Chelsea cannot attend because of her symptoms.
  - "NOTE: Chelsea wants everyone to know that she regretfully won't be in attendance at the Raffle. She would love to be there with you, but unfortunately can't be subjected to that kind of environment. Too much stimulation (sounds, lights, movement) triggers seizures. Also, her next MRI is scheduled for the day before the Raffle with full anesthesia, so that rules out physically attending. But she will definitely be with you in spirit!!! Chelsea doesn't want to disappoint anyone, so she just wanted to be sure those who are coming know she won't be able to attend."
11/13/19
- Grifted her way into a wheelchair.
11/15/19
- She realized what FND means and now is mad at Mayo.
  - "I have done some calling on my own to mayo to self advocate becuase I feel my treatment at mayo has made me feel worthless and like I am basically a piece of crap ... and like I have this disorder before my results are back... the stigma of this disorder was put on me before I was diagnosed! How unfair! So I called the patient experience number and told them the situation and they will be laying the law down and fixing things hopefully by the time I am back........and HOPEFULLY I DIDNT MAKE IT WORSE! I currently have one doctor not allowing me to get inpatient rehabilitation because she says I need mental health treatment first ..... yet again due to the stigma of FND"
11/23/19
- Now she loves the FND diagnosis and put on a show for Mayo.
11/29/19
- Chelsea made sure to be in hospital getting asspats for Thanksgiving. Pretending once again she can't sit up or she has seizures.
  - States shes been injuring herself during seizures. It's already been proven they are not seizures.
11/30/19
- Hospitals on to her and trying to kick her out.
  - She found a transitional home to take her.
12/4/19
- She recaps how she traumatized her nephews on Thanksgiving.
- She had a full on fake seizure in front of them twisting around so much her mother was afraid she'd hurt herself.
  - She wakes up and is in pain because of her antics. She decides maybe she broke her spine or neck.
- She makes her mother roll her out of bed to use the bathroom her mother must be a damn saint shes been cleaning this girls shit as an adult for years while she fakes this illness.
- Now she shes forcing an ambulance to come out in the middle of a snowstorm for her.
  - They know shes faking and this is probably exaggerated:
    - "I hear behind my head “are you thinking what I’m thinking pseudo-seizure ” I knew right then I was in a whole world of trouble."
    - Sounds like they did a sternum rub which will HURT like hell, but its proof that someone is faking a seizure.
      - "I get inside the ambulance and I feel my arms slam down on the stretcher and I hear the woman yell at me “quit your shit I know you’re fucking faking“. Then I feel her fist slam down into my chest between my breasts multiple times over and over. I had a welt and a bruise for a couple days but it’s still sensitive to touch."
12/6/19
- Now she gets overstimulated and needs to relearn everything.
  - "I get overstimulated. And sensory overload. So much so that I need brain retraining. Speech retraining. Cognitive retraining. Word retraining. I have to basically go back to elementary school."
- " I want to name my followers for my FND page .... I like Fun-cers "
12/9/19
- Admitted again of course.
  - She's been refusing to even lift her head in bed or deal with her personal hygiene and now has a UTI.
12/10/19
- One doctor offers a neck brace to force her to stop pretending to pass out.
- Another doctor wants to call psych on her.
12/13/19
- They want to rule out POTS.
- They also tell her of a place to deal with FND, but since it involves 3 hours of therapy a day she refuses stating her body won't handle that.
12/16/19
- She's found a new nursing home she wants to get into because the last one didn't take long at all to catch onto her.
  - She sets her mother after the nursing home staff making her think they promised her a bed.
12/19/19
- IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE SHE CAN WALK AND DOESN'T NEED A NECK BRACE!
12/20/19
- If she taps her hand she can stop the tremors and freezes.
- While shes having her vacation and pity party fake fest:
  - "my sister went into the hospital last night she was bleeding from her bowels and has a high temp. They did confirm it’s not c.diff."
  - "mom fell on the ice and hurt her arm and it’s swollen and sore . She is wearing a brace ."
- She is angry that they want her out now that she is fine and shes been told you can go home or the facility you were in.
  - "They would rather take the usual 80 year old hip replacement then the 30 year old with the Neurological condition that they don’t know about. Mom just took all my stuff out of my nursing home so no we have no back up plan. "
12/21/19
- She got put in the nursing home she wants...yet it is the same one she is in already.
12/23/19
- Now she can walk fine if music is on.
- All this shit reminds me of the lady who faked dystonia:
12/28/19
- She rehashes that she had surgery in 2016 for L4-SI and that it left her paralyzed.
  - For a year during this she faked having viral meningitis and learning to walk again.
12/29/19
- She has now decided that FND is caused by the seizures she had.
- She also states they are gone because they were caused by her pain medications and her ADHD medications mixing.
12/30/19
- Psychologist from nursing home comes in to tell her that her seizures are not real that the EEG has once again confirmed she is having no seizure activity.
  - "I looked at the man and said “ I have non-epileptic seizures” then he said “ you have episodes” . This went back and forth twice before he saw I was very serious ! He agreed to disagree."
12/31/19
- Now she discusses that different hertz of music have different effects on her.
  - She can't use her legs or arms unless music is on.
- She has now decided she has synesthesia.

1/4/20
- "Before I got to the nursing home I survived manly off of banana baby food ,Buttered noodles , peas, peach protein shakes , pears and mozzarella cheese.
  I am like a baby still with food retraining myself how to eat and what I like and don’t like. I gag up food and say “ well that’s a no go”. Some foods even cause me to go into seizures. Seriously Oranges and White grape juice are the only two so far. "
1/7/20
- To leave the room she makes the nursing home kit her out with:
  - Ear buds to block sound.
  - Face mask to block smells.
  - Music on & the key to everything.
  - Sunglasses for lights.
  - Gloves to protect me from cold
1/11/20
- She constantly complains about her neighboring room people.
  - One was a screamer this happens in nursing homes.
  - The other had kids and kids make noise.
- She gets a new room, but its too noisy its near the showers.
  - The nurses open her door to quickly and shine light on her.
  - Her medications were an hour or 2 late so she punished them by being extra fakey that day.
- During all this she kept her mother form visiting her sister who was in another hospital with c.diff.
1/16/20
- The reason she puts on an accent is she was told FND causes your accent to change.
- She is also officially told she has to leave because in gentler terms its put that shes wasting a bed.
1/18/20
- She sets up a blink system with her mom because now she fakes that her jaw is locked and she is mute after an episode.
1/21/20
- She's upped the ante since they have told her to left and had FOUR seizures in one night.
1/27/20
- She is going to be in fashion week and is an ambassador for it.
1/30/20
- Now she states she has cognitive and memory issues, but not as many physical symptoms.
  - Can't have physical symptoms since shes doing fashion week.
- When going home she is getting a ton of services.
  - "Six people plus mom will be coming home. I will have physical therapy, occupational therapy, speech therapy, PCA, nurse and a home health aide."
1/31/20
- She admits to pretty much constantly wasting nurse's time at night,
  - "I am having memory issues that is really difficult at night time. When I say difficult I mean really really bad. this is happened a handful of times now where I wake up and I’m very confused and I push my button. They come in and I don’t know why I pushed my button. I will lie and make up an excuse. "
  - "I push the button. I panicked. Then this time I knew I was wrong and I told myself “don’t tell them you need the meds tell them you need ice”. The aid came in and said “your lights on?” For some reason words were pooling out of my mouth I didn’t mean!!!! I literally was thinking one thought and saying something else and I knew it!!! I was panicking and it was bad. I couldn’t control my brain or my mouth. Because I knew I had just taken my meds two hours ago!!! Which means I can’t get meds now..... which means I’m about to have a humiliating conversation....... Tears started to swell up knowing that the nurse was going to come in and tell me I couldn’t have meds. I knew this now! Why didn’t my mouth tell them that! Why didn’t my brain tell my mouth that! ”The nurse comes in and says” Chelsea you just said your meds two hours ago?” "
2/4/20
- She states that they gave her ketamine at one point and it did nothing.
  - "It’s shocking to think about the state I came in as and the state I’m going out. When I got wheeled into the ER I was having nonstop seizures. They were so bad an elephant tranquilizer ( literally) called ketamine was not strong enough to keep me in the gurney. I was not able to pick up my head. I was not able to turn my body. Let alone walk. My speech was maybe at 40% understandable to the general public. I have full body tremors all the time that looks like Parkinson’s. I couldn’t barely eat anything and couldn’t hold a spoon. I had zero muscle control in my arms and legs. "
- She has been making her mother spoonfeed her and use a bed pan.
  - "Most of the time mom just spoonfed me. I was using a bedpan because there is no physical way for me to get out of the bed. I couldn’t lift the head of the bed up more than a couple degrees. "
2/5/20
- She was making them give her bed showers because she refused to get up.
2/7/20
- So now it looks like she gets no PCA. Or anything else:
  - "I got a call last night though .....Oh yes. To inform me my insurances OUT OF NETWORK! So I can’t get my therapy! Which I also believe this agency also included the home health aid that helped with meds and bathing. So no physical Therapy, no speech, no occupational therapy because they have to line it up with a new agency."
2/10/20
- Now shes pissed again that they won't say shes having seizures since EEG says no seizures.
  - Non-Epileptic Seizures are attacks that may look like epileptic seizures but are not epileptic and instead are cause by psychological factors.
2/11/20
- She plays blind and deaf now too and makes her mom play along if she has to do anything.
  - "Visualization is even better because in some places in the house I close my eyes completely because it’s too bright still or too over stimulating. I’ve memorized places and replayed them and how I will move in them safely and blindly . In my room I walk holding my bed like a toddler . Take the walker to the steps. Close my eyes and go up the steps backwards on my butt. I put my hand backwards to find the wall and push back. Follow that to the edge. It leads me to the front room. There I sit on the floor and wait for mom to hand me my outdoor things.... blind.
    I also can’t hear her because I have my noise canceling head phones on. I have my face mask on because the perfumes and scents in the house are too intense right now. A weighted vest and lightweight gloves with wheelchair grips( and touch tips for screens). Also 2 pairs of pants because every time I hit the cold it feels like I am being dropped on a bucket of ice water.
    So she nudges me to get my attention or kicks the bottom of my foot or else I would honestly have no idea anyone is around me. "
- She also forced the nurses to play along as well and doctor to play along as well.
2/12/20
- She decided to at least leave her room finally. The bathroom.
  - "So let’s talk about the bath! I have not taken a real bath since November 15th ish. I crawled my way blindly to the bathroom I have not been in yet. "
  - She has her first bath in 3 months and of course she has to fake seizure to scare her mother and gain sympathy.
    - "After some talking mom says she is going to pour the water over my head and start to shampoo. We were going good and scrubbing the bubbles and then all the stimulations got way to much and BAM! I start involuntary yelling in the bathtub. In my brain I start thinking “ this is new”. I tell mom this is not me and I can feel something but it’s too late: My speech is going and before I knew it I was coming out of a seizure. "
2/13/20
2/16/20
- She's cutting her hair pretty much because she says its falling out in clumps and she has to do the "chronic illness" cut.
  - She of course dyes it even though she is so allergic to everything without any issues.
2/19/20
- PCA finally shows up.
  - "I know mom wants to go back to work. I know things will change. That doesn’t bug me. OK what’s next? I know I will have to start a new routine. That’s sort of irritates me because I know I’ll be more tired but that’s more of a learning curve. OK what’s next? What do I do with this person??? That’s the problem....."
2/21/20
- Suddenly shes losing skills again when her mom is trying to get back to work.
- "My gait has changed a lot and I jerk my knees when I walk. Either snap back because my hamstrings are too weak or they bounce for some reason rhythmically in a spasm because I don’t know. "
- "The other thing that I have digressed in is my speech. I used to stutter but now I have a stammer. I also have motor issues. My jaw is also tight. I can’t get my words out very well anymore. I’m having issues with basic words. Even on FaceTime with my sister I’m getting stuck on words and it just sits there and vibrates on one vowel. "
2/23/20
- She facetimes her nephews to watch her crawl across a room.
  - "Problem is I got distracted and then I FaceTime to my nephews and then everything sort of got out-of-control. so I told mom I was going to crawl to the living room which was a new space for me and I put my headphones on. Then I stopped in the doorway where I have trouble normally and I FaceTime to my nephews. I told them what I was going to do when they got excited so they wanted to watch me go to the living room and sit on the couch . "
2/27/20
- Around this time the farce of being unable to cross midline begins.
- She also got approved for SSI.
2/28/20
3/1/20
- She made a post to warn that though she was able to be unsymptomatic for the photoshoot and everything around it that that coincidence doesn't mean she's faking.
3/6/20
- She has started to call her fake symptoms, Karen. So that she can blame Karen for the behavior and not take responsibility for it.
3/7/20
- The beginning of the neck saga.
  - She states that she sprained her neck around thanks giving and now she can't hold it up on her own.
  - PT had her lift her head up so she had to turn this into a new show where she now has lost her ability to speak because of it.
    - "I tipped my head up a little bit and lost control and my head flopped backwards. It flopped like there was no muscle control behind my head. I got this head rush like the blood was rushing through my blood vessels and vertigo was happening. I managed to pull my head forward and then I looked up ar my mom and the words couldn’t come out my mouth. I LOST MY SPEECH! "
3/8/20
- Now she has decided she was the victim of medical abuse.
  - "Thanksgiving was terrifying for me! I was trapped inside my body while an EMT beat on me. I knew she was doing this to try to get me to go “ouch oh OK I’m faking” ! The thing was is I was calling because I was in pain but for some reason she was there to be my judge and jury. It took me almost a full day to call 911! "
  - "Mom and I have decided that we’re getting a disability lawyer for me just in case! That’s just sad! "
3/9/20
- She has now self diagnosed with Raynaud's syndrome and Agnesis of the Corpus Colossum.
  - She is also receiving two new injections which is highly unlikely to be true.
    - Cerebrolysin - This also is in clinical trials and has shown a slight positive effect on vascular dementia.
    - Thymosin beta 4 - This seems to still be in clinical trials so doubt she got this.
- She also is shocked that she has lost the ability to keep her driver's license.
3/10/20
- Now shes stating she has contractions from dystonia.
  - "Currently my left hand is a claw. It’s like a pincher my thumb and pointer is the only functioning part of my left hand."
- She made her mother carry her while she pretended to be a stiff board to the commode and help her use the bathroom.
  - "So after the seizure I needed to use my commode. I tried to stand and I couldn’t move. Nobody forgot how to walk. My legs were like frozen muscles. Mom had to physically move me and push me down onto the commode seat because my body was too stiff. Something was about to happen I could feel it in my brain . "
3/11/20
- Now shes tasting the containers food came in instead of the food itself.
- She has now decided her jaw is locked and she refuses to use her hands to do anything. This show is being put on in front of her young nephew.
  - "I can’t feed myself because my hands don’t work now. So I’m back to eating with my hands like finger foods. Both hands only have the thumb and pointer that move. "
3/12/20
- She is worried coronavirus will stop her services. She fully admits shes being selfish.
3/13/20
- Guess she wasn't so worried she fired her PCA. She accused her a laundry list of things.
  - Eating in her bed.
  - Leaving food bags around.
  - Leaving hot/wet things on wooden furniture.
  - Trying on her clothes and stretching them out.
  - Hinting at wanting to borrow her clothes.
  - Hinting that she wanted Chelsea to do her make up.
  - Hinting at wanting to steal her jewelry.
  - Asking if she could have one of Chelsea's Mike's Hard Lemonade.
  - Not cleaning the commode.
  - Not Filling the water bottle every day.
  - Not Making the bed.
  - Not making sure Chelsea did her morning routine.
  - Not Changing her clothes.
  - Not following the list they made of things she was to do.
  - Not taking her dog out long enough.
  - Not knowing how to cook with an oven.
  - Chipped three of their crystal glasses.
  - Sat on her phone ALOT.
  - And worst of all:
    - She slept!
3/15/20
- She got a new PCA.
3/16/20
- A post that she celebrated walking up steps.
  - She can only do steps if she does a magic dance of static electricity with her socks on the stairs.
3/17/20
- When given option of teleheath or no services she chose no services.
3/18/20
- Neurologist meets her and immediately knows shes a faker. This person ACTUALLY knows what FND is and how to treat it. This is not what Chelsea wants she wants to be the special snowflake.
  - "Then things start to tilt sideways. She asked me if I’ve seen psychology. I explain backwards and forwards that we have. Explain that functional neurological disorder can have psychological components but for me that doesn’t affect me currently. I have not had depression or anxiety. She asks about SSRIs and gabapentin. She asks what the psychologist offered and I said CBT...... she’s just stuck on this! She’s not getting it...... we explain that we’re on a waiting list but with the coronavirus things may change. "
  - She would not open her eyes for neuro testing.
    - " She was pretty brash about the whole situation with me “not wanting” to open my eyes."
3/22/20
- She has decided the FND has made her a genius.
3/23/20
- They fired new PCA because she GASP had to go out and get something in town.
3/25/20
- With lockdown she started really racking up diagnoses.
  - "I need a allergist, I need an immunologist, endocrine, i’ve been told I need an oncologist(I guess this is more then just cancer?) , geneticist.... yeah I think that’s about it. I’m looking at mast cell activation syndrome, POTS , Myasthenia Gravis (MG) , MOLD , ME/CFS, Dysautonomic and Sjogren’s. "
3/26/20
- She has lost all track of time without her PCA coming in.
3/27/20
- Must be bored she now has Myalgic encephalomyelitis/chronic fatigue syndrome.
4/3/20
- If you truly had an issue wouldn't you do telehealth instead of nothing? The doctor pretty much agreed and pulled her services completely.
  - "I’ve had my PT, OT and speech on hold. Then I found out you can’t do holds anymore. You either have to discontinue or do phone calls. I chose to discontinue PT, OT and keep speech over the phone. "
4/6/20
- Now since shes not getting any attention shes upping her symptoms.
  - She can't walk unaided.
  - She can't eat unaided.
  - She has brain fogs.
4/9/20
- Because of how often she "had" seizures she was reported to the DMV and had her license revoked since she hadn't on her own.
4/11/20
- She states shes off opiates, but when she gives pain med info at times they are opiates.
4/12/20
- She pretends to have a full blown no breathing seizure when her mom talks her into going outside.
- She states she knows what this is before even saying she had symptoms it is of course the stiff person syndrome she loves.
  - "Somethings happening and I’m putting the pieces together and we have an idea of what it is. It’s super rare yet again but I don’t want to post the name of it yet. I need to do some more digging and get some confirmation. "
4/15/20
- Oh she is really doubling down on the SPS stuff now.
  - Her mother has to shadow her every move now to catch her if she decides to fall.
4/16/20
- She's now faking multiple types of attacks at the same time so her mother can NEVER be away from her.
4/17/20
4/24/20
- Chelsea posted her mom's routine for every day with her.
  - 9:00am
    - "She wakes me up. Bring me breakfast to my room downstairs. Gives me my meds. Organize my bed. Set of the hospital tree in my room. Takes the dog out. "
  - 10:30am
    - "Depending on the day we either move out to the living room or we can take a a bath. The process of taking a bath is very long. She helped me pick out my clothes. She has to bring everything upstairs. She didn’t have to remind me multiple times to get upstairs. She runs the bathwater. She has to turn off the lights in the bathroom and set it up so it’s safe for me. Helps me undress and gets me into the bath. Then help bath me . "
    - "If we were moving to the living room she take things off the bed and transfer it to the couch. She also has to take meds and tools with the help me Succeed through the day. More carrying things around. "
  - 12:00pm
    - "It’s lunchtime but yet again I have no idea what I want to eat. I struggle with food conversations. I usually sit with a blank stare and scratch my head. Mom usually just leaves goes to the kitchen and shows up with some food that I’m normally happy with. She has to help me with the table and adjust my pillows to get me to prop my body up right better. I am never comfortable. Blankets and pillows everywhere."
  - 2:00pm
    - "Its time for meds again. I can’t seem to get my own meds. My brain doesn’t like the container. My brain doesn’t like the days of the week. It’s a big cognitive struggle to deal with so even if the med box is there in front of me she has to pour them into the cup."
  - 6:00pm
    - "If you give a mouse a cookie.... wait I think that’s a different story? Well not really but it is dinner time. I don’t really get too hungry at this time because it’s “early dinner” time for some people. It’s more of an assortment of things that mom like to bring down. Did I mention the kitchen is upstairs so every time I want food or sometimes to drink she is going upstairs? Well yeah she’s doing that for me."
  - 9:00pm
    - "This is the time mom helps me get back into the bed. Get all my blankets back on the bed because I don’t use a comforter. It’s easier that way. With how much my body moves involuntarily it’s just easier to have all separate blankets instead of being trapped inside one big one. She fills my water bottle. She gives me my meds. She props my pillows. She gives me my clicker. She gets the table next to me. "
4/25/20
- She gave more medication names today:
  - Medical Marijuana - She states its Low THC High CBD
  - Belbuca - Treats pain as well as addiction to narcotic pain relievers.
  - Hydroxyzine - Used for anxiety or as an anti-histamine.
  - Cyclobenzaprine - Muscle Relaxant
  - Topiramate - Used to prevent seizures or migraine headaches.
4/30/20
- The first time she pretends to have a heart attack and aneurysm.
  - "This morning now I have this headache and weird sensation on the side of my head. I feel like there’s something swelling inside my head. There’s this pressure near my temple. The pain is going down into my teeth. I’m scared. What if there’s something seriously wrong. "
5/5/20
- Doctor telehealth appointment:
  - He has upped her Medical Marijuana.
  - She has now decided she has Mast Cell Activation Syndrome and Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.
5/7/20
- She is really wanting to be back in the hospitals loving arms again.
  - She had one of her new SPS plus Seizure attacks and fell down on her arm.
    - "I lay on the floor and exhaustion I wake up and mom has laid blankets on me and pillow. I roll over and stare at the ceiling. After I rolled over started to feel this pain in my arm. I touched my arm and it was excruciating pain. It’s really painful to move my fingers. There’s a little lump in the middle of the arm. Now my arm is starting to throb. My thumb really hurts to move. I think I broke my arm!!!! "
  - She heads to the ER to waste the time of the nurses during Covid.
    - "OK well I officially have fractured my arm that goes down to the bone marrow. I also have a bone bruise. I have to go back into weeks to get another x-ray done to make sure it doesn’t grow. "
    - She says the doctor told her she could choose what type of cast she wanted.
      - She choose a splint that comes on and off when she pleases.
5/8/20
- She wonders if she should take the time to take the brace off during one of her attacks.
- She also now can't user her walker so her mom now has to help her walk.
5/9/20
- She had another attack, but guess what it ignored her fractured arm! Also, if her mom shoves a joint in her mouth it stops.
5/12/20
- She got into a focus group with Target she says for accessible clothing.
5/14/20
- So it seems she gained most of her diagnoses in a phone call with no medical reports at all during Covid when doctors were overwhelmed.
  - EDS, CCI, Dysautonomia, MSAS & POTS
  - Oh, but its not actual diagnoses its things the doctor wants to rule out.
5/17/20
- She has now decided she has every symptom of EDS and will exhibit them during her episodes.
5/19/20
- She wants the FND diagnosis removed.
5/21/20
- She got offended by the preliminary questions to get her MRI to rule out CCI.
  - "This phone call went a little weird. The place where I’m supposed to get this specialty MRI next week told us we were out of network. I’ve been to this place before but I am getting an upright MRI for my possible cranial cervical instability. So the lady started asking me some sort of weird questions. Let me rephrase that she started asking me some things that were feeling quite offensive and I became defensive.
    Honestly I started to shut down I started to get pissed. I felt like she was taking it away. I felt like she was devaluing me. I knew she was just asking for the insurance and I knew it wasn’t her asking me. Because she said the insurance wasn’t covering this but she needed to get it approved for me she had to ask these questions. so she was just the messenger."
  - Here are the questions:
    - Have you tried over-the-counter medications like Advil or Tylenol?
    - Have you tried other medications?
    - Have you tried Physical Therapy?
    - Have you already had an x-ray?
  - She then complains she had to wait to get blood drawn during lockdown because it was taking too long.
5/26/20
- She was denied the MRI due to her shenanigans with PT.
  - "So I just got told that I can’t get my MRI tomorrow.... because I don’t have proof of Physical Therapy! ARE YOU FOR REAL!?!?!?!Before last time they called it was out of network! Do you remember those list of questions from the other post? Why the hell do I HAVE TO validate a reason to get diagnostic testing!? Oh I didn’t take enough over-the-counter medication? SORRRRYYYY!!! oh I’m sorry Covid stopped my physical therapy because they don’t have a video option..... SOOORRRRYYY !!!! I should not have to validate anything to Insurance when my doctor ordered this! "
    - They did have a video option she refused it.
- She went on a full ass crazy rant which brings up her mother and doctor discussing putting her in psych ward.
  - "I Have been begging to get this done since November ! Since all the 800+ seizures and my neck “sprain”. It took till I was almost leaving the hospital at north memorial till someone finally heard me say “ I CANNOT PICK UP MY HEAD!”
    They never noticed the lifeless body just laying there. They never once noticed me never picking up my legs. They never once noticed me never picking up my body or going to the bathroom. They never question why I went to the bathroom in a bed pan. They never question why I was staying in bed. UNTIL I SAID THAT LOUD ENOUGH THAT SOMEONE FINALLY HEARD IT!
    Yet again let me repeat this all started with a trip to the hospital because my neck hurt!!! But ..... Little Miss EMT decided to treat me like crap and tell me I’m faking and probs put that in the paper work. I called 911 that night because I was in pain due to my neck but all they saw was seizures. I need to be validated and what I got was abuse.
    When I got to the nursing home and I was completely flat still they thought I was there for back issues! Wrong again! all of this information being put in wrong is making it very difficult for me to get things. It’s also effecting EVERYTHING ELSE i need to get too.
    Ended up in the hospital again due to crap in that nursing home. I reached out to one of the physical therapist asking for help with my neck. She wrapped her hands around my head and pushed it to my chest and said “it’s fine”. That was so painful!!!! Excruciating pain shut down to my feet and I couldn’t open my eyes. This was the same woman who walked in the room and talk to me like I was mentally slow. This was the same woman who tried to get me to walk out in the hallway without glasses and I nearly fell over. This woman did not validate anything because she thought it was all in my head. This is the treatment I got in that hospital. This is probably due to some notes left in my chart. Not being validated for physical reasons!
    Then I tried to get into another nursing home which took about a week! Due to discrimination and other crap it felt impossible! Somebody from a crappy nursing home came in and wanted to meet me. “ you don’t look as bad as your chart says”. What the actual hell does that mean!? Should I feel better.... should I feel validated that!? I know my chart looks pretty bad but that comment did not help! It made me feel like I had no help in getting out of that place! I knew my chart look like crap but that comment didn’t help. What elderly person lays in a hospital and gets interviewed by the nursing homes that they’re trying to get into? ......... I haven’t heard of this? HAVE YOU?
    To one Doctor Who came in the nursing home for 30 mins and said it was all psychosomatic. That was not validating! That is something that will stay in my chart and make it very difficult for me to access care! you telling me it’s in my head....YOU DONT KNOW ME! You don’t know my history! Try validating somebody before you tear them down. You left the scarlet letter in my chart!
    I am trying to validate myself so much because I have not been validated my whole life. you may think I’m exaggerating but I thought all of this was normal. I thought the pain I was feeling....I thought you felt it too.It was normalized. Don’t tell somebody it’s in their head or they’re exaggerating. I AM SO ANGRY!!!!! I JUST WANT TO BREAK EVERYTHING IN MY SIGHT! I have done NOTHING to deserve this and trust me I KNOW THAT but you start to question WHY the world has to be so CRUEL back to you! WHY BE MEAN TO ME!? WHY TREAT ME LIKE IM CRAZY!?
    The day that’s burned in my memory is the day my mom and primary doctor sat in a room and discussed locking me up in a mental unit because at least I would get physical therapy on rounds there....... WHAT IF I STOPPED THERE!? WHAT IF I DIDNT KEEP FIGHTING!? ITS REAL AND I FINALLY HAVE PROOF BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE THIS HURT LESS."
5/27/20
6/3/20
- Her body now won't regulate temperature. BUT shes finally getting her MRI so shes stoked.
- She talks about how shes receiving all the labs before the doctor on her phone.
- Now she wants a feeding tube.
6/8/20
- She is allergic to bathes now.
6/10/20
6/15/20
- She states MCAS and CCI confirmed.
- She also now thinks she has gastroparesis.
6/16/20
- She also states she has:
  - Depersonalization-Derealization Disorder
  - Raynaud’s
  - Dysarthria
  - ADHD
6/17/20
- Her mother is none to happy that she won't bathe now.
6/18/20
- She is getting a Glucagen Pen because she says she can't have an EpiPen.
- She's very excited about getting a neck brace possibly.
6/20/20
- She is taking pics of her medications now.
  - Cromolyn Sodium Oral Solution
- She also has a fanny pack for her emergency shot with other essentials such as her essential oils.
6/24/20
- Now she says she has a CSF (cervical spinal fluid) leak.
6/25/20 Part 1
- She posted the script she uses to get immediately seen in the hospital.
  - "On the way to the ER, I page the person covering service for my immunologist and GI mast cell specialist. At least one of these doctors will call ahead to the ER to tell them I have systemic mast cell disease and must be treated immediately. They will give orders for immediate IV medications to stop anaphylaxis. I also have a signed letter from my doctor listing emergency treatment protocols, in the event that I can’t get in touch with one of my doctors.
    When I arrive, I say the following: “Hi, my name is ( ) and I have systemic mast cell disease. I am in anaphylaxis and need IV meds immediately to prevent going into shock. Dr. (whoever) called about me.” The receptionist may or may not tell me to fill out a form and take a seat. I may or may not have to argue with them. My mother may or may not have to argue with them. Most of the time, I am not looking great by this time, so either way, I am in a bed in the ER pretty quickly.
    A nurse comes and puts in my IV. With my terrible IV access, this often takes upwards of twenty minutes. Remember – EVERY time you break the skin of a mast cell patient, you risk anaphylaxis. If I am anaphylaxing, this makes me worse. Getting an IV is dicey for me.
    During this time, I speak to three or four other people. They might be nurses, physician’s assistants, interns or residents. An attending physician usually comes over. I tell every single person that I need specific IV meds immediately to prevent shock. I then have to explain this, telling each of them the exact same long, complicated story. They generally react badly, like I am telling them how to do their job. Most of these people have never seen anyone with my disease. Statistically, they may never see anyone with my disease again. I do not have time to wait for them to figure out the exact remedy for someone like me. People like me are directed by our physicians to be forceful and repetitive when presenting to an ER to avoid situations where we wait hours for meds."
- She now says she has bowel obstructions regularly.
  - "Last summer, the ER wanted to order a CT scan to make sure my bowel obstruction wasn’t turning into something worse. They wanted me to get a pregnancy test and wait for the result before getting the test. I refused because I had been in my OBGYN’s office twice that week and knew that I could not be pregnant. I didn’t want to wait hours longer for a test that I was already going to wait hours for. The physician’s assistant turned to the resident and told him that “she just wants dilaudid, she could care less if there’s a baby in there.” Unbeknowst to me, they called my PCP to let him know that I was “drug seeking.” This sort of things happens pretty much every time I go the ER. It is not unusual for people with mast cell disease."
- She also admits her records show her as someone who chases opiates.
  - "Telling anyone in an ER that you can take hydromorphone but not hydrocodone or oxycodone is guaranteed to get you an eyeroll and an assessment as a junkie. The fact that this can be easily verified through my medical records (or google) does not help my cause. So I just have to accept the fact that I have been branded as a drug addict. From that point on, I am treated as a junkie for the duration of my stay. People go from being curious and helpful to full of disdain pretty much immediately."
6/25/20 Part 2
- After all that shes going to go waste the ER's time.
  - She wanted pain medications. They did MRI found nothing wrong and sent her home.
6/28/20
- Princess now demands to be spoon fed like a baby due to her fake dystonia.
6/30/20
- She has convinced her doctor she needs a hard collar 24/7.
7/4/20
7/20/20
- She decides to start crowdfunding for just herself no real reason because its so hard.
7/22/20
- ER time again.
  - Time to fake another heart attack for her mom.
  - Seems she is known at the hospital now as a faker.
    - "This is the same hospital that told me that my seizures were psychological ( which they are not.... they’re allergic reactions). This is the same hospital that dismissed me and sent me out the door while I was having a grand mal seizure and I didn’t know what year it was when they made me sigh my discharge papers. "
    - "I understand we are in hard Times right now with Covid but that doesn’t mean that we get less treatment. That doesn’t mean that things get overlooked. "She now states she takes atenlol which is
- She now states she takes atenolol which is a beta blocker.
8/1/22
- - She reused old photos for this and no one called her on it.
- She is now stating she has stiff attacks constantly and she once again makes sure if her mom's grandsons come over that SHE is the one getting attention by suddenly having the worst attacks ever.
  - Her 10 year old nephew touched her leg so she pretended that HE CAUSED the attack and made sure he knew that. She then made him tape it for her.
- She really likes to make her mother have to carry her to the commode and force her body into it.
8/6/20
- She states the lab lied to her and didn't do the SPS test they promised.
  - "SO the lady who drew my blood never did the lab. SHE LIED. The lady I talked to at the lab saying 2 days ago saying “it was done “ . SHE LIED. WHY?! Just saying It’s not there. Just draw again. Stick me again! "
8/11/20
- Chelton John Phase
- Negative for SPS, but its okay she says that always happens and she knows she has it.
8/12/20
- She freaked her mother out during by holding her breath during a sps attack.
8/15/20
- Her iron is a little low she has 3 options.
  - Eat more iron
    - She says MCAS won't allow it.
  - Take Iron Supplements.
    - She won't because it might make her constipated.
  - Ferriton Infusion
    - Oh she wants this SO BAD.
8/23/20
- She really likes faking these SPS things. But she won't call 911 cause they will call psych on her again.
  - "I was so scared that I was going to have to call 911 if this didn’t stop. The problem is is we have no thing that says we are in the testing or in the process of stiff person. So if we were to go to a 911 situation I would most likely end up in a psych ward. Or a general psych eval..... I just can’t handle that again."
- She made her mom drag her to her mom's room.
  - "It took a solid maybe 45 minutes of me writhing on the floor. I was scream crying it was so painful. But eventually the pain calm down and everything just drooped away. Then the problem was is I was floppy as a noodle. I couldn’t pick up my arms I couldn’t pick up my legs I was stuck on the floor. The other problem is is I was not on my floor I was on mom‘s floor. I couldn’t go back down the steps into my room. So I asked mom to drag me. "
8/27/20
- She states she got FND removed from her charts.
8/31/20
- SPS Fun
  - She had her mom drag her by her feet again with her 10 year old nephew holding a pillow under her head.
  - She then had her 10 year old nephew and mother help bathe her and almost fake seizure crushed her nephew under her.
9/2/20
- SPS once again ruled out via blood work.
- She is being sent a 14 day heart monitor to wear.
- When told she requires a negative Covid test to go to the tilt test she doesn't want to do it.
9/4/20
- Virtual PT has deemed it unsafe to work with her via telehealth due to her behaviors.
9/13/20
- She has to stop all medications for an EMG.
  - For some reason shes had no symptoms at all without medications.
9/15/20
- Her iron issues are due to heavy periods. She will get ferriten infusion.
9/16/20
- EMG negative, but its all doctor's fault he just is ignorant.
- Looks like the FND is still in her records:
  - "He barely listened and he eventually walked out. He tried to through that horrible label at me that had been removed “well it’s in your chart” "
9/22/20
- Tried to walk...Nope not doing it. Made mother carry her to bed again.
9/27/20
- Now her mom has to make her more and more specialized meals as she becomes "allergic" to one food after another.
- She is cheerfully planning how to get more attention during her iron infusion:
  - "So normally this infusion should take 15 minutes and it will take about 3 to 4 hours for me. This infusion is a big risk and I’ve explained this a couple times but because of my MCAS it is going to be a very big risk. But we have to take this risk because yet again my ferritin and iron is at the bottom of the bucket and maybe causing a lot of issues. My levels are very very low. But I NEED THIS!
    They have already called ahead and talked to the charge nurse there. They have a plan! I will be wearing my MCAS shirt! Mom can’t come in with me but I want in her the lobby in case something happens . They will give me pre meds. Something like Tylenol and Benadryl. This will hopefully prevent a big reaction but it will not stop anaphylaxis. "
10/1/20
- She brought her own quilt for a 15 minute (she wants it to be 3/4 hours) infusion. It was obvious she planned to get to stay as long as possible and perform a show, but then changed her mind.
- She now has access to lorazapem (used for seizures and off label for anxiety) since she states she took one.
- She is planning to get IVIG.
10/3/20
- But if she starts IVIG she might get better:
  - "I worry that if I start IV I G that if I were to do that it would get a little bit better and I would have a meeting and a doctor and he would see me and be like well you look fine to me and I would get dismissed. I want to go into a doctor while my symptoms are flaring up. And I don’t want a doctor to saying “well if you’re getting IV I G why are you coming to me”. Sort of like the same thing the last doctor said “why are you coming to me if you have a connection to Mayo?”"
- She has been wearing the heart monitor beyond the 14 days she was supposed to and is pissed that they aren't still monitoring her.
  - "I’ve been having PVCs , arrhythmias and tachycardia like nonstop . It’s very uncomfortable and it’s very frustrating and it’s sort of scary. So I first called hematologist to ask if this is something normal. I left that message. That went right to high priority. Then I called my cardiologist and let them know what was going on and then I got the weirdest response and things went cockeyed!!!!!!
    I find out that the heart monitor I’m currently wearing is not functioning.... The one that is live reading and sending to my doctor well it’s supposed to be
    I’ve been on a heart monitor now for a couple weeks and I said “hey can you read my heart monitor right now to let me know what’s going on “and they said that my heart monitor is no longer in service. I told them I was having issues and I think it might be due to my iron infusion..... and yet again they said yeah your service is done. I made it very clear that I was supposed to have it for a month. They said I think there’s been some confusion your doctors going to call you at 5o’clock "
- She's getting another new wheelchair fitting.
10/8/20
- Mayo is done with her.
  - "What I got was a really invalidating letter. It made me realize that they are not up to date In stiff person. I am not actually talking to the person who is in charge of the department . I have a gate keeper currently stopping me from getting there. This gatekeeper which is the original Doctor Who misdiagnosed me is saying things that are wrong. Like saying “because you have a negative gad it goes against the diagnosis of stiff person. “
- Cleveland Clinic says she was never referred so she demands again her doctor refer her there immediately..
10/10/20
- She dragged her mom and nephew to one of her appointments knowing her 10 year old nephew would not be allowed in the room. She wanted her mom to leave him on his own in the waiting room to come with her to the endoscopy and the office staff of course said no you are not leaving a minor in here for us to watch. They staff also was under covid guidelines to not let any of them back but her.
- The first place refuses to do the procedure due to how high risk she is faking to be so they find a hospital near by willing to do it.
- The new place won't allow minors so they sneak the nephew in.
- They find no reason for her suddenly new choking issues, they do find a possible small hiatal hernia.
10/13/20
- Since shes been faking not being able to use the manual wheelchair she is getting an electric one.
- She also faked a reaction during the 2nd iron infusion because now shes supposedly allergic to it too.
  - Her stats were fine according to nurses but she swears her entire throat swelled closed.
- She got a fish.
10/16/20
10/18/20
- She is now faking anaphylactic shock constantly, but of course it goes away when it requires the shot. Oh and it also means an SPS attack because reasons.
  - She made her mom think she gave her something she was allergic to to guilt trip her.
10/21/20
- She got her teledoc to believe she had two anaphylactic reactions so now hes sending in heavy duty steroid prescription.
- She is upping her food allergies and requirements her mother has to follow:
  - "Now because of all my flareups.... food has become a huge issue again well it always has been but now it’s even worse. I’m down to baby foods. A couple vegetables in a couple fruits. I can’t eat anything that’s from outside. It Hass to be freshly prepared. And my portions are about the size of a babies food prep. I’m not eating that much because I get too sick afterwards. Things are starting to tumble into each other and it’s not looking good. "
- And electric wheelchair has arrived, but its just a trial.
  - She says when she sits in it all the symptoms go away. No more photosensitivy, no more issues with speech etc.
  - Her mom totally has to buy her this cause insurance won't pay.
10/27/20
- She has been informed to go to an allergist to find out what are real allergies.
  - She says the results will just show shes not allergic to anything because MCAS.
- Doctor tried to put her on drugs that are off-label anti depressants so she refused them saying they cause seizures:
  - "Then he did recommend two medications that I was recommended against a long time ago because they have high seizure warnings. I don’t understand why he recommended them because they were anti-depression medications. "
10/28/20
- She faked a grand mal seizure for her mom to deal with because the wheelchair was being taken back.
10/31/20
- She says she got diagnosed with Dysautomnia due to TILT Test.
- She was screwing around faking an attack and the doctor called her on it telling her to deep breath instead of playing into her sps show.
  - Every time they try to do the test she fakes an attack so they have to stop.
- Supposedly doctor told her we got to test you for stiff heart syndrome.
11/7/20
- More diagnoses yea!
  - Osteoarthritis
- She during a test this time had an sps attack and sprawled herself onto their exam floor refusing to move until mommy came to pick her up.
- She says the Tilt Table test has caused non stop sps attacks.
11/10/20
- Now she is refusing to leave bed again and is making her mother bring her a bedpan for her business.
- She now wants a hospital bed instead of a real bed in her home.
11/19/20
- PT stops services again pretty much telling her if you won't move or participate we are not wasting our time.
  - It also seems she may have no actual paperwork to prove her many diagnosis to give them.
- She didn't like this movement doctor, but that's okay she secretly had made an appointment with another one for next month.
11/25/20
- She was told she may have been exposed to covid so immediately she has all the symptoms for it.
11/30/20
- Symptoms immediately stop when she finds out she was negative.
12/8/20
- The only real diagnosis besides the FND is her gynecological issues.
  - She is told they can be treated with hormones, but shes allergic to hormones.
    - This was the most stupid thing I think I heard her say.
  - When giving the option of cauterization/tube tying or hysterectomy she of course wants the hysterectomy.
12/11/20
- Her pain is getting so bad now and no one will give her better medications.
  - She says only doc that can help her is on the east coast.
12/25/20
- She ruins Christmas eve/day for her mother, sister and nephews (11 and 3 years old) because only she can have attention.
- At dinner she faked a severe anaphylactic reaction to the food.
- She then layed in her room the next day refusing to see the children and making her mom choose between her and her other daughter/grand kids.
12/28/20
- New diagnosis of degenerative disc disease.
  - She needs a full person MRI now.
12/30/20
- She decided to look over her tests and diagnose herself:
  - Spurring from c4-7 which is from degeneration
  - Something in lung.
  - T2 hyperintense signal opposing
  - Disc bulging at L2-5
  - Bilateral facet hypertrophy
  - Thickening of ligamentum flavum
  - Bilateral facet arthrosis

GenociderSyo · Nov 26, 2022

Deep Dive into her Caring Bridge Part 2

1/7/21
- Seizures now are a part of her faking show.
1/13/21
- Wheelchair being paid for by insurance and plans to make county pay for ramp.
1/15/21
- She says her issues with her period are polyp related and needs a hysterectomy.
  - This is a normal reaction polyps can become cancerous.
1/27/21
- She made them hoyer lift her to get her weight for her hysterscopy appointment.
- She has now decided she is having stiff attacks in her uterus.
2/6/21
- She is now pretending to have fatigue attacks as well.
- She makes her mother deal with her period hygeine...
2/16/21
- She is having SPS attacks in her wheelchair now.
  - She states she has had 9 in 5.5 hours.
- She is seeking pain meds again:
  - "Basically I’m a pain level so high that I am passing out..... so don’t ask me out a pain level of 1 to 10 because I will tell you 1 million and that’s gonna piss off some doctors. Because they want to know between one and 10 and that number scale just does not please me right now. Because 10 does not fit the amount of pain I am in right now. Because I feel every bone in my body out of place and it flipping hurts ! "
2/17/21
- She is back to refusing to leave bed again.
  - "Currently I am just stuck in bed. Can’t set up. Can’t move. Can’t roll over. Literally every movement causes me to have a stiff attack. Supposedly I’ve been laying here in silence staring at the ceiling. Yesterday was an extremely confusing day. It was also extremely painful. But it was a hard realization that we needed to really check in with those doctors. "
2/23/21
- Her mother had to be punished for wanting to do something for herself as small as going to the carwash.
  - She faked an attack during it and then continued to fake the attack all the way home.
2/25/21
- Still negative for SPS, but shes gonna keep trying.
2/27/21
- She's getting to trail an IV line at home before getting a possible PICC or Port.
3/9/21
- Hospital bed is coming and shes getting a bath lift.
3/11/21
- She is getting a PICC line.
3/17/21
- PICC line is in and she has to pose with it like a good munchie.
- Totally helping the SPS attacks immediately just having it.
3/24/21
- Now the SPS attacks are inside her body itself.
  - "Today though I woke up in something different happened. Today though my coughing attack happened. I sat up in my chest felt different. I got my normal twitch but let me knew I was going to have a stiff attack. But it only attacked my chest and my bronchial area. I just kept coughing. But I was gasping for air. I am having a bronchial spasm in my chest is spasming and my lungs are tightening. I am having a stiff attack in my upper chest area and it is painful and I keep coughing and now I think I’m going to vomit.
    I tell mom I think I’m going to vomit and I pull the commode near me. I think in my head there’s no way this is possible but surely it happens. I am coughing and gasping for air. At this point my arms are flailing around and I am just trying to grab anything to support me that feels real. I am suffocating on dryland.
    Mom finally get some medication into me nasally and then get some liquid medication in my mouth. I managed to hold it in a little bit I got sick again. I am still coughing and having spasms in my throat and chest.
    It finally calms down. Now I have another problem. My voice does not sound like my voice. I’ve had this problem before but normally I sound like Mickey Mouse. Now I sound like that scary commercial at the end of that no smoking commercial. All of the muscles in my throat don’t seem to work. I honestly sound like a frog or like somebody’s pulling on all the cords in my throat. It sounds all frayed. It’s going from soft and scratchy. I can’t control the tone. I can’t control the volume. "
3/29/21
- ER TIME! - This will be the second hospital she squats at long term, but the first that finally calls her on her shit and kicks her ass out..
  - It took 2 hospitals to find one with a bed due to covid which pissed her off completely.
    - "I got to the ER around 5:30 PM. I didn’t get to a a room until around 9:30 PM. I found I was getting admitted around 12:30 AM. Originally they admitted me because they were worried about a bowel obstruction but they are no longer worried about that( for now at least). The ambulance didn’t arrive until 2:30 am. Because the first hospital didn’t have enough beds. I got to the second hospital at around 315 am. I had to wait quite a while to get to see my doctor. I missed my evening meds because of the transfer. And I didn’t get finished getting admitted to this hospital until 7 AM!!!!!"
  - It's found she has a UTI...she wasted peoples time for a UTI.
3/31/21
- She seems to have decided she has ileus and because of this she can't eat.
- She is on a clear liquids diet, but will only drink water or apple juice.
4/5/21
- Feeding tube arc. NJ to be specific.
  - She is refusing to eat now and blaming it on the MCAS.
4/16/21
- Discharged at some point only to immediately call 911 on way home. Due to covid hospitals are still full so she's transferred to another one.
  - "It’s been a bit of a confusing ride. Sometime last week I was leaving the first hospital and on my way home I became violently ill. We tried to wait it out but within an hour we had to call 911. The hospital I came from was full and so I was transferred to a new hospital. This is the hospital I have been at since. This is where we discovered I had norovirus and picked it up At the last hospital."
- She won't take meds through the tube states that it makes her sick if she does.
4/16/21
- NJ Tube being stitched in because she says it comes in and out when she breathes.
4/21/21
- Wasting 3 nurses time by having a SPS attack in the bathroom.
  - "The other night my dry heaving got so bad. I dry heaved myself into a stiff attack. It took three nurses to prop me up right and the hold me there. So they could administer my medication up my nose. "
- She went to her support groups/google to try to diagnose why she is nauseous and is going to demand a doctor come listen to her ideas.
4/25/21
- Doctors are getting tired of her shit and going to her 'well what does your Facebook say"
4/29/21
- Discharged to home with feeds and iv supplies.
5/2/21
- Wouldn't you know feeding machines MAKE noises. She doesn't like this.
5/7/21
5/12/21
- They have increased her allowable PCA hours:
  - "But great news the county just approved us for more hours from 6 1/2 hours to 10 1/2 hours a day!! Which is great relief for my mom! And instead of having her come to 2 Times a week we are going to have her come in 3 times a week. "
- Also mentions being cyberbullied.
5/20/21
- Loses PT/OT again because she is noncompliant.
5/27/21
- She had the trach idea here, but I guess she's too vain to pretend to the point she can get that one.
6/5/21
- She is admitted for the iron infusion because of her antics last time.
  - She ups the ante and pretends enough reactions that she gets iv Benadryl.
- Her mother at one point gives her the iv Benadryl herself without a nurse or doctor and they get reprimanded for this.
  - "So they said next time before you give the Benadryl hold off so we can see what’s going on.... in my mind that would’ve gotten much worse. Because that would’ve been a long wait. With how my breathing was going. "
6/12/21
- Her PCA is on sick leave this upsets her not because her PCA is sick but because her PCA won't be there to give her the attention she desires.
  - "I have the saddest update of all I can’t give much information because obviously it’s not my story to tell and it’s pretty private but I lost my PCA.
    She Has to go on sick leave. It was very fast and quite unexpected and it breaks my heart. So currently we have nobody. But most of all I miss her. Every day I think about her. Every day I pray for her. Literally one moment she was coming in in the next she was not. She became my best friend and my confidant. "
6/24/21
- Changed insurance but didn't notify feed company so no feed and now she refuses to even try to eat.
- She is now also on a tyrosine kinase inhibitor.
6/27/21
7/8/21
- She now has shoulder braces to wear.
- During one of her SPS attacks dog tripped on her NJ tube and pulled it out a bit. So she then pulled it the rest of the way out herself.
  - "I did not realize how long this tube was. I did not realize there was a little bulb at the end that had to get through my nasal passage that was absolutely miserable! So I was getting through the tube and all of a sudden I was like it’s stuck. And mom just kept saying pulling! I honestly thought i had done something wrong. I thought we were going to end up in the hospital and I was going to go there with this tube dangling from my nose. Finally won hard pull. One miserable pull. It was out.
7/21/21
- She has now decided one of her legs does not work.
8/2/21
- She almost broke her electric wheelchair.
  - "In other news I happen to have broke my wheelchair this week. Well sort of. These type of wheelchairs can eat rugs like candy. This time I really eat the rug and it didn’t come out the other side and it got stuck so bad that mom and her sister were sitting there pulling in pulling in pulling trying to get it out and finally we had to give up. Luckily this morning the guy came and removed the tire and got the carpet out of the tire. But my chair sat in the middle of the living room since last week. Luckily I had my old wheelchair. "
9/6/21
- Now she's trying to add in two new diagnoses, tethered cord syndrome & Atlanto-axial instability.
- She's pissed again that she can't get her surgery cause of no beds.
  - "And it’s delayed because all the beds are being taken up by Covid. And I know that’s absolutely horrible but the longer I wait to get this the longer everything else gets put off in the more I keep having to get these iron infusions and it’s taking a toll on my liver."
9/16/21
- She got her wish and got her ICU bed by pretending to have multiple attacks and breathing issues in recovery room.
9/19/21
- Sepsis clickbait.
  - Oh wait its a UTI.
9/23/21
- She's already being called on her shit.
  - " Sadly, Chelsea has not been well attended by several nurses. She’ll be in full blown attacks and several nurses have left her, ignored her concerns, made it clear they don’t believe in her disorder, etc.. "
- She's forced them to call codes on her by faking 5 times already.
9/29/21
- She's been compromising the incision by having multiple SPS attacks in that area.
10/4/21
- They are ready to be rid of her:
  - "So the past couple days have been real bumpy and just down right horrible. Fact of the matter is the hospital doesn’t know what to do with me or how to care for me so they want to just send me home. I told my doctor “ I am no longer safe at home” . They called my mom and let her know the other night “ we are sending your daughter home on a stretcher just keep the door open!” Which of coarse we both were shocked at because it was 830 at night. I was in the middle of a stiff attack when I was told I was being discharged ( which they left me in for an hour and a half)."
- She fakes an SPS attack and need for rapid response due to this.
- Social worker is being sent to attempt to cordially get her out of there.
  - "Social work came in again and she is like what do you need to go home and I told them I need a better place and a safer place then home. I need a transitional care unit or a rehab unit or a nursing home that has rehabilitation because I am not safe going home. I need to get back to base level. And they’re like we might not be able to find that for you. Then they said literally “ you might have to just get an overnight nurse and you’ll have to pay out-of-pocket. “
10/8/21
- And kicked out of hospital with ambulance ride home.
  - "We have hit the end of the road and there are no options and to be frank the treatment I am getting here has become cruel.
    I am being left in attacks for hours sometimes alone. My nurse called rapid because I couldn’t get out if the attack . My jaw was stuck n it made my head feel like it was crushing. They came in and offered a massage, or watch tv….. when I felt like my brain was exploding.
    Finally 2 hours later after crying and heat packing . They finally gave me something and it released. They could have done this from the start but they wanted to try all “home” options first.
    I kept saying if this was happening at home we would have called 911 for help.
    They sent out my info to TCU, Rehabs and nursing homes and all were denied because of my complex medical history. Also because I am not vaxed yet. With my MCAS that’s a big risk I am trying to balance.
    Sadly today I will go home on a stretcher. There’s nothing they can do here and pt has not come but 4 times.
    At one point I was going over to the other campus to neurology and I thought maybe they would adjust medication to try to slow things down in the next minute it was. They were just trying to get me out. The problem was I didn’t realize The plan to move me over Had stopped.
    So the stretcher is almost here and mom gathered all my things and she is going to go get some supplies to better prepare the house. "
10/22/21
- Back in 10/21 when she first came home she got off the fact that her mother was having to care for her like a baby. She suddenly couldn't even eat the stuff she ate in the hospital anymore.
  - "I’m not gonna lie The first couple days were really hard. It’s was sleepless nights for both parties. Because when I have to pee my mom hast to get up. When I am in pain my mom has to get up. It’s basically like taking care of a baby. For the first two nights it was pretty rough and we didn’t get much sleep. The third night was a surprise because what do you know the power went out. Then I was really concerned because My first thought was how long do I have till my feeding tube pump dies. My goodness I don’t need any troubles with that right now or having my tube get clogged from being dry and not being able to get meds UGG! "
11/15/21
- She talked about the GJ Tube as a holiday present almost.
- She is allergic to everything now.
  - Supposedly frozen food will make go all stiff now so mommy must by her fresh food every day.
    - But apple pie is fine.
12/17/21
- Now she has super attacks which involves stiff, mast cell AND seizures for her mom to deal with.
- She now is allergic to anything that is a disinfectant.

1/9/22
- ER wasting time again.
  - She saw on news that the ER was insanely packed and suddenly decided she had to go.
  - Mast Cell Attack So Bad...
    - Now her meds set it off. Needs new pain meds now.
- The ambulance person was mean to her because she flat out told her your face isn't really even swollen.
- Her mom was not given a comfy chair because a patient needed it.
- She pretended to have a heart attack and took over every nurse there needing to respond because they thought she was going to code.
- She now states she has a spinal cord injury due to the hospital because they didnt put her collar back on her when she had a fake heart attack.
  - It only effects her hands so she can't help people with things.
2/8/22
- Reiterates her pain meds are not strong enough and she wants stronger ones.
- It's insane how she has these doctors under her thumb with her theatrics.
- She has no decided that her neck vertebrae are crumbling.
2/20/22
- She got her J-Tube surgery scheduled here.
- She met with her neurosurgeon who sounds like he's caught on to her shit.
- She now has decided she can't even sit up anymore.
- She is trying to get a converted van paid for.
2/28/22
3/15/22 & 3/16/22 & 3/18/22
- Surgery time! Posts are by "Lacey" who seems to make the same typos and grammar as Chelsea.
- Of course the numbing stuff "didn't work" and she needed more pain meds.
- She fakes her attacks so bad she gets to take up a ICU step down bed.
- She hates the J Tube they put it not where she wanted it so its bothering her ribs from the inside.
3/21/22
- "Lacey" is still posting.
- Now removing the Picc Line took out "tissue" and has hurt her arm.
- Also, she refuses to move at all and makes the nurses turn her and clean her.
3/24/22
- "Lacey" is still posting.
- Chelsea says the J-Tube is hurting her against diaphgram.
- She had another fake code attack she made them respond to.
3/28/22
- She is already home.
- She's learnt she can make a mess if she opens her tube when a feed is not running.
4/6/22
- She went to hospital over night again.
- She suddenly had a lot of J Tube issues.
  - Nothing was wrong they stated it was food coming up.
  - Wound care said there might be an infection of the skin.
- In ER they did not have their usual dealer...I mean doctor.
  - She kept attempting to get pain meds and was refused until she faked an attack.
  - Doctor called her on her shit and said you need to take more fluids.
  - She got seen by her cardiologist who pretty much told her to stop wasting peoples time.
    - "The next morning happened to be that my cardiologist was on rounds. I was very excited to hear this. He was not happy to see me. He told me I was aging. And to go home. "
5/2/22
- Can't miss fashion week. All the energy in the world for that. And she can now sit and pose fine. And be active.
  - "Shot Monday through Thursday. Two outfits a day and then three on Thursday. I took about six hours a day. Between make up changing clothing getting in the chair unhooking my tube in line. Finding the spot. Getting the light. Getting the picture. Switching the wig. It was long."
- Doesn't want a pain pump because she won't have control of it.
5/18/22
- Now supposedly she's allergic to most of her medication.
  - She says this is because there was a thunderstorm.
- She says things are so bad maybe she should get palliative care.
5/30/22
- She had an appointment with a neurosurgeon on east coast but she's decided it be too much work to go.
6/25/22
- DNR talk, but won't say her decision.
7/9/22
- Hospital time again. "Lacey" is typing.
- She now has E. Coli and Enterococcus.
- She's already had her pretend code time.
7/12/22
- Now she has sepsis.
- She is having stiff attacks every 2 hours.
- She had another pretended attention heart attack.
- She has now self diagnosed "gravity-dependent atelectasis."
7/19/22
- Chelsea slipped and fell on her silk pajamas during a stiff attack.
  - Her stiff attack caused her to fall nice and slow so she got no head injury.
  - They had to Hoyer lift her back into bed.
- Now she has a 3rd blood infection as well Micrococcus.
7/21/22
- One of the blood infections that cleared miraculously returned.
  - They have now removed her picc lines because that and J-Tube are only place that could be allowing bacteria in.
7/28/22
- She swapped docs for some reason.
- Now she's in critical care.
8/2/22
- She got a rounds doc to agree with her stiff person self diagnosis and give her IVIG.
- She doesn't know if she wants to live anymore.
8/7/22
- She says the IVIG sucked and made her sick but completely stopped all attacks while it was being infused.
8/17/22
- This happened:
  - Doctor : “OH NO YOUR SUPER POSITIVE CHECK YOUR MYCHART!”
- Palliative care denied her; told her if you're so bad, go to hospice.
8/27/22
- Now 2 months taking over a critical care bed.
- She's celebrating having a doctor agree she has SPS.
9/9/22
- She laments that she can't get the pain meds in hospital at home.
9/22/22
- She says IVIG works only for a little bit and she got a 2nd round.
- Now she wants at-home oxygen.
- Looks like docs are starting to catch on again:
  - "My nights have bit really bad here because people haven’t been listening to either me or the notes left in the computer by the doc. For example the other night I was telling them I’m stuck and I can’t get out of the stiff attack and refused everything and I mixed in extreme pain and the doc comes bed side saying sorry I can’t help u… I waited another four hours for the next round of my meds. It was so painful my muscles were shivering and I felt my back was just going to bend in half. "
- They were placeboing her and she didn't realize at first. They were giving her non-pain meds and she was responding as if she got her pain meds.
9/23/22
- One of her tiktok friend munchies came to visit.
9/28/22
10/2/22
- She got a new toy incoming now a Hickman. Not sure if this is her.
- She also says she was exposed to Covid.
10/6/22
- She hates it suture is hit by her collar and she just wants her IVIG.
10/8/22
- All her joints dislocate during attacks and it hurts.
- Her pain doctor has ditched her it seems.
10/15/22
- Still wasting a critical care bed.
- She has now decided she has swallowing issues.
- She broke her collar:
  - "I’ve literally broken my cervical collar because of all the pressure and Stiff attack‘s the wire literally came out and it’s poking me in my head so I have to get a replacement in here and once I get out I can get my other one replaced because the one I have is a little bit longer than the usual cervical collar. "
- One doctor flat out refused to work with her as a patient. She states its because he was horrified by how bad shape she was in.
- She states she's on a new experimental drug.
- Once again her pain doctor is refusing to answer. He probably has realized she's chasing pain meds.
- PT refused to work with her once they realized she could be mobile on her own.
10/25/22 Part 1
- Just one vague post:
  - "Hey everybody I just want to let you know that I have a post coming but I am reaching out to people first before I post some information and I will fill you all in soon I just need to talk to some people first. I feel it’s only fair to do it this way. I have one call to make and then I will fill you in on what’s happening on this tough decision. "
10/25/22 Part 2
- She is once again complaining about lack of pain meds:
  - "They are trying to send me home on just to medication‘s and no rescue with less pain medication and less medication for my breakthroughs of my mast cell activation syndrome which are triggered also by my stiff attacks. "
- She states she wants IV pain meds, but not one will give her them.
- This is all while her sister is in ICU because she had a carotid aortic dissection.
10/29/22
- Hospital is done with her shit and is stopping all IV meds and kicking her out in a few days.
  - They told her if she needs rescue med she can have a suppository of it.
10/31/22
- She's complaining they ruined Halloween for her.
- Looks like they put her on watch to see if she's faking.
- And she's been flat out kicked out of the hospital:
  - "his guy just comes in and says you’re cut off and you’re leaving on Monday. I have called advocacy who says you really need to talk to your team and I said how is this advocating you’re not advocating for me you’re not helping me at all how can you advocate for me what are you doing those things are ready I’m talking to my team I need you to help me. I called the national line I called the Minnesota health department I called the disability line for vulnerable adults I called the odsmonmen i’m sorry if I butchered that word but supposedly Ashley is here and coming to help pack me up on statute number 144.586. "
- She's being kicked out because word came from the last hospital she got kicked out of that she was a faker.
  - "More and more new people started coming in the room to judge me and say things about me that were incorrect then they brought up my stay when I was on the other bank and that he has watched me and collected information about me between these two stays and I said first off do not judge me from my stay at west side because they tortured me over there and did not treat me with respect dignity and left me in a room screaming for hours and took my button for help away. They would call a rapid and they would slowly walk in the room and I could hear them say oh it’s just Chelsea’s and would walk in and be like do you want to visualize a beach how about listening to music when I’m in a full attack that they left me in. "
- She went on a full on rant about how mean the hospital was to her:
  - "This place doesn’t carry medication for me so we had to go out of pocket this place doesn’t carry food for me so my mother hast to bring it in or the wonderful nutritionist who would bring me anything I needed. They didn’t carry sensitive supplies for my dressing changes for my Hickman or pick lines. People couldn’t even follow the simple rules on the door signs of do not turn the lights on so we had to tape them down. One nurse told me sorry can’t change the smell of my hands I’ve been working for three days with hand sanitizer they’re just going to smell like that. Even with a giant caution sign that says do not use hand sanitizer please go wash your hands and then glove. Which she didn’t do all weekend making me burn all weekend. Cleaning staff made two mistakes very large mistakes by putting chemicals all over the floor in my room and that day I literally sat with a mascon making the redness under the mask worse and I felt like I was choking it’s like there are giant signs on my door for a reason. There would be people who knocked on the door and then banged on the door and I could hear the front desk lady being like read the sign look at the door that is very loud for a person who does not like noises or is affected by noises. These are disability accommodations that they are not accommodating. I’m not asking them to re-design a room I put my mask on when they bring out the alcohol pads and every lab person knew when they came in they would tell me put your mask on. They had to move me to a second room because I had to clean the first went out with chemicals I got to the second room and it was huge windows so they first attempted to tape Chuck’s to the window which didn’t really work then we decided to make curtains are sheets and then a nurse that was really smart we did it down on paper clips and said that she’s haven’t moved and I have perfect curtains because the sun kept beating on my face every morning and it was burning me. And every time something would happen where I would ask for something out of the ordinary for an accommodation I had treats or a gift or something simple to give them as a thank you I don’t have to do that I shouldn’t have to do that but I know that they went above and beyond to help me and so giving them something in return hopefully shows that doing these things are helpful to my community. They may not get treats every time but putting up sheets helps people with light sensitivity or literally the sun rays touching their skin.
    I’ve literally had nurses be like I think it’s time for you to find a new place to go for help and if in a couple days this isn’t working I think you should go somewhere else because these people are not helping you. Which was the saddest thing to look at these doctors and tell them that they have taken the hospital and the floor away from me that I felt the safest time. That I have built friendships on with the nurses and felt comfort with and it’s very frustrating. I cried knowing that they have stolen my safe place by serenity when I needed help coming here knowing that I would not be harmed manipulated or Gaslite and that’s all that’s happened while I’ve been here. I know it’s been hard but I’ve maybe only had 2 to 3 good doctors that were in my pocket out of almost 5 months and I had a new doctor every Tuesday but Dr. Bird who literally came back three times saved my life. I cannot thank you enough and I literally kept asking when he’s coming back and I joked that I guess having a baby is more important then coming to the hospital. "
- She whines that her mother will have to help her sister and watch her kids.
11/4/22
- Her homecare has now dropped her as well stating they don't take people needing her level of care.
- She got called on her ferritin shit when it was discovered she wasn't anemic.
- Her discharge seems to have pretty much said psychological addiction to pain meds.
  - Due to this they cut her allowable pain meds to weekly allotments.
11/12/22
- Escalation of her shit is probably due to her sister having an ACTUAL medical issue that she needs help with which is removing her mothers 24/7 attention for her.
- Now she wants to be in hospice.
- She states no one has the knowledge she does that her seizures gave her extra levels of knowledge.
  - She also states she had over 800 seizures in 2 months.
  - She states her corpus collosum may not work.
- Her pain management appointment is for Jan 3rd and that's too long a wait she needs more now.
  - "why am stating all these things is that I was released on October 31 discharge paper said and doctors repeated the whole time we will not let you go without having a pain doctor appointment was 3 to 5 days I am on the top of the waiting list urgent called a couple times still waiting but my appointment is January 3. I don’t think I can hold out that long. Also I was supposed to get IV I G on 8 November it is clearly 12th of November. Missing a dose like that is very very very difficult on the body and so I’m going backwards now. My rescue medication isn’t working I am running out of medication were using to rescue me. And I realize that the medication my Doctor Who is not A pain medication doctor and is a specialist in my complex disorders but does not specialize or understand SPS. what she offered me for pain medication during the idea IVIG is the smallest amount of medication that I would never have made it through that and I I would’ve ended up in the emergency room screening probably getting sick and vomiting from pain and my body would be so mangled I would probably break something like in my body. Because I was always allowed inpatient three IV doses and this one is the lowest dose possible not IV it’s actually lower than the lowest dose that I had at the hospital. The pain meds I’m taking a currently harming me because the higher you go the lower the threshold for seizures. I have seizures in my history from medication already I had another hospice nurse in the hospital tell me to do not up that so now I’m alternating between Stiff attack and Seizures it’s not fair and it’s even more painful but at least in a seizure I’m not awake for it."
- She is having canned air blown in her face because she says she stops breathing now.
- She says there's a special person coming to help her but that she cant say who they are.
- Seems the doctors loop is letting her other doctors know she's munchie because her regulars are refusing to give her her stuff now too.
- She vaguely states something that probably is suicide bating.
  - She's been calling hospices to ask about assisted suicide seems to be her vague statement.
- They refused to prescribe her any of her iv fluids stuff.
11/20/22
- The smell of Thanksgiving cooking she is now allergic too.
  - She wears a full on respirator mask for this one.
- Yea there definitely was a doctor chat her PCP has now said she wont fill her iv fluids or potassium anymore.
- She's pissed because doctors won't give her anymore then Tylenol with Codeine.
- She's now refusing to even sit up again.
- She is really pissed that her followers are not falling for it anymore.
11/29/22
- Now she gets attacks in waves where one ends and another begins this has happened with up to 3 attacks at a time.
  - She says this happens 3 to 4 times a day.
    - She also states this causes her blood to become sluggish and pool.
- She has a picture that allows doctors to see how all her disorders are connected and effect each other.
- She still has no access to iv fluids so her hickman is not being used.
  - "That treatment was for my dysautonomia or POTS . It also had my potassium in it, which I am hypokalemic and in the hospital without it for five days I would crash to critical near cardiac arrest. "
- She is using IV Hydration Packets.
  - These are just powder mixes to flavor water you can get at costco that is a scam (archive).
- She is now in constant MCAS because they wont give her her iv fluids.
  - "I’ve been surviving off of water, called IV hydration packets. I have to force them down. It is very hard for people like me to drink liquids or large amounts of it without throwing it back up it is not for dehydration. It’s due to my autonomic dysfunction of my central nervous system. Think of all the things you don’t have control of inside your body brain, lungs ,heart, bowels…. So I I came home and had a couple bags left we use them and since then I’ve been swallowing down the packets but once they took that treatment away, it made me being a constant state of MAST CELL."
- She is now stating that she has breathing issues and requires oxygen.
- She found some random doctor that is going to get her supplies.
  - He is getting her an oxygen tank, pain meds and IV fluids.
    - "So is that good news I get to share with you I am getting an oxygen tank!!! I am getting my fluids back!!! I am getting IV medication that I have needed for a very long time!! I am getting pain relief for my stomach that my other doctor said sure I’ll prove it. If this is the person does and then I never heard anything.. he said this is just the beginning. I need to get you back to baseline. And then we can go in the battle and figure out some other stuff and I said."
- She is so happy now:
  - "Do you hear that? Do you hear that and I started singing I have the tiger any laughed. And he says that that right there is exactly why I love what I do you complex patients are the sweetest, most gentle kind people in the old said you may not look that sick but you’re probably the sickest person in that room and you probably are in the most pain. And you’re probably all theater kids and then I told him I was a theater major and he was like of course you are. "
- The doctor told her to not go back to the hospital.
  - New doctor is telling her which hospitals to go to and what not to.
  - "He literally said do not go back to any more of those type of hospitals if you know me personally, you know what hospital I go to I am not revealing the name that I was at. I do not need a defamation case. I will be at some point maybe towards the end I will be calling in a hypothetical call asking what is a doctor may have broken a hippa law, and then we got charged for that person during that hippa law being broken. Because it’s straight up happened so anyway, I won’t burn a bridge till I have my Safetynet."
- He's going to get her labs and hospice.
  - " And at that point, I’ll be on hospice before I get to too low. And this doctor will sign off on those papers. But the other great thing is, he’s running a full panel, rheumatology, liver, kidneys, immunology, everything you name it. "
- She states she's in constant pain all the time and the meds she has is not strong enough so she's seeing a pain doctor in January.
- She says she's getting arthritis now and that trying to distract herself from the pain only makes her have more attacks.
- She doesn't think she'll live until christmas.
  - "I’m hoping Lindsey would I consider beginning it back for a bit my goal is to make it to the holidays. I want my nephews to remember the holidays as a special time is a happy time not a sad time not a time that they lost somebody. They were all sick for Thanksgiving and had Covid so the time when they could’ve been germ free from everybody, literally going back to school back into the germ box to spread it around a bit more because quarantine time is less than what it should be. Just throw a mask on you’ll be fine to continually just keep getting sick texting gives it to my sister what time she can’t come over. "
- She admits the first doctor who helped her is backing out of the things she said.
- She states she undertands every medical article she reads now and is knowledgeable because of her disorder and siezures giving her super powers.
  - "I learned a lot from this man, but I also had my theory proven correct! Do you remember me talking about my super powers? In my last post on one before that maybe it’s in the last one or to talk about after all my seizures all of a sudden I can comprehend the world in a whole new way like I could open the PubMed article or medical book and read everything and understand what I was reading, even words that we are Medical words that I had never seen before."
  - "I am not aware in my attacks as much as they try to tell me. Yes you are and my mother she’s awake. My mom will be together. Tried to tell me you’re awake during your attacks. I’m like what I’m having seizures. I don’t know where I go, but I’m not here the closest thing I can tell you to it it’s like passing out but it’s weirder. "
- She found herself a quack of a doctor:
  - "Fast forward back to this meeting. Now I’m telling this guy that all people with disabilities have their own superpowers and I told the story about my nephew and everything and he goes. Oh yeah, you opened up your front lobe. And I gasped looked up mom when I said, did you just hear that if she has what I told you! So my theory was correct, that my brain was rewired during all my seizures. I probably was having frontal of seizures, but what was interrupting the eeg machine was I was having stiff person syndrome during it causing a lot more movement, causing it to look really different. "
- Totally dying now cause they wont give her ferritin:
  - "I am definitely sleeping longer and that will happen with my ferritin. I will get paler. My organs will start to clog up and I call it sleeping beauty because you just sleep and sleep and sleep and sleep and you get so cold I remember being in the hospital getting so low, the whole bed was shaking and rattling. They had to get 8 heating blankets for me. I’m losing my appetite which is also contributing to that number getting lower. It hurts to push my medication. I think I’m going to be lowering my feed rate a little bit more because it’s starting to get uncomfortable things are slowing down."
- Her latest PCA also left her and now her mom isnt even allowed to have any time for herself:
  - " If not, mom is still working around the clock every day with no reprieve night and day she can barely leave the house for a little bit and even when she does, she has to call in between to make sure that are you going to be able to make it or do I need to come home in between?"
12/1/22
- This ferritin thing is not really what she says it is this is from Mayo Clinic:
  - The normal range for blood ferritin is:
    - For men, 24 to 336 micrograms per liter
    - For women, 11 to 307 micrograms per liter
- Ferritin
  - "It’s gone 132-108-85 AND THEN THIS WEEK 45!!"
    - She starts talking about it taking all day to eat a potato then suddenly it's peanut butter instead.
  - She goes on a rant that they are doing eugenics to kill people with down syndrome:
    - Supposedly they tell pregnant people their baby is dead instead of diagnosing it and make the people get rid of it.
    - They are trying to do that to her too:
      - "Currently doctors thinks it’s a trend. This one’s just my theory, but I feel like they’re just waiting people out. Doctors don’t like to deal with us. We take up too many resources, and I know this is my anger speaking, but why take care from people or put a limitation on somebody when some body’s break the laws of physics."
  - She rambles like shes high on something for most of this post.
  - Lidocaine likes to travel in her body.
    - "So when they do the lidocaine after the surgery did Naomi all up so when you wake up you don’t feel it as much that lidocaine just goes wherever it wants to. It doesn’t go where they injected it so when I woke up from a hysterectomy one day surgery. All of the numbing stuff floated down my back and into my butt and my hips, and did nothing on the front."
  - They refuse to send her her supplies they state that they do not offer the supply service she wants.
    - "They have forwarded my doctors faxed to another company that I have worked with that I am working with currently so hopefully they said we can get this going by the Weeknd. I said hopefully please help me and the Lady said as soon as it comes in, we will contact you stat. I’ll put it in your record. "
12/10/22
- Starts of course stating that she's happy there is a face to SPS now.
- CBS supposedly called her over facebook to ask to interview her for her opinions on Celine Dion being diagnosed with SPS.
- She says shes getting tons of messages now and its annoying her because they are only messsaging her because of Celne Dion and they never cared to message her before.
  - "He told me to go to the porn industry due to the sounds I make in my attacks."
  - "So anyway, yes she’s advocated by saying what she has an opening the world’s eyes to the disorder that is gravely misunderstood, but advocating for the disorder is different than just opening people’s eyes. I would hope that she would fund or open a foundation , document, your journey , reach out to other people like you . Speak out against the injustice, neglect and abuse of people like us . to help people that is advocating to me . Talking is one thing actions or another. "
- She's adding more things on now such as:
  - Tumors in her wrists.
  - Mitral Valve Prolapse
    - "Honestly, there was only a handful of people in my life that truly knew how long I was suffering for . I was going to mail by the age of six. Second grade I was diagnosed with ADHD . Somewhere in middle school, we figured out the scoliosis , Collapsed in high school with mitral valve prolapse that’s when cardiology came in. From middle school all the way to college I was in pain in my wrists. Everybody ignored me, said it was growing pain finally people did an MRI. The phone to golf ball size is one in one wrist one in another. I couldn’t do buttons zippers turn doorhandles. So in between my first two summers of college, I had those surgeries. Oh, somewhere in there I got my tonsils, appendix, surgery on my finger because I sliced it open with a 12 inch serrated bread, knife. Anyway, as you can see, it’s been a long journey but nobody knew about it. I never put the pieces together and neither did the doctors."
- Her pain appointment got pushed back from 1/3 to 1/31 so shes pissed about that.
  - "I’m supposed to be on that list urgent first drop immediate am I not on this list because I was told that. So yeah that’s a problem but that’s not even our worst problem right now. Lol it’s a big problem. I have no pain control. My pain is beyond the point of words now that I am so uncomfortable my bones hurt I have brain pain not a headache not a migraine brain pain"
- She states she had an attack and her O2 dropped to 69, but the nurse verified it was 100.
  - "I never understood those words before now I do yesterday we caught an attack and the O2 is about 69. There was actually a nurse here when it happened so it was documented I said, can you check my now because I want you to chart it she goes. It’s 100 now I will chart this, but during the attacks she’s like well her lips are really turning bluish. You’re not gonna see much color when I’m in a mast cell activation attack because everything is purple and red. And the blood is just being drawn up to my head and my body at that moment is breaking the laws of physics inside my body. "
- She is now having non stop attacks her mom has to deal with because no one will give her her opiates.
- She says three different hospices have shown up to decide if they would help her.
- All she would talk about is she needs opiates for pain.
  - "Me and my mom are both extremely frustrated and angry and tired. The system is failure over and over and over. I am being neglected and I am in so much pain and my mom can do nothing about it it’s a day she was just circling in the middle of the room grabbing your hair looking around what can I do to make this stop. She didn’t say it out loud, but I could see her like just being so overwhelmed and not knowing how to make the pain go away because we don’t have the tools. "
- She is pissed that Celine Dion will be treated better then her.
  - "Celine Dion may have brought a face to this disease but she will have the worlds best doctors access to the best medicine and have the best pain treatment possible with no questions I think that’s also frustrating for a lot of us knowing that we fight every day but people like that are fast tracked through the system because money talks. "
- She is stating she is not able to fully use her arms anymore again, etc.
  - "My whole day consists of having a Stiff attack and seizures then pain rinse and repeat the seizures. I’m now having a triggered by my MAST CELL due to the pain so I’m just flip-flopping in between all of this now I’m in a constant state of spasm now, so like I never fully loosen up, I never fully get out anymore, I can’t fully put my arm out straight anymore. My face is cockeyed. "
12/13/22
- Her blood has stopped running during attacks so no one can give her meds.. Repeat blood has stopped running.
  - "My mother cannot push medication into my line because my blood is being pushed, but not returning or it’s just not moving."
- Supposedly her eye color is now changing as well during attacks.
  - " I also am starting to get very cold and my sister says my pupil colors different creepy and I have a gray white."
- She wants pain meds now! Now! Pain is so bad and no one will give her her opiates.
- Her new magic doctor told her to move.
  - "I am to the point in pain that there is no medicine in this house that can help my new doctor from Houston literally told me to move and said they’re literally treating you like a felon and you are the sweetest kindest person I have ever met and you’ve done nothing wrong And he’s like I don’t know what the hell is going on up there but if this doesn’t change, you literally need to move to a new state. Hearing those words shock to me to know that everyone is just turning their back."
- She offically has been blacklisted in Epic due to her behavior. So this is pretty much confirmation that she has been deemed a malingering drug seeker.
  - "I called my hematologist let them know about my numbers. It was the nurse who talks for him and that note I mentioned a while back that was legally I can’t say much on but super disability discrimination and I would be treated like a pitbull and I don’t know who can see it , well everybody can it’s in the epic system. "
- Hospice denied her, but i'm not sure in what world this is english:
  - "I had to hospice visit one Friday one Saturday the Friday one was the same person that came out last time and when she walked in the door I need an email that she was biased and what ever is going on it’s just wrong and she said another person it was a social worker. She asked me what is changed since last time And I told her all these things and she goes OK cause the dock we don’t have a box to put you in there’s no box for insurance that you fit it to talk to the social worker he goes I don’t know I don’t know what I can help you with, and I told him I blacklisted and he goes no that doesn’t happen. I said, don’t tell me things that you don’t understand and you’ve never lived with her dealt with. That was that my coffee discrepancies she didn’t go through the checklist she wrote things that were wrong. She was not helping me She actually made it worse and that was brought up to management to see if Thursday special qualification. What is there is and this system is not looking at that."
- Her doctor told her if things are really this bad called 911.
  - She won't since they won't give her the meds she wants.
- She says doctors won't help her because they just copy and paste info and dont even research.
- She states that shes having someone find codes for all her disorders to try to force insurance to give her her meds.
- She also states that hospice showed up and said we will help you, but you don't have a hospice required disorder.
- She is REALLY pissed that Celine Dion is getting treatment.
- She wants hospice because she thinks they will give her the pain meds she is wanting.
  - "I am hoping to hear from the hospice today. I left him a message little bit ago and he made it very clear that whatever comfort level you want to be at we will get you there if you want to five will give you a five if you want to zero, will give you a zero currently I don’t want to zero but I know it’s some point they will I just want my brain pain to go away and the crunching pain in my neck to go away and the bone pain may go let’s pray you guys may go by the end of this week is to be on this program to have relief from this pain in this hell I am living in I have cried out to God and asked what happened I finished. "
- She wnants to write a book but she cant because its copyrighted?
  - " Basically, I have a book right here there’s just certain things that have to be taken out because of copyright things but I truly think those also might be my unfinished things and once I get comfortable, I can actually think and someone can type and I will talk because now I can’t even talk in person for more than about 30 minutes before my brain hurts and I can’t keep a conversation going because my brain just goes. What was I talking about? I am forgetting things like I picked up my phone and I go. What am I looking for mom?"
12/20/22
- Hospice went back to investigate her case and suddenly its a no. She is definitely flagged and blacklisted.
- She wants to distance herself from the fact shes flagged and now states its because shes too complex.
  - "And let me make it clear every doctor has locked the door not because I’ve done something wrong but because they have given up because I am too complex and they don’t want to deal with it anymore. The person who saved me the first time has also turned her back. I have one doctor that is able to help me. I can’t help me in certain ways but he’s the only one able to send referrals now. The system has failed me my doctors have given up. "
- Pain doctor has made it clear that unless he PHYSICALLY sees her he will be limited on options of what he can do/prescribe.
- She discusses again the order from them that she can't discuss which is what has her blacklisted.
  - "I’ve been asked this by the hospice nurses, can you physically get to a pain person and I said every time no . And also knowing those doors are locked due to a stupid piece of paper that got personal because legally it’s something I cannot say they’re sending me a doctor in that system."
- She is looking for anyone to help legally get this paper overturned.
  - "I think we need help from anybody who works in activism, advocacy, disability, lawyers, anything anybody if you have any say in any of that, please reach out to me because what happened today I’ve hit rock bottom and I am at a loss. I’ll get to that in a minute."
- They want to remove her feeding tube (guessing this is all part of them realizing shes been malingering)
  - "I’ve had another conversation since I started writing us and this person went back-and-forth and saying things because I started no and then she’d go say some thing else that was conflating the statement right before it. Clearly she had seen that list/paper and this is the reason why I’m being treated this way, she said she talk to certain people and I asked for one specific person I said, what did she say and she was like well she said and mumbled over her words and then didn’t really give me an answer because I knew that person worked in the hospice industry. Originally I was told that I would lose my feeding tube and then I wouldn’t and then I was told well like cancer patients. They can keep the feeding tube stroke victims they can’t it just depends on the diagnosis be put down for what will be your ultimate demise."
- She discuses a reason why she yanked out NG feeding tube multiple times in hospital.
  - "That was also a monster and that’s what usually they put in your tummy yeah so the monstrosity ahead of my nose double it literally I’ve yanked in it in the hospital thinking it was the cord for the Nurse clicker button"
- She rambles about the type of feeding tube she has now is wrong becuase the doctors were fatphobic.
  - "I woke up to my mother saying I’m too big for a button not as an age, but physically, victoriously G.I. doctors have a wonderful way of being fat phobic and also I’m not fat. "
- She is now attempting to get hospice under 'compassionate disorder requirement.
  - Her disorder is considered this type of disorder if it were real. Since shes been flagged it won't matter.
    - "I had another conversation with a different person, but I left a message because I found another box that I can check off at the bottom, which completes all of the requirements for hospice on top of the lack of food. My feeding rate went down again . I found out there’s a box called compassionate disorders, so basically that falls under genetics and rare diseases. Thank you Tiktok for comments in my section. "
- Now shes making her mom do even more things for her because supposedly shes injured her shoulder.
  - "I messed up my shoulder really bad I think somethings torn, but I’m not going to do anything about it because I don’t want anything invasive So I cannot scoot up. I cannot grab my pole. I cannot reach over a table. I cannot drink with out being in pain.. on top of that, I cannot sneeze yawn hiccup, stretch or rock back-and-forth without ending in a stiff attack. I can’t do any humanly function without pain or dysfunction "
- Her homecare has been revoked due to the flag!
  - No more home health aide, no more supplies, no more ANYTHING!
    - " I said I haven’t heard anything I keep calling and I’m not hearing anything and he says I’m not surprised and accusation was said send they had a meeting and didn’t talk to the original prescriber or me and did a risk management assessment multiple times and decided that as of January 5 I no longer will have Homecare. "
    - "Which means I have no nurse to change my dressing. They are also the people supplying my bags of fluid and my IV medication’s. One of them is a rescue medication and has a dual purpose for two different types of rescue. I will lose all of that, and all of my supplies to keep that Hickman open , this person wants my Hickman out so they can’t even draw labs at home. She wants proof of it being taken out she called me something very inappropriate and very hateful to the point that it made me cry and my mother was a palled I have been desperate for help, I found it this person took it away. "
- She knows if she goes to ER they are just gonna kick her out.
  - "I am scared to go to the ER. I don’t know where to go that keeps saying no end. Honestly I don’t want to go alone but it a certain point here I can’t handle the pain anymore. I need to go at the same point now hospital is just going to take me for pain. I’m scared I’m just gonna lay there for hours and they’re gonna be like sorry no we’re not gonna give you anything and I will just have tortured myself with all the lights and sound sensitivities and then somehow try to get home."
- She turns around and now says BUT I'm getting oxygen guys!
  - " I’m hopefully getting my oxygen tank soon. They forgot to tell me that they got the order and I wasn’t excepted for my medical insurance so that should be coming soon because my accident likes to drop down very low now to 69. "
- Please find me a place to give me pain meds!
  - "Please do !DO NOT not recommend me products because I am sensitive to everything. I am not going to take any products what I take is what I have For a reason because of my severe allergic reactions and sensitivities. If you have a connection to hospice palliative pain, if you could fast track any of this, please reach out if you know of a hospital that has a shorter line, please reach out! "

abdulaziz · Nov 26, 2022

FIRMLY GRASP IT

A tree · Nov 26, 2022

https://www.modelmayhem.com/CL9

Chelsea's modelmayhem

Calawrence Female Model Profile - Minneapolis, Minnesota, US - 34 Pho…

archived 11 Jul 2021 23:47:54 UTC

archive.ph

And some insight into how this monster was created.
Mothers profile pic and Chelsea's sisters public response to it

Young chelsea 08

09

Chelsea's "mini villain origin story"

This is a key part of the timeline

The date for the first screenshot is sept 23 2019
Her modelling and TV work was starting to dry up on her at this point. She takes part in a disability fashion show and apparently spots an opportunity.

Next a vague post about letting go of the life we had planned

Nov 12 the munchening begins.

The "chelton john" fashion era

BelUwUga · Nov 26, 2022

You know I was just checking out the munchies thread yesterday and was 80% of the way done with a redux of my PEZ dispenser edit. GIMP crashed and I needed time to sit down and do it right if it was going to get done twice:

A tree · Nov 26, 2022

The hysterectomy saga is worth looking into.
In this video Chelsea discusses how she plotted this new storyline and amongst other things how she has never had a boyfriend.

She gets to a point where she can't munch any other angle so she starts MCAS reacting to her own hormones and manages to wangle an entire hysterectomy for it.

Once In hospital for this which should have been a 2-3 night admission she stays for I think 10 weeks by staging "stiff attacks" which can only be relieved by benzos and opioids.

This is bascially chelseas MO and what got her the big yeet in the end.

Have you got these local talk shows from her modelling career?

Passive aggressive post about her *adopted* sister who had actual cancer

Chelsea moves back in with her mum on a "gut feeling" right before the munchening

Latest update from today. Chelsea states her ferritin Is 105, comfortably within the normal range for a woman. She's still dying of it though. Just reeeeeeallly slooowwly. Any day now.

Wine em Dine em 69 em · Nov 26, 2022

Her ‘stiff attack’ episodes remind me of Linda the fentanyl lollipop Asian lady from Intervention. She would randomly pop out her hips or some shit and claim noise and objects triggered her attacks, all the same symptoms this annoying-voiced bitch has. She was also a has-been walk-on actress.

UncommonParlence · Nov 26, 2022

Brilliant op. Chelsea is one of the greats and I'm surprised she's only now gotten her own thread.

Whoever came up with the "Chelton John" moniker... bravo. It's right up there with beef swellington. Too funny.

I never realized how prolific Chelsea was until I see it all curated in the same place. She's just... wow, ott if there ever was an ott.

I remember last year when she posted that she was done fighting, that she was going on end of life care and that we wouldn't be hearing much from her. That's when I knew she was about to ratchet it up. This was about the time Hope Otto popped back up and Kat started doom posting her own memorial videos and claiming to be imminently dying.

It's funny that all 4 of the "dying" Ana to munch pipeline chick's are all still at it(Paige, Kat, Hope, and Chelsea). If they ever STOP dying maybe you should worry.

I'm honestly a little impressed at how far Chelsea has been able to push it AFTER they evacuated her from the hospital in an ambulance post hysto. I really thought they had her number and it was all down hill from here. But no. She's consistently munched her way into iv opioids and hospital beds. Dani wishes she could munch like Chelsea.

For some reason I find Chelsea particularly foul and unpleasant. She and Paige both give me the same squicky feels. Like Kelly with the legs was obviously pretty heinous but I never found her quite as detestable. The entitled prissy attitude and and fake self depreciation just really gets under my skin. And the awful whiny voice Chelsea affects is like finger nails on a chalk board but worse.

It's so so gratifying to see Chelsea's very own thread and I cannot wait for her to see it. In fact I expect a dramatic escalation as soon as she does. All I want for Xmas is for Chelsea to come here in person to defend herself.

So thank you so much for the early Xmas gift Genocider and thank you for your contribution A Tree. Yall done good.

lady stoneheart · Nov 27, 2022

i really hate the obnoxious fake trans-atlantic accent, an accent that has not existed in a genuine form since the Titanic sank. it’s relatively rare, but is a 100% reliable sign of a truly unbearable person.

A tree · Nov 27, 2022

UncommonParlence said:
Brilliant op. Chelsea is one of the greats and I'm surprised she's only now gotten her own thread.

Whoever came up with the "Chelton John" moniker... bravo. It's right up there with beef swellington. Too funny.

I never realized how prolific Chelsea was until I see it all curated in the same place. She's just... wow, ott if there ever was an ott.

I remember last year when she posted that she was done fighting, that she was going on end of life care and that we wouldn't be hearing much from her. That's when I knew she was about to ratchet it up. This was about the time Hope Otto popped back up and Kat started doom posting her own memorial videos and claiming to be imminently dying.

It's funny that all 4 of the "dying" Ana to munch pipeline chick's are all still at it(Paige, Kat, Hope, and Chelsea). If they ever STOP dying maybe you should worry.

I'm honestly a little impressed at how far Chelsea has been able to push it AFTER they evacuated her from the hospital in an ambulance post hysto. I really thought they had her number and it was all down hill from here. But no. She's consistently munched her way into iv opioids and hospital beds. Dani wishes she could munch like Chelsea.

For some reason I find Chelsea particularly foul and unpleasant. She and Paige both give me the same squicky feels. Like Kelly with the legs was obviously pretty heinous but I never found her quite as detestable. The entitled prissy attitude and and fake self depreciation just really gets under my skin. And the awful whiny voice Chelsea affects is like finger nails on a chalk board but worse.

It's so so gratifying to see Chelsea's very own thread and I cannot wait for her to see it. In fact I expect a dramatic escalation as soon as she does. All I want for Xmas is for Chelsea to come here in person to defend herself.

So thank you so much for the early Xmas gift Genocider and thank you for your contribution A Tree. Yall done good.

What sets Chelton apart for me is that there is NOTHING wrong with her. She's never even starved herself properly and although she's had a couple of infections I don't even think they were on purpose. At least Paige has the decency to be terminally Infected and Eugenia is a skelly. Chelton is a perfectly healthy young woman. Shes just a spoiled nightmare who's mother clearly favoured her over her siblings and who couldn't handle "hitting the wall" when her modelling career dried up at 30 and she had no marketable skills.

She literally thought she could just start acting like she had parkinsons, throwing fake fits and talking in that wierd voice and that the top doctors at places like Mayo would buy it. She didn't even try to induce a convincing illness first. I can only assume her gullible boomer "prayer warriors" are throwing money her way.

She's such a cow to them. Any suggestion that she looks a little better today or that God forbid someone else is also sick will get shot down quick sharp.

In her most recent caringbridge Chelton refers several times to a Scarlet Letter she's been labelled with that I think John's Hopkins have put on her chart which prevents her from getting proper treatment anywhere. There's speculation that this is either Munchausen/FDIOS or malingering as it seems now there's something in black and white that means all her medical providers have washed their hands of her.

Predictions for the next series of events, Chelton currently has a Hickman line which is not in use as she has no nursing company or medical service willing to interact with her or provide meds via it but she of course doesn't want it pulled.
Eventually that sepsis noodle is gonna do its thing without proper care so Chelton is going to have to go get it pulled by a nurse somewhere or we all know what's going to happen.

I'm excited for a Christmas sepsis meltdown.

ETA bonus munch cow crossover
This is rubber-faced fake chimera-dead-twin munchie Victoria who's glommed on hard to Chelton's family commiserating in the comments of sister Lacey's Facebook.

GenociderSyo · Nov 27, 2022

A tree said:
In her most recent caringbridge Chelton refers several times to a Scarlet Letter she's been labelled with that I think John's Hopkins have put on her chart which prevents her from getting proper treatment anywhere. There's speculation that this is either Munchausen/FDIOS or malingering as it seems now there's something in black and white that means all her medical providers have washed their hands of her.

Knew I forgot to add something to OP. Got my graphs now of how to diagnose malingering ready. Though she does not fit malingering she fits munchausen's/facitious more. Malingering needs an extermal reason, but she seems to just desire attention which is internal.

Moby Dork · Nov 27, 2022

Her mother is her enabler. No munch gets this far without an enabler.

I don't know how any nurse doesn't see through this shit, especially with doctors so actively pointing it out. Quite curious.

NoodleFucker3000 · Nov 27, 2022

Good OP, you're doing great. The world needs more munch awareness.

Jimmy Dean Bowl · Nov 27, 2022

This is a truly magnificent specimen, great work OP and those who have contributed. Really makes for fascinating (and horrifying) reading. Her poor sister and nephews.
No sympathy for the mother, she has enabled and encouraged this clown for years.
I also totally agree with the opinions that Chelton John has Munchausens/FDIOS.

Is Chelsea the current Queen of our Munch Bunch? Or would that be Rose with her shiny new trach? It's a bit quiet in Munchieland otherwise isn't it...

A tree · Nov 27, 2022

Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
This is a truly magnificent specimen, great work OP and those who have contributed. Really makes for fascinating (and horrifying) reading. Her poor sister and nephews.
No sympathy for the mother, she has enabled and encouraged this clown for years.
I also totally agree with the opinions that Chelton John has Munchausens/FDIOS.

Is Chelsea the current Queen of our Munch Bunch? Or would that be Rose with her shiny new trach? It's a bit quiet in Munchieland otherwise isn't it...

There's some promising munchlings In the pipeline, don't want to spook them into a dfe before fully doxed and archived tho.
It does feel like the old guard are a bit burned out and there's a million boring identikit gastroparesis girls so good on old Chelton for keeping it entertaining by insisting on a completely out there and unfalsifiable diagnosis.

LikeAStone 2.0 · Nov 27, 2022

Jesus fucking christ the absolute worst type of person.
Thank you OP for posting, I look forward to her further insanity and pray for a painful downfall.

JanuaryViolet · Nov 27, 2022

I don't want to clutter up the thread, but I'm thinking of all the fucking work it takes for her to stage this crap for social media and it's exhausting. Anyone who does this is not ill in any functional way, except for some aspect of personality disorder. Imagine filming yourself in a fucking ambulance. Imagine being so ill you can barely move yet posting constantly. This is rich. I can't believe someone like this is tolerated by the people around her.

Tard Whisperer · Nov 27, 2022

I have never delved into a munchie cow before but holy fuck, I hate this bitch. I might as well preemptively hat myself.

The PCA saga especially infuriated me because I know how difficult it is to find PCA workers. Minnesota, like most of the country, is in a severe staffing crisis for positions like PCA, which are paid less than $15/hour.
Here's an example of how people who actually need PCA are impacted: (x)

Six people plus mom will be coming home. I will have physical therapy, occupational therapy, speech therapy, PCA, nurse and a home health aide.

She sees these people as much as props for her narcissism as her wheelchair.

Guess she wasn't so worried she fired her PCA. She accused her a laudry list of things. Eating in her bed. Leaving food bags around. Leaving hot/wet things on wooden furniture. Trying on her clothes and stretching them out. Hinting at wanting to borrow her clothes. Hinting that she wanted Chelsea to do her make up. Hinting at wanting to steal her jewelry. Asking if she could have one of Chelsea's Mike's Hard Lemonade. Not cleaning the commode. Not Filling the water bottle every day. Not Making the bed. Not making sure Chelsea did her morning routine. Not Changing her clothes. Not following the list they made of things she was to do. Not taking her dog out long enough. Not knowing how to cook with an oven. Chipped three of their crystal glasses. Sat on her phone ALOT. And worst of all: She slept!

They fired new PCA because she GASP had to go out and get something in town.

"The cost of a wheelchair ramp, fully installed by a pro, falls between $1,014 and $3,209, with a national average of $2,112" (x)

Wheelchair being paid for by insurance and plans to make county pay for ramp.

10.5 hours of PCA is so much. The most I have seen is 12 hours for a 26 year old guy with profound intellectual disability, blind, hypotonia, no functional communication, unable to walk without assistance. And his family is unable to find and keep a PCA worker because the staffing issue is so bad, so the dad has gotten let go from his job due to the cares for the son causing him to reduce his hours, and the mom has had multiple injuries relating to lifting him.

They have increased her allowable PCA hours: "But great news the county just approved us for more hours from 6 1/2 hours to 10 1/2 hours a day!! Which is great relief for my mom! And instead of having her come to 2 Times a week we are going to have her come in 3 times a week. "

I hope to god the PCA realized what she was up to and had the company just give her this excuse.

Her PCA is on sick leave this upsets her not because her PCA is sick but because her PCA won't be there to give her the attention seh desires. "I have the saddest update of all I can’t give much information because obviously it’s not my story to tell and it’s pretty private but I lost my PCA. She Has to go on sick leave. It was very fast and quite unexpected and it breaks my heart. So currently we have nobody. But most of all I miss her. Every day I think about her. Every day I pray for her. Literally one moment she was coming in in the next she was not. She became my best friend and my confidant. "

WHY IS SHE RUNNING HER WHEELCHAIR OVER LOOSE RUGS? lmfao

"In other news I happen to have broke my wheelchair this week. Well sort of. These type of wheelchairs can eat rugs like candy. This time I really eat the rug and it didn’t come out the other side and it got stuck so bad that mom and her sister were sitting there pulling in pulling in pulling trying to get it out and finally we had to give up. Luckily this morning the guy came and removed the tire and got the carpet out of the tire. But my chair sat in the middle of the living room since last week. Luckily I had my old wheelchair. "

Respect to this social worker. I wish I could send her flowers.

"Social work came in again and she is like what do you need to go home and I told them I need a better place and a safer place then home. I need a transitional care unit or a rehab unit or a nursing home that has rehabilitation because I am not safe going home. I need to get back to base level. And they’re like we might not be able to find that for you. Then they said literally “ you might have to just get an overnight nurse and you’ll have to pay out-of-pocket. “

"Converting a vehicle for wheelchair access will cost in the area of $30,000 above the cost of the vehicle itself" (x) The van itself isn't fundable through the county.(x) Did anything further happen with this? I hope she didn't get her mom to buy a van to modify. JFC.

She is trying to get a converted van paid for.

Shout out to another based hospital staff:

They told her if she needs rescue med she can have a suppository of it.

I wonder if the abuse reporting lines and disability rights centers have anything more important to do than be a pawn in Chelsea's narcissist games. surely a retard is being raped somewhere in Minnesota but Chelsea needs all hands on deck.

I called the national line I called the Minnesota health department I called the disability line for vulnerable adults I called the odsmonmen i’m sorry if I butchered that word but supposedly Ashley is here and coming to help pack me up on statute number 144.586. "

HAHAHAHAHA.

Her homecare has now dropped her as well stating they dont take people needing her level of care.

I'm curious about how much she's fucking with the state/county financially. Is she on Medical Assistance? Is she getting SSDI or anything? Is her mom paid as her PCA? Has she managed to get on a medicaid waiver?

I hope this bitch gets sued for every last dollar she has wasted.

Sparkling Yuzu · Nov 27, 2022

A tree said:
Shes just a spoiled nightmare who's mother clearly favoured her over her siblings and who couldn't handle "hitting the wall" when her modelling career dried up at 30 and she had no marketable skills.

I wonder if she had some kind of issue as a child and that's where the favouritism started? We have confirmation of the favouritism at least bc the sister commented about it publicly on a Facebook photo.
Chelton John is so spoiled, she literally poops and pees herself for attention at over 30, for no real physical reason. She's like a little kid who poops and pees themselves for attention.
HEY YOU, HEY YOU ALL, SO I JUST SHAT MY PANTS!

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