DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
not to grab my own dick, but sometimes wish there were other kids to do write ups of phils gameplay, just because i'm watching him fight this god of war boss and he's convinced it's bugged because he's a retard.

amuses me, but i really need to be working and can't devote the time to writing shit about this. game was made for legit 85iq individuals and he's still struggling.
 
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Watching him doing his little intro for the on demand viewers. No shit no one watches his playthroughs. It's gotta be so jarring trying to follow a playthrough. People batch record shit all the time, take small breaks whatever and there's plenty of ways to edit around or atleast get back into the action quickly.

But one you play these games 3 hours at a time every couple of days and gotta refresh yourself, let alone an audience. Who the fuck would wanna watch that? Its really bizarre. It's gotta be agony submitting yourself to that as a viewer of his uploads. No wonder most his diehards are inept in some way.

This ain't even including all the other ridiculous shit his raw gameplays include. It's honestly insane that he would expect anyone to watch these playthroughs.
 
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Lord_Point said:
I dont know anything about fighting games so I have no idea what any of that means. I suspect Phil probably doesn't either.
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I will keep screeching about this until we stop forgetting this. DSP wasn't a fucking Super Turbo player. He was an MvC2 player. He went to that EVO, intending on playing MvC2. And say what you will, he was pretty good about paying attention to this kind of thing. So he knew how to talk to the talk. Definitely not walk the walk
 
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JimiHendrix said:
i didn't watch it, he was just playing video games far as i know, don't even know what game.

don't know if dsp was brought up at all, don't even know the channel he streamed from. the uh...therapist guy you guys talk about sometime tweeted it. steve of the dead or somethin? i'm sure you can find it if ya curious.
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Found it.


Looks like MH:Rise gameplay, he didn't talk over it per the description. I can't get the fucking video to load on this shit tier website.

RaidenAUndertale said:
If Howard does indeed stream, don't ask or make him talk about DSP, but support the shit out of him. If he gets more subs and attention than the pig, the salt will never end.
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Too late for that, bud.
 
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Apparently the gigantic purple glowing pillars that crumble as they are attacked and your party screaming to attack them every 5 seconds didn't make it obvious enough for Phil to attack them.

"ITS GLITCHED!"

God forbid anyone from Sony watches that or the next God of War will include a mode where you only do the QTEs and watch Asmongold play through the rest of the gameplay.
 
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FormerPro said:
Apparently the gigantic purple glowing pillars that crumble as they are attacked and your party screaming to attack them every 5 seconds didn't make it obvious enough for Phil to attack them.

"ITS GLITCHED!"

God forbid anyone from Sony watches that or the next God of War will include a mode where you only do the QTEs and watch Asmongold play through the rest of the gameplay.
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Phil has the attention span of a gold fish. You think he can rtemember something like that? He needsa a constant bright red sign that reads HIT ME HERE!. Or for Phil "Spank my ass" to get his suppressed gay feelings bubbling
 
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JimiHendrix said:
not to grab my own dick, but sometimes wish there were other kids to do write ups of phils gameplay, just because i'm watching him fight this god of war boss and he's convinced it's bugged because he's a retard.

amuses me, but i really need to be working and can't devote the time to writing shit about this. game was made for legit 85iq individuals and he's still struggling.
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>instead i'll bitch about it on kiwifarms.... God speed brother in autismrms!
 
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I wanted to post this during the Call of Duty stream last night, but Kiwi Farms wasn’t working for me.

Anyway, early in the stream, after a couple of shitty matches, Phil went off on this completely baseless theory, and delivered it like it was fact, but he said that Infinity Ward had “lost their way” and that the issue was that the really talented devs had left and gone to other companies, and so Infinity Ward was just left with a bunch of untalented hacks. It’s just amazing to me how he will literally make up anything on the spot — ANY EXCUSE — for his bad Call of Duty gameplay. I mean, making up excuses about the game and what happened moment-to-moment is one thing, but inventing shit like that on the spot is this other layer of delusion that I find kind of fascinating.

His CoD streams always contain his worst proclivities when it comes to gameplay. The incessant whining, and the excuses for every single kill. I just can’t see, for the life of me, how anyone can genuinely enjoy that. It’s like listening to a baby cry and beat on pots and pans for two hours.
 
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