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Someone tell him to come back here and say hi, maybe present his side of the story.
Jacob Thomas Reinhardt Groszek / CIA Nigger / gligar13vids / PA-RISC / pa8600 - Former moderator living a double life as an autistic furry with an anthropomorphic vehicle fetish
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Seriously, of all the levels of cringe this dude is operating on, being interested in archaic hardware is what stands out to you? That's literally the most normal part of the dude.
He was actually a pretty good janny up until. . .the Moment.
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I personally liked the guy but then he had to fuck it all up.
round robin
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Nice to see he still lurks. Seems like he's got (more than) a few regrets. Just remember, nigger, this was all your fault.
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Imagine realizing that people you considered "friends" would rather have you be dead than alive, because the only value you had to them was woke points.
FarCentrist
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Sup CIA Nigger, would love to know if you have any special insights on the byuu situation
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The hoarding shit wouldn’t be so bad if he (and other fucking hoarders tbh) organized their shit and didn’t hoard literal garbage.
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We all have our regrets. It's about if we can move past them.
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You know what's funny i think this guy might be more autistic and spergy then half of animal control.
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Everytime a kiwifarmer gets a thread they turn out to be more degenerate and autistic than those they made fun of.
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I remember that guy trying to talk about how a lowcow named Huksyjack and cani lupine were some degenerates for being diaper faggots then this nigga admits to having sexual fantasies about automobiles fucking each other. Its fucking hilarious/insane.
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I'm sure the majority of kiwi farmers who regularly post here in Animal Control are secretly lolcows themselves. @CIA Nigger was just the one who got caught among many other former regulars here over the years.
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Now I am extremely concerned for the country musicians who write lyrics about trucks and tractors.
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I mean whats next pamperchu becoming a country music star that's a horrifying thought.
Boobie Bomb
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Sometimes the worst type of cows are ones where they don't give a crap until they get caught under their pants
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Some are even openly lolcows.
We also had an open carfucker here too.
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This entire forum is the pot calling the kettle black.
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Thinking of getting a basement built to use as a hotboxing room so I can fill it up with womens' farts.
Am I getting better?
Am I getting better?
I.C. Weiner
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I saw this wasn't posted previously: this is a leaked call between Jake and his parents about his education and employment from 2016. All his other channels and shitposts are one side of him, but this call is genuinely his true self. The furry and trolling is pretty bad, but this call is particularly embarrassing considering that he was 21 or 22 years old at this time.
The audio clip is his parents playing armchair psychologist to try to "cure" Jake and diagnose him with ADD. They use mental gymnastics to find an explaination for their son's lack of motivation, but fail to recognize that his is just lazy.
I don't know who leaked the audio or the context, but it genuinely sounds like him. Also a few months after this leak he posted vlogs going to college so I am very certain that it is him.
Archive:
The audio clip is his parents playing armchair psychologist to try to "cure" Jake and diagnose him with ADD. They use mental gymnastics to find an explaination for their son's lack of motivation, but fail to recognize that his is just lazy.
I don't know who leaked the audio or the context, but it genuinely sounds like him. Also a few months after this leak he posted vlogs going to college so I am very certain that it is him.
Archive:
CIA Nigger: Alright ... I- I- OK.
Mother: If you want to go...
CIA Nigger: Alright, alright. So I'm guessing you want to sign me up to the gym tomorrow, right?
Mother: Well we can do it tonight or tomorrow. What do you want to do?
CIA Nigger: Well, first, could we - can we do the talk or somethin?
Mother: Yeah, we are going to talk first.
CIA Nigger: Alright.
Mother: It's not going to take long, because, there's no - I'd rather do several short ones than a really long one.
CIA Nigger: Alright, alright - Let's do this one now.
Mother: OK, that's fine. Do you have a list? Let's get the list of the different characteristics. Alright. Dad said that uh...
CIA Nigger: [interrupts and sighs] Yeah?
Mother: that you felt - and I don't really care about labels, it don't matter. It don't matter whether we - you know - whether we label to it or not. What matters is that we - well, it's not just that.
CIA Nigger: Well I can't focus right.
Father: [incomprehensible]
Mother: OK. Well, it's more than that. It's, it's - because it really got me thinking once we started thinking and I started lookin at the - you know the characteristics? A lot of people will have a some point. Dad and I. If you look through it dad and I, have different problems and have this- and have some of these. Um, but the only problem arises is one if- you have to put that away. OK.
CIA Nigger: Sorry, I-
Mother: Is one if it causes anxiety, or two if it becomes obstacles in achieving what you want to achieve. So in this case it is getting through-
Father: [interrupts] education
Mother: getting through school and getting a job. OK?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: OK. So what we have to look at is- look at these and then there's plenty of suggestions from there- is how we can, um, because some of these is- not going to go away, you just kind of learn how to adapt, OK? Like one of them on here, I don't know if it's one here, but forgetfulness, or losing things, OK? Like I'm always losing my keys. One of the reasons we started putting them over there is because I lose my keys - or if - my cards, I had to start putting them in one particular place. I have these glasses, ok, because they never leave my neck. So it's just adapting. Or if you are going to be - if you leave early enough, ok. So that you know, or if you plan ahead enough so that you are not rushing out the door, ok. So, let's go through some of these, ok. And not all of these are going to - are going to pertain to your life. So, anxiety. Anxiety- do you have anxiety?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: [Reads off the list] Chronic boredom?
CIA Nigger: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Father: [interrupts] Let's put it this way, do you have- are you chronically bored when you don't have a phone, or you don't have an electronic device?
CIA Nigger: [says with attitude] Depends on what they're do-een.
Mother: OK, but there's lots of times people ask and you'll go- "oh, this is just so boring and I'm just so bored, I can't do this" I hear that more out of your mouth-
CIA Nigger: I just say-ed that.
Father: Well, no, but it's- listen, there's nothing to be ashamed of
Mother: This is jus-
Father: There is nothing to be-
CIA Nigger: I KNOWWW
Father: BUT LISTEN- but, if you are not going to be honest.
CIA Nigger: I'm being honest.
Mother: ok...
CIA Nigger: I don't know the right word for it.
Mother: You don't know the right word for it- ok, let's go on. Chronic lateness and forgetfulness. That is you, ok. How many times "I forgot, I forgot, I forgot?" - or you are rushing out in the last minute? OK?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: [Reads off the list] Depression at times. Difficultly concentrating when reading.
CIA Nigger: [sighs] yup...
Mother: [Reads off the list] Difficulty controlling anger.
Mother: Um, there's sometimes you get irritable, but not- you don't like throw things at us.
CIA Nigger: No...
Mother: We've come a long way. We've come a really long way and we've gotten much better at controlling that.
Mother: [Reads off list] Employment problems.
Mother: Well, that's not an issue at this point...
Mother: [Reads off list] Impulsiveness
Mother: Well, you have really come a long way in this one too, because, um, yeah- there's a time when you would just act or you would just jump in a middle of a conversation, or you would just whatever
Father: or somebody would have, like a new phone or a new computer, and you had to touch it, you couldn't look at it and you couldn't stop
Mother: yeah, there times when you couldn't stop yourself. yeah, you've gotten a lot better um-
Mother: [Reads off list] Low frustration tolerance
Mother: What do you think about that one, do you get frustrated easily?
CIA Nigger: Well, it all depends-
Mother: Well, it is true, it all depends on what it is, ok? Like what, what are some of the things that cause you frustration?
CIA Nigger: When I have to like constantly do the same things over and over again, because the same thing happens again and nobody ever picks up.
Mother: Like what?
CIA Nigger: Well, like with the computer viruses.
Mother: ok...
Father: What do you mean nobody ever picks up?
CIA Nigger: Well, like nobody ever picks up on the fact that you shouldn't click that link.
Mother: ok, is there anything- ok, so you get frustrated with us when we keep asking you to help?
CIA Nigger: Yeah.
Mother: So is there anything else that you do that you get frustrated with?
CIA Nigger: Not really.
Mother: Not really. Well, I-
Father: [interrupts] Math.
Mother: Math. You get easily frustrated with math. You start to do it and if you don't know how to do it right away you just give up. Right?
CIA Nigger: Because-
Father: [interrupts] Well, no.
Mother: But I mean that is the frustration.
CIA Nigger: Most of the time I am on a test.
Mother: Well yeah- but yeah that is the frustration.
Father: Jacob. You weren't on a test when you were upstairs doing the practice.
CIA Nigger: I was acting like it was.
Father: No, but- then again that is a frustration.
Mother: That is a frustration. OK, that is a frustration. So you are easily frustrated if it's something you don't know what to do or you don't want to do it. OK?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: [Reads off list] Low self esteem.
CIA Nigger: Not now.
Mother: OK.
Father: Not all those times you've told us, "that I feel like a piece of crap."
CIA Nigger: [says with attitude] That was then.
Father: But I mean, it's something that happens once in a while.
Mother: Ok, that's fine. Ok here we go.
Mother: [Reads off list] Poor organizational skills.
Mother: Ok, we have to admit, you got poor organizational skills. Right?
Father: Is that true?
Mother: Is it true?
CIA Nigger: It's just- It all depends on what you want me to say.
Mother: Ok, let's just go with your-
Father: [interrupts] Now wait a minute-
CIA Nigger: NO I DON'T. Not anymore!
Father: Ok now wait a minute. Alright, when it's time for you to leave at 5:30. When do you start getting ready?
CIA Nigger: You said organizational skills.
Mother: Organizational means getting your stuff together...
Father: Ok, knowing that ok, I have everything I need together- it's all together, it's right here. I can just leave. Ok- that's one of the organizational skills. Ok, knowing where your stuff is. That's an organizational skill. OK? And again if you're not ready to be honest, then again, things are not going to change. If it's like "I don't want to be labeled ADD, I'm not ADD", I'm going to answer all of these questions so I don't have it, that's not going to help you, ok? And if that- like I said, you admitted that you have focus problems- and you know it, ok?
CIA Nigger: That was sometimes, I didn't elaborate on it.
Father: And it doesn't mean that you have it all the time, it isn't how it works. It usually works in things that you are not interested in- that's when the focus comes. Ok? That's when it's a problem.
Mother: I will tell you my concern, ok? This is my concern over the sleeping, ok?
CIA Nigger: DON'T- Can you STOP?
Mother: Ok, I'm not going to say anything more about the sleeping, but I'm going to tell ya.
CIA Nigger: When you have a schedule.
Mother: This is your schedule for January, this is your classes. You have 9 hours, ok? It is suggested, recommended study hours. So for three classes, it is going to be between 18 and 27 hours. You've got 9 hours of classes, and 27 hours, so 36 hours. It will take ya about 45 minutes- an hour and a half a day, so it's going to take you about 7 and a half hours of travel time, ok? So you are going to be putting in a 40 hour week, ok? Now what has happened in the past, ok, and this has happened before the accident. If you have a lot you are going to get overwhelmed and-
Father: and you feel stress...
Mother: and you feel stress, and then you can't concentrate.
Father: [interrupts] and the only way to relieve stress is you go play video games, you do something to relieve stress and that's fine. That's one thing, but the stress builds up because you are not ready for stuff.
Mother: It has to be in moderation.
Father: And you put things off.
Mother: That's organizational and procrastination. You wait until the very end.
Father: And if you are in class and you can't focus and concentrate then class didn't do you very good then you have to study even more.
CIA Nigger: [says softly] ok...
Mother: Ok, then you come home and then you- then all of the stress drains your energy- ok. So what we're saying- is that one way to reduce stress, ok, is to become more organized and to have a schedule, ok?
CIA Nigger: Alright.
Mother: Alright, so that's what we try- that's why we stressed so much of getting on a schedule from going to bed earlier- I mean going to bed earlier and getting up earlier, ok? Because if not, you are going to come home from class and you need to put in about three hours a day- three hours a day just for studying and reading.
Father: You know, you may need an hour- your know, ok, "I am going to study from 12 to 1 on this, then half hour break"- but I mean you have to organize and it's not going to be fun- but to get where you are going it's not necessarily going to be fun.
Mother: See and the other thing is, it is another characteristic on the other one is that, um
Mother: [Reads off list] Trouble estimating how long something takes, how much time you are going to need to accomplish a task.
Mother: You have trouble with that, I don't know if you recognize that at all, but you have trouble with that. 'Cause times I'll ask you, "How much time do you need", and sometimes you'll say "15 minutes" and then it's like and hour, an hour and a half. Or, you'll say "an hour" and it will only take 15 minutes. There is sometimes like this morning, ordering your books, ok. It should not have taken 4 to 5 hours for you to order your books, ok. And every time I asked, it's like "oh I was just ready to get on the click" or "I already looked and it and I'm going to do it" and "oh, I was going to do something else but I'm going to do it" I don't know why there was the time lag, ok? But that was just one example of something that should have-
Father: But if you have three classes you are not going to be able to do that. Something is going to have to change how you do that.
Mother: See, intellectually, you can do it.
Father: Nothing is saying you can't-
Mother: You get A's and B's in all the classes that you do, ok. So, intellectually, there is no reason you can't.
Father: It's the lack of focus on what you are doing, and not getting distracted by other things.
Mother: and you have to be more efficient, or of being organized, ok. So that's what- that's why we keep pushing you- that because you say "I need experience, nobody is going to hire me if I need experience." If you get a four-year degree, from Cincinatti, that includes three or four co-ops. The co-ops is going to be your experience. The co-ops is going to be what you put on your resume, ok. So that when you go for a job- but you have to get there, ok. But if you are constantly late for the co-ops, or if you are constantly late for your classes, ok. Or if you are turning in projects late, or if you are turning in classwork late, ok. So this is something you've got to develop what works for you. Everybody uses something different. Maybe trial and error. Some people are list makers- I am a list maker. You said you were using post-it notes, right?
CIA Nigger: [speaks softly] yeah...
Mother: So I mean, there are some people that set alarms every 10 to 15 minutes so that they check in and make sure that they've accomplished what they've- or they get back to it, ok?
CIA Nigger: [speaks softly] yup...
Mother: So it's going to take a lot of adjustment, now. Right now you spend, probably, I would say-
Father: [interrupts] Now you tell us
Mother: You tell us, how much time do you spend down here on the computer?
CIA Nigger: Do you want to be honest why?
Mother: You just tell me, how many hours do you think a day down here on games or on internet websites.
CIA Nigger: ... too many.
Mother: How many hours? Just give us a number.
CIA Nigger: I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. I was going to say too many because-
Father: [interrupts] Why don't you just give me a percent?
Mother: See? See now right there- that is not-
CIA Nigger: [interrupts] I'm being honest.
Mother: See, but I know, I know you are being honest but you're saying you know "I don't think there is a problem", ok.
CIA Nigger: I'm not saying I don't think there is a problem.
Mother: I'm saying, what you are saying is "I am telling your what I want your to hear" I don't want you to tell me what you want to hear.
CIA Nigger: I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY. I'm just saying.
Mother: So let's say if you get on at 6, ok. Maybe take an hour off, and you play until 2-
CIA Nigger: I was going to stop doing that.
Mother: What I'm saying is that you are probably spending more than 40 hours a week doing that. So it's fine if you want to spend 1 or 2 hours a day- that's fine if that's on your schedule, but you have to realize that there probably isn't enough time during the week to keep doing that and take on a 40 hour week and take on a 40 hour class, ok. And this is only three classes.
Father: Are you ready, are you mentally ready to give that up? I mean, that is what you are going to have to decide.
CIA Nigger: I'll decide.
Father: OK, but if you are not ready to decide, and again, I guess what bothers me was this weekend you admitted that you had trouble focusing, and you were ready to try something, and all of a sudden, were back to "I don't really have trouble focusing, I'm going to change, I am going to do this" but we have no steps to how we are going to do it.
Mother: There is no plan. There is no plan. There is no saying, "you know, I can't do this alone"
Father: "I'm going to need help"
Mother: "I'm going to need help doing this" And then we are going to start getting you the help that you need. We have done this since the time that you were little. We saw what needed to be done, we got help from other people, and we helped you-
Father: Jacob, it's like 1 in 10 people have some form of attention deficient, ok. Some are milder than others, some are more intensive. It's somethin- it's something that is just like-
Mother: It's how your brain is wired. Everyone's brain is wired a little differently.
Father: Is why you do somethings extremely well, and somethings you have trouble with. Until you are willing to admit, ok, that "I may need help". Until then, we are going to keep doing the exact same thing over and over again and get the same crappy result.
Mother: You are better than that. You are very capable.
Father: So you are going to have to think tomorrow and ask, "what plans are we going to make to move on?" Are you willing to make the time commitment? You're going to have to cut back on that stuff a ton. Until you get the handle of, ok, how much work it's going to take to do that. But that has to come first- that has to be your priority if you want to move onto the next phase of your life.
Mother: 'Cause, we've had trouble you've telling me, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did all my homework" then I go on and check and you're missing three, four, assignments. And its like "oh, I thought I put those in, oh, I'll get 'em in, and I'll do it"
Father: And you are just telling us what we want to hear, and the time for that is over, ok? You tell us what we want to hear and I'd rather have the truth. Because until we get to the truth, until everybody is honest- the first time I've felt you've been honest in a long time was Saturday when you admitted that you had trouble focusing even before the accident and everything else. That was the first time you were honest and you were afraid to tell us. I'd rather have the truth, because all it does is that we just waste a whole bunch of time and energy and money, because we didn't have the truth and you weren't being honest, ok? So, I'm done talking about it, ok? Tomorrow-
Mother: Tomorrow we are going to ask you...
Father: We are going to have to come up with something, ok?
CIA Nigger: [sighs] yeah...
Mother: I called, um, I called the One Stop, and they said they finally found me in the thing and they said I have to wait 24 hours for the process then I will be able to get on. Now, can you look on? There is no reason you can't look on-
CIA Nigger: Yeah, I'll have to try filling that out I guess. The health insurance thing, I have to go back before I even can check.
Mother: Oh, I thought you already filled it out. Do you have the insurance form?
CIA Nigger: I'll do it like real instantly like now.
Mother: OK...
[Door slams]
CIA Nigger: [whispers to mic] happy missed slavery(???)
Mother: If you want to go...
CIA Nigger: Alright, alright. So I'm guessing you want to sign me up to the gym tomorrow, right?
Mother: Well we can do it tonight or tomorrow. What do you want to do?
CIA Nigger: Well, first, could we - can we do the talk or somethin?
Mother: Yeah, we are going to talk first.
CIA Nigger: Alright.
Mother: It's not going to take long, because, there's no - I'd rather do several short ones than a really long one.
CIA Nigger: Alright, alright - Let's do this one now.
Mother: OK, that's fine. Do you have a list? Let's get the list of the different characteristics. Alright. Dad said that uh...
CIA Nigger: [interrupts and sighs] Yeah?
Mother: that you felt - and I don't really care about labels, it don't matter. It don't matter whether we - you know - whether we label to it or not. What matters is that we - well, it's not just that.
CIA Nigger: Well I can't focus right.
Father: [incomprehensible]
Mother: OK. Well, it's more than that. It's, it's - because it really got me thinking once we started thinking and I started lookin at the - you know the characteristics? A lot of people will have a some point. Dad and I. If you look through it dad and I, have different problems and have this- and have some of these. Um, but the only problem arises is one if- you have to put that away. OK.
CIA Nigger: Sorry, I-
Mother: Is one if it causes anxiety, or two if it becomes obstacles in achieving what you want to achieve. So in this case it is getting through-
Father: [interrupts] education
Mother: getting through school and getting a job. OK?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: OK. So what we have to look at is- look at these and then there's plenty of suggestions from there- is how we can, um, because some of these is- not going to go away, you just kind of learn how to adapt, OK? Like one of them on here, I don't know if it's one here, but forgetfulness, or losing things, OK? Like I'm always losing my keys. One of the reasons we started putting them over there is because I lose my keys - or if - my cards, I had to start putting them in one particular place. I have these glasses, ok, because they never leave my neck. So it's just adapting. Or if you are going to be - if you leave early enough, ok. So that you know, or if you plan ahead enough so that you are not rushing out the door, ok. So, let's go through some of these, ok. And not all of these are going to - are going to pertain to your life. So, anxiety. Anxiety- do you have anxiety?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: [Reads off the list] Chronic boredom?
CIA Nigger: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Father: [interrupts] Let's put it this way, do you have- are you chronically bored when you don't have a phone, or you don't have an electronic device?
CIA Nigger: [says with attitude] Depends on what they're do-een.
Mother: OK, but there's lots of times people ask and you'll go- "oh, this is just so boring and I'm just so bored, I can't do this" I hear that more out of your mouth-
CIA Nigger: I just say-ed that.
Father: Well, no, but it's- listen, there's nothing to be ashamed of
Mother: This is jus-
Father: There is nothing to be-
CIA Nigger: I KNOWWW
Father: BUT LISTEN- but, if you are not going to be honest.
CIA Nigger: I'm being honest.
Mother: ok...
CIA Nigger: I don't know the right word for it.
Mother: You don't know the right word for it- ok, let's go on. Chronic lateness and forgetfulness. That is you, ok. How many times "I forgot, I forgot, I forgot?" - or you are rushing out in the last minute? OK?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: [Reads off the list] Depression at times. Difficultly concentrating when reading.
CIA Nigger: [sighs] yup...
Mother: [Reads off the list] Difficulty controlling anger.
Mother: Um, there's sometimes you get irritable, but not- you don't like throw things at us.
CIA Nigger: No...
Mother: We've come a long way. We've come a really long way and we've gotten much better at controlling that.
Mother: [Reads off list] Employment problems.
Mother: Well, that's not an issue at this point...
Mother: [Reads off list] Impulsiveness
Mother: Well, you have really come a long way in this one too, because, um, yeah- there's a time when you would just act or you would just jump in a middle of a conversation, or you would just whatever
Father: or somebody would have, like a new phone or a new computer, and you had to touch it, you couldn't look at it and you couldn't stop
Mother: yeah, there times when you couldn't stop yourself. yeah, you've gotten a lot better um-
Mother: [Reads off list] Low frustration tolerance
Mother: What do you think about that one, do you get frustrated easily?
CIA Nigger: Well, it all depends-
Mother: Well, it is true, it all depends on what it is, ok? Like what, what are some of the things that cause you frustration?
CIA Nigger: When I have to like constantly do the same things over and over again, because the same thing happens again and nobody ever picks up.
Mother: Like what?
CIA Nigger: Well, like with the computer viruses.
Mother: ok...
Father: What do you mean nobody ever picks up?
CIA Nigger: Well, like nobody ever picks up on the fact that you shouldn't click that link.
Mother: ok, is there anything- ok, so you get frustrated with us when we keep asking you to help?
CIA Nigger: Yeah.
Mother: So is there anything else that you do that you get frustrated with?
CIA Nigger: Not really.
Mother: Not really. Well, I-
Father: [interrupts] Math.
Mother: Math. You get easily frustrated with math. You start to do it and if you don't know how to do it right away you just give up. Right?
CIA Nigger: Because-
Father: [interrupts] Well, no.
Mother: But I mean that is the frustration.
CIA Nigger: Most of the time I am on a test.
Mother: Well yeah- but yeah that is the frustration.
Father: Jacob. You weren't on a test when you were upstairs doing the practice.
CIA Nigger: I was acting like it was.
Father: No, but- then again that is a frustration.
Mother: That is a frustration. OK, that is a frustration. So you are easily frustrated if it's something you don't know what to do or you don't want to do it. OK?
CIA Nigger: [says softly] yeah...
Mother: [Reads off list] Low self esteem.
CIA Nigger: Not now.
Mother: OK.
Father: Not all those times you've told us, "that I feel like a piece of crap."
CIA Nigger: [says with attitude] That was then.
Father: But I mean, it's something that happens once in a while.
Mother: Ok, that's fine. Ok here we go.
Mother: [Reads off list] Poor organizational skills.
Mother: Ok, we have to admit, you got poor organizational skills. Right?
Father: Is that true?
Mother: Is it true?
CIA Nigger: It's just- It all depends on what you want me to say.
Mother: Ok, let's just go with your-
Father: [interrupts] Now wait a minute-
CIA Nigger: NO I DON'T. Not anymore!
Father: Ok now wait a minute. Alright, when it's time for you to leave at 5:30. When do you start getting ready?
CIA Nigger: You said organizational skills.
Mother: Organizational means getting your stuff together...
Father: Ok, knowing that ok, I have everything I need together- it's all together, it's right here. I can just leave. Ok- that's one of the organizational skills. Ok, knowing where your stuff is. That's an organizational skill. OK? And again if you're not ready to be honest, then again, things are not going to change. If it's like "I don't want to be labeled ADD, I'm not ADD", I'm going to answer all of these questions so I don't have it, that's not going to help you, ok? And if that- like I said, you admitted that you have focus problems- and you know it, ok?
CIA Nigger: That was sometimes, I didn't elaborate on it.
Father: And it doesn't mean that you have it all the time, it isn't how it works. It usually works in things that you are not interested in- that's when the focus comes. Ok? That's when it's a problem.
Mother: I will tell you my concern, ok? This is my concern over the sleeping, ok?
CIA Nigger: DON'T- Can you STOP?
Mother: Ok, I'm not going to say anything more about the sleeping, but I'm going to tell ya.
CIA Nigger: When you have a schedule.
Mother: This is your schedule for January, this is your classes. You have 9 hours, ok? It is suggested, recommended study hours. So for three classes, it is going to be between 18 and 27 hours. You've got 9 hours of classes, and 27 hours, so 36 hours. It will take ya about 45 minutes- an hour and a half a day, so it's going to take you about 7 and a half hours of travel time, ok? So you are going to be putting in a 40 hour week, ok? Now what has happened in the past, ok, and this has happened before the accident. If you have a lot you are going to get overwhelmed and-
Father: and you feel stress...
Mother: and you feel stress, and then you can't concentrate.
Father: [interrupts] and the only way to relieve stress is you go play video games, you do something to relieve stress and that's fine. That's one thing, but the stress builds up because you are not ready for stuff.
Mother: It has to be in moderation.
Father: And you put things off.
Mother: That's organizational and procrastination. You wait until the very end.
Father: And if you are in class and you can't focus and concentrate then class didn't do you very good then you have to study even more.
CIA Nigger: [says softly] ok...
Mother: Ok, then you come home and then you- then all of the stress drains your energy- ok. So what we're saying- is that one way to reduce stress, ok, is to become more organized and to have a schedule, ok?
CIA Nigger: Alright.
Mother: Alright, so that's what we try- that's why we stressed so much of getting on a schedule from going to bed earlier- I mean going to bed earlier and getting up earlier, ok? Because if not, you are going to come home from class and you need to put in about three hours a day- three hours a day just for studying and reading.
Father: You know, you may need an hour- your know, ok, "I am going to study from 12 to 1 on this, then half hour break"- but I mean you have to organize and it's not going to be fun- but to get where you are going it's not necessarily going to be fun.
Mother: See and the other thing is, it is another characteristic on the other one is that, um
Mother: [Reads off list] Trouble estimating how long something takes, how much time you are going to need to accomplish a task.
Mother: You have trouble with that, I don't know if you recognize that at all, but you have trouble with that. 'Cause times I'll ask you, "How much time do you need", and sometimes you'll say "15 minutes" and then it's like and hour, an hour and a half. Or, you'll say "an hour" and it will only take 15 minutes. There is sometimes like this morning, ordering your books, ok. It should not have taken 4 to 5 hours for you to order your books, ok. And every time I asked, it's like "oh I was just ready to get on the click" or "I already looked and it and I'm going to do it" and "oh, I was going to do something else but I'm going to do it" I don't know why there was the time lag, ok? But that was just one example of something that should have-
Father: But if you have three classes you are not going to be able to do that. Something is going to have to change how you do that.
Mother: See, intellectually, you can do it.
Father: Nothing is saying you can't-
Mother: You get A's and B's in all the classes that you do, ok. So, intellectually, there is no reason you can't.
Father: It's the lack of focus on what you are doing, and not getting distracted by other things.
Mother: and you have to be more efficient, or of being organized, ok. So that's what- that's why we keep pushing you- that because you say "I need experience, nobody is going to hire me if I need experience." If you get a four-year degree, from Cincinatti, that includes three or four co-ops. The co-ops is going to be your experience. The co-ops is going to be what you put on your resume, ok. So that when you go for a job- but you have to get there, ok. But if you are constantly late for the co-ops, or if you are constantly late for your classes, ok. Or if you are turning in projects late, or if you are turning in classwork late, ok. So this is something you've got to develop what works for you. Everybody uses something different. Maybe trial and error. Some people are list makers- I am a list maker. You said you were using post-it notes, right?
CIA Nigger: [speaks softly] yeah...
Mother: So I mean, there are some people that set alarms every 10 to 15 minutes so that they check in and make sure that they've accomplished what they've- or they get back to it, ok?
CIA Nigger: [speaks softly] yup...
Mother: So it's going to take a lot of adjustment, now. Right now you spend, probably, I would say-
Father: [interrupts] Now you tell us
Mother: You tell us, how much time do you spend down here on the computer?
CIA Nigger: Do you want to be honest why?
Mother: You just tell me, how many hours do you think a day down here on games or on internet websites.
CIA Nigger: ... too many.
Mother: How many hours? Just give us a number.
CIA Nigger: I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. I was going to say too many because-
Father: [interrupts] Why don't you just give me a percent?
Mother: See? See now right there- that is not-
CIA Nigger: [interrupts] I'm being honest.
Mother: See, but I know, I know you are being honest but you're saying you know "I don't think there is a problem", ok.
CIA Nigger: I'm not saying I don't think there is a problem.
Mother: I'm saying, what you are saying is "I am telling your what I want your to hear" I don't want you to tell me what you want to hear.
CIA Nigger: I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY. I'm just saying.
Mother: So let's say if you get on at 6, ok. Maybe take an hour off, and you play until 2-
CIA Nigger: I was going to stop doing that.
Mother: What I'm saying is that you are probably spending more than 40 hours a week doing that. So it's fine if you want to spend 1 or 2 hours a day- that's fine if that's on your schedule, but you have to realize that there probably isn't enough time during the week to keep doing that and take on a 40 hour week and take on a 40 hour class, ok. And this is only three classes.
Father: Are you ready, are you mentally ready to give that up? I mean, that is what you are going to have to decide.
CIA Nigger: I'll decide.
Father: OK, but if you are not ready to decide, and again, I guess what bothers me was this weekend you admitted that you had trouble focusing, and you were ready to try something, and all of a sudden, were back to "I don't really have trouble focusing, I'm going to change, I am going to do this" but we have no steps to how we are going to do it.
Mother: There is no plan. There is no plan. There is no saying, "you know, I can't do this alone"
Father: "I'm going to need help"
Mother: "I'm going to need help doing this" And then we are going to start getting you the help that you need. We have done this since the time that you were little. We saw what needed to be done, we got help from other people, and we helped you-
Father: Jacob, it's like 1 in 10 people have some form of attention deficient, ok. Some are milder than others, some are more intensive. It's somethin- it's something that is just like-
Mother: It's how your brain is wired. Everyone's brain is wired a little differently.
Father: Is why you do somethings extremely well, and somethings you have trouble with. Until you are willing to admit, ok, that "I may need help". Until then, we are going to keep doing the exact same thing over and over again and get the same crappy result.
Mother: You are better than that. You are very capable.
Father: So you are going to have to think tomorrow and ask, "what plans are we going to make to move on?" Are you willing to make the time commitment? You're going to have to cut back on that stuff a ton. Until you get the handle of, ok, how much work it's going to take to do that. But that has to come first- that has to be your priority if you want to move onto the next phase of your life.
Mother: 'Cause, we've had trouble you've telling me, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did all my homework" then I go on and check and you're missing three, four, assignments. And its like "oh, I thought I put those in, oh, I'll get 'em in, and I'll do it"
Father: And you are just telling us what we want to hear, and the time for that is over, ok? You tell us what we want to hear and I'd rather have the truth. Because until we get to the truth, until everybody is honest- the first time I've felt you've been honest in a long time was Saturday when you admitted that you had trouble focusing even before the accident and everything else. That was the first time you were honest and you were afraid to tell us. I'd rather have the truth, because all it does is that we just waste a whole bunch of time and energy and money, because we didn't have the truth and you weren't being honest, ok? So, I'm done talking about it, ok? Tomorrow-
Mother: Tomorrow we are going to ask you...
Father: We are going to have to come up with something, ok?
CIA Nigger: [sighs] yeah...
Mother: I called, um, I called the One Stop, and they said they finally found me in the thing and they said I have to wait 24 hours for the process then I will be able to get on. Now, can you look on? There is no reason you can't look on-
CIA Nigger: Yeah, I'll have to try filling that out I guess. The health insurance thing, I have to go back before I even can check.
Mother: Oh, I thought you already filled it out. Do you have the insurance form?
CIA Nigger: I'll do it like real instantly like now.
Mother: OK...
[Door slams]
CIA Nigger: [whispers to mic] happy missed slavery(???)