I’m getting a divorce because of Kiwifarms

[George Lucas]

Basically my wife is tired of me not putting any effort into our relationship anymore and we don’t have sex. Kiwifarms gives me all the gratification I need, so I said ‘why not’ and talked to her about it. If I didn’t have Kiwifarms I’d probably be doing something gay like going to couples’ therapy.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

okay

 

[the clap]

Marry a lolcow, get that forum badge

 

[Kermit Jizz]

That mean your pussy is available?

 

[Kosher Dill]

If I didn’t have Kiwifarms I’d probably be doing something gay like going to couples’ therapy.

Those don't have to be mutually exclusive. Registrations are opening up soon, get her to start an account and we can do couples therapy right here.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Tell her shes fat and ugly and that you would not have sex with her

 

[Kari Kamiya]

It's because your 3D waifu is triggered by your 2D waifu. Go back to your Gundam avatar and life will return to pre-midterms normal.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

But George, you already divorced your first wife, despite being the reason your older films weren't complete shit. Your new black lady wife isn't as harsh, but if you go MGTOW and divorce her, you'll have no grounding in reality and go super-Jedi/Sith crazy.

I don't think the world can handle that...

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

At least you got married in the first place.

 

[Doppelmonger]

If the Farms took you to this point, take some of the farms out to make the flame of passion burn again! Use a random.txt quote to give you the motivation to save your relationship.

Whenever she is with her friends, talk to her ear: "Condensating Bitches"

If she goes to the bathroom, think to yourself: "I know guys girly girls, but my wife poops a lot"

And when you are in the bedroom doing what two consenting adults do, holler from the top of your lungs: "Yiff yiff!" as you lean towards her and say softly: "That is what foxes say"

I hope you get the idea. Good luck getting your relationship fixed!

 

[Troon_Patrol]

My GF hates I'm on KF and I don't care.

 

[Thumb Butler]

The Keffals thread has ruined many relationships.

 

[Florence]

imagine having a wife, absolute reddit-tier

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

so which troon are you jerking off to?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Kiwi farms is not a healthy replacement for a real relationship. It's like replacing food with cheap booze; something you do when you no longer want to live.

 

[Fireman Sam]

You should have brought her here like any rational person would do instead of abandoning her.
Quick! Mods! Ban this man! You will save a dying relationship by throwing that hammer!

 

[retard strength]

congrats king! ive been told that there's nothing gayer than dating and having sex with a women. time to grab that hetereosexuality back by its sweaty balls.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Kiwi farms is not a healthy replacement for a real relationship. It's like replacing food with cheap booze; something you do when you no longer want to live.

Joke's on you - I'm already dead inside.

 

[Harambe]

My wife always tells me "are you on that retard site again?"
I say "which one"
she says "the one with the trans who raped his mom"
I say "yeah, there's a bunch of funny retards"
she says "you're retarded"
I say "you're retarded"

This is similar to our conversations when I see she's watching tiktok and there's no dog or ape onscreen. Tiktok is the best platform for animals, and the worst platform for humans
kiwifarms is the best platform for humans, and the worst for animals

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Okay, but you can't have sex and procreate with other KF users.