Manosphere Simon Alexander Öhlund / Simon Öhlund / Simon Ölund / SwedishElliotRodger / SWEDISHGOD28 - Pedophile and wannabe-rapist. Fucks his cat.

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His last post; hasn't logged in since Feb 18, 2020

Did this guy actually become an hero?
Nope - still alive: https://mrkoll.se/person/Simon-Alex...cYfrulaTulaTbTAQmdYQacYfrkyqRaQkyqRaQuerAuerA
Nope! Still alive and making music. Claims to be playing at a big Scandinavian music festival in September. No likes, no comments on his post, so his fan base is still small...


And, yes, I found this thread because I got curious about the "I sing in a metal band" quote that pops up in random.txt.
Has been said, but yeah, that's the wrong guy. He's just chosen the unfortunate combo of having the same first and middle name as his artist name.
 
Many ppl dont know is that i actually raped a girl years ago due to rejection. The reason i never got charged with it was due to the fact she killed herself afterwards. What i will never understand is that i am a funny good looking and musically talented guy but women never gave me a fucking chance. And i dont regret one fucking thing in all this!
 
Many ppl dont know is that i actually raped a girl years ago due to rejection. The reason i never got charged with it was due to the fact she killed herself afterwards. What i will never understand is that i am a funny good looking and musically talented guy but women never gave me a fucking chance. And i dont regret one fucking thing in all this!
A cat doesn't count Simon.
 
Youre all so fucking stupid thats why i like messing with u all. I never fucked my cat you sickos also i am not a pedo. I have never touched any kid or have a sexual attraction towards kids. You all should just kill yourselves. Or im gonna find you and kill you i promise. Någon här som är min granne?
Cool, we're getting to the the part in the eternal lolcow loop where you go full "I was just pretending to be a retard" and backpedal. You're convicted for possession of CP, you dumb nigger.

Friendly reminder: A guy who literally couldn't get laid in a brothel because of his non functioning dick is not that scary. When someone called you on the phone and told you they were on the way to your apartment, you ran and locked the door. When someone actually came into your apartment and rescued your cat you just laid there on the floor and took it like a sissy.

PS. Jag är din granne Simon. Kom gärna över och fika. Puss på mikropenisen!
 
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Cool, we're getting to the the part in the eternal lolcow loop where you go full "I was just pretending to be a retard" and backpedal. You're convicted for possession of CP, you dumb nigger.

Friendly reminder: A guy who literally couldn't get laid in a brothel because of his non functioning dick is not that scary. When someone called you on the phone and told you they were on the way to your apartment, you ran and locked the door. When someone actually came into your apartment and rescued your cat you just laid there on the floor and took it like a sissy.

PS. Jag är din granne Simon. Kom gärna över och fika. Puss på mikropenisen!
Kom gärna över själv jag är hemma klockan fyra. Jag tror inte ett skit på dig. Och ifall du gör det kommer jag knivhugga dig. Nigger.
 
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