Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

What happened to that Synecdoche series? You've put off doing any work relating to it for half a decade and your excuse is that you spaced Part 6 out for "thematic" purposes. What happened to many of the reviews you promised to work on, yet they still aren't made? If you put more time into your YMS content and not spend more time on a shitty gaming channel you know isn't profitable, you'd get YMS videos out more often. People just want you to upload movie reviews, so why can't you do that?
by the time the next one comes out Charlie Kaufman will already be dead.
 
So in the end did Confused Matthew win?
He doesn't want to fuck dogs and I never had to see him nude.
 
If there's one good thing I can say about Adam, it's that I've never seen him give a bad movie a good review for being woke. He'll give Disney Star Wars shit, he'll give Captain Marvel shit, he'll give Eternals, Santa Inc., and Mindy Kaling Velma shit. I've even seen a comment calling him racist for giving so many people of color movies bad reviews.

And even though he's a Michael Moore head, he still doesn't like things like orange man bad. One of his Oscars reviews said, "This is terrible! It's all Trump jokes! Everyone's going up like, hey, you ever heard of a guy named Donald Trump?"
 
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I don't understand this kind of exhibitionism. Who is this for? Sure there's some weirdos who simp for his gross nudes on Twitter, but I just don't get why he does this. At this rate he's uploading pictures of his dick more regularly than videos to his main channel.
It's easier to upload dick pics than actual videos and he needs attention so bad he's practically got GOTIS.
 
You gotta love that a major reason he chose his fursona was the fact he would always tout "OMG guise I'm just so hung like a horsey heehee." uh huh
I don't understand this kind of exhibitionism. Who is this for? Sure there's some weirdos who simp for his gross nudes on Twitter, but I just don't get why he does this. At this rate he's uploading pictures of his dick more regularly than videos to his main channel.
Definitely not a new thing. He mentioned a long time ago on a stream that he used to do cam shit like wacking off in front of strangers. Maybe it wasn't camming specifically but I'm certain he said he used to do some form of amateur porn for money back then and that they are still probably floating around, but he made sure to cut off his head in them. As for it being "exhibitionist" for him, I don't think so. He always has to make it clear that he's not some puritanical prude and that it would be healthier for society if people embraced their sexuality and weren't "weirded out" by nudity. Adam prides himself on having no boundaries, sharing every personal thing about himself and lets it all hang out (literally) even though some of his fans think its a bit much.
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