Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[get-tar manajerk]

For those familiar with Peep Show, how many of you agree that Fatrick’s life, if described, could be mistaken for a character from that show?

It’s just impossible levels of fail after fail, yet he still doesn’t kill himself.

Jez and Mark at least had each other, even if they were often the reason for each other’s misfortunes and humiliation.

Perhaps Nikki also has a tragically comic life of fail, but because she has marginally more dignity than to tweet constantly about it, we know much less.

Perhaps Nikki is Mark to Patrick’s Jez.

Mark and Jez had friends and weren't obese.

 

[FinnSven]

Mark and Jez had friends and weren't obese.

Ok, that is a good point.

Fatrick still comes off like a sitcom character.

 

[I Do Not Post]

It's time for Fat Rick E-mail like every day I hope that it's from a female. Aw, man, not a female.

Dear Fat Rick
Do you take off your pig hooves and sweaty fat face when you go to bed?
Sincerely
Dan Mullen, Tekken.

Well that's a stupid question Dan child.
Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed, child?
And if so are you some kind of robot?
-Fat Pig

Sorry, I had to. Strong Sad would fit much more, though.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I actually can't bring myself to read his writing. The secondhand embarrassment is too much.

 

[skol]

Ha ha guys, those AI generated texts are great. It’s funny to see how computer forgets what the story was about and just chaotically runs from one thought to the other. Now please somebody post his real works…. Guys.?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fat Rick should scrap the entire thing and write Tiny Tim running an orphanage instead. After all, Pat has first hand experience orphaning a child.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry, I had to. Strong Sad would fit much more, though.

You'd need a whole other character. Wrong Fat.

 

[Pargon]

Mark and Jez had friends and weren't obese.

Jez had no trouble admitting he enjoyed things like getting fucked in the ass by women. He also had no trouble pulling at least once or twice.

Mark at least made an effort to support and provide for his child instead of immediately heading for the hills after Sophie divorced his ass.

Mark and Jez were codependent and the show ended with a strong implication that they would remain with and die together. Patrick has no one in his life who won’t piss on his grave and skip out on the bill for his burial.

 

[Maude Snew]

You'd need a whole other character. Wrong Fat.

The only thing strong about him is his odor though and the only things he's bad at is all of them. StrongBadRick original character donut steal.

 

[SomethingFishi]

How many more words do you think Fat has typed out on Twitter than he has written into his own books?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

God damn Patrick is so fat his writing oozes adipose.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Changing his insults, much like changing his phone number to avoid constant felony harassment, would be letting the assholes win (or whatever cliche he claims his parents hung up on the family refrigerator)

Say what you will about Fatass McLardlinson, but at least he clings to his retardation like the fat clings to his bones.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Interesting how fervent anti-fascist political pundit Patrick Tomlinson hasn't squealed anything about the unprecedented protests going on in China. Too busy bitching about his valiant battle over blue checkmark badges on an app to care about a country of 1.4 billion seeing historical resistance to totalitarianism.

Phony antifascist, phony geek, phony runner, phony father, phony car mechanic.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Dear Wrong Fat,

How do you type with such massive hooves?

Crapfully yours,

Dan.


Dear Dan,

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.

You have been instructed, many millions of times, to cease contacting this e-mail address. Continuing to do so constitutes felony e-mail harassment. Do not contact this e-mail again.

 

[Broadside]

"Breath that smelled of pork pie and cheap gin".

Oddly specifc there.

Who the fuck washes down a pork pie with gin? I seriously doubt this is British custom

Pat logic: "Well they're both Bri'ish things ain't they!"

 

[John_Smith]

After a cursory read of that sample, I have concluded that Patso is merely a Lorem Ipsum generator, but one that uses English, not Latin, words.

Kiwibros, Kiwisis' and Pests who have suffered through any of his books, is this his typical prose?

 

[Berrakh]

Childs Per Hour would be a good metric to determine how mad Tomlinson is.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Fat Rick should scrap the entire thing and write Tiny Tim running an orphanage instead. After all, Pat has first hand experience orphaning a child.

Yeah then he could team up with Oliver Twist and be 19th century Batman!

After a cursory read of that sample, I have concluded that Patso is merely a Lorem Ipsum generator, but one that uses English, not Latin, words.

Kiwibros, Kiwisis' and Pests who have suffered through any of his books, is this his typical prose?

Basically his first book which he worked the longest on was largely blah but inoffensive but as he released more books the quality quickly did a 9/11 leap out the window. Honestly I think by the time of Starship Repo he was just publishing his first drafts.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Interesting how fervent anti-fascist political pundit Patrick Tomlinson hasn't squealed anything about the unprecedented protests going on in China. Too busy bitching about his valiant battle over blue checkmark badges on an app to care about a country of 1.4 billion seeing historical resistance to totalitarianism.

Phony antifascist, phony geek, phony runner, phony father, phony car mechanic.

Communism is anti-fascist, child.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Actual tough guy