DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

I know I'm late on this, but the fact that he financed a new TV the second he found out he was eligible is indisputable proof that he hasn't learned a fucking thing about handling money responsibly.

How many times has been on a prestream complaining about x, y, and z payment coming up shortly, and how hes worried that he won't be bale to afford it? Things were so bad that he had to declare bankruptcy. Doesn't matter... He was just excited that Amazon didnt check credit, and he couldn't wait to spend more money that he doesn't have.

Remarkable retard.

It was obvious he hadn't learned anything when he pignotised himself into thinking that the bankruptcy was a win. He only lamented that he couldn't get good credit cards.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Yeah, not buying this. Have you seen the swat stream? The police didn't do a tactical entry, nobody was cuffed, it was a pretty quick visit where it was laughed off as gamer shit. If they heard that screaming and gunshots on the call they would NOT fuck around with a soft response like that.

Over exaggerated a swatting reminds me of someone with a stinkditch, but then again dsp lives in a gated community so I doubt the cops were gonna barge in thier. If it was in a poorer neighborhood maybe

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Over exaggerated a swatting reminds me of someone with a stinkditch, but then again dsp lives in a gated community so I doubt the cops were gonna barge in thier. If it was in a poorer neighborhood maybe

If I recall, someone in that gated community was swatted a year or so before Phil moved there and the SWAT team caused a shit ton of damage to the property when they broke in. I'll try to find the article.

EDIT
Found the article

Renton woman demands payment two years after SWAT raid

Melinda De La Torre says her Renton home still bears the scars of the terrible night when a SWAT team riddled it with rockets and grenades loaded with pepper gas for four hours—looking for a man who wasn’t there.

www.kiro7.com

 

[Local Degenerate]

Yeah, not buying this. Have you seen the swat stream? The police didn't do a tactical entry, nobody was cuffed, it was a pretty quick visit where it was laughed off as gamer shit. If they heard that screaming and gunshots on the call they would NOT fuck around with a soft response like that.

To play devils advocate, Phil is absolutely paranoid enough to warn the cops about possible swatting instances, and when you do that, in my experience, they'll be a lot more forgiving. Especially if you let them in to take a look around before hand, showing a willingness to cooperate, and that you have no weapons to speak of.

It's not a guarantee, obviously, but despite ACABFags reeing, cops aren't stupid. Well, 40/60, but still. They know swatting is a thing. So, if they have your name in the records as cooperative with no offenses to your name, plus a warning that you're a streamer and may get swatted, PLUS, as Xavier points out, living in a bougie neighborhood like his, it's believable they'd just send out a squad to check, likely with a swat team on standby just in case. Swatting is averted, but they still responded, just in case.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Thanks. Found it myself a little while ago scrolling through all his shit. Absolutely revolting he thought that was appropriate,

Since he was talking about headaches again recently and his retarded concept, they are caused by brain swelling, do you all think he thinks that is true because he would get seriously hung over constantly? It wouldn't shock me if he was mixing up hangovers with headaches and decided randomly brain swelling causes them for him for whatever reason.

Mr. Burnell's propensity to aggressively/confidently give out erroneous medical/health info/advice is the main reason I hate him. And I don't think he gets hangovers, because he does "hair of the dog" in that seltzer bottle every morning, by pouring a couple shots of clear liquor in there before transitioning into the suspicious lip-smacking thermos of "water" in the night stream. It's a steady stream of semi-functional drunkenness. People associate alcoholism with sloppiness, but functional alcoholics can be extremely regimented in their lifestyle, appearance, and how they drink (at least for a certain periods, even years).

If you'll notice he never cracks the seltzer on stream, and there's never any sign or sound of carbonation. He blames his belches on it, but also belches throughout the entire night streams. All those Total Wine expenses don't go into expensive bottles of scotch that is gifted to business associates. Much more likely it is middle shelf hard liquor that goes down the pig gullet; every last drop.
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I was watching this Dan "The Beast" Severn interview where he said he refused the WWE's request to paint 666 on his forehead as like a satanic "beast" gimmick. He said he lived in small town America and didn't want any potential blowback on him, his business, or his family; because people take those kind of things way too seriously. He then went on to say that pro wrestling "preys on special needs people, who don't realize it's not real." Reminded me of someone we know, who is(was) also a wrestling fanatic.

 

[Iron Father]

If I recall, someone in that gated community was swatted a year or so before Phil moved there and the SWAT team caused a shit ton of damage to the property when they broke in. I'll try to find the article.

EDIT
Found the article

Renton woman demands payment two years after SWAT raid

Melinda De La Torre says her Renton home still bears the scars of the terrible night when a SWAT team riddled it with rockets and grenades loaded with pepper gas for four hours—looking for a man who wasn’t there.

www.kiro7.com

Jesus! 2 years after the Swatting, the paint on her bedroom walls still leaks pepper spray!? That's fucking crazy.

 

[Balr0g]

Low tips makes Phail a pissy boy. He also did this thing that he did back when he had low tips and kept getting dumpstered in Street Beggar where he refused to end the stream in a timely manner and kept playing way overtime until he got any kind of win. Before he ended the stream he RQ 6 matches and on the 7th one he was lucky to get into a Derich lobby where his team won.

And let's not forget in the first stream he made over 200$ (I bet he thanks the gods for his dented fans) so why be so pissy about 23$ later. Still more then his retarded Adpocalypse marathon.
He is and will always be a children's entertainer otherwise I can't explain why he got so much for a fucking Pokemon game. That or the welfare checks cleared early for December

 

[ReentryPhantom]

And let's not forget in the first stream he made over 200$ (I bet he thanks the gods for his dented fans) so why be so pissy about 23$ later. Still more then his retarded Adpocalypse marathon.
He is and will always be a children's entertainer otherwise I can't explain why he got so much for a fucking Pokemon game. That or the welfare checks cleared early for December

He's pissy because you can almost guarantee that $200 was gone 5 minutes after that 1st stream ended.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Thanks. Found it myself a little while ago scrolling through all his shit. Absolutely revolting he thought that was appropriate,

Since he was talking about headaches again recently and his retarded concept, they are caused by brain swelling, do you all think he thinks that is true because he would get seriously hung over constantly? It wouldn't shock me if he was mixing up hangovers with headaches and decided randomly brain swelling causes them for him for whatever reason.

The 'brain swelling' narrative is to cover for the hangover that he knows he has. He ain't stockpiling liquor for an apocalypse with those Total Wine receipts.

And let's not forget in the first stream he made over 200$ (I bet he thanks the gods for his dented fans) so why be so pissy about 23$ later. Still more then his retarded Adpocalypse marathon.
He is and will always be a children's entertainer otherwise I can't explain why he got so much for a fucking Pokemon game. That or the welfare checks cleared early for December

 

[Lord_Point]

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I mean he has a point. There was that one fat streamer who dated an underage fan named Pandalee when he was almost 30 and she was a teenager. I believe it was later proven that he only made contact with the underage not asian girl because he thought he was making contact with an underage asian boy.

 

[Iron Father]

 

[LieLieFyre]

The 'brain swelling' narrative is to cover for the hangover that he knows he has. He ain't stockpiling liquor for an apocalypse with those Total Wine receipts.


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Its even more funny cause he does dye his hair just not in any zany color and not cause he wants to but cause his ego cant take that hes aging rapidly.

 

[Delamain]

Stationary WINS.
Flawless victory.

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I would kill to be in the lobbies that Phil gets it would make this game way more enjoyable

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Two more Slayer videos uploaded this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyU-sbkLsY
"DSP Reacts to kpop advertisments plus mamamoo dingo killing voice reaction November 2022"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKlW1eOZ2wo

"DSP reacts to singapore tourism guide video November 2022"

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil seems to have a bad experience whenever he orders from his local fast food restaurants. Practically every single time. I wonder which is most likely:
1. He is extremely unlucky and keeps getting poorly made orders
2. The employees recognize him due to frequent Karen power trip complaints and are probably spitting in his food too
3. He makes up negative stories to further the act that he has a sophisticated palette and doesn't enjoy shoving fast food down his gullet
4. Every restaurant around him is staffed by mouth drooling morons

Phil would like us to believe it's 4, but I'm leaning 2 or 3.

 

[Comma]

A handful sad individuals dropped around $250 on the early stream yesterday, and still he didn't manage to hit his daily $300 tips goal.

That's just hilarious.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Phil seems to have a bad experience whenever he orders from his local fast food restaurants. Practically every single time. I wonder which is most likely:
1. He is extremely unlucky and keeps getting poorly made orders
2. The employees recognize him due to frequent Karen power trip complaints and are probably spitting in his food too
3. He makes up negative stories to further the act that he has a sophisticated palette and doesn't enjoy shoving fast food down his gullet
4. Every restaurant around him is staffed by mouth drooling morons

Phil would like us to believe it's 4, but I'm leaning 2 or 3.

5. Phil takes every little thing and blows it up as much as possible to make his life seem less empty than it really is

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Phil seems to have a bad experience whenever he orders from his local fast food restaurants. Practically every single time. I wonder which is most likely:
1. He is extremely unlucky and keeps getting poorly made orders
2. The employees recognize him due to frequent Karen power trip complaints and are probably spitting in his food too
3. He makes up negative stories to further the act that he has a sophisticated palette and doesn't enjoy shoving fast food down his gullet
4. Every restaurant around him is staffed by mouth drooling morons

Phil would like us to believe it's 4, but I'm leaning 2 or 3.

I am sure that he is getting discount codes or refunds every time his order is fucked, so it really only benefits him.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Phil's parents really should have had a second child.

Phil's parents really should have had another abortion.

 

[Pargon]

Oh I guess this guy isn’t dead yet. Ok.

I am sure that he is getting discount codes or refunds every time his order is fucked, so it really only benefits him.

This is an excellent way to get your ass banned from ordering from places (if in fact he’s actually ballsy enough to file complaints - he talks a big game to his audience and his audience only.) because while DoorDash/UberEats/Grubhub/whatever doesn’t care because they get their cut no matter what, those discounts come off what the restaurant gets and eventually they’ll look at their receipts and start wondering why one address habitually orders from them despite their order apparently always being wrong.

If Phil got blocked by every Renton eatery within his delivery radius (or, more hilariously, from gig-based delivery services altogether) he would starve to death.