Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

NoReturn said:
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I can't tell if he has any Instagram-only sponsorships since I have limited Instagram access, but it seems like he mirrors every tiktok over there so I don't think there are any platform-exclusives.
Even this one is just Charlotte Tilbury again:
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Oh God, he's doing the boobie drumroll again.

Is the brand list in the OP? If not, it should be. Just so no one has to dig through the thread to find it.

Celestia's Little Helper said:
Idk if you would consider his appearance in an ad for Oraquick (HIV testing kit) a brand endorsement, but that one made me laugh.

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This ad absolutely throws me. The cast a bunch of troons, drag queens, and gays for s musical number set in a time period that would absolutely shun and ridicule all of them into oblivion. I know I've said this before, but it just gets me every time.
 
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My cravat doesn't flutter said:
What. The. Fuck?
Imagine being accosted by a sleep paralysis troon wearing lingerie who beckons you to follow them and being too scared to say no.
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These days, the male-to-Karens would probably Demand To Speak To The Manager if you didn't indulge their creepy fetish/grift. The poor guy probably figures it's not worth risking his livelihood to refuse.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Some poor waiter had to film Dylan for this

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Speaking as someone who was once an emotionally immature teen/20-something, WOMEN don't move like this, but men doing impressions of women? I'm not sure WHY we do it, but we do. Real women don't do this.

I suspect Dylan's an elaborate troll.
 
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David Glowie said:
Yeah. Forget "girlhood", it's more like Dylan's Days of Feminine Consooming.
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After watching him shill product after product in his last tiktoks, I think @NoReturn is onto something, and he is 100% the product of a marketing department. Someone came up with, hey guys, y'know what's hot right now? Troons! Let's get a loveable, harmless-looking, bubbly troon to shill all the shit in our consortium to well-meaning liberal women, and lo, Dylan was born.

Meanwhile he appears to be slowly dying of either AIDs or manorexia, take your pick.
 
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Execution didn't go as well as planned, but whatever. It's like he's on drugs



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malleusmaleficarum said:
day 1141 of being a girl! today im here in the women's restroom and dilating my barbie pouch. i have to use these Tampax tampons to keep my barbie cornflakes from falling out. do any of you other girls want a tampon? *aggressively shaking stall door* do you need a tampon for your barbie pouch?
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inb4 he pulls a Chris and slices his taint open.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Some poor waiter had to film Dylan for this

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if my girlfriend acted like this on a date I'd be calling the candy stripers

also lmao does he really think he looks good in that tiny dress with his completely flat chest and meaty man-legs. I'm sure the Buffalo Bill comparison is overused at this point but like, come the fuck on my man
 
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malleusmaleficarum said:
day 1141 of being a girl! today im here in the women's restroom and dilating my barbie pouch. i have to use these Tampax tampons to keep my barbie cornflakes from falling out. do any of you other girls want a tampon? *aggressively shaking stall door* do you need a tampon for your barbie pouch?
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day 1142 of being a gurl! today we are decorating my nasal feeding tube with this PINK GLITTER NAIL POLISH from Ulta!! it’s so feminine! she will give us the euphoria we need after those mean jealous nurses said i have to eat a whole yogurt to get my calorie consumption up >:( remember ladies, no matter what the haters say, just ignore them and always be yourself!
 
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Hugger Brother said:
if my girlfriend acted like this on a date I'd be calling the candy stripers

also lmao does he really think he looks good in that tiny dress with his completely flat chest and meaty man-legs. I'm sure the Buffalo Bill comparison is overused at this point but like, come the fuck on my man
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I hope Dylan gets breast implants because that would be a funny arc. I’d imagine he’d do a bunch of lingerie try-on videos after it heals lol
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Dylan gives a boob update while shilling for EOS

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The FtM attitude towards having boobs and the AGP attitude towards having boobs are like yin and yang, night and day. Hating them so much that you crush them against your ribcage and then have them completely amputated vs. "I have A-cup moobs! Look at them jiggle! Booby drumroll!"
 
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