Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Grim Snark]

Pissa's recent antics have made me MATI for the past couple weeks. It's gotten to where I'll suddenly think "oh God, has Gomez kicked the bucket yet?" and I'll subconsciously dread opening KF. (I could say a few things, but it would be nothing everyone hasn't read already...)

I'm still shocked that, if Gomez is in such bad shape, he made it through Thanksgiving/Black Friday weekend. New poll: will Gomez make it to the new year?
wishing i could hug my cats right now, but i'm away from home and i miss them

If it makes you feel any better, Gomez probably doesn't have a UTI. As discussed earlier in the thread, he should have died this weekend at the latest, so he's either got the world strongest urinary system and kidneys, or he doesn't have one at all. Personally, I do think Gomez is sick, just not with a UTI, so hopefully he does go to the vet. I don't think Gomez is gonna die any time soon tho.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

And there's more!
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"Winter shoes." She means slippers.

Timestamp:
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And the receipt. Stupid as ever, but notice something?
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She went to Walmart yesterday, Tuesday November 29th, 2022, and paid $92.75 by debit at 4:37pm.
... instead of using that time, trip, and money to take Gomez to the vet.

Aww, but I thought Polly had no way to be driven to the vet yesterday! And most vets in my area close at 5 pm. Pretty sure it's the same in Alabama. So she had time to go to the vet, but nah, Wolmart first. Great. Gotcha.

How much food do you think she loses to pests? Part of me wonders, but also part of me has eyes to see her.

I've thought of that as a reason she keeps mostly frozen food (besides that most of her diet is frozen convenience food). The dry pet food must attract the roaches since they love that shit, and Polly isn't exactly known for storing food properly.

Holy shit, it is 6am, go to bed.
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So now it's $580 for the place to be livable? She really is delusional about how livable this trailer is. I think she's ready to just go in raw soon. If she thinks it's cold and miserable at her current place, wait until she has to beg mommy to get the hot water turned on.

Pretty much everything on there is pre-made or a ridiculous choice for someone on a budget. $9 for precooked fajita chicken, $3.50+ for Mexican crema (something wrong with $1.50 sour cream?), those fucking JD bowls, an unnecessary thing of summer sausage and since I was just at Wally World, I know those four soups at the top are the large cans of Campbell's Chunky.

Yeah, we all know Gomez isn't going to the vet.

Edit: oh, and that "GV 71-90 for nearly $7? It's shrimp.

Someone pointed out elsewhere that the sasuage was andouille. That and the shrimp made me think that she's making some super shitty gumbo, which hurts my soul. Gumbo without roux, mirepoix, okra, or even rice? Sad sad sad shitty soup. My Cajun mother would whack her with a wooden spoon.

Polissa apparently really loves soup. Here is her discussing "Mexican soup" again (which she seems to be making a form of soon with overpriced canned vegetables and preseasoned chicken judging by her receipt):




She also suggested it as a "money saving" option along with fuckin' Mississippi Pot Roast



She's even begged for it before:




I personally find broth based soups especially very unsatisfying, but liquids just run right through my gullet like nothin'. The stew lyfe chose me. Those Chunky soups are particularly big offenders at this to me, so spending all that money on shitty canned soup is a particularly big waste to me along with her protein choices.

Sorry for more Amberlynn Reid references, but I just remembered how much of Hamber's "cooking" involves shitty soups like this a lot. Polly probably likes soup because she can get more food into her gullet faster.

Didn't she mention an outdoor BBQ at some point? A cast iron pan can go directly onto one for cooking and you can get them for less than $20. I doubt she'll put in the effort to take care of it (even as someone who's not lazy and retarded I find it tedious) but it's better than nothing

She did at one point. Later begged for a new kamado type on Amazon because "it broke." No idea if she made a new one.

Speaking of which, how is she making her hamburger soup? I doubt she's using a cooker for it.

If it makes you feel any better, Gomez probably doesn't have a UTI. As discussed earlier in the thread, he should have died this weekend at the latest, so he's either got the world strongest urinary system and kidneys, or he doesn't have one at all. Personally, I do think Gomez is sick, just not with a UTI, so hopefully he does go to the vet. I don't think Gomez is gonna die any time soon tho.

I'm starting to think that Gomez just gets sick very easily now, and Polly is so retarded she thinks it's a UTI and doesn't realize how dire UTIs are in male cats especially. My partner and I refuse to change my cat's mostly wet diet unless we absolutely have to because we're that worried about his kidneys. I'm personally worried she is still making Gomez take the poison. If she stopped and he got better, then she is very, very lucky. Still need to take him to the vet, though. Get your ass to the vet, bitch. We're waiting.

 

[Kweeksilva]

Alright, that's it. This Walmart receipt pissed me off so much I had to do a comparison. I know a lot of you fine frens on this board aren't burgerlanders, but I am, and I live in a part of the country with very similar prices and selections as Polissa. I have written and backspaced a million angry words about being poor, but I know many of y'all have been in a similar place, so I won't go there. I want to illustrate how absolutely fucking wasteful and lazy this bitch is, and I am going to do so via comparison shopping.

This is what $92.75 will buy you from a Walmart in my mostly-comparable southern US area. (The truth is, it is a bit MORE expensive to live here than in Bumfuck, Alabama, but I digress.) This is without taking EBT into account, which is available to use on 75% of the items in this cart. I even included not-shit-tier food and litter for a normal number of household cats. When I was hand-to-mouth poor, I prioritized my (one) cat's needs, as I'm sure most of you would do.

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Sincerest apologies for the size of this post (an absolute unit), but I wanted her receipts included for easy reference.

Spoiler

Edit: I keep looking at this list and seeing ways to save money if you're willing to give up time. My poorbitch days were when I was working two jobs, leaving my shitbox apartment at 6:30 and not getting back until 10pm. Swap the cereal and milk (milk was a luxury I didn't buy back then, as I was not on EBT) with potatoes or more vegetables, keep only one of either the butter or the cooking oil, as they have similar functions, and add more rice and beans (lol), and you can save even more money.

I love meal planning but I'm not from burgerland. So I put my skills to the test and created six day menu for less than $92

Spoiler: The menu

Roasted chicken and vegetables
spaghetti with vegetable sauce and cheese
rice with meat balls in tomato sauce with carrots brocolli
lemon fish with potatoes and frozen veg
potatoes, steak, green beans, and onion gravy
butternut squash chilli with rice

lunches
left over roast chicken sandwich with mayo and salad
tomato soup with grilled cheese toasted sandwiches
tuna melt with salad and mayo
BLTs
Ramen noodles with extra vegetables x 2

breakfast
baked apples with overnight oats x 2
bacon, eggs and beans on toast x 2
poptarts x 2

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I love meal planning but I'm not from burgerland. So I put my skills to the test and created six day menu for less than $92

Spoiler: The menu

Roasted chicken and vegetables
spaghetti with vegetable sauce and cheese
rice with meat balls in tomato sauce with carrots brocolli
lemon fish with potatoes and frozen veg
potatoes, steak, green beans, and onion gravy
butternut squash chilli with rice

lunches
left over roast chicken sandwich with mayo and salad
tomato soup with grilled cheese toasted sandwiches
tuna melt with salad and mayo
BLTs
Ramen noodles with extra vegetables x 2

breakfast
baked apples with overnight oats x 2
bacon, eggs and beans on toast x 2
poptarts x 2


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Sure, post this really nice list now I'm home from my own shopping. And what a night and day difference from Jimmy Dean and sugar water.

 

[stupid frog]

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[DefCon Dumb]

I love meal planning but I'm not from burgerland. So I put my skills to the test and created six day menu for less than $92

Nicely done. Here in my part of Leafland, I can come pretty close to your menu & pricing. Even varying a few of the meals to reflect pricing differences, I came pretty close & only 'used' my local discount grocery store, which is really very good in terms of variety of foods available & prices. Having a small chest freezer is gold, saving me even more money when meat & other freezables are on sale. I'm probably too easily amused but I find it a fun challenge to plan home cooked meals using real ingredients within a very tight budget.

I'm finding Polissa increasingly punchable, more so now that I've watched a few of her videos & had my ears assaulted by her voice - especially her tone which manages to combine whining & arrogant entitlement at once. I'm not sure who would buy her urgent pleas for help more than once.

She needs to give up the line of "going home for Christmas". She's talking about a broke down, beaten up trailer she's never lived in & it's a glaringly blatant & piss poor attempt to tug at peoples' heart strings.

But... if she wants to stick with that, she might have been better served by adding new photos of the interior as she actually emptied it out & did some cleaning in advance of this planned work to make it 'liveable'? She never did say anything about the work party that was supposed to 'help' her clear out the trash & clean, other than begging for basic cleaning supplies.

Even if she was gifted $5,000 overnight, there's no way even the superficial work she's planned for others to do to make the place habitable could be done before Christmas. There are only 3.5 weekends left before the Big Day & no doubt, the people she planned on leaning on to do her work have plans of their own - decorating, work parties, family outings, shopping, baking, etc.

She stands a better chance asking Santa to make it all happen for her.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

I just now had a few spare minutes to transcribe that download of a "clapback" TikTok that Po'lissa made yesterday.

It's from a Twatter-fight @Breadbear was monitoring, and involved someone on Twitter having the following discussion with Polly (at around 4:00 a.m. her time.)



This was her oh-so-not-at-all smarmy retort:

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Transcript:​

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Some people would call that a scam or a grift because I “don’t need all those cats, God forbid!”​

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If not me, who?​

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Where will they go? ​

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Who will feed them? ​

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Who will love them like I do? ​

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Who will care for them? ​

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Now, it is every intention of mine to keep these animals for the rest of their natural life.​

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Keep them safe. Keep them loved. ​

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I’m just wanting people to understand where I’m coming from.​

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And I hope this helps, so…with that…(sneer) Have a great day.​

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I think we all toddally "understand where you're coming from," Polly.

From this TikTok, it's patently obvious (to even the casual, sensitive viewer) that Polly presents as toddaly not sarcastic, utterly not self-serving, so very unbelievably capable...and not at all like a venomous, gibbme-oriented, entitled, dishonest, butt-hurt bag-o'-sleaze.

Heaven-forfend those mean Interwebz haydurs judge Po'lissa as anything other than a competent, compassionate animal welfare provider to rival the holy St. Francis. How dare they accuse our Polly of coming from anywhere other than a pure, self-sacrificing, saintly place of care and love.

Now, above Po'lissa submits a number of questions in reference to her "Home for Wayward Animals."

I'll proffer a reply to one of her questions:

Q: If not me, who?​

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A: Just about anyone else extant on the fucking planet, and that includes them being literally "raised by wolves."​

I'm positive Pissa would dearly treasure any solutions proposed from the combined, practical wisdom Farmers could offer.

Can you spare some cashapp insight and provide a few gibbs helpful answers to Polly's self-serving heartfelt queries?

Can you help? <--pls retweet

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Now, it is every intention of mine to keep these animals for the rest of their natural life.

....is.. is that a threat?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

"Now, it is every intention of mine to keep these animals for the rest of their natural life. until they die early and painfully because I'm not paying for their proper treatments."


There. I fixed it for her.

 

[retard strength]

Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work!


e: Thought the limit was $96, but actually $92. Someone take two of them bowls outta Joh's rotting diabetic hands, he don't need it anyway.

e2: made an adjustment, realized I forgot a vital source of essential vitamins and minerals for the human diet.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Joh commented on a couple of the wedding TikToks. From the looks of it, he's completely fine with Polly degrading him while talking about their wedding and how much it fucked her over. He's bitter that the preacher "forced" him to tithe all his hard earned Kmart money despite barely being able to afford food.





Okay I don't remember how mandatory putting something in the collection plate is, but I'm pretty sure all but the most corrupt pastors would rather you keep most or even all of your money if you're suffering that fucking badly. Like if you're a member of the church and need food a lot of them will have you volunteer in some way, for example, if they're the kind to "charge" you for their help.

How much was ol Joh donating, anyway? As long as you don't slip Shake n Bake coupons a la Homer Simpson even pocket change was okay from what I recall going to church when I was younger. European churches tend to charge a euro if you want a prayer candle, but the money still goes to maintaining the church and buying food.

He also wanted everyone to know that Captain America is frozen somewhere but the Hulk is safe and sound



Finally, he's angry too that Polissa gets less money from SSDI because of the marriage they were oh so tricked into. Motherfucker, if you're working y'all are getting more money combined than what she would've made unmarried. Fuckin' grifters.



I now hate the term "red tape" as much as I do "you are valid."

There is also a video uploaded last night where Polissa responded to someone that told her she had not found the right church for her. She not only talks about how it sucked for her when a closeted gay friend of hers got outed because she got called a *witch!* Polissa also discussed her current "religion" of omnism (the belief that all religions have a basis of truth). Considering how much Polly despises Christianity, though, I'd say not even this is true. Her true religion and God is the almighty Breakfast Bowl.

Video and transcript coming in a jiffy. I haven't figured out how to download TikTok videos on my computer yet.

Video:

Spoiler: In which Polissa may have outed a gay friend, but it sucks for HER y'all! Also she's enlightened lol

You know, I wish that was true. But it wasn't just this one church.

See, before I came to this church, I had been at a small church right across the state line into Tennessee. I had been out of church for a while quite a bit. For a few years, actually. And a friend of mine who was closeted gay [long pause] to try to fit in was participating in this church with his family, and he invited me to come along. And I did go. *deep breath* And things of my past that I told in confidence were used against me! To an extreme!

*deep breath* See, my friend was dating the filling youth pastor's or youth leader, she ain't no pastor, youth leader's daughter. And her daughter was very, very jealous *long pause* of the friendship me and my friend had. Because my friend was not capable of loving her daughter in that way. Because he was gay! And closeted! And that's his story! [that you're using for your benefit]

But they came after me! *deep breath* They called me a witch. They spreaded around the entire church that I had cast a spell on my friend and that's why he didn't want to be with her daughter no more!

*deep breath* We left that church immediately. And that's when we went decided to go back to my family's old church, the one on the mountain. My friend stayed closeted for another few years. He lived miserably in that church. Hiding behind a mask, even though both of us kept saying we don't wear no mask in front of each other. Which we don't. But we did. We were hiding who we were.

*deep breath* See leaving the church was the best thing that ever happened to me. *deep breath* Because it made me read my Bible and then it made me ask questions. [long pause] And then I learned that there was so much more that was not being taught in Sunday School. [I'm having... a lot of questions myself right now] [Polissa gives an "are you shitting me" glare] A lot more! And then I found out more about other religions. [yes yes many questions now] And I went digging and I see connections everywhere [Lain Iwakura thinks so too] and I have ended up as an Omnist. I'm not an atheist, I'm not an agnostic. I find truths in all religions and all faiths and all works of life . I recognize duality, centeredness, presentness. *shrugs* [her mouth starts opening but then it cuts off]

Bonus video of Dobby that made me go wtf because I’ve never seen a dog whale eye like this. I genuinely thought his eyes were rolling to the back of his head at first, and I thought I was witnessing a very subtle doggy seizure. He looks so bad, damn

(audio is an annoying soundbite, I'm sorry)

 

[Soup Sammiches]

That mother fucker. Getting fat on that dollar Joh threw in the plate. Bet the pastor feels real nice driving around in his 72 Pinto flashing his wealth.

 

[FarmVille]

As much as I’ve argued Poorlissa is just a fat redneck I would completely believe Joh is some kind of retarded

 

[ZB927]

Polissa also discussed her current "religion" of omnism

More like om-nom-nomism, amirite? I'll see myself out...

 

[often puzzled]

Some Southern Baptist churches ask members to tithe 10%. Some just ask for what you can give. No Southern Baptist church is taking your entire Kmart salary at gunpoint. The way this pair of jokers describes this minister makes him sound like a Mafia Don who is the kingpin of Florence, Alabama. If you don't like what the minister is asking you to do, then find another church or just sleep in on Sunday mornings.

It's not a bit surprising that Polissa and Josh aren't interesting in doing unto others. They're only interested in what others can do for them.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Anyone else notice how her podunk accent magically disappeared when she gave her bitch-ass response to the person telling her to give up the cats? Yet when it's time for another tale of woe about how everyone treats her so shamefully she's back at it with the over the top southern hick drawl? She's such a bad actor.

 

[Ginger_beer]

Part of why Dobby looks so rough is that he's got some sort of wirehaired breed (likely terrier) crossed into him. The wire coat tends to look "rustic" even in dogs that are well fed and in excellent condition. (Here's an example -- that's not poor coat, merely the type of coat that gives that impression.) I'm sure poor Dobby's not nearly as well fed or groomed as the dog in the example, but the untidy, ragged looking coat isn't entirely diagnostic in this case. He's also asleep with his eyes open, which accounts for the weird display of sclera and slightly open mouth.

 

[Trombonista]

I almost wonder if her first fiance actually trooned out, or if he used it as an excuse to call off the wedding 'cuz he finally realized what he was getting into...

He trooned out for two and a half years before realizing it wasn't for him.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Part of why Dobby looks so rough is that he's got some sort of wirehaired breed (likely terrier) crossed into him. The wire coat tends to look "rustic" even in dogs that are well fed and in excellent condition. (Here's an example -- that's not poor coat, merely the type of coat that gives that impression.) I'm sure poor Dobby's not nearly as well fed or groomed as the dog in the example, but the untidy, ragged looking coat isn't entirely diagnostic in this case. He's also asleep with his eyes open, which accounts for the weird display of sclera and slightly open mouth.

Thanks x2 I’ve only ever owned retriever mixes and have never seen that with any of the dogs in my life. Guess there’s a first for everything.

Also, goddammit Polissa it’s past midnight! The second Vivaldi came on I cackled so hard I’m surprised no one told me to shut the fuck up

Like, come on:

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

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