Tickle-heads (The ASMR Community)

I hate it when Americans like her and Gibi try to do a fake British accent:
Especially Gibi just sucks at it.
There's also a girl called Josie ASMR, and she likes to roleplay the gross aspects of being sick like snot and caring for someone with it and it's really gross. Don't want to hear about that while trying to relax.
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure she's trying to go for the old-timey Transatlantic accent.
 
I get the feeling that ASMR has diverged into gendered categories. There's still some back scratching or tapping on bottles or whatever, but more and more I see either "hot chick tongue fucks an ear shaped microphone" or "chick that girls would think is hot spends three hours in makeup and costume to do something banal". Timony is increasingly guilty of the latter.
The new ASMR meta is two-person videos, either medical roleplay or grooming (the beauty kind not the rainbow flag kind). Basically a return to what it once was: watching those cranial nerve exam and haircut vids to relax. Chili B and ASMR August are two good examples of channels doing this.
Unfortunately it seems like a lot of the 'girl in front of camera' channels are now going towards simp farming. Not lolcow material, but one of my faves, WhisperAudios went all out in July-ish. After posting about her gas bill going up 600 British Pesos a year, she had a totally-organic-and-real change of heart about sexy ASMR and now she's wearing low cut tops for certain vids and leaning hard into Patreon. Must be working, because some whale recently laid out 3000 bucks on gifts from her Throne list.
 
The new ASMR meta is two-person videos, either medical roleplay or grooming (the beauty kind not the rainbow flag kind). Basically a return to what it once was: watching those cranial nerve exam and haircut vids to relax. Chili B and ASMR August are two good examples of channels doing this.
Unfortunately it seems like a lot of the 'girl in front of camera' channels are now going towards simp farming.
I've noticed that. To my displeasure, I've also noticed that I don't watch videos all the way through where the model is unattractive, so I can't help but feel partially responsible.
 
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I've noticed that. To my displeasure, I've also noticed that I don't watch videos all the way through where the model is unattractive, so I can't help but feel partially responsible.
For 'genuine' ASMR vids, I can watch stuff like chiropractic adjustments where both people are boomers. For the 'roleplay' vids, seeing a pretty face is a big part of the attraction... I've never even clicked on a Tony Bomboni vid for example.
This thread has been a wild ride to read, perfectly paralleling the ASMR vid phenomenon itself. First it was a bunch of people going 'what the fuck is this' and then either 'wow I love it' or 'wow it's awful', and now it's pretty quiet as all the drama has died off and a lot of people (IMO) just got tired of it + complete saturation. Only thing I can think of that wasn't mentioned earlier is that Ardra Neala got into a relationship with Phoenician Sailor and it did not end well, but the exact details are lost on me.
 
I was inspired by Gibi's stunning and brave deepfake video to make a new Christmas avatar based on that theme but I couldn't quite get it to fit. Didn't want to waste it so here it is:
new profile photo gibi's christmas dildo.png
 
Unfortunately it seems like a lot of the 'girl in front of camera' channels are now going towards simp farming. Not lolcow material, but one of my faves, WhisperAudios went all out in July-ish. After posting about her gas bill going up 600 British Pesos a year, she had a totally-organic-and-real change of heart about sexy ASMR and now she's wearing low cut tops for certain vids and leaning hard into Patreon. Must be working, because some whale recently laid out 3000 bucks on gifts from her Throne list.
Bruh hate to break it to you but this shit was ALWAYS about sexual gratification.

insert always been meme

Thing about degenerates is often times their sexual fixation isnt overtly sexual such as involving genitals. The more deviant one is, the most esoteric and absurd things one can coom to.
 
Bruh hate to break it to you but this shit was ALWAYS about sexual gratification.

insert always been meme

Thing about degenerates is often times their sexual fixation isnt overtly sexual such as involving genitals. The more deviant one is, the most esoteric and absurd things one can coom to.
I won't deny there was a lot of ASMR content with a sexual vibe, but not all of it. I'd say until fairly recently it was a small minority. Good ASMR is inherently 'intimate' though, that's what throws a lot of people. I believe the actual tingling sensation is some evolutionary throwback to when were were all monke, picking bugs out of each other's hair.
That particular case I mentioned was definitely NOT a sexual creator, and she took a fair bit of flak when she first tried out her low-cut-shirt technique, and she backed off and took it to Patreon. It was somewhat jarring to see her go from wholesome to WHOOAR but considering how fucked the UK is for heating and essentials prices, I cannot really blame someone for showing some shoulders* for cash. What's really sad tho, and this is becoming too widespread, is the Throne begging. I do not like anything about a website literally named after a queen's chair that seems to be like eBay but for simps, and it's become wayyy too common for ASMR girls to have a throne full of stuff that's not helpful for either keeping the heat on or producing more videos. I guess that's more of a topic for the e-beggars thread.




*seriously that's about all she shows, and it's pretty clear she doesn't like doing it by how little effort she puts in compared to her genuine ASMR videos.
 
Good ASMR is inherently 'intimate' though
Maybe it is for some people, but I find that kind of thing intensely cringe-y. I just come across voices (typically old man voices) occasionally that are unintentionally pleasing to listen to - movies, TV, voice-overs, interviews, podcasts, whatever. Not very intimate and certainly not anything sexual.

I was really surprised when I found out about the "ASMR community" and it was all parasocial and weirdo sex shit.
 
Maybe it is for some people, but I find that kind of thing intensely cringe-y. I just come across voices (typically old man voices) occasionally that are unintentionally pleasing to listen to - movies, TV, voice-overs, interviews, podcasts, whatever. Not very intimate and certainly not anything sexual.

I was really surprised when I found out about the "ASMR community" and it was all parasocial and weirdo sex shit.
I have trouble sleeping and some ASMR really helps me wind down, but the titty-stream-faux-girlfriend ASMR and a lot of the roleplaying ASMR stuff is goofy as fuck though. The only thing I get from the titty-streamers is confusingly aroused (not what I'm looking for) and the roleplaying stuff is so badly written it's distracting.

For some reason the sounds of getting a haircut have always been very relaxing for me. That and the sound of some voices, like you said. Joe Rogan's podcast with Doctor Phil puts me out like a light.
 
Been a long time asmr consoomer, but seeing comments like this raises the question if ASMR should exist at all. Esp. the ones with GF simulation and intimacy
this has nothing to do with ASMR and everything to do with that sad sad sad person and their delusional fixation on some girl online.

If it wasn't her it would be some waitress or grocery cashier.
 
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