Ethan Oliver Ralph is fat and I will not have sex with him, will you? Poll inside. - Celebrate the end of NRN.

[Elmo]

- gunting across Cuba, he didn't get pummelled, so it was boring.
- sperged at Ryan Dawson
- fellated Kanye West and Nicholas Fuentes
- Vickers is summoning him to court maybe on 4th or something, I forgot. For the DVRO violation.

Fatass also broke his chair while playing air guitar live.

 

[heathercho]

Ralph is fat. This is true.
But he's also really boring atm. What happened to 5 star days? His days have been -1, -2 at best lately.
I was hoping he'd end up in a Cuban prison, tbh. He wasn't even punched once. Not even once.

He's not even top of his sektur, coz there is no sektur. Cozy.tv is a honeypot.... he's not even at the top of the honeypot sektur. A Jewish faggot and a Nigger took his spot.
5 Star Ralphamale would have put the jew on the Holocauster and the Nigger to work in the fields.
-1 Star Ralphamale instead went to Communist Cuba.

Wouldn't even hate watch let alone fuck.

Edit : Oh wow, I take it all back, he broke his chair playing Air Guitar. Bring the man up to a 0.

 

[fedoralordjish]

@AltisticRight is a fat janny and i would not have sex with him

 

[AltisticRight]

@AltisticRight is a fat janny and i would not have sex with him

I'm relieved.
You still have PPP.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

No Ralph November reminded me that there are other people to be made fun of on the internet.
Also, Sandra Ralph is still dead lol.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

i just saw the clip of him breaking his chair tonight and lost it laughing

 

[AltisticRight]

How fucking fat do you have to be? Maybe he should get a sofa like Asstroon Porks.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

How fucking fat do you have to be? Maybe he should get a sofa like Asstroon Porks.
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the glass bottles clanking after he falls is the best part. how many bottles does he keep by his feet every stream?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How fucking fat do you have to be? Maybe he should get a sofa like Asstroon Porks.
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Ethan Ralph shit his pants so hard the chair collapsed

 

[MugolEx]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is a fat moron who is fat and eats poo poo and is a very fat dumb idiot fat retard. FUCK! How can one guy be that fat.

 

[Elmo]

Ethan Ralph shit his pants so hard the chair collapsed

Just as a reminder to everyone: this isn't the first time Ralph has broken a chair because Faith retold a story about how he broke one at Dax's house. He's been known for gunting his chairs for some time now and as it's been pointed out to me, better this than the poor puppers.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Just as a reminder to everyone: this isn't the first time Ralph has broken a chair because Faith retold a story about how he broke one at Dax's house. He's been known for gunting his chairs for some time now and as it's been pointed out to me, better this than the poor puppers.

I wish Ralph had broken the chair while standing on it with a rope around his neck; only then would true karmic justice have been served.

 

[FinnSven]

I wish Ralph had broken the chair while standing on it with a rope around his neck; only then would true karmic justice have been served.

There is no rope which would hold him long enough for him to die.

A steel cable would just flay his neck and skull making him further hideous.

I am sure heart failure or a stroke will get him before long.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Ralph almost squeaked by NRN. Almost. Just like Jim getting kneecapped at the finish line by a superchat, it was just one shart too far. RIP chair

 

[Freeman]

So since Ralph went on another vacation the question must be asked, if a gunt goes to Cuba and no one is around to document it, does he get beaten up? Who knows?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is a fat moron who is fat and eats poo poo and is a very fat dumb idiot fat retard. FUCK! How can one guy be that fat.

If you stay on meth long enough, your metabolism gets used to it being there to help and slows down to nothing.

Also, burning calories requires muscle. You can see from his ridiculous stick man legs that he doesn’t have any of those. Also evidenced by how easily he falls down.

 

[not william stenchever]

If I were desirous of penis I think I'd find Ralph's lacking.

 

[Delamain]

As the wings of redemption kids say:
Wheel torque

How fucking fat do you have to be? Maybe he should get a sofa like Asstroon Porks.
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[Delicious Diversity]

How fucking fat do you have to be? Maybe he should get a sofa like Asstroon Porks.
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Sometimes, paypigs send in a superchat and it doesn't even get read. But sometimes, very rarely, a paypig strikes gold and gets far more than his money's worth. This "Brother" paypig really got a lot for his ten bucks.

Also I love how red his face is after he gets back up lol.

 

[disavow]

I don't have a clip because I'm waiting on a replacement laptop but Ralph has mentioned a "Christmas Truce" with alogs and a "Gunt Guarding December" a few times as the followup to NRN. Sounds wholesome to me.