"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[3322]

So I can’t pity a dying man just because I don’t know him in real life? Fuck you.

You're right. Jim was THE KING of the Internet... No... A GOD without my lord and savior Jim, the Internet will never be the same, his streams about Projareds penis and his detailed descriptions of Nick Fuentes getting anal gaped by Kanye are works of art.. poetry for my suffering soul... I don't know how I can stand to live another day without daddy Jim in this world. Just think about how much his shitty little poodles will cry when he passes, just makes you want to scream in everlasting agony! Me and my waifu have been crying all day, thankfully she is very absorbent.


Who wants to join my suicide pact? If Jim is dead I can not live for all the beauty is gone from this world as he breathes his last potato breath... RIP sweet angel.

 

[Shard]

You're right. Jim was THE KING of the Internet... No... A GOD without my lord and savior Jim, the Internet will never be the same, his streams about Projareds penis and his detailed descriptions of Nick Fuentes getting anal gaped by Kanye are works of art.. poetry for my suffering soul... I don't know how I can stand to live another day without daddy Jim in this world. Just think about how much his shitty little poodles will cry when he passes, just makes you want to scream in everlasting agony! Me and my waifu have been crying all day, thankfully she is very absorbent.


Who wants to join my suicide pact? If Jim is dead I can not live for all the beauty is gone from this world as he breathes his last potato breath... RIP sweet angel.

I’m not asking you to suck his dick. I’m asking you to show some respect for a dying man.

 

[3322]

I’m not asking you to suck his dick. I’m asking you to show some respect for a dying man.

How much more respectful can I possibly be of our lord and savior Jim who is dying for our sins? I already tied two nooses, one for my waifu and one for me for when the day comes and we get the news that Jim has gone back to being an angel. But first I will eat delicious poodle-soup at the wake, because nobody makes it like Jade does. I will bring all my anime figurines to throw into his grave as well since that is what Jim would want.

 

[MooseGump]

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How much more respectful can I possibly be of our lord and savior Jim who is dying for our sins? I already tied two nooses, one for my waifu and one for me for when the day comes and we get the news that Jim has gone back to being an angel. But first I will eat delicious poodle-soup at the wake, because nobody makes it like Jade does. I will bring all my anime figurines to throw into his grave as well since that is what Jim would want.

He also will want money thrown into his grave, unless god-daddy Jim will smite you

 

[3322]

He also will want money thrown into his grave, unless god-daddy Jim will smite you

That is a fantastic idea, very thoughtful... kind of like my last superchat... that he will read.. i-in h-h-eaven!!

 

[Dude Snakes]

You're right. Jim was THE KING of the Internet... No... A GOD without my lord and savior Jim, the Internet will never be the same, his streams about Projareds penis and his detailed descriptions of Nick Fuentes getting anal gaped by Kanye are works of art.. poetry for my suffering soul... I don't know how I can stand to live another day without daddy Jim in this world. Just think about how much his shitty little poodles will cry when he passes, just makes you want to scream in everlasting agony! Me and my waifu have been crying all day, thankfully she is very absorbent.


Who wants to join my suicide pact? If Jim is dead I can not live for all the beauty is gone from this world as he breathes his last potato breath... RIP sweet angel.

You need Jesus.

 

[Mister Uno]

He also will want money thrown into his grave, unless god-daddy Jim will smite you

His tombstone should read "Buy my fucking hats you filthy goyim." with a an embedded QR code linking directly to his storefront.

It's what he would of wanted.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

So I had this WEIRD DREAM: about Jim dying and Nick Rekeita being his attorney and reading his will on a livestream

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Jim already did incoming death posting like two years ago before COVID, I'm not taking anything he says seriously until there is a gravestone posted

 

[ChefKiss]

Once he is actually gone, expect unprecedented gravedancing from nearly everyone he's ever laughed at.

Boy they'll sure show him and everyone else they aren't pathetic losers

 

[Near]

Boy they'll sure show him and everyone else they aren't pathetic losers

It'll be great, because they'll wait specifically when the guy that dared laugh at their spergery is not around anymore to respond to them and give them a spotlight, so it just looks like they will have the last word. It would be funny to make sure that spotlight is still right on them.
It'll be the easiest filtering of complete cowards that you won't otherwise see for a long time.

It's funny to see how a self-proclaimed strong political movement like America First is terrified of one guy who laughs at them on the Internet so much, they have to count his final days.

 

[EyeGuy]

>you can't be sad someone is dying or else that's parasocial

another word slowly losing its meaning

So I can’t pity a dying man just because I don’t know him in real life? Fuck you.

I’m not asking you to suck his dick. I’m asking you to show some respect for a dying man.

You need Jesus.

Why do you all have your panties in a twist? Father Jim taught us that there were no Internet friends, after all. It's cool to laugh at people dying from uwu Corona-chan, no?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It turns out that Jim was the true “player one,” and reality itself is twisting apart as he is consumed by cancer.

That’s how I explain what Kanye did yesterday

 

[TV's Adam West]

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How much more respectful can I possibly be of our lord and savior Jim who is dying for our sins? I already tied two nooses, one for my waifu and one for me for when the day comes and we get the news that Jim has gone back to being an angel. But first I will eat delicious poodle-soup at the wake, because nobody makes it like Jade does. I will bring all my anime figurines to throw into his grave as well since that is what Jim would want.

You're a stupid nigger.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Why do you all have your panties in a twist? Father Jim taught us that there were no Internet friends, after all. It's cool to laugh at people dying from uwu Corona-chan, no?

I know you're not being serious but I'm gonna use your post as a jumping off point anyway.

Metokur himself has said he personally has no problem with people cracking jokes about his illness. The problem people have in this thread is that many aren't even trying to be clever or funny about any of it. It's pretty obvious that Metokur has, for whatever reason, rustled their jimmies so badly that they can't even be bothered to try and be funny and it's just transparent MATIism. The joke is no longer that Metokur is dying but instead the people celebrating his death are now the joke for letting some shit poster get them so personally offended.

 

[hawkisnight]

I will be really mad and sad if Jimothy dies before Boogie.

Anyway I was watching Godwinson reviewing merch store of the troon Jim and got to say that Sterling's merch has much more thought put into it than Metokur's one. Don't get me wrong Sterling's merch is still lazy but Medicare merch is even lazier. Especially the Christmas merch he showed in last YOTC. Like damn does this really sell? It's like merch you would find in mall in one of the smaller stores.


It's probably made by Jade so he doesn't want to say anything.

 

[WebLurker]

I will be really mad and sad if Jimothy dies before Boogie.

Anyway I was watching Godwinson reviewing merch store of the troon Jim and got to say that Sterling's merch has much more thought put into it than Metokur's one. Don't get me wrong Sterling's merch is still lazy but Medicare merch is even lazier. Especially the Christmas merch he showed in last YOTC. Like damn does this really sell? It's like merch you would find in mall in one of the smaller stores.
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It's probably made by Jade so he doesn't want to say anything.

I unironically like the christmas pudding one.

 

[Wodanaz]

He also briefly mentioned passing the flame but who is capable of handling all these retards like Jim did? And in today's internet?
However I do find it funny that there's fonder memories to be had with Jim than a certain other cancer patient, Totalbiscuit

honestly I'm pretty sure that was just a joke. I don't think he would ever endorse anyone as the next Jim because he has no friends. a lonely existence but an honest one.

Lmao at the parasocial sobposting in this thread.

Ive been enjoying this nigger's content for over a decade, faggot. we get it you're soo edgy and cool that you're totanlly unaffected by the death of your fellow man especially when they've done nothing to deserve it.
I'm tired or massive alogs using the word "parasocial" to describe peoples positive opinions of someone when they are just as guilty of having a negative parasocial relationship with the same person. look in a mirror nigga.

 

[MooseGump]

I will be really mad and sad if Jimothy dies before Boogie.

Anyway I was watching Godwinson reviewing merch store of the troon Jim and got to say that Sterling's merch has much more thought put into it than Metokur's one. Don't get me wrong Sterling's merch is still lazy but Medicare merch is even lazier. Especially the Christmas merch he showed in last YOTC. Like damn does this really sell? It's like merch you would find in mall in one of the smaller stores.
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It's probably made by Jade so he doesn't want to say anything.

Highest of quality, lowest of effort, that's the Jimco motto

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Look, I think everyone missed the real headlines from Jim's last youtube stream. Based on Jim's expertise on some backdoor shenanigans, as well as his health:

• Jade probably does anal.
• She might on the market soon.