Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Ruin]

The problem, if you can read between the lines, is that Wu has discovered it runs like shit if you actually try to play it. He fucking around with minor shit because, it's its current state, it runs worse than Dobson's attempt to run Skyrim on Mac, and he's too fucking stupid and proud to either fix it or ask for help.

He releases the turd in its current state, and the whole world will get the garish Powerpoint presentation it really is, and he's fucked.

It's quite telling all he shows are editor screenshots, not live gameplay tests, something he should be able to do at this point if it were reasonably playable.

My theory is he seriously broke something and since he fired the people who actually made the damn thing and is too embarrassed to admit he can't code so he's keeping it in development hell to avoid revealing he's technically illiterate.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

"Just two more things to fix"

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"In the bleak future of Revolution 60, females have devolved into distorted Barbie dolls and painted everything in eyesore inducing colors. Eye cancer and necks, not strong enough to support the giant heads above, are the new killers. In this future one woman, with a giant scrotum on her head, fights for..."

That Tron 2.0 game from 2003 looks better than that shitshow. Bri, stop with this port.

Don't compare Rev 60 to Tron 2.0.
Tron 2.0 is actually a pretty good game, even better than that second movie.
It's like comparing a turd to something actually enjoyable.

Badass alert

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"Out of Oreos" is not an emergency.

Besides, it wouldn't surprise me, if Wu would be the first one to rip the life-vest out of the shaking hands of the old women on the seat next to her.

Yeah, you're clearly struggling to make it day-to-day.

I was going to make a bad joke, that a paper on "if Santa Claus is real or not" would probably be more scientifically valuable than a paper on GamerGate written by an Wu-supporter...

...then I realized that a paper on how Saint Nicholas inspired Santa Claus and how Santa Claus is depicted in different cultures is pretty interesting stuff.

 

[Cubanodun]

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/717081658806042624


There is conversation about Isometric in the Twitter thread.

I dont know for what thing i must laugh, for implying that he has revolution 60 in his laptop... or the fact that Microsoft paint is open with a screenshot of the game

 

[AnOminous]

I dont know for what thing i must laugh, for implying that he has revolution 60 in his laptop... or the fact that Microsoft paint is open with a screenshot of the game

You're supposed to pretend you don't know what MS Paint looks like and that he's actually doing work.

 

[Shugo]

WHERE'S THE GAME JOHN!

Replace the ending with Rev60

 

[Luminous Being]

This assclown is just fucking incapable of being wrong.

Except that this is wrong! The name was there all along.

Spoiler: quoting yourself is cool

Edit:

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The name appears in the headline if you bother to click on the link.

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Then it appears directly under the HUGE IMAGE OF HER FACE!

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And then the name is visible at the beginning of the second paragraph.

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Not to mention that it's in the tags for the article and in the embedded tweet.

Just goes to show that our dear outrage harpy is too fucking lazy/stupid to read past the headline that is posted on twitter. Twitter, Wu's favorite social media platform, that only allows up to 130 characters per tweet. As Wu well knows, because that fact is used constantly to not have to explain in detail any of the dumb coming out of that mouth.

 

[The Colonel]

Doxing you has become a bit of a sport. And people do it just to make you impotently flair your man-arms around in rage.

It's not like the information to find out who you are and what you did is that hard to come by.

Is there anything left to dox on Wu?

I dont know for what thing i must laugh, for implying that he has revolution 60 in his laptop... or the fact that Microsoft paint is open with a screenshot of the game

The game runs in MS Paint now.

 

[zedkissed60]

John v Reality

John: "flying down 'Monday' for 'several' 'meetings' with 'policy makers' in DC in time for the 'upcoming' election (that's seven months away)"
https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/716404997148180480

Reality: He's giving another one of his snarl-tic-laden self-pity shows to an empty room on Wednesday .

http://archive.is/M591c

 

[Peace and Harmony]

>recovering your online presence

@Thundersteam are you able to make this one?

 

[Luminous Being]

John v Reality

John: "flying down 'Monday' for 'several' 'meetings' with 'policy makers' in DC in time for the 'upcoming' election (that's seven months away)"
https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/716404997148180480

Reality: He's giving another one of his snarl-tic-laden self-pity shows to an empty room on Wednesday .
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http://archive.is/M591c

>her valuable personal and company presence

 

[Cynical]

>recovering your online presence

@Thundersteam are you able to make this one?

Recovering his online presence?

He's that fucking butthurt so many people can call out his shit with impunity?

Sounds like it needs to keep getting worse for him then.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

John v Reality

John: "flying down 'Monday' for 'several' 'meetings' with 'policy makers' in DC in time for the 'upcoming' election (that's seven months away)"
https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/716404997148180480

Reality: He's giving another one of his snarl-tic-laden self-pity shows to an empty room on Wednesday .
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http://archive.is/M591c

EDIT: lol I didn't even initially notice where she was speaking. Jesus, Brianna. Did you really just spend $1,000+ to speak to an empty room in DC?

 

[Kosher Dill]

EDIT: lol I didn't even initially notice where she was speaking. Jesus, Brianna. Did you really just spend $1,000+ to speak to an empty room in DC?

I wonder why she doesn't just stay home and claim she was at a speaking engagement in DC. No one would know the difference.

 

[Jaimas]

Is there anything left to dox on Wu?

Always.

Wu has so many skeletons in her closet that she'll never not have something new for us to humiliate her over. She's left an army of people in her wake that know who, and more importantly what she is (a sociopath). Wu cannot escape herself and unless she up and forces herself to become a better human being, there will never be a time when milking her ceases to be productive.

Most Kiwis are awaiting the big one, however - the chimp-out to end all chimp-outs, spoken of in legend, wherein Wu will self-destruct as only she can. Every single day, she grows angrier and angrier at her numerous critics she cannot silence, and it's only a matter of time before she winds up having a some kind of hilarious fuck-up, going out with either a bang or a whimper.

We'll record the fail all the same.

 

[Cubanodun]

John v Reality

John: "flying down 'Monday' for 'several' 'meetings' with 'policy makers' in DC in time for the 'upcoming' election (that's seven months away)"
https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/716404997148180480

Reality: He's giving another one of his snarl-tic-laden self-pity shows to an empty room on Wednesday .
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http://archive.is/M591c

>Gamer boss
>cant even port a game to pc
>cant git gud
>cant release products
>is not a engineer

also top 5 search results thing is a lie, he is talking about searching Giant Spacekat, we all here know that not EVEN JOHN MENTION HIS STUDIO, he always say "i'm doing x, im doing y" never "my team on Giant Spacekat is doing x thing" nope never, all of his charade is ME ME ME ME ME ME

but if you search Brianna Wu on google....

and that IS NEVER GOING TO GO AWAY so i don't know why someone would take advise from him

(Also his article in the lolcow wiki is in the first ten results)

edit: John is so irrelevant that he was thrown to the bottom of the website

Spoiler: SUPER IMPORTANT SPEAKER

 

[Norvic]

EDIT: lol I didn't even initially notice where she was speaking. Jesus, Brianna. Did you really just spend $1,000+ to speak to an empty room in DC?

Correction, to speak FOR 15 MINUTES to an empty room in DC. That's the detail the makes it most hilarious.

I mean, look at all these people. Wu is ridiculously out of place. These people have important jobs and responsibilities, they aren't going to be interested for a moment in Wu's sob story.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I wonder why she doesn't just stay home and claim she was at a speaking engagement in DC. No one would know the difference.

This cannot be overstated. There's so much shit happening in the DC area every day that it's impossible to keep up with all the different speaking events, conferences, summits, etc. that are going on here. And yet, in her infinite wisdom, Brianna Wu decided to spend an absurd amount of money just to pretend she's important. I was about to suggest that she could have found some other random conference in the Boston area (or even DC if she just really wants to play at House of Cards Wu one more time) but then I remembered that Brianna is all about instant gratification, regardless of expense or how it comes off.

 

[Norvic]

I had to look up this "games boss" thing. As I suspected, it isn't "worldwide press", it was one article, and it isn't superlative praise for Wu, it's just the now somewhat archaic method of making your headlines fit in a single column of type.

As parodied by Terry Pratchett in The Truth:

William just wasn't used to the idea of evaluating words purely in terms of their length, whereas she'd picked up the habit in two days. He'd already had to stop her calling Lord Vetinari CITY BOSS. It was technically correct that if you spent some time with a thesaurus you could arrive at that description, and it did fit in a single column, but the sight of the words had made William feel extremely exposed.

Wu is such an incredible lolcow, she oozes failure from every pore.

 

[zedkissed60]

>recovering your online presence

John is a "five-star general" of SEO "warfare". Witness:

 

[Spellskite]

Correction, to speak FOR 15 MINUTES to an empty room in DC. That's the detail the makes it most hilarious.

I mean, look at all these people. Wu is ridiculously out of place. These people have important jobs and responsibilities, they aren't going to be interested for a moment in Wu's sob story.

Poor Hirokazu Yamasaki's portrait felt so uncomfortable from Wu's stare that it decided to bail.