Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

also wouldn't it possibly be painful for her, i forget the exact verbiage but she says it's shallow or malformed or something?
She might be thinking of more than just p in v when she thinks of sex.

Oh my god, a literal case of "if you don't use it you lose it." She never used her vagina so it just withered and died!! :c
Someone get her into binaural beats, stat!
 
Sorry to be completely haram but my theory is that her 'small' vagina is probably her sticking a finger in dry and thinking that the average vag is just permanently gaped. Also, when women have a full hysterectomy/go through menopause, don't their vaginas atrophy a bit and they can opt to dilate to prevent it? Maybe Staph's has shrivelled since her hysterectomy and she wasn't told this would happen, so assumes its some evidence of an intersex condition?
I once had a theory that Gyro thinks their urethra is the vag opening since it's apparently gaping and causes them to piss themselves all the time.
 
Also, I shudder at the thought of her buying a stand-to-pee device. You know it'll be a host of UTI infections doing the conga.
Staph's mentioned her STP before...if she wasn't barren due to genetic speddiness already, I'd wager whatever lurks in that fetid bacterial jungle has done the job.
 
even after a Google search i don't fully understand STP's, does the user wipe afterwards or not? do they have to wash it in the sink? do they just put it back in their pocket when done if it's not a packer thing? do they have to practice at home so they don't get pee everywhere? (:_(
Ive heard some women use them for camping or whatever, idk. I'm going to stick with squatting instead of potentially pissing all over my leg and pants or carrying around a stale urine funnel, thanks

As far as the gender crowd it's safe to assume
- Not often enough
- Not often enough
- Probably
- They aren't known for their self-care or planning skills lol
 
even after a Google search i don't fully understand STP's, does the user wipe afterwards or not? do they have to wash it in the sink? do they just put it back in their pocket when done if it's not a packer thing? do they have to practice at home so they don't get pee everywhere? (:_(
Hikers use them without problems.

Disclaimer: I’m not a long distance hiker, but I know women who do it.

There’s a simple plastic stp which is shaped to help wipe (not sure how to explain), plus the hiker will use TP or tissues because she doesn’t want to get a UTI. They do wash them in sinks (and dishwashers iirc) as frequently as possible. There’s also wet wipes for this kind of thing. Hikers will have a designated pocket in their bags just for the stp, or they’ll have a case for it. They do practice at home, at first in the shower and then with the toilet. It’s really not messy.

It’s not a sex thing or a gender thing. It’s utility. Urine is not the grossest thing in the world (if it’s your own), and it won’t be the nastiest thing you have to deal with on a long hike.

Mileage may vary because hikers are trying to carry as little as possible, but they’re not about to ruin their urethra and risk kidney disease.

I don’t trust Yarrow to use one properly or keep it clean. :cryblood:
 
even after a Google search i don't fully understand STP's, does the user wipe afterwards or not? do they have to wash it in the sink? do they just put it back in their pocket when done if it's not a packer thing? do they have to practice at home so they don't get pee everywhere? (:_(
There are gender ones that also act as a packer but I don't know how wiping works with it. You would think that having to wipe afterwards would break the illusion.
Apparently there's also 3-in-1s that can also be used as a strap and I have no idea how that works either.
 
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I would ask her why she thinks Musk (or anyone else) is afraid of trans people in general, let alone her specifically. I don’t even think he’s expressed revulsion, just mild amusement. Keep coping Gyro.

Has she even ever been kissed by someone who’s not a ghost?
 
You already know what the answer is
In truth, I don’t. I haven’t followed her long enough to know whether or not she had something in high school or whatever.

I have some respect for people who hold off on being affectionate for religious reasons or just cause they don’t wanna, but then there’s the virgins who want everyone to know how much they know about the sex they have never even remotely experienced. It’s asinine.

Yarrow, ghosts don’t count.
 
I admire Kaczinsky's ideas even though I don't live like a True and Honest Off-Grid Shed Dwelling Hermit. Nobody's perfect 🤷‍♀️
But come on, Stephanie. You? Making a patch about him? You descend into an anxiety spiral when off social media for more than a couple of hours. You advocate for a lifestyle that involves becoming a mutilated life-long medical patient on synthetic hormones. You interact with the world 98% of the time via screens. Uncle Ted would never.
 
Has she even ever been kissed by someone who’s not a ghost?
As the sad person rereading this thread from the beginning, I can answer that with this old status:
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It could be a load of shit, but lol at the statement that she was doing it because his life sucked.

There was also something way back in her thread about her having an affair when she was younger with a teacher, but his wife found out, then Staph accused him of rape or something? I didn't fully take in the details of it, so I might have misunderstood something, but it was taken as some weird LARP.
 
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my theory on the nugenix is that she didn't get the results she wanted in whatever time frame she was taking them. it's just vitamins that are supposed to help men with low T, but if she doesn't have T/ enough T to begin with then it's doing nothing? also this shit is 70$, 90 pills a bottle
I'm still laughing at the idea that her much-vaunted hormone treatment is basically a mens' multivitamin. As ineffectual, low-effort, and self sabotaging ($70 a bottle LMAO) as anything else she's ever done?

Also I'd just like to say that my personal headcanon about how Thanksgiving and the Grampa Frigly Note saga went is that her note said something about 'Grampa you have to know that I'm Super Hella Queer' or something and that the old fella went off the old meaning for the word and went 'yeah I already knew that, she runs around singing peepee poopoo songs and talking to plants, that girl just isn't right'.
 
As the sad person rereading this thread from the beginning, I can answer that with this old status:
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It could be a load of shit, but lol at the statement that she was doing it because his life sucked.

There was also something way back in her thread about her having an affair when she was younger with a teacher, but his wife found out, then Staph accused him of rape or something? I didn't fully take in the details of it, so I might have misunderstood something, but it was taken as some weird LARP.
she was vague about it, but i'm positive that affair business had something to do with MJ or heath, probably MJ? she involved MJ's real life partners in her larp (remember, peter's saucy relationship with katie was at odds with him still being in love with lisa marie presley. staph wrote about a totally real situation with them fucking in some bushes and LMP gretting pregnant, and also had a totally real not LARPing scenario where ghost MJ came to LMP's room at night and they fucked and katie was mad about it. the drama!). trying to cover up an extramarital ghost affair with alleged ghost rape seems like a staph thing to do.
 
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