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I saw House on the Edge of the Park with my dad. That was fun. I spoke with Giovanni for a minute. Nice guy but he really hates the movies he was in especially Cannibal Ferox. But everyone is great in it. The twist is a little questionable but has -debatably- the best shot in the balls scene in cinema history. It was at this convention where I saw House and I bought a bootleg tape of Cannibal Holocaust before seeing it (this is way before an official DVD had come out) where I had Deodato and Robert Kerman autograph it.Speaking of Deodato movies, are there any House on the Edge of the Park fans in here? I love Giovanni Lombardo Radice so much, it’s kind of nuts—a friend actually got me a Cameo from him for my birthday where he talked a little about the film—you can tell he still doesn’t completely get why people like these movies so much, but he’s a lot more jovial about them than he used to be, where he’d just straight come out and say that he’d worked on a lot of shit. I think he liked working on this one, though, and he‘s a lot more positive about the experience with Deodato than he was about working with Lenzi on Ferox, where he just shit-talks him nonstop. David Hess is also great in it, with this weird, grotesque charisma and humor, Annie Belle is a super cutie pie, the blond dude who plays her brother—all these very good looking people doing a good job of being totally decadent weirdos; I don’t know, I bought it. The final twist caught me by surprise. I’m a big fan of the whole rape revenge genre, so in some ways I think it‘s more ‘fun‘ than Cannibal Holocaust, although Cannibal Holocaust is (obviously) the more important film of the two.
Cannibal Holocaust did a number on my head for a few days after I first saw it. It’s intense. Shit looks real, he did a great job. You kill a few animals and it certainly helps to blur the lines as to what’s real and what isn’t. Those Italian special effects dudes and the cameramen came together and did some amazing work. I still think the girl sitting on the bike seat looks properly impaled. They also just do a ton of straight up dangerous fuckery that you could never get away with now, like the people in the burning huts. Fucking madman level shit, but a great movie. I got to see it in a packed theater and it was annoying as shit to hear these hipsters laughing at all the bleep bloop music with their shitty hipster irony. Little did they know that the bleep bloop signifies the most fucked scenes are now underway and a bunch of them ended up leaving in a huff. Good times.
Back in the late nineties I got a hold of David Hess, and we had an email correspondence going for a bit that was pretty cool—I had a lot of questions about Autostop Rosso Sangue and if he was trying to play Adam as a sort of kid to Franco Nero and Corrine Clery in some perverse way and he was very happy, said that was indeed one of his intentions with the character, that in his head they were meant to be a dysfunctional family. It wasn’t a direction he was given but it was how he saw the character, so he played it that way. Who knows if it was true, or if he was just glad to talk to someone about his films. This was still in the days when horror conventions weren’t so much of a thing, so I really lucked into talking with him. It sucks because I lost those emails on a hard drive about five years back, if I had them I’d definitely be sharing them. You always hear or read that he was a hardass, or an asshole, and he may have been but in my experience he was a friendly dude.
My experience with Hess was mostly positive. I went to get his autograph but I didn't have any cash and said sorry as I walked away. But then my dad handed me $20 and I went back to his table and he was nice. I mentioned the nut shot in House and he gave me the eye but it could have been because of my age and his dad genes were kicking in or he just hated House? Either/or. Objectively speaking, Hitch Hike is the best film he was in, it's a superb road movie if not one of the very best road movies. But House is just so much more "fun" to watch.
CH was a devastating thing to behold but I loved it. It achieves the same sort of "you are there with them" vibe as Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Shining. It's a shame that Deodato seemed to have peaked too early in his career. After House on the Edge of the Park he never made anything nearly as entertaining or as effective as Cannibal Holocaust. The closest you get to that is Cut and Run which is an absurd train wreck jungle action horror picture that invokes The People's Temple mass suicide.