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[Trans Fat 41g]

He sounds a bit like Jimmy from Ed Edd and Eddy.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

lol @ all the tenbuxcucks in this thread

You bought and drank his juice, didn't you?

 

[Aquinas]

Dont worry @Dynastia, You're among friends.

 

[Positron]

Someone's being abused in that house, but I'm in no position to say who.

Neither: they are made for each other.

 

[Meowthkip]

There's been some drama between the Kyanka family and some former employees.

Dave "Shmorky" Kelly , the famous babyfur turned "gender neutral" (A 40 year old man cosplaying as a teenage girl cosplaying as a teenage boy) has had his mentally ill girlfriend Alucard (which is Dracula spelled backwards) harassing his former friend and boss's wife. There's a lot of in's, out's, and what-have-you's that I'm to lazy to post about, so just click the following links and drink my juice.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7184.675
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...serid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post455673790

Or, if you wanna listen to a schizo rave at a smurf, watch the vid below (Trigger warning: EVERYTHING)

Edit: Thanx for @Super Collie for the updated video link

And in other news, Doobie is finally shuting down the doghouse, after almost two years. That is almost ten times longer than Phil committing suicide threats, and 100 times longer the average gender identity of a Something Awful forums poster.

That audio recording is all kinds of uncomfortable.

Just out of curiosity, does anybody have any recordings of Shmorky pre-cartoon nerd voice? Most of the old Flash Tubs have him doing a bunch of voices but I can't recall any where he just talked normally.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Crazy woman talking to a Muppet, film at 11!

To be honest when I just heard some of the audio I would have believed that, like a sort of Gollum/Precious thing was going on there.

 

[Jaimas]

Years from now, if/when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs, prospective entrants to our heavily-fortified doom-fortress will be given a questionaire. One of these questions will be: "Have you ever had a Something Awful membership?"

If they answer yes, shoot them. They'll be a security risk faster than you can fucking blink.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Years from now, if/when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs, prospective entrants to our heavily-fortified doom-fortress will be given a questionaire. One of these questions will be: "Have you ever had a Something Awful membership?"

If they answer yes, shoot them. They'll be a security risk faster than you can fucking blink.

rude.

 

[Jaimas]

rude.

Search your feelings, you know it be true.

 

[HoloSkull]

Spoiler: So what is the ETA of Shmorky biting it to an industrial grade drum of dip?

 

[Aquinas]

So what is the ETA of Shmorky biting it to a industrial grade drum of dip?

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Not soon enough

"Remember me Lowtax? when i killed our friendship, I. TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIIIS"

 

[HoloSkull]

"Remember me Lowtax? when i killed our friendship, I. TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIIIS"

*SHROING!!!!*​

 

[LikeicareKF]

Years from now, if/when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs, prospective entrants to our heavily-fortified doom-fortress will be given a questionaire. One of these questions will be: "Have you ever had a Something Awful membership?"

If they answer yes, shoot them. They'll be a security risk faster than you can fucking blink.

Reported

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Years from now, if/when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs, prospective entrants to our heavily-fortified doom-fortress will be given a questionaire. One of these questions will be: "Have you ever had a Something Awful membership?"

If they answer yes, shoot them. They'll be a security risk faster than you can fucking blink.

Haha look at this guy who thinks they won't be the first ones to keel over and die the second 4G, grocery stores and netflix cease to be

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Actually, listening to that whole thing, Dave deserves that shit. He's condescending a crazy person and selling her out for internet asspats. If he was seriously worried, he'd go to the police. His whole attitude is "look at what I'm dealing with poor me". Then after selling his fiancé out, he lectures the internet about laughing at the mentally ill, like recording the handicapped during an episode without consent is really so much better.

Also, god damn do I smell some sexual frustration from this chick. "I'll do whatever you want", "punish me", "do you wanna rape me", "do they want my body". I guess a 40 year old man with a diaper fetish pretending to be a 16 year old girl pretending to be a 16 year old boy isn't fantastic at laying down the woodwork.

Edit: "You're the m-....you're the boss" fucking golden

This whole thing sounds like Shmorky got with a good looking girl who's crazy enough to want to date him and now he doesn't know how to handle it.

Schmorky is being a little bitch who won't stand up for himself and he's the only reason he's still in the situation, lowtax and mrs. Lowtax have already tried as much as they could for him and he just refuses to do anything about the crazy sex hypnotist because it gives him a way to be a victim. He loves the attention. He's a nutbar too let's not forget. He could try and get this crazy bitch some help but he refuses to because he wants all the ass pats the world can give him. Also this crazy chick has a hilarious patreon and guess who the only patron is.

https://www.patreon.com/SinsOfThePuppetMaster?ty=h

Maybe it's also because he knows he's unlikely to do better, at least on the looks front?

 

[Aquinas]

This whole thing sounds like Shmorky got with a good looking girl who's crazy enough to want to date him and now he doesn't know how to handle it.

Lowtax said in Fyad at one point that the chick was fucking normal like a year or so ago, not even tumblrina crazy. I imagine living with a fucking smurf that constantly goes on about gender politics and other fun topics will do that to you.

 

[Null]

TIL there is no answer to the Jewish question.

 

[RM 810]

TIL there is no answer to the Jewish question.

But there is a solution...

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Lowtax said in Fyad at one point that the chick was fucking normal like a year or so ago, not even tumblrina crazy. I imagine living with a fucking smurf that constantly goes on about gender politics and other fun topics will do that to you.

Found it:

That's manipulative stuff, especially considering her obvious mental health issues.

 

[RM 810]

Found it:

That's manipulative stuff, especially considering her obvious mental health issues.

That's pretty twisted. Did he ever post the chat logs?